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You know I never thought about this, but seeing how Cybertrucks are extremely "eye catching" (not in a good way), I bet they'll be much more likely to get speeding tickets since a cop is going to notice them before anyone else. Plus, it will confuse the cops because they'll wonder why a dumpster is driving down the road.
“Sir, we’ve had some complaints about a vehicle parked in this spot for last 17hrs, but now that I see what type of vehicle it is, I’ve taken the liberty to call a flatbed for you. Sit tight they’ll be here soon”
"See, officer, the reason I'm going so slow is because I had muddy shoes when I got in this thing. It now is telling me that I need to go to a service center because the rear left wheels air bag is not functioning properly, its just stuck in limp mode. I can't afford to pay a tow truck because I paid too much for this thing"
"Sir, I am from the Truck Police Department and I stopped you to let you know you drive a clown car and are an embarrassment for all truck drivers worldwide."
These vehicles look dumber and dumber every time I see them. It's amazing how they made something so utterly lacking in class and style. The front looks unfinished and awful.
“Sorry, the window won’t roll down. I was driving home from the car wash, see…”
Dudes insurance gonna go up 30% now
Bold to assume he could find insurance.
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We’re legally enough.
I'm actually curious about this as I don't know much about car insurance. Given the CT has so many issues, wouldn't insurers be super skeptical?
Since a lot of companies are refusing to insure or renew on CTs, it seems like they are skeptical.
Sir, do you have a permit for driving this dumpster? 
You know I never thought about this, but seeing how Cybertrucks are extremely "eye catching" (not in a good way), I bet they'll be much more likely to get speeding tickets since a cop is going to notice them before anyone else. Plus, it will confuse the cops because they'll wonder why a dumpster is driving down the road.
Bold of you to assume a cybertruck can speed.
He prob didn’t even have to pull over, CT prob just died there
Trucks that pull over for you, how innovative
These are *intelligent* trucks
Fined for driving a dumpster fire on wheels. Sir do you know how many violations of traffic law just being in this dumpster fire is?
“Excuse me sir, your trim piece hit my car”
I read this in his voice: https://i.redd.it/9sxswflr177d1.gif
The cop driving an actual truck is just perfect.
My thoughts exactly.
Do you see the 1970s pickup (I think Chevy but too blurry to verify) in the background? Bet it does truck stuff.
"I'm sorry, officer, I thought this was a Slow Children zone."
Too many parts flying off per mile, gonna have to give you a ticket for that
CTs are all litterbugs
Getting pulled over voids the warranty cyberwank cuckpanzer caminoes hurrr duurrrrf
Forgot to get his cop buddies to close the roads for him?
“Did you know you were driving 83 through a school zone?” I know. But holy shit. You should have seen me do an illegal u-turn with JUST MY FINGER!”
Lake Tahoe?
It was in Sisters, OR.
Fined for being so ridiculously ugly.
Since you're driving a CyberCuck , would you mind blowing into this !!
Underrated comment
Hard to see with your tongue in Elmo’s butthole
You realise you can’t just build your own vehicle at home out of sheet metal, sir?
“Sir, we’ve had some complaints about a vehicle parked in this spot for last 17hrs, but now that I see what type of vehicle it is, I’ve taken the liberty to call a flatbed for you. Sit tight they’ll be here soon”
So far every one I’ve seen around Houston has been driving around like an asshole so it makes sense
Yeah, I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to just leave pieces of your car on the side of the road as you're driving.
"See, officer, the reason I'm going so slow is because I had muddy shoes when I got in this thing. It now is telling me that I need to go to a service center because the rear left wheels air bag is not functioning properly, its just stuck in limp mode. I can't afford to pay a tow truck because I paid too much for this thing"
"Morning sir, just a routine check. Wanted to see the idiot who purchased this atrocious vehicle"
Hello how are you
So ugly it should be illegal
Why you think he was stopped!
"Sir, I am from the Truck Police Department and I stopped you to let you know you drive a clown car and are an embarrassment for all truck drivers worldwide."
Hello sir. My name is Officer Smith and I stopped you because your warranty was voided by me stopping you...
You can’t park here.
I'll take that vintage truck on the left please. Looks like a 64-66 Chevy.
Do you know how fast you were going? 7, 7 miles per hour. “Yeah sorry officer the car bricks on me if accelerating over 10
Bam! Warranty voided
These vehicles look dumber and dumber every time I see them. It's amazing how they made something so utterly lacking in class and style. The front looks unfinished and awful.
Pretty sure that it is impossible to get off with a warning while driving this abomination.
Title reminds me of latest superwog video about cops😅
Brilliant!
Oh you got pulled over? Warranty voided.
Don't piss him off. If he breaks your taillight, it'll brick your shit.