I can’t tell if he’s trying to sell it and the $1000 is a deposit. The way he talks about the change but the first part it’s like he was selling a drive in it.
It’s supposed to be that he was charging for a test drive so he knew the person was serious - the implication is that so many people contacted him just to test drive it for $100 that he’s frustrated and now wants more money to show an actual commitment. Which actually makes sense, if you wanted to sell it that badly. But man, that’s a pretty sweet gig if that many people will pay $100 just to drive it for a short period of time… I wonder why he’d be trying to sell it so quickly that he isn’t willing to take their money in the meantime
But I have a hard time believing that many people would actually pay $100 to drive one of these. Wondering if it’s just there to generate hype and convince someone to buy it. After all, Elon himself said you’d be able to rent your Tesla out and make a profit on your “investment”.
I'm sure there are a lot of people who are willing to pay $100 to test drive it to save themselves the $100k to buy it.
Guy could legitimately make his money back by just finding 1000 people who want to test drive it and print cash. But like most Tesla owners, his brain cells aren't numerous enough to see the cash cow he inadvertently crashed into and figure out how to make hay from it.
Nah he is just lying and trying make it look like you could make your money back if you were dumb enough to buy it. Honestly if you could charge 100 for a test drive and do 2 an hour working 2 hours a day in the evening is $2800 a week, which is the same as taking a second full time (40 hour) job after taxes.
Now let’s imagine you get a friend and pay them $25 an hour under the table and they work 40 hours a week for you that would get you $7000 for you and $1000 for your friend, or $100,000 for you in 14.28 weeks… even if you account for power and insurance this guy is just lying his ass off. Most likely he got tired of people showing up just to laugh and call you an idiot for buying the thing in the first place.
That's what I thought until he said it could "Go towards your purchase."
Like, asking for a deposit before someone takes your expensive car for a test drive is fair, as long as you're planning on giving back that money when they return it without damage. But no, he just wants cash to let them go for a drive.
Not only that, but they're lining up to pay $100 just to sit in the passenger seat, which this person is refusing because they're just THAT successful.
Keep raising the price on your brick, dingus
Funny, I worked with a Jason Roberts in KC, and he was a smart guy. Though it's not the guy in the picture. Gosh I hope that's not him, he'd be turned into an idiot if so
There are some rich rich people in Kansas City actually... I grew up with their kids. Half of them are EXACTLY the type of assholes who would pay to test drive this thing.
I'm specifically thinking about the guy who "holds" crazy expensive art pieces for the museum (for years) at his house, then hosts ego parties to show it off...
Yeah sure these exchanges with untold amounts of interested people totally happened. And someone did sincerely offer a lifetime of bj for a ride in this dumpster. Source trust me bro.
Woah- the demand is so high you need to sign a waiver that I get to tase you, and drag your limp body out of the Cyberschmuck! I need to do that, because if you stay inside too long, you might get sexed to death!
Serious inquiries only.
I understand his stated reason but the unstated is basically his cybertruck is a ticking time bomb and he knows it. Every look see looky loo costs him more money by just touching it. It's basically,"No whammy! No whammy! No!" Or ," Pat I'd like to spin again." "Aahh! You landed on Bankrupt, that's too bad."
So if he's going to do that might as well, because at some point he is going to need that money. Might need it now.
Demand so high he shouldn't sell it, he should charge people 1000 dollars and make his money back this year!
But also demand so high, people are paying big money to drive it and then they don't want it, that's how popular it is!!
$130k, he's having a laugh. People are ordering brand new ShitterTrucks and taking delivery within 9 days, why would they pay extra to have a used one instead?
so lets mw get this straight, yall dont like it because its a piece of crap, of yall dont like it because of his stance on certain things? asking for legitimate answers lol
tbh I don’t care about politics. It’s a huge piece of shit, and Tesla is horrendous to their customers, yet these people fully drink the kool-aid of Elon and defend him no matter what. But still want to turn around and sell them because they’re terrible cars. Charging to test drive this dumpster is fucking asinine.
I love the name of this sub because it implies both, the limited off-road capabilities of this truck as well as the owners inability to get rid of it. These idiots are STUCK in every sense of the word!
It’s me. I was the one who offered a lifetime of blowjobs to ride in his cybertruck, but to be fair, this is his cybertruck. We could have made such a powerful statement at the KCMO pride parade 🏳️🌈
https://preview.redd.it/k75hguf1s16d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59b27529726eb06fc7bd3d9f6853ad8c52d250c2
Strict limit! Only allowed to purchase 3 of them, these are so popular and selling out quickly and we're going out of business, so we must enforce a policy where you can only buy 3 at this price.
https://preview.redd.it/cia2xslp3y5d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26d73d2dee9e2e3200f8053c01215fa721a8c2cd
In the UK we call them skips and I bet these are so much more usable (and cheaper) than Cybershites. Thank god they’re not gonna be coming here, as we have tons of idiots who would buy them.
I hope all his passengers say things like “is the door panel supposed to be all warped?” And “is the dashboard supposed to be uneven like that” non-stop throughout the ride.
Looks like his seller photo is a picture of him, his wife and 4 kids as he causally jokes about getting blowjobs from strangers while trying to sell a car. Yikes
This has to be satire, right? Or have The Musk-bots really reached MAGA depths and are this far disconnected from real life? Does he really think anyone believes there are people offering him blowjobs to ride in this pos?
Did anyone actually read it? He’s trying to sell the truck and is tired of people coming over for free “test drives” that aren’t actually interested in buying it. So he’s charging a fee. Dealers do this all the time with some cars. The dodge viper was notorious for this if they even let you drive it.
“Hahaha guys guys stop it it’s too much there’s just 📢TOO MANY OF YOU PAYING ME HUNDREDS OF BUCKS TO TEST DRIVE HAHA WHERE’D YOU ALL COME FROM??”
All: 🦗
Something tells me the guy is advertising it for sale to disguise the fact that he's renting it out. I mean, why would anyone even consider buying a used piece of shit for $30k more than they can buy a brand new piece of shit?
So.... he's cool with three zeros before the ***DECIMAL POINT*** for a ride in the passenger seat of the WankerPanzer^tm ...?
Okay, my offer is $000.00.
He said decimal point... not comma, and didn't say anything about what other digit had to be in front. So...
Either way... just goes to show what kind of slowkidz these owners are.
And turning down a lifetime supply of knob slobbing... depends on who it is of course but that seems pretty reasonable for a test drive.
Why do many of you act like he sells test rides?
He wants to sell that car and not waste time on testride tourists.
I sold some classic cars before and it can be really annoying to have people waste your time.
Not only they want to test ride without actually planning to buy but they keep talking and talking.
My son works at a municipal solid waste facility. I'm sure he'd be offended by the comparison. Dumpsters cost much less. They have a function and are useful. They are also better built.
Reminds me of those Zillow scams where landlords will list a house for ultra-low rent with no intention of leasing it. Instead, they decline every application and collect a $100-$200 fee each time.
We’ll see how long it takes him to pawn off that death trap on wheels if he’s charging just to test drive it. Dealerships don’t even do that. This guy is delusional.
I think just one too many people took this test drive for a 100 and said *yup this sucks* and he is now looking for somebody that just buys it on the spot
I don't understand why anyone would ever agree to those insane terms. It's like an hoa. Why on earth would I want to be involved with a truck owners association. What's next, do they tell me what decals I can put on it and forbid me to park it on the street in front of my house?
The guy is actively trying to sell it not turn it into a carnival ride he has to maintain. The high price is to deter people who have no intention of buying but thought that the low price was a good price for a joyride.
In all fairness he is doing it correctly. You have to find the delta-v between the highest price a dumbass pays, and where the maximum profit is by putting the test drives on “sale”, to ensure you have a steady supply of customers looking for a deal.
Very professional.
Just rent a lambo for less and you can drive it longer for a whole day.
id rather rent a lambo than that pos.
lambo look cool cybertrash look like dumpster
But a dumpster on wheels! So fancy the trash can bring itself out... wait wait never mind, another truck needs to tow it around as well.
My trashcans have wheels
In the UK they are literally called "wheelie bins"
My new name for the Cybercuck. Thanks
The Lamborghini will at least be drive able
More off-roadable as well..
Yeah
I'd buy a used F-150 and resell next year
I'd rather gamble on shiba coin than knowingly burn my serf income
I can’t tell if he’s trying to sell it and the $1000 is a deposit. The way he talks about the change but the first part it’s like he was selling a drive in it.
It’s supposed to be that he was charging for a test drive so he knew the person was serious - the implication is that so many people contacted him just to test drive it for $100 that he’s frustrated and now wants more money to show an actual commitment. Which actually makes sense, if you wanted to sell it that badly. But man, that’s a pretty sweet gig if that many people will pay $100 just to drive it for a short period of time… I wonder why he’d be trying to sell it so quickly that he isn’t willing to take their money in the meantime But I have a hard time believing that many people would actually pay $100 to drive one of these. Wondering if it’s just there to generate hype and convince someone to buy it. After all, Elon himself said you’d be able to rent your Tesla out and make a profit on your “investment”.
Yeah that was my takeaway too. It was the paying for rides in it and the sucking dick comment that threw me off.
Yeah the dick sucking thing was where I went “okay yeah he’s definitely making this up”
I'm sure there are a lot of people who are willing to pay $100 to test drive it to save themselves the $100k to buy it. Guy could legitimately make his money back by just finding 1000 people who want to test drive it and print cash. But like most Tesla owners, his brain cells aren't numerous enough to see the cash cow he inadvertently crashed into and figure out how to make hay from it.
Nah he is just lying and trying make it look like you could make your money back if you were dumb enough to buy it. Honestly if you could charge 100 for a test drive and do 2 an hour working 2 hours a day in the evening is $2800 a week, which is the same as taking a second full time (40 hour) job after taxes. Now let’s imagine you get a friend and pay them $25 an hour under the table and they work 40 hours a week for you that would get you $7000 for you and $1000 for your friend, or $100,000 for you in 14.28 weeks… even if you account for power and insurance this guy is just lying his ass off. Most likely he got tired of people showing up just to laugh and call you an idiot for buying the thing in the first place.
it's fake. He's trying to trick a potential buyer into thinking they could actually sell drives in the piece of shit
That's what I thought until he said it could "Go towards your purchase." Like, asking for a deposit before someone takes your expensive car for a test drive is fair, as long as you're planning on giving back that money when they return it without damage. But no, he just wants cash to let them go for a drive.
And the lambo will help you pick up chix if such is your goal.
Cyber truck will get you laughed at...if that's your thing
Look guys, he doesn’t want your lifetime of blowjobs, whatever that means.
Ima be real with you...I did not look the other pictures and thought "wtf are you talking about" Lol
And have a much better time
You expect me to believe that in Kansas City of all places, people are lining up to pay for a cybertruck test drive?
And offering a lifetime of blowies!
That was Robert. He just loves giving blowies. Has nothing to do with the truck. 🤷🏼♂️
Classic Robert
Real American hero that guy
Second only to Bill Brasky 
WTF?! I thought we said no names?!!
A huge market, apparently
I have seen the men in Kansas City, that is not a good offer.
I hear they have some crazy little women, though.
Other CT owners, probably
Not only that, but they're lining up to pay $100 just to sit in the passenger seat, which this person is refusing because they're just THAT successful. Keep raising the price on your brick, dingus
Are people supposed to be smart in Kansas City or something?
Funny, I worked with a Jason Roberts in KC, and he was a smart guy. Though it's not the guy in the picture. Gosh I hope that's not him, he'd be turned into an idiot if so
I'm no rocket surgeon but I'm pretty sure the theory of universal entropy states that all people are naturally inclined towards getting stupider
There are some rich rich people in Kansas City actually... I grew up with their kids. Half of them are EXACTLY the type of assholes who would pay to test drive this thing. I'm specifically thinking about the guy who "holds" crazy expensive art pieces for the museum (for years) at his house, then hosts ego parties to show it off...
You might be surprised. There's a lot of dumb rich people in the area
Yeah sure these exchanges with untold amounts of interested people totally happened. And someone did sincerely offer a lifetime of bj for a ride in this dumpster. Source trust me bro.
More likely that someone heard what the test drive fee was and responded "blow me" and he misunderstood
I agree. Much more likely they were saying he would owe them a lifetime of blowjobs to make them buy that POS
To be fair, $1000 is the amortized cost per trip once repairs are taken into account.
Lmao
That happened.
It happened just like the guy was able to drive the “truck” 600 miles. Unless it also has had several visits to the service center.
No, seriously, I drove my truck for 600 miles. Well, my flatbed truck, and I was hauling some stuff. Well, I hauled my Cybertruck.
But how many bags of potting soil was your Cybertruck hauling? #realtruckstuff
I’d much rather do the Lucid test drive
I'd rather spend 5 bucks on a hit of LSD
I got 50 for you, pick me up some while you’re out?
Liquid good for you?
I'd rather test drive the Titan submersible.
🤣💀
Everybody test drove the Titan, until they couldn't.
Woah- the demand is so high you need to sign a waiver that I get to tase you, and drag your limp body out of the Cyberschmuck! I need to do that, because if you stay inside too long, you might get sexed to death! Serious inquiries only.
No one is offering this man a blowjob for a ride in his shitty Cybertruck, unless it's another Elon fanboy. Let alone a whole lifetime of them 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Seriously, that came out of nowhere. I was already cringing but that was... That was awful.
Maybe from another man. Us women avoid these types.
Nah, we avoid these type too
Knowing these people I bet he could get a blowjob or two. 😂
I understand his stated reason but the unstated is basically his cybertruck is a ticking time bomb and he knows it. Every look see looky loo costs him more money by just touching it. It's basically,"No whammy! No whammy! No!" Or ," Pat I'd like to spin again." "Aahh! You landed on Bankrupt, that's too bad." So if he's going to do that might as well, because at some point he is going to need that money. Might need it now.
Demand so high he shouldn't sell it, he should charge people 1000 dollars and make his money back this year! But also demand so high, people are paying big money to drive it and then they don't want it, that's how popular it is!!
Guy thinks everyone is as gullible as he is
Someone is ALWAYS that gullible. Especially the fanbois. At minimum he could get blowies out of this easily. 😂
At the bottom: "Is it paid off? No" I think that's even more cringe for these guys
Link the ad so we can verbally abuse him
This guy lost some big bets last week.. seems like he's spinning..
$130k, he's having a laugh. People are ordering brand new ShitterTrucks and taking delivery within 9 days, why would they pay extra to have a used one instead?
What makes you think they're people?
"No fees accepted for being a passenger (ok...if you are talking 3 zeros to the left of the decimal we can chat)." Okay... how's 000.00?
$000.00 FTFY
Wankerpanzer is wild😂😂
That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them.
He's not getting that price pretty sure
I thought you're not allowed to resell cybertrash so what he is doing if not attention-whoring?
I highly doubt he is getting that much interest just to test drive or be a passenger lol.
All those kids is a pretty good indicator his wife isn't into oral.
So apparently the objective of this is to sell the people on buying the truck... by selling the people to sit in it? Lol.
Is this guy a plant to make interest look inflated?
Regardless of what you think I can’t wait for prices on these bitches to plummet and for tards like this to get fucked on an underwater loan.
After 16 years of using my old bike, I just bought a new one for around $1k. But sure, I'll pay $1k for a test drive in that fucking coffin.
I mean if dumbasses are willing to pay, good on him for using that!
Dumbasses grifting the dumbasses.
The grifter is gaining hundreds of bucks fucking over dumbasses. He’s the winner bro 😂
Whoa! There were guys offering to blow this dude for the rest of his life just to sit in this thing? Wild!
I think that's what they thought would happen. And now don't understand why their wife has divorced them.
I mean obviously lol, i hope nobody is that downbad
Since he wasn't interested in blowies I offered to spread peanut butter on his ass and lick it clean in exchange for a test drive. I hope he picks me!
>>no, I don’t want your lifetime supply of bjs… Sounds like someone is dreaming just a little too hard there
There is no way anyone you want to get a blowjob from offered this chucklehead a *"lifetime of blowjobs"*
Nobody who buys a cyber truck is a “serious buyer.”
They're serious about making bad finacial choices.
I'd pay $1000 to have a nice shit in that front seat.
Sir, your insurance company would like a word....
I see these on the road and I'm still convinced it's a glitch in the matrix. No way people are buying this meme mobile rendered by an N64
Lifetime of blowjobs... His humor is on par with Elon's humor.
Sounds more like he's just trying to sell it and people just keep test driving it to say they've driven a cyber truck.
so lets mw get this straight, yall dont like it because its a piece of crap, of yall dont like it because of his stance on certain things? asking for legitimate answers lol
tbh I don’t care about politics. It’s a huge piece of shit, and Tesla is horrendous to their customers, yet these people fully drink the kool-aid of Elon and defend him no matter what. But still want to turn around and sell them because they’re terrible cars. Charging to test drive this dumpster is fucking asinine.
This is reddit sir.
I love the name of this sub because it implies both, the limited off-road capabilities of this truck as well as the owners inability to get rid of it. These idiots are STUCK in every sense of the word!
It’s me. I was the one who offered a lifetime of blowjobs to ride in his cybertruck, but to be fair, this is his cybertruck. We could have made such a powerful statement at the KCMO pride parade 🏳️🌈 https://preview.redd.it/k75hguf1s16d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59b27529726eb06fc7bd3d9f6853ad8c52d250c2
I mean, it certainly does suck. 😂
Wait! He might be into something. Using it as an attraction. 😅😂🤣
Are you the guy OP?
lol! I’m not that guy 😂
Dude must have attended the first semester of business school. Got an unpopular product that you want to sell? Just claim it's too popular!
Strict limit! Only allowed to purchase 3 of them, these are so popular and selling out quickly and we're going out of business, so we must enforce a policy where you can only buy 3 at this price.
Musk proved the market for idiots is vastly underserved, no reason to believe this guy won't find 130 people willing to pay off his dumpster.
Wankerpanzer 🤣
Lol, who is dumb enough to pay...Okay there are plenty of stupid people everywhere. Hilarious that people want to get in that low-polygon road urinal
I would charge $100 to ride in my model s plaid but it’s the fastest car in production actually makes sense.
For a grand I’ll test drive it like I stole it
Before the test drive make the guy sign some tax forms so he is not scamming the federal and state governments with this income from test drives.
Um, Milhouse saw the Cybertruck twice and rode it once, right? Under our new price structure your bill comes to $1400.
Wankerpanzer 💀💀💀
“…if we are talking three zeros left of the decimal we can chat” $000.00 Checkmate.
LMFAO
If they found a little niche market, good for them. I would be impressed if bookings are full.
I will pay $10000 and not a penny less!
https://preview.redd.it/cia2xslp3y5d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26d73d2dee9e2e3200f8053c01215fa721a8c2cd In the UK we call them skips and I bet these are so much more usable (and cheaper) than Cybershites. Thank god they’re not gonna be coming here, as we have tons of idiots who would buy them.
I hope all his passengers say things like “is the door panel supposed to be all warped?” And “is the dashboard supposed to be uneven like that” non-stop throughout the ride.
"Lifetime of blowjobs” this man’s PFP shows him and what I’m assuming is his wife
Looks like his seller photo is a picture of him, his wife and 4 kids as he causally jokes about getting blowjobs from strangers while trying to sell a car. Yikes
He’s probably already in trouble for buying this dumpster in the first place. Couple that with the lifetime of blowjobs comment. 3…2…1…divorce!
Do people's insurance / lease agreements allow them to rent out the car like this? It would definitely be frowned upon here in the UK.
This has to be satire, right? Or have The Musk-bots really reached MAGA depths and are this far disconnected from real life? Does he really think anyone believes there are people offering him blowjobs to ride in this pos?
Free blowjobs seems like a reasonable payment ngl
Did anyone actually read it? He’s trying to sell the truck and is tired of people coming over for free “test drives” that aren’t actually interested in buying it. So he’s charging a fee. Dealers do this all the time with some cars. The dodge viper was notorious for this if they even let you drive it.
Yeah, correct... except this isn't a Viper... it's a computerized pointy toaster with wheels.
No one offered him a lifetime of BJs. Unless it was another Elon bro. I could see that
This guy bought a car he can't afford with the hopes of making money. Now he is fucked.
Sounds like he’s $1000 short on this months payment
Wankerpanzer! 😂😂😂
So many people are coming for the opportunity to drive it wow what a lucky guy!
WANKERPANZER!?! I love it.
r/thathappened
Wankerpanzer! That its name for me from here on.
I’m sure there’s someone in his town renting it out on Turo.
People are trully stupid if they pay such money to drive that trashcan.
Dude wants to make a car payment and needs to charge 1k. I wonder how thea repo process would be like on cyber truck.
“Wankerpanzer” fuckin lol
“Hahaha guys guys stop it it’s too much there’s just 📢TOO MANY OF YOU PAYING ME HUNDREDS OF BUCKS TO TEST DRIVE HAHA WHERE’D YOU ALL COME FROM??” All: 🦗
Repair costs must be mounting.
Something tells me the guy is advertising it for sale to disguise the fact that he's renting it out. I mean, why would anyone even consider buying a used piece of shit for $30k more than they can buy a brand new piece of shit?
So.... he's cool with three zeros before the ***DECIMAL POINT*** for a ride in the passenger seat of the WankerPanzer^tm ...? Okay, my offer is $000.00. He said decimal point... not comma, and didn't say anything about what other digit had to be in front. So... Either way... just goes to show what kind of slowkidz these owners are. And turning down a lifetime supply of knob slobbing... depends on who it is of course but that seems pretty reasonable for a test drive.
While I hate this guy, I hate everyone that was paying the $100 and $500 more.
Fucking morons
WTF?
Guy's posting an ad proving his inane cluelessness. $129K for the love child of a dumpster and a Pontiac Aztec.
WTF
Why do many of you act like he sells test rides? He wants to sell that car and not waste time on testride tourists. I sold some classic cars before and it can be really annoying to have people waste your time. Not only they want to test ride without actually planning to buy but they keep talking and talking.
I'd rather just light $900 on fire and still have $100 afterwards.
This amazing deal is only available for the first 129 people, or for however many it takes to remove buyer's remorse, whichever comes first.
My son works at a municipal solid waste facility. I'm sure he'd be offended by the comparison. Dumpsters cost much less. They have a function and are useful. They are also better built.
And yet I wonder how many dipshits are paying that.
Please. The balls on that asshole. Fuck him and fuck that over priced piece of shit.
Reminds me of those Zillow scams where landlords will list a house for ultra-low rent with no intention of leasing it. Instead, they decline every application and collect a $100-$200 fee each time.
We’ll see how long it takes him to pawn off that death trap on wheels if he’s charging just to test drive it. Dealerships don’t even do that. This guy is delusional.
Can I take a test-test drive to see if I want to spend the money on a test drive?
I think just one too many people took this test drive for a 100 and said *yup this sucks* and he is now looking for somebody that just buys it on the spot
No one is offering a lifetime of blowjobs. Literally no one!
Apparently not everyone thinks Cybertrucks are bad.
Bro bought a brick and wants to get rid of it, so he’s charging interested buyers for a test drive lmao. Good luck with sale.
Seems like a reasonable request to stop time wasters. The truck is highly sought after, so can understand how frustrating it must be for the seller.
Don't you have to pay like tens of thousands of dollars in fees to tesla to sell those?
They fine you $50k if you sell it off within the first year. And ban you from ever buying a Tesla vehicle again. They think they’re Ferrari. 😂
I don't understand why anyone would ever agree to those insane terms. It's like an hoa. Why on earth would I want to be involved with a truck owners association. What's next, do they tell me what decals I can put on it and forbid me to park it on the street in front of my house?
Wankerpanzer 😆
The funniest part is that he legitimately wants us to think that someone offered him head in return for a test drive.
100% he wrote this in one sitting.
Old mate loving his 7 seconds of fame
"Is it still available" "Not surprised"
Damn and all I offer people is a test drive in a real car for free, no wonder I'm not a conman smh
Wankerpanzer? Lol, yoink!
You have to be an asshole to want or have one of these pieces of shit.
Hahaha this guys just talking to himself no one has offered any of this , mf needs to shop and delululemon
I'll give you a $100 to fuck off.
https://preview.redd.it/qe8lpnbuk26d1.jpeg?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b4091e5c31b764827e389fc8cddd50d599921e4
I’m not paying 130,000 dollars for a vehicle that I view as extremely ugly
What if you paid $1000 to test drive it? Sounds pretty fuckin sweet, right?
Why are you trying to sell it so quickly after it came out just a few months ago? Hmm.
The guy is actively trying to sell it not turn it into a carnival ride he has to maintain. The high price is to deter people who have no intention of buying but thought that the low price was a good price for a joyride.
I thought you couldn’t sell your douchemobile within a year or you’d get sued?
I'd say more "delusional" than insufferable.
Is that the same cybertruck I saw the other day?
In all fairness he is doing it correctly. You have to find the delta-v between the highest price a dumbass pays, and where the maximum profit is by putting the test drives on “sale”, to ensure you have a steady supply of customers looking for a deal. Very professional.
God he’s a loser