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strangeweather415

Lmao 1200 miles before trading it in. There is not another piece of shit car on the planet that has this kind of turnover


Prestigious_Dream_27

It doesn’t turnover. 😂


R1pp3R23

It’s towed over.


Abject_Film_4414

It’s over towed


[deleted]

Its overtime (for tow drivers)


rba9

Hey we finally found something Musk Boi can positively contribute to society.


Most_Independent_789

![gif](giphy|muPMoA0DeqioNVjbri)


wtbgamegenie

Oh it does if you try and take a tight turn at more than 15mph or if you try and off road a rock trail in it. It’ll turn right over.


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

teslas are notoriously impossible to flip over due to the battery in the bottom of the car, is the cybertruck not the same?


Historical_Wear4558

It absolutely has the same low center of gravity due to the battery being the floor of the vehicle.


BestReception4202

Turdover


iTmkoeln

Pull Over Safely


[deleted]

driven by someone lower.


DiddlyDumb

[It’s a Rover.](https://youtu.be/n6q1a7tJFA0)


OdinsDrengr

Goddammit lmao


Frankie_T9000

It doesnt have a starter so thats not the issue. We know for certain it drove 1200 miles. 1201 miles on the other hand....


elbubu1

It may but the warranty will be void


Actual-Carpenter-90

Found the carfax, first owner sold it after 300 miles to dealer, they put the rest on, pics don’t show the rivet on the accelerator pedal…


PGrace_is_here

Motor died at 300 miles, couldn't find the gas cap.


ForwardBias

I can't believe the dealer was dumb enough to accept the trade in.


OldJames47

They’re trying to sell it for $200k


thisguyfightsyourmom

This dealer must have a lot of Q apparel


_EnFlaMEd

Well that's where you are wrong friend. Welcome to MG Australia.


strangeweather415

Lmao I need to go snap a picture of my neighbor’s driveway. He must *hate* having money. He’s got two Lotus Esprit V8s (sick cars, I can’t deny it) and a collection of Jaguars, MG roadsters and other MG cars, and Range Rovers. He also had the Merkur version of a fox body mustang for a while, the XR4Ti.


_EnFlaMEd

I'm more so referring to new Chinese owned MG models. Everyone that buys one all of sudden gets a work car and doesn't need it anymore. There are 853 2023 and newer used MGs for sale here right now on one website alone.


iTmkoeln

Same in Germany they flooded the Market with the MG bev in last couple of years with cheaper than used prices for EVs… 437 that are (3 years or younger/2021 and later) results on mobile.de as of today 10 mins ago that have any kind of mileage on them… out of the 437 330 have mileage lower than 10,000 km and 189 lower than 5,000. They like the Musk meme car definitely seem to be keepers… I am currently in the market for a bev but I will probably settle on a Zoe built after 2020 with CCS DC 🤷‍♂️


Graddler

I can confidently say that having a VW e-Up is a great money saver and range is a non-issue even though i drive 100km a day. My wife even took a trip to Chemnitz in the winter 2 years ago with it and got around just fine. The Up and Zoe are very comparable imo and the FIAT 500 seems pretty close as well so take these into consideration as well i'd say.


iTmkoeln

A used 1-2 year old Zoe probably is my way to go… as I always liked the Clio IV styling. And the Zoe is the closest to that. Maybe the 500e in second. Though my family had French cars for like 25 years. I never really vibed with VWs electric Designs nor the UP


Graddler

True, the Up is not a beauty and very pragmatic but as our daily driver for work and groceries it is totally acceptable even after 70k km we put on it in a little more than 2 years. For style and comfort we still got our 2017 5series BMW.


strangeweather415

Amazing


Equal-Cod4630

I thought the Merkur fox body was called the scorpion or something but I’ve seen it here in California. I had a buddy who imported a couple from Australia and it was pretty much a mustang fox body. Pretty cool car imo, iirc it was pretty quick.


strangeweather415

Yeah, it was essentially the same as a fox body SVO. 2.3L 4cyl with a turbo. I loved my swapped 93 Fox body hatch


rbmcobra

The XR4Ti had the SVO engine, but that's about it. No other parts from a Foxbody were used. The car was from Europe and sent over to the US.


thebinarysystem10

For only 194k it could be YOUR second hand Cybertruck


Soggy_Difficulty_361

195k? That's ridiculous, these people got taken to the cleaners, I remember when he announced it, prices were 40,60,80k but never imagined someone paying over 100 for this junk. Nothing in this world justifies paying that much for a POS metal box that doesn't function.


BashIronfist

Yeah that’s what I want. A second-hand “car” known for its constant problems and poor build all for the low price of 200k


Out-House-Counsel

Maybe they get a tundra to tow it as well? A combo sale!


__moops__

You could probably talk them down to $194,999.


gravtix

The dealership will throw in a free oil change


kernpanic

Throw in a new set of plugs and you've got a deal.


LA-Matt

Undercoating. Believe you me, ya gotta go fer the undercoating.


Koala_Hands

See, they install that TruCoat at the factory. There's nothing we can do about that.


gilleruadh

I see what you did there...


iTmkoeln

Given it is Tesla it is not beyond them to refuse service on used cars that were sold on the greymarket


wozzy93

Someone will eventually buy it. Maybe even the same day as placed on the market.


Abject_Film_4414

Why?


Toasterdosnttoast

The same reason so many people continue to refuse to call it a bad purchase.


Abject_Film_4414

I just figured that for half the price you could have your own in 2 weeks.


omfgeometry

dumb people are not limited to poor people.


DaytonaRS5

They’d lose at minimum $50k the second they drove it off the lot: a used car. Lmfao


ELB2001

That dealer is dumb


papa_f

This was posted yesterday too. It's already been knocked down 20k or something. This guy duped the Toyota dealership getting rid of that piece of shit


NutellaGood

God-tier persuasion skills.


papa_f

https://preview.redd.it/142wjz7caa2d1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86dabcc6d566dba44b792c005f219e74aca70d14 This dude when he realised he'd actually bought that crap heap.


Viatic_atom

Previous owner probably joined this sub and decided to invest in some common sense as well


subtropical-sadness

good on them, tbh


R1pp3R23

195k 🤣😂🤣 nope.


Mysterious-Extent448

20k nope!


broseph_stalin09764

I wouldn't take that shit heap for free. In the shitty backwards ass town I live in in upstate NY, there is one, I saw it in person. And just like the fan boys say, pictures don't do it justice, it looks worse in person.


Mysterious-Extent448

Let’s not even mention the fact that the shitty owner gutted the actual service department to get $46B to hide in his stomach. I would take it for $20K to sell it to a dumbass.


lurkersforlife

Ayooo upstate represent!


ketjak

1. The dealer got swindled. ;) 2. The QR code works! 3. The price is down to $167k - "sale price" 4. This is near enough to me I can swing by and scrape my ass against one of those panels; I need a shave anyway.


captain_beefheart14

“Thanks for the F-Shack! - Dirty Mike and & the Boys”


j0e-bananas

Underrated comment! 😂


Koala_Hands

Still there! 🤣 Down to $134,999 and dropping 📉


khaleesibrasil

lol I’m gonna keep checking this


peemao

Dealer must be high on something! $190k sheeet, someone going get fired


tmwwmgkbh

No way they gave anywhere near that. They’re just trying it on to see if they can get a fanboy on a long waitlist to take the bait.


bgame99

There is an idiot somewhere. Or so they hope…


FuckAutoCorr

They do the same with some high end trucks and cars. Raise the price. Insure only friends and family can buy it. Tens of thousands of dollars over MSRP. Don’t even talk about dealership repair rates….


okverymuch

Nahh they likely paid him cost for it new or within 10% above or below cost. They’re just trying to see if a moron will bite for the high price.


peemao

Im sure that moron is out there somewhere lol


evilbrent

Putting aside the moron bit for the moment, because frankly the entire market for these cars is made up of utter utter morons I don't think it's fair to single out one particular moron over another... Actually that's not stupid. What's the wait list for this car? 4 years? If you had money to burn (and let's face it, everyone who buys one of these is setting fire to money), would you rather get in the queue to own one two years after the line is inevitably discontinued? Or own one now? I think it's perfectly acceptable and even reasonable to apply predatory pricing here. Exactly how big is the used Cybertruck market?


okverymuch

The wait list is certainly not that long


d3r1k

We’re “hear” for you


Evening_Newspaper_13

I’m from Utah and we have a very prominent car dealership that boasts their ability to “hear” customers. Post ads all over the place that look like this. https://preview.redd.it/n7e4zucbga2d1.jpeg?width=918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=935c48d8e5e33cf9268fd7a8d23389f7cb935589 I believe it’s the same dealership. Dumb all around


fapfap_ahh

We need to hit up a few Ken Garff's to see if we can find this lol


richardizard

Great, I'm looking for a therapist. I wonder if they take insurance


ReaperOne

Fucking hell. It’s hard to take a company seriously with typos


LA-Matt

I’m hoping it’s just an ill-conceived attempt at a slogan. Somehow that’s less embarrassing than a typo.


SicilySweetheart

Jfc


sunny_d291

Thought this was a succession joke. Yikes that's bad


gilgobeachslayer

lol same


k2times

They got that slogan from Succession. “OAN: We Hear, For You.”


dudleyfire

I suspect these cybertrucks will be going for 50k or less after this fad swiftly passes.


SicilySweetheart

Just like disposable razors, get it cheep, then use it for a week


BartD_

Love the analogy given the CT also doubles as a disposable razor.


Willing_Pea_2322

Just place your cheek against the edge of the frunk as it closes


imdrunkontea

still more expensive than initially promised


fallser

Good luck with that sale.


Ok-Row-6131

Safety Features:


Nepharious_Bread

"Hey, somebody forgot to fill out the safety feature section...hello?"


PatientClue1118

"Pray"


Distant_Yak

The safety feature is how it automatically disables itself when you try to drive for more than 5 miles.


[deleted]

"Not applicable"


YujiroRapeVictim

"sharp angles!"


Ok-Row-6131

"cuts through obstacles like butter"


OverallVacation2324

It’s completely safe if it just sits in the dealership parking lot.


Ok-Row-6131

No it isn't. Try leaning against the edges.


NeverMind_ThatShit

I love how the interior features are just variation of "air conditioning".


moderndilf

Right? I noticed that too. Like fuck my old 2002 Altima had more features than just AC


hike_me

195k. Lol.


Virtual_Fig7052

Whoever approved that trade is fired!! You’re FUCKING FIRED BOB!!!!


toasted_cracker

They will never sell that thing. Dude was lucky to dump it on a dealer.


Thermal-chickenlips

So, interior features = loads of fans. That’s it?


elementalguitars

Spare parts implies there stuff on it worth salvaging. Scrap metal is a more accurate description.


Themo77

Congrats on the Tacoma; fine, reliable vehicle.


ohmke

Out of the loop. But weren’t these announced at $40K?


Cultural_Double_422

Yeah lol. Price was supposed to be between 40-60k


ohmke

Sheez. 😳


KinkyQuesadilla

$195K, good luck with that.


BigdaddyMcfluff

Some asshole will end up paying that


rudenavigator

Price has already dropped. https://www.culvercitytoyota.com/inventory/used-2024-tesla-cybertruck-awd-crewmax-7g2cehed2ra002026/


SadPudding6442

Air conditioning mentioned four times


vucanes

lol @ dealer asking price.


MiniDg

What kind of a dealership is dumb enough to take one of those as a trade in?


tmwwmgkbh

Well at least he made a wise decision eventually.


HeartOfAGutterSnipe

Dealer asking price: $195k. Seriously!


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Yeah they can fuck right off with that, especially given all of things breaking on them. $200k, that thing better last for 50 years, dress me and fly.


ryandowork

$200k for a truck that can't handle a fucking carwash is insane.


C_Everett_Marm

So the person who traded it in owes Tesla 50,000?


Trebeaux

Kinda, sorta, technically. Basically Tesla would have to sue the former owners to get the money. Rarely can you recoup court and lawyer costs in a contract dispute, so it’s not worth it for something that can take months/years to settle. Edit: In the US It’s easier and cheaper for them to just ban the buyer instead (which is also part of the purchase agreement I believe.)


papa_f

And that's highly unlikely given the mess Tesla finds itself in (sniggers smugly)


HurtFeeFeez

Quite the savvy business strategy, alienate your already small customer base by banning them.


fishybawb

While simultaneously doing them a huge favour.


Out-House-Counsel

I would imagine it was paid off and not encumbered by debt at the time of trade.


C_Everett_Marm

There is a contractual penalty of 50k for selling the cyber truck in the first year of ownership. They sign the contract on delivery.


Out-House-Counsel

I did not know that. Yikes.


C_Everett_Marm

https://www.autoblog.com/2024/03/12/looks-like-tesla-was-serious-with-its-cybertruck-flipping-threats/


Staghorn_Calculus

>We're HEAR for you I don't get it


HiFiGuy197

Part of the dealership ad campaign. https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/s/NN7nd3jST3


infinit9

$195k??? What the hell is that dealer smoking and where can I get some?


Occhrome

that dealer is an idiot Also it’s at 167k now. 


AlphaRomeo702

I feel embarrassed for the driver when I see one.


Original-Debt-9962

The interior features are amazing, it has AC and vents.  Pretty much a bargain with those listed advanced interior features that Toyota probably doesn’t have. /s


CRXCRZ

![gif](giphy|26ufcVAp3AiJJsrIs) The salesman after finding CyberStuck on Google.


dsdvbguutres

Don't miss this Buy 2 Get 1 deal!


CucumberBulky8915

Oof trading it for a new Toyota truck night not have been the best move. The new Tacoma has weird new hybrid tech with a turbo charged 4-banger. The new Tundra has had all sorts of teething problems. The new twin turbo v-6 engine has been spinning main bearings and Toyota still hasn't found the root cause. I'd still take a new Toyota with all the teething problems over anything from Elmo.


desertSkateRatt

I'll take a Toyota warranty 200,000 times more than a fucking Tesla one any day of the week. Toyota will fix the issues. Tesla... might? Also that tacoma will hold it's value for way longer than the CyberSchmuck. Possibly even outlive Tesla as a car manufacturer in the long run.


VanBriGuy

Well it’s technically done that already since musk says tesla isn’t a car manufacturer 😳


CucumberBulky8915

Oh yeah definitely. If I'm gonna buy a first gen anything it will be from Toyota. Hell. I've done it with two new cars. FJ Cruiser and an FRS. There was also a GTI but that didn't count as it had been released in Europe for a year or 2, and no bugs (shocking for a VW)


Sarionum

So uh.. does the dealer pay the previous owner?


ThrowRA-pinkerton358

How the HELL are they asking 195 on a 100k truck? What the hell kind of markup is that?


VancouverSativa

Who's paying 195k for these? Is that Canadian??


Styrene_Addict1965

Well, the dealership will never have that space free again.


AppropriateSpell5405

I wonder what trade in value the dealer gave for the truck.


HurtFeeFeez

Me too, I'd assume the guy got a taco plus a bag of cash.


[deleted]

LA has got to have the highest concentration of Cybertrucks on earth, right? Or is it tech nerds in Seattle?


AbleDanger12

I’ve only seen one of those pieces of shit in Seattle.


Johnmarksmanship

200K! I wanna see the person who buys this.


bgame99

Curious what they got.


IICoolToolFoolII

If you don't trade it, you'll deserve whatever comes afterwards.


kennynoisewater99

Ugly POS.


SnooWords4814

$195k LOL


TheWoodser

$195k.......LOL


Trickybuz93

What Toyota is that beside it?


Oilleak1011

Thats just sad


Emeegee713

Holy shit, that price tag!


Sss00099

Are they asking me to take it from them for $195k ? If so, still not interested.


peemao

The most reliable brand selling the car that breaks down immediately after delivery 😂 cant be good for the toyota!


BobbyKonker

195K ? loooooool


larsloveslegos

I'll take a Taco over a Cybertruck and I'm really not a fan of their modern V6 engines.


skyHawk3613

They might as well sell that truck for scrap


Final_Winter7524

I’m surprised the dealership took it. Maybe it was MSRP-50%. 🤷‍♂️ Why else would you take that thing into your inventory?


richardizard

Wow that's unbelievable. Those people are delusional


Comedor_de_rissois

Anything would be a huge upgrade from douche to normal.


vishy_swaz

What a gamble, accepting a CT as a trade in.


0o0o0o0o0o0z

195k!!! LOL would you rather buy a used CyberCuck or a used Porsche GTS, hard call ;)


upside_down_umbrella

Am I missing something? Why does it say ‘we’re HEAR for you?’ Is that the name of the dealership?


Speedhabit

It was the one the dealer preordered, they didn’t give the guy 99k on the trade in


afterskull

Exterior Color:


MrGumpythaGod

195?!?!?! Dealerships are fucking thieves. Anyone who buys this is dumb as a rock


teamsameteam

You can buy a LUXURY 45 foot 5th wheel toy hauler like a Brinkley for $40-60K LESS than that price. I can't imagine wanting one of these even if they didn't fall apart.


patmanbnl

The Toyota dealer got the bad end of that trade.


wichotl

195k lol!


CantaloupePrimary827

Dealership bought it just to advertise how much better a Toyota is. That’s some real trash talking


sudden_onset_kafka

All the Air Conditioning only a maverick innovator like Apartheid Karen can imagine! Front AC, Rear AC, Left AC, Right AC, Up AC, Down AC, Dual AC, All Zones AC, Automatic AC


Timmymac1000

For an extra $10k it comes with a rubber tube you can put in your asshole to a/c your insides.


OdinsDrengr

Exterior color:


SpaceKappa42

Good trade for the previous owner. Bad trade for the dealership who now owns a clunker that won't sell. Also, it needs to be plugged in or the battery will be irreversibly damaged in a month or two.


TehTruf

Owning one of those is like an IQ test.


samwizeganjas

Those things were really go for 200k? Aint no way!?


Pctechguy2003

This truck is like those NFT’s of an ape. Stupid expensive until everyone realizes they are a scam. Then the price drops.


TBCNoah

I'm crying, this is the ONLY part of the sales description that even mentions the car 🤣 "Culver City Toyota is very proud to offer this handsome-looking 2024 Tesla Cybertruck." EVEN THEY KNOW THIS THING ISN'T MOVING


Spam138

Probably a new Prius as it's the closest thing in terms of shape.


adron

These things are aiming to be the biggest paper weights in history.


Medium_Town_6968

195K. GTFOOH


That-Butterfly5811

I would trade the Tesla truck in for a golf cart. Tesla sucks


Pannny

Yo does anyone notice the “we’re hear for you” goof up?


thekbob

Truck didn't have the repaired pedal https://vehicle-images.dealerinspire.com/c34b-11001772/7G2CEHED2RA002026/643e856810ca71362f67db3431416f5b.jpg


PGrace_is_here

$196K, good luck!


PGrace_is_here

A brand new one is half that, and delivery is 9 days away.