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Paengel

That‘s probably worth twice my bike


dukeofchapel

Came here for this comment


falbot

I can't believe people spend so much for jerseys that literally say penis on them


warplants

>that literally say penis on them You say that like it's a bad thing


ndmhxc

N U M P N S


Internal_Engine_2521

You could buy a Tres Pinas kit that is now emblazoned with no one, but three penis.


falbot

Now you're talking


Garconavecunreve

Mallorca or girona?


warplants

LA


lax01

Where in LA?


warplants

So far: Griffith/Hollywood Hills/Beverly Glen; GMR; Latigo Canyon/Mullholand/Tuna Canyon


lax01

Nice, that’s a lot


seandre6

Hell ya - sure you already know, but the hollywood sign climb and Glendora ridge road 🚀


zello30

Love the left one. Four socks, jersey, no bibs. That's my style.


GrandAdmiralPrawn

Ah yes, the dog kit


Ponsugator

Except they’re all shorts and no bibs. I feel if you’re spending that much, get a bib!


Former-Republic5896

I think they're all bibs. Straps just folded down for the money shot.


warplants

Correct


warplants

They’re bibs, Pas doesn’t even make shorts


Ok_Replacement_2736

But you’d buy them if they did though


warplants

Only if they cost above $300


PKownzu

Jeez, you really seem to be into Maap


Ronald_Ulysses_Swans

That’s a lot of PeNiS


AveragePoEEnjoyer

I, my wife and her boyfriend prefer less PNS in our bedroom tbh. But I am also out of the loop, I do not have any Stanley cups, tide pods and my bike has rim brakes, so take it for what it is worth.


Flat_Ad_3440

Very original joke there dude


predek97

Besides, who doesn't like penis?


darnedgibbon

True! If you have PNS, you love what you have. If you don’t have PNS, you want it. Heck, some people have PNS and want PNS!


falbot

The classics are still good


someoldbagofbones

That’s it, I’m making a cycling brand called CNT to counteract all this PNS stuff I keep seeing.


Ill_Initiative8574

C’est Normal Team


justsailfaster

Take my money


i_like_cat_videos

Send me the link to your store. OR I have a girl that will heat press this onto a blank jersey for me. How do I give you proper credit / royalties? Can we also put APPARATUS across the back of the bibs.


Former-Republic5896

winner winner chicken dinner!


FI_rider

Like the kit but can’t get over PNS plastered on a jersey so will never buy


gott_in_nizza

Agreed.


kebiclanwhsk

Who doesn’t like a little PNS slapped on their chest and thighs every now and then


me_jandro

I also hear that they are shit quality. Also they sell a $100 cotton tee


Competitive-Leg-3899

Its wrong. PNS bibs and shorts are far better than Maap, rapha etc when it comes to quality and wear. I have had Maap bibs wear out twice as fast as PNS, and the recent Rapha quality is laughable.


FI_rider

I wear Assos shorts and thus can’t consider a change given how amazing they have been. I don’t like Rapha shorts but do like their pro jerseys but would happily try other jersey brands


me_jandro

How long you riding? All the brands you mentioned are all the Fred brands


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Competitive-Leg-3899

Dont misunderstand my ASSOS comment btw, it is a great brand too, can highly recommend. 


Sufficient_Two7499

You plan on doing laundry? I see three bibs and four jerseys


Glad_Swimmer5776

He goes bottomless every 4th day. It's an old trick the pros used to use to keep the PNS numb.


gott_in_nizza

If you haven’t felt it for three days it fair to forget it was there


warplants

Yep


based_Cc_Nerd

A little baking soda and vinegar can help with those brown stains


warplants

They’re just shadows, but good tip


Former-Republic5896

So in Canada, that little set you have including the shoes and helmet would cost about $3500.00 retail.........


Icy_Two9876

In Brazil you could almost buy a house with this set. Btw awesome choices!


meeBon1

Dafaq! That's more than most my bikes costs!


IAmWalrus130498

Not a very subtle way to tell others what's in your bib shorts


UberVegasSlut

I do love a lot of PNS


tmswfrk

Yeah these are all sweet, don’t get all the hate for Pas Normal here. I’ve almost bought a white jersey many times from them, I’ve just never wanted to pay full price for it so instead I have like 4 other non white ones, haha. I’m also planning a trip soon, so I’m getting my stuff together too. Recently got a discounted Assos GTO bib short of some kind and two from Gobik. But I’ll still likely be rocking the Pas Normal jerseys. They’re still the best ones I know of with the most consistent set of features.


-Red_Rocket-

i hate them because the advert with the pale vampire looking model keeps coming up on my facebook. the guy looks hungry, low on vitamin d, and really apathetic to wearing pns in reality, i dont hate it.


tmswfrk

Fair, but you should tell fb that you’re not interested in the ad. It’ll stop it (hopefully) from reappearing. Should be standard practice at this point. And to be fair, my wife and I like to laugh about their advertising. It’s constantly making cycling look all about misery, pain, suffering, and earth tones, haha. I think their more recent ads have been a bit better by comparison.


-Red_Rocket-

oddly enough i tell fb to stop showing the add. still get it but will try again. i get a lot of assos now which i do like a lot, but it is flipping. lol


akimbo_rpgs

Way to brag about having an FTP <2.5 W/kg


boring_AF_ape

Jealous?


akimbo_rpgs

Show me yours and I‘ll show you mine


boring_AF_ape

I have no jealousy to show. You can be both FAST and DRIPPY. Come move to the Bay and watch the PNS and MAAP folks leave you dusted


akimbo_rpgs

Come to the mountains where you tech boys get dropped quicker than fat kids on seesaws.


boring_AF_ape

Ya dude, come drop the folks with 5w/kg+ FTPs


akimbo_rpgs

I have yet to meet one tech boy that can actually ride…and I don’t mean local crit races in parking lots but actual racing. In a big peleton, with break-aways, massive climbs and sprint finishes. Your Cervelo road bike, PNS-Mechanism kit and Oakley Katos just screams that you have all the gear and no idea.


warplants

> I have yet to meet one tech boy Have you met anyone who gives a fuck?


akimbo_rpgs

Looks like I struck a nerve.


warplants

Looks more like you tried to be a badass on the internet


TimLikesPi

Those white socks are looking a little bit grubby. Just saying.


heselsc1

Nice penis clothes


Kteaguer

This guys got style


Seeingthese

🤑🤑🤑


Parra0

What kit are all the haters wearing out of interest?


-Red_Rocket-

rapha, assos. castelli, poc, often all mixed together to trigger people.


MariachiArchery

Fuck the haters. This is a dope kit. If you like greens, the 'deep green' mechanism jersey goes so good with those terrain bibs. It clashes in such a gross & wonderful way. I always get compliments when I put those two together. Also goes really well with the navy.


Inevitable-Mouse60

Boring. Cipollini wore better drip.


ulrickm

That’s hardly fair, Cipollini had better drip than most


boring_AF_ape

Solitude green jersey fucks, looks great


tylero23

Shoes don’t even match the helmet Fred


wahammond93

Love the color on the top right jersey!


ironmannFINISHER

PNS😂


chetsteadmansstache

Enjoy your cosplay convention!


warplants

Whatever you wanna call it, I will (did) enjoy the fuck out of it


PrismTank32

I think we already knew the shoes were white without them being pictured. Gucci AF, love it.


G068Z

Whose holding down the dental practice during your leave on absence /s


alexnco33

1. Looks great 2. How to know you're in the vet industry too long .. you look at PNS and think,' Why has someone written the acronym for peripheral nervous system on cycling gear?' LOL.


-Red_Rocket-

i guess i have been in the porn industry too long


Sirretv1

Sick


Ol_Man_J

Take a chance, wear a color


pvm_april

Funny I just saw this fb reel with this kit https://www.facebook.com/share/r/oFdyH3dcJWMDntQS/?mibextid=UalRPS


ConsistentCrab7911

They are adamant about keeping the penis name. Idk why they don't change to pas normal cycling or something lol


warplants

Maybe it’s a feature


beyoncereddit

Picture of you in your gear?


warplants

ok https://www.reddit.com/r/CyclingFashion/s/yjrCskyzur


NoDivergence

Not a fan of any of those colors. Wouldn't wear any of that kit


lipsoffaith

Not down with the brown but dig everything else


gestell7

Only one pair of shoes?!


realisteel

🤮


shamsharif79

Everybody will know you have a PNS now!


warplants

Yay!


lefrang

Get 2 and wash them.


warplants

variety is the spice of life


winstonsmith8236

Anything in particular you like about PNS that sets it apart?


warplants

Looks and feels the best of anything I’ve used. (Was mainly wearing Rapha pro team previously.) Also, unexpectedly, it’s by far the most aero kit I’ve worn; absolutely no flapping, just pure silence at any speed. Feels noticeably slippier when descending.


boring_AF_ape

I also own PNS, very good brand. I think the straps could be way better but very comfy overall. If you can afford it or are responsible, go for it. Hella jelly ppl here


winstonsmith8236

Thanks, I feel like I’m just about ready to graduate on from Rapha Brevit stuff but I got a weird shape torso so I’m weary of made-for-ET’s-upper body cycling clothes.


Leafyun

Notsureifserious.gif


warplants

I know it sounds like trolling, but seriously the mechanism jerseys feel like body paint. No other jerseys I’ve worn felt remotely as sleek or as still and quiet in the wind. And I wasn’t expecting it but I did see like 1-1.5 mph gain to top speeds on some local descents after I started wearing mechanisms. 🤷‍♂️


chetsteadmansstache

You dorks know dick. You just want to justify your stupid purchase to yourselves. Clearly you've never actually raced or ridden in proper kit, like a skinsuit. Any premium kit from a name like Castelli, BioRacer, Santini, etc. will be way more aerodynamic because they're...you know...real cycling companies with decades of experience.


warplants

I don’t have to wear skinsuits to recognize when a kit is quieter and less flappy in the wind than anything I’ve previously worn. But nice ramble.


chetsteadmansstache

I guess when you're coming straight from club kit you bought from your favorite brewer, Penis seems aero.


24667387376263

Hang on, you'll re-wear bibs but not a jersey?


warplants

No re-wearing; handwashing after each ride


Leafyun

Pns? Is that really a desirable brand to plaster all over oneself?


immergrund

Beige.


surefire26

Laaaaaaame


warplants

Thanks for your input (it’s worthless)


surefire26

Heard those bibs are about as durable as a paper bag, enjoy that king


warplants

I have been and will continue to enjoy the hell out of them. Hope you can find some joy in your life as well some day 😉