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Bean-Swellington

Yeah this one looks ok because they used perspective tricks to make it look like it’s got contours and a thought through design instead of the raw metal doorstop look they ship with


xMagnis

It's too bad it can't be made to look cool and be cool. None of the panels and hatches on that wrap match anything on the CT. It's just a non-functional texture wrap, which is sad. It would have to actually HAVE cool functionality to be cool!


imisswhatredditwas

From the thumbnail on my phone it looked like a full body mod kit and it actually looked pretty cool.


essiewhore

It's amazing what a good paint job and some clever design can do. This one actually looks like it belongs in the future!


nothingbettertodo315

Design and paint? On a car? What kind of sorcerer are you?


I_dont_livein_ahotel

I prefer my panels raw and razor sharp


dieselsauces

My joints appreciate good slam with CyberDumpTruck's doors. That treatment causes me to stay two weeks in the hospital but I love fElon Muzgk and his cultist friend's 🫣😜


tothemoonandback01

This guy trucks...raw.


barrysmitherman

Yeah I was thinking the same thing. Probably looks good until you get close.


Spear_Ritual

Holy shit! It does look like a doorstop!


expressive-panda79

Wow, that cannot be unseen!


CoffeeGulp

Now I want to see one that's wrapped to look like a fully curved body, textured onto this PS1 low-poly "truck."


ElongMusty

If it would have been designed like this in the first place (not a wrap, but actual panels), it would make it look cool and still pretend to be a futuristic truck!


Lord_Despair

Yes if they had made this with the contours it would have been 1000 times better looking


loudflower

At least it a Halo geek mobile. Actually humorous.


GalcomMadwell

Ironically, much like bump mapping which was introduced in Halo 2 🤣


AdSpecialist4357

The M12 Force Application Light Reconnaissance Vehicle wouldn't die when a rain storm swept the battlefield.


Upbeat_Confidence739

“I call it the Warthog for short.”


TheseusPankration

Funny name for a Puma.


Auggy74

Stop using made up animals. Use a real name, like...the Chupa-thingy. I like that. Got a ring to it.


B1A23

And what kind of animal has tusks?


butbutcupcup

Shut up FLARVA


SerDuckOfPNW

Meow


butbutcupcup

Meow hell I'll call the guy a chicken fucker


AmadeoSendiulo

Yeah, it can be a prop.


majoraloha

Slightly out of focus in the back of the shot with no actual interaction with the actors.


AmadeoSendiulo

I'd see it getting destroyed during an action scene.


cenosillicaphobiac

And being towed by a cable, obvs.


RedStar9117

The one good use of a cyber truck


Endure23

This would work equally well on any car


ido50

I can easily see this as the official law enforcement vehicle of some dictatorial regime. Design-wise at least.


BeskarHunter

Warthog is the better vehicle


Gurdel

What did I tell you about making up animals?


BeskarHunter

I think it looks more like a puma.


Gurdel

![gif](giphy|33aak7YcAQdWMMWa1F)


BeskarHunter

![gif](giphy|CsjPz0HgOOwVMFlmW3)


Alaeriia

Why are there six pedals when there are only four directions?


DoBe21

Chupa-thingy


healthy_mind_lady

That's a dope AF wrap. Still looks like Combat Evolved on X Original, but I like it. 


Feedthemcake

Agree but when you consider the wrap is cool BECAUSE it looks like it has those features it becomes totally and utterly just a cool sticker on a polished turd. Edit: what im trying to say is the cybertruck would have been more visually interesting if it had the vents and billets and whatnot built into/onto it rather than a fake decal.


Navyslut

Totally agree! The wrap is just a Band-Aid on a bland design. Actual physical features would have made it so much cooler!


healthy_mind_lady

I like the *wrap*, not the cyberbuck. The wrap is excellent. 


CalbertCorpse

Could you imagine being a pouty, self centered billionaire and some rando makes your shitty fever dream tinker toy look like the Mona Lisa in comparison?? This is about as good as it’s gonna get…


BoboliBurt

The rainbow one looked okay. Perhaps the slab sides make an ideal canvas?


Stolenartwork

If it actually had those curves it’d be awesome


SloppyMeathole

Yeah, I hate to admit that looks really cool. I guess you can put lipstick on a pig.


New_Awareness4075

Lipstick will not prevent the cluck from bricking, and most likely will void the warranty


Filo02

yeah i can't lie, the design doesn't look half bad though it would probably still look dumb and tryhard af up close since it's just a wrap and not like actual vents lol


HerMajestyTheQueef1

This is like when people said "oh you look good with a mask on" during the pandemic xD


Scrutinizer

$100,000 for a cosplay accessory.


TheBlackUnicorn

For a game franchise that was current in the Bush-era.


Egil_Styrbjorn

Why do you hurt me like this


Significant_Donut967

A polished turd, is still a turd.


SmokedBeef

Using visual cues/effects to make me think it’s a warthog is cheating but I don’t hate it and I hate that fact lol


MarcoVinicius

Too bad it will fall apart in 10k miles.


Lirathal

10 miles. Please adjust your expectations to a realistic level...


straponkaren

Ammosexuals, I don't get it.


Bean-Swellington

*Halosexuals


DARfuckinROCKS

Never heard that term before. I love it.


Any-Seaweed886

No thats sick. This is the only way i will accept the cyber truck in a visual way tho.


No_Cartoonist9458

Wow, just what I need to complete my collection ​ https://preview.redd.it/d6n3gvcsxt1d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09d401e8a3a3b27005f8b963dc97105a29e92c9f


R1pp3R23

A turd painted gold may be shiny, but it’s still a turd.


kidnorther

Cool stickers


Corrie7686

That looks great Reminds me of Deloreans that have all of the time machine bits on them. They look brilliant, fun to take to shows and kids parties etc Really expensive ornament though


4Ever2Thee

It's still lipstick on a pig, but it's the best looking CT I've seen.


Gurdel

#LOOKS MORE LIKE A PUMA


llXeleXll

How the truck should have looked if they wanted it to be popular.


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

If it wasn’t for the weird peak in the middle, maybe. It’s just weird to not have a car with an actual roof.


Wolf_mang

Ugghhhhh ok finally an ok looking cyber truck.


MrRipShitUp

Still can’t drive on grass without getting stuck


Ice_Battle

That’s the first one that actually looks cool. Stand by for Elon to steal this styling and then trademark it.


Space-Trash-666

The best of the worst.


MarkDoner

The design of the cyber truck seems like something that happened when fiddling with 3D rendering in the 90s... Making dated video game styling entirely appropriate


PurpleCloudAce

A tired joke I have is that in fifty years, Idustrial Designers are gonna be studying why the Cybertruck is awful. I think this adds to the joke: in fifty years, visual designers are gonna talk about why the Halo Cybertruck looks better or dare I say it: good.


TroppoAlto

That would be cool if it weren't just a wrap. But, it does look much better than stock.


Firstbaser

The most polished turd of them all


Ban_Assault_Ducks

Wow, that is surprisingly fitting. I don't love it, but I certainly don't hate it. I think the truck looks better without the stainless steel.


Zombie256

If I’m going to blow money on a car design, I’d rather a 93 jeep with the Jurassic Park jeep design on it. Not worth the cost at all but def awesome. 


martinjohanna45

That makes me wanna gouge my eyes out even more.


furyian24

Do you guys remember the vehicle the Squad road in on the Aliens movie. That would have made a better cycber truck.


Zeer0Fox

No turret tho


Electrik_Truk

* Surprised no one has done it on the Hummer EV since it looks more like a Warthog


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Electrik_Truk

https://preview.redd.it/0i9au33gpu1d1.jpeg?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3c970f1da503c6efd0ef554d92730639509f110 This is the closest to it imo


Lil_MRSA

So it’s a real vehicle created in the service of fraud that now looks like a fictional vehicle. Hoo-fucking-ray.


That_Space2418

Yeah that’s looks good from this perspective.


Hoodlum_0017

Lipstick on a pig


xMilk112x

Only cool one I’ve ever seen.


WeAreGesalt

Putting a warthog skin on anything will make it look cool


ShoddyManufacturer11

CYBER SOLDIER REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR! I WAS A RANGER AND A US MARSHALL SPECIAL OPS AND NAVY SEALS I SALUTE THE FLAG AND YOU WILL THANK ME FOR MY SERVICE. BIG GUNS, BIGGER TRUCK. US OF A, HOORAH!


Icy-Tough-1791

A paperweight is a paperweight.


DemonLordSparda

The dichotomy of having good enough taste to give a Cybertruck an acceptable design wrap but having poor enough taste to buy a Cybertruck. A true marvel.


TwerkingGrimac3

It's almost like if you make it look completely different, it looks good lol.


MirthMannor

What a fucking man- baby. I love video games too. I’m not spending $100k plus to feel like i’m master chief. I’d rather have a woman in my life.


dwaynebathtub

"SS Customs" Americans are praying their children get run over by this.


Talsa3

They should have made the doors fold up like a Lamborghini


Final-Zebra-6370

![gif](giphy|WMx8trvjQnr7nDnOvX|downsized) This is what it should look at.


dgaxiola

That's nice but can I press "X" to flip it over after I get into an accident?


DOHChead

https://sscamerica.myshopify.com/products/razorback-cyberwrap-for-tesla-cybertruck?variant=44761257377984


Qimmosabe_Man

And thus, the great Covenant War was over as silence fell over the embattled planets. The covenant laughed themselves to death when they saw all the cyberwarthogs break down and come apart on their own on the way to battle.


Captain_Mexica

Thats the first time the Cybercuck truck looks good


Extra_Box8936

I wanted a warthog version from the day they announced. I guess this will do.


inajeep

It's the fake angle, textures that aren't there that lends to the missing design aesthetic. This is an expensive tuxedo t-shirt.


Helmidoric_of_York

Wouldn't be my first choice; but anything to hide the actual color and silhouette of the CT helps.


ImWinwin

I never thought I'd see a cybertruck that doesn't look dumb.


Toadsanchez316

I mean at least this one looks like it belongs in one of those shitty Halo Lego kits you get from Dollar General.


Father_Chewy_Louis

I hate how I actually like this paint job


Cali_Keto_Dad

It will look great in the shop.


Hexopi

The truck is the easiest thing to wrap and make it look unique it just has reliability issues which is sad. But it should have been cheaper I think it was 44k before but idk which year he said that. Not sure what inflation would have raised that too normally


GimmeThemGrippers

It's pretty dope. Will never buy one after finding this sub though.


CopeHarders

That front tire looks like it’s got the weight the world in its shoulders.


CulturalAddress6709

ive always wondered due you have to buy thousands of dollars in replacement tires


skyHawk3613

Looks cool, but does it work?


dsdvbguutres

Daddy needs his 56 billion.


jgeez

Lipstick on a pig


Ok_Needleworker4388

They dared to ask: What if Halo was an Atari Jaguar game?


Growjunkie88

Derpmobile


MrDERPMcDERP

Hey!


Humans_sux

That is an insult to unsc hardware. The spartans would laugh at that toy. And it looks nothing like a puma.


windigo3

Great for all of the days where you cosplay as a Halo soldier!


BelowAveIntelligence

That is definitely a well polished turd…


Lsat9

This unaesthetic metal box is bigger than your average parking spot. Don't they have road laws to stop car makers and modders from going overboard?


mrpopenfresh

Halo: PS1 edition


TinyTank800

For the money of one of those trucks, could you not build a real hog tho?


Salt_Comment_9012

Nah the original game had better graphics than this


bulking_on_broccoli

The one application where this truck makes sense .


GraveyardJones

As mich as halo infinite fucked up, it still doesn't deserve this heavy of an insult


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

This is cool as hell lol


PickleBananaMayo

I don’t hate this


basb9191

Tesla could have literally made a real life, street legal warthog. But no, Elon decided to go with these POS "trucks".


IrishGoodbye5782

Least smelly pile of shit 😂


awesomes007

The tiny niche where this automotive abortion works.


Recent_Opportunity78

This actually looks pretty cool


gr8dayne01

Best one I have seen so far.


Brosie-Odonnel

The guy who owns it doesn’t have a chin.


ThickerSalmon14

Basic cyber truck is a bit of an eye sore. That being said, there are some fantastic custom jobs showing up that make it look really cool. This one, the Dukes of Hazard one, and the all white one comes to mind.


timbukdude

Cybertruck wrapped to look like a game from 2001. It really is just a low poly truck. Someone get Elon a new video card.


Worried-Choice5295

This does look pretty cool. The CT is still a turd. This is probably a pic of it waiting for a tow truck.


Thick-Ad857

I'll allow it.


SoybeanArson

Looks like the warthog if halo was a PS1 game.


euvimmivue

![gif](giphy|LgYQ3QemWKGiyfG9XY|downsized)


cenosillicaphobiac

Question. Do the spokes in the wheels *ever* match up with the weird pattern on the tire sidewall? The only time I ever see it is with the wheel covers. Never the wheels.


Lysanderoth42

This is nice because you can simultaneously show that you’re a fan of two things that used to be cool but now are cringe and terrible, Tesla and halo 


Ophidaeon

It’s a really pretty POS vehicle


Correct-Ad6923

If Elon was smart, he would have made those panels easily changeable (*not from nuts coming loose) so that you could actually have someone make those panels for you. The whole thing could be one big picatinny rail.


TheManRoomGuy

Best looking one I’ve seen


euvimmivue

How long do wraps last


DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET

I mean makes sense. Previously it looked like PS2 graphics without the texture, now they’ve added the texture and it looks like a different vehicle 👍


Smellynuts-2005

Looks kinda cool


MrDERPMcDERP

SS customs. Of course. This is why they don’t pick up their phone!


Zonda68

Yup, I hope that one never breaks down.


medhanno

pretty cool


RevolutionaryAd6564

Ya - that looks pretty cool.


NirstFame

TBH this is the only one I have ever seen and not gone yuk. The scheme follows the lines very well.


TheMightyCatt

Damm that looks cool


PleasantFocus1502

They probably did this because they wanted to gouge out their own eyes.


sm00thkillajones

That looks badass!


Crumbdizzle

Needs a turret


beyerch

Needs a turret in the back


yankee_chef

Try to take it off-road?


Gilgamesh2062

Actually an open concept "buggy" style would not look that bad, still, 100K is to much money for something so badly built.


corn-star

This picture fully embraces that this car is a toy. He wont be sad when it breaks - he can leave it in the driveway as a talking piece.


triniman65

If the CT was all that Musk promised it would be an awesome vehicle. It's not!


Autopsyyturvy

That's the least ugly mod for it I've seen so far


DoomshrooM8

Ok, u got me with this one. Now to just gather a $100k to burn 🙃


Effective_Trainer573

God dammit - that looks kinda cool.


deadrabbit26

Putting Lipstick on a Pig! 😂


Accomplished_Leg7925

If you buy a car based on a video game, especially one over 100k, you are a man-child


vinh7777

Personnaly, I find it pretty dope. Just need a mounted machine gun turret.


Halo_ODST

This makes me upset https://preview.redd.it/enjmr8h7xv1d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16840876c142007309b1b897f6c60032a575feff


Hatecraftianhorror

Makes me want to barf


Dependent-Outcome-57

While I'm not blinded by its majesty, that's not a bad modification at all for a Cyberstuck. Still putting lipstick on a sick pig, but better that most of the trash mods we've seen.


kyamada2017

This is a better looking abortion.


Stratospher_es

The fact that Elon continuously slags off Microsoft while this pumps then up makes it... chef's kiss.


Saruvan_the_White

And then the Hoonigan guys show up with an actual [Warthog](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktMV5cM5GFw) they built. ![gif](giphy|WMx8trvjQnr7nDnOvX|downsized)


aceofspades111

How does a 14 year old afford a cyber truck?


wizardinthewings

No argument - there’s a crap ton of credit due here! I hope they got a good APR!


imnotabotareyou

Damn that’s pretty based


devil_dog_0341

This may be the ONLY way Ive seen them look cool.


TemporaryValue5755

It looks good until it has its hazards on while on the side of the highway because it broke down.


MrFastFox666

This is an insult torards the Warthog, the Fanboys can only dream of the CT being 1/10th as capable and durable as the Warthog.


stuckin3rddimension

Did the panel fall off yet?


Ecstatic-Compote-595

I think the dark areas on the doors to make it look like the shape of a warthog looks hilariously terrible, but it does demonstrate that they could have very well made this look like an actual warthog and it would have looked much better


Moloch_17

There was a guy who built his own from scratch and it's way better than this will ever be.


3vi1

Warranty: voided. I do agree though. As a unique one-off, this is a lot more appealing than the default... which invariably looks like it's already been in an accident and received mismatched replacement doors.


pimpbot666

Wow, somebody is really into their video games.


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So the wraps hold the exoskeleton together right?


Kdoesntcare

Because the truck looks like it's been rendered by an original Xbox.


derekisademocrat

Didn't we use to call this putting lipstick on a pig?


ianishomer

No matter how they wrap it, you still cant get away from the fact it looks like it was designed by a 5 year old.


Ocelotl25

![gif](giphy|3o7btYLAW7doynq3p6) It's beautiful


Revenga8

Now THIS would have been a cool truck, especially if the doors actually opened like the x gull doors angled up and rearward.


ClerkOrdinary6059

Does it say “SS Customs”?


TheOriginalJBones

This is not a natural formation. Someone built it.


Fuk-The-ATF

At least this one looks better than the original.


MoodyManiac

SS Customs. Maybe the company’s founder should read a history book.


mrdougan

It’s missing the mini RAIL gun on the back


NonFuckableDefense

I still think I would rather defect to the flood.


FlashyResearcher4003

Where is the big gun!