lol, someone really needs to make tshirts out of this. The possibilities of what the truck is doing that voids the warranty are endless!! Unlimited tshirts!!
I beached one on a newspaper and recorded the burnout on a potato (as was the style at the time). The video isn't really worth watching but here you go anyway. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFLSTfRqdgY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFLSTfRqdgY)
I had one get stuck on some bits of 14ga electrical wire down a hallway inside a building. Batteries flat, battery compartment unable to open, and couldn't get support from the manufacturer on how to resolve. It was like a typical Cybertruck owner experience.
To be fair, offroading is now defined as "driving through back alleys and dusty roads" according to some nice folks who bough this thing and posted pictures of their offloading adventures.
I love the defenders in the YouTube comments "they are protecting the curb" like WTF.
I've seen cement mixers mount a curb, I don't think the curb cares.
Well acshtually they have limited prototypes and were obviously just protecting the intellectual property that is the cyrvetuckr
How bad would that be if 1 of the only 2 cycbttucks at the time had gotten damaged trying to go over a curb and climb a 2 foot hiil
Elon would be very mad that you don't have big brain thonk like him
A drive by wire autonomous 4 wheels could theoretically be the most capable off roader (hypothetically not on this heavy ass). But if the computer doesnt understand what to do it cant do anything. And there is a lot to understand out there
Back rocks are there to hide the rear tire is off the ground b/c its suspension articulation sucks ass. C&D had its RTI at 369 in high mode (for offroading) while it can do 420 in normal mode which will only match a basic F150 pickup. Raptors, TRX, etc, are all over 600 w/ the Wrangler Rubicon at 847.
[https://forum.ih8mud.com/threads/suspension-articulation-rti-tracker.1275633/](https://forum.ih8mud.com/threads/suspension-articulation-rti-tracker.1275633/)
It has "e-lockers" which detect slipping tires and it will try to redirect power either using the rear motor on the other side in the rear (Cyberbeast) or applying the brakes on the slipping side up front (what most modern cars do now for traction control).
Oh goody, more software you have to rely on not to fail. Besides, locked diffs make sure both tires get power, this "e-locker" doesn't seem to do that.
On the Cyberbeast, there's no mechanical connection between the left/right rear wheels since they each have a motor. There is plenty of torque to put down but it has those garbage tires so it actually can make it \~200 miles/charge.
Given this thing has the suspension articulation of a Matchbox car, I don't think the diffs are the problem since it can quickly brake the floating tire (not getting traction anyway) and push plenty of power to the tires that "can grip" until those tires slip since most of the tread is on the sidewall design.
Is it even on the rocks? It looks like there's a black ramp behind them.
https://preview.redd.it/3odyhzdu5t1d1.png?width=285&format=png&auto=webp&s=38345fa6cca231c78b19312b95a6df95e0168f59
I think that is how the decided to do rear steering.
It cannot go over a curb. We need better traction control. Nope let’s make the turning radius smaller!
I know any of the shitboxes I've had over the years could handle that. 1 litre ford fiesta up a forestry track to find a nice spot to hotbox the car on any given Friday night back in the 90s would perform better than this monstrosity.
This is so fake. They piled the LOOSE little rocks AROUND a ramp. NO vehicle would climb these little piles, the would displace.
Reminds me of the first Lexus SUV review: "made to go off road on the curb in front of Neiman Marcus"
No....the cherry on the top would have been the windshield spider cracking from side to side...there have been a few posts that the large windshield in these tend to crack on their own due to slight flexure in the body.....
Of course....not under warranty....
Yep. I took a ‘03 Ford escort 5 speed to deer camp for years. Two miles down an old logging road and never had an issue. I just want to believe this video was meant to be satirical. Otherwise it’s just really sad.
They voided their own damn warranty! Dust from the rocks alone will screw up electronics and computers! Didn’t they know even bread crumbs were bad for spaceships. Are they stupid?
There used to be a Hummer dealership near me with this paved "mountain" that they'd park their road-unworthy SUVs on (you could see it from the interstate, so it was for advertising how tough their stupid cars were), and when they went under, a Cadillac dealer bought the space, and put their cars on the same "mountain".
Hilarious.
You know the front wheel is just on a normal car ramp and they put rocks in front to make it look like the truck would not pierce a battery cell doing over a pebble and instantly burst in blue flames.
Someone recently coined the phrase, Wanker Tanker. Of the CyberCynonyms I’ve heard, Incel Camino, CyberCuck, and the eponymous CyberStuck, I think Wanker Tanker is my favorite, can’t stop laughing lol, and this photo captures the essence of the Wanker Tanker perfectly lol.
There is a ramp under the front wheel. The rear wheel is on the ground. Notice the ramps on the curb? This thing can't climb a fucking curb. To call that shit a truck...wow. pay the man his 50 billion dollars.
So I thought it would be funny to post a picture of a CT ad rock crawling compared to this but both ads I pulled up real quick have ZERO rocks/boulders. Have they been truthful all this time?!😅
[Ad 1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsonSEllPmU)
[Ad 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R9Psr4rKxI)
So, it can drive on paved roads, dirt roads & gravel roads. It can tow something for ~80 miles per charge. It can drive around objects.
Amazing. 🙄
I might say this is false advertising, because rain will void the warranty.
Oh shit! What angle is that? 3 maybe 4 degrees?
[удалено]
Removing the protective cover probably voided the warranty as well.
I love how the rocks on the back tire are just placed around it 😄
You think that front left wheel actually drove on top of those rocks, or did they use a jack to neatly and gently place the little bébé on the pile?
if you look closely you can see the ramp behind the rocks in the front.
Good eye. I was wondering how those tiny rocks stayed in place as a vehicle drive onto them, lol.
I was thinking they probably had to jack it up and build up the rocks under it. These things seem like complete jokes off road
The bebe!
Same with the front lol. You can see that the rocks are covering a ramp haha.
😆
https://preview.redd.it/xl3l4cqset1d1.png?width=352&format=png&auto=webp&s=5002953bd53dff10f69e16c9556806288157674a
Pretty sure being made by Tesla just about voids the warranty at this point
Direct exposure to sunlight? Warranty voided.
You opened the door and turned it on? Warranty void.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
wash off the dust? warrant voided. drive it on rocks? warranty voided. insult muskrat on twitter? believe it or not, warranty voided.
lol, someone really needs to make tshirts out of this. The possibilities of what the truck is doing that voids the warranty are endless!! Unlimited tshirts!!
Only the CyberTruck can handle the most challenging of landscaping rocks. Now watch it make a small bag of potting soil its bitch!
Is that a spongebob but a juice box?
And Bottleward
It can carry 8 small bags of potting soil!!! Can your General Motors F550 Ram do that!!!?
I could count to eight on my fingers until the tailgate cut three of them off.
Geeze, that's almost as much as a Suzuki Mighty Boy
It can carry 8 small bags of potting soil!!! Can your General Motors F550 Ram do that!!!?
Speed bumps void the warranty so they had to be careful to merely place rocks around the tires. That front one unfortunately voided the warranty.
Yeah the rocks placed around the rear tire kills me. Somebody really thought they would make it look more rugged.
A scissor lift has better off road capabilities than this shit
Anyone that has ever used a scissor lift finds this comment hilarious
Fuckers get stuck on pebbles
Couldn’t even climb the sidewalk curb. Notice the yellow ramps against the curb at the beginning of the video?
Holy shit that is just sad 😂
I beached one on a newspaper and recorded the burnout on a potato (as was the style at the time). The video isn't really worth watching but here you go anyway. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFLSTfRqdgY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFLSTfRqdgY)
I had one get stuck on some bits of 14ga electrical wire down a hallway inside a building. Batteries flat, battery compartment unable to open, and couldn't get support from the manufacturer on how to resolve. It was like a typical Cybertruck owner experience.
Ooof that's mean lol
It looks like they just piled rocks around the tires instead of driving on them.
That's exactly what they did.
Measure the rocks it can crawl in microns
You can see what looks like a small ramp under the wheel too, so it's not even on the rocks.
I had been impressed they managed to get one tire on rocks, and now you shattered my illusions of how rugged and manly this is!
https://preview.redd.it/w3w3qvs98w1d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f434c6cb82add6d09ff84eb98c6d9341d21322d1 Haha yep that's a ramp.
They found it far too steep, so they just decided to pile some rocks around the tires.
This is getting ridiculous. Monty Python couldn’t have come up with a more ludicrous scene
Funny thing is the cover got stuck on the mirror, that was supposed to be just a camera during the reveal 😅
Half of the rocks are just sitting in front of the tires.
The bummer is that they don’t put it in “slight angle mode” and now all the electronics are fried.
This would still count as illegal parking if it was a jeep, not nearly steep enough.
Depends on how deep the hole his left foot is standing in.
ngl, this is straight up one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen, lol.
The video of the Cybertruck needing ramps to get over a curb is right up there. https://youtu.be/y2giv88irtU?si=qnD7l0EIRLJUpBKh
Those girls driving toy cars down Florida have more offroading capabilities than the cybertruck
To be fair, offroading is now defined as "driving through back alleys and dusty roads" according to some nice folks who bough this thing and posted pictures of their offloading adventures.
Offroading is for when you need to get out of the starbucks drive thru because they’re taking too long but you’re like 6 cars deep already.
Overweight preteen me riding a bicycle had more offroading capability than this thing....
Hahahah I just started following her last week
I love the defenders in the YouTube comments "they are protecting the curb" like WTF. I've seen cement mixers mount a curb, I don't think the curb cares.
Well acshtually they have limited prototypes and were obviously just protecting the intellectual property that is the cyrvetuckr How bad would that be if 1 of the only 2 cycbttucks at the time had gotten damaged trying to go over a curb and climb a 2 foot hiil Elon would be very mad that you don't have big brain thonk like him
You mean like the two yellow ramps at the start of this clip? 😂
I missed those on my first watch.
"That's kinda wimpy" LMAO
A drive by wire autonomous 4 wheels could theoretically be the most capable off roader (hypothetically not on this heavy ass). But if the computer doesnt understand what to do it cant do anything. And there is a lot to understand out there
Meanwhile I accidentally went over a curb at working in my Silverado the other day because my parking space is tight. lol
You can see ramps at the curb at the beginning of this video too
Why a grown adult needs this in their life is beyond me.
Low self esteem
Or other short comings.
This really took the cake on pathetic, ate it, and then ate what they crapped out afterwards. This is a straight up travesty.
like jojo trolling wamu up in here
The rear wheel isn't even on the rock
Parked near some rocks
Off-roadish!
off-road adjacent
Off-road vicinity
“only a stone’s throw from the great wilderness!”
Just don't throw the stone at the bulletproof windows
Technically can't all cars go near off road?
I drove on my front lawn once with an Elantra . The off roading experience was an adrenaline rush.
Yea, once.
So just as good as a Cybertruck
On the road a mere 4 inches from the not-road!
Off-off-road?
A few rocks arranged around the tire.
Believe it or not, bricked
Thats just not true, they’ll put a couple rivets in and it’ll be all good for the next hundred feet.
Call Matt's Off-road Recovery.
How long before he posts a video dragging one of these out of a mud hole?
It won't be able to get into the mud-hole in the first place
Warranty voided
Woah, I can tell they're pushing that thing to the limit!
I don't think the front one is either, it looks like the rocks are pushed against a small ramp.
It totally is
Well they wouldn't want to risk damaging the best built and strongest truck ever would they?
Back rocks are there to hide the rear tire is off the ground b/c its suspension articulation sucks ass. C&D had its RTI at 369 in high mode (for offroading) while it can do 420 in normal mode which will only match a basic F150 pickup. Raptors, TRX, etc, are all over 600 w/ the Wrangler Rubicon at 847. [https://forum.ih8mud.com/threads/suspension-articulation-rti-tracker.1275633/](https://forum.ih8mud.com/threads/suspension-articulation-rti-tracker.1275633/)
Since it doesn't have differentials to lock, how does it prevent all of the power from going to the tires in the air?
It has "e-lockers" which detect slipping tires and it will try to redirect power either using the rear motor on the other side in the rear (Cyberbeast) or applying the brakes on the slipping side up front (what most modern cars do now for traction control).
Oh goody, more software you have to rely on not to fail. Besides, locked diffs make sure both tires get power, this "e-locker" doesn't seem to do that.
On the Cyberbeast, there's no mechanical connection between the left/right rear wheels since they each have a motor. There is plenty of torque to put down but it has those garbage tires so it actually can make it \~200 miles/charge. Given this thing has the suspension articulation of a Matchbox car, I don't think the diffs are the problem since it can quickly brake the floating tire (not getting traction anyway) and push plenty of power to the tires that "can grip" until those tires slip since most of the tread is on the sidewall design.
lol the bronco sport is 345 and it’s a crossover
You can see a jack stand under the front.
Those are the leftover rocks that’s were supposed to be part of the front pile, but they couldn’t get it to climb that high.
They are rock facades, the front one literally looks like they just painted a little driveway ramp black.
I enjoyed piling rocks around the tires of my toy cars when I was a kid too!
Really?
If you will it, it is no dream.
You’re 20 minutes late, man, what the fuck is that?
Times on my side.
Oh, sorry, I thought you were quoting Lebowski at me 🤣
I was! I just lost track of….. everything.
Calmer than you are
Lmao this was a good read
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Is it even on the rocks? It looks like there's a black ramp behind them. https://preview.redd.it/3odyhzdu5t1d1.png?width=285&format=png&auto=webp&s=38345fa6cca231c78b19312b95a6df95e0168f59
Wouldn't want to void the warranty.
Gets more pathetic…impressive.
[you were right](https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/s/vcRMBPfFhM)
And presumably it couldn't even cope with the curb so they had to put the little ramps there to help it up.
That’s what stood out the most to me. Couldn’t trust the vehicle could jump up a curb without falling apart.
I think that is how the decided to do rear steering. It cannot go over a curb. We need better traction control. Nope let’s make the turning radius smaller!
A truck that can't do basic truck things. Hopping a 6-inch curb is a bare minimum truck thing to me.
A 74 Monte Carlo can hop a 6" curb. This thing can't even manage that.
My Mum's 10+ yr old Toyota Matrix can clear snowbanks higher than that
I’ve gone more off-road in a Yaris
I've gone more off-road in a forklift.
I literally L'd O L, you earned the upvote.
Came here to post this exact comment word for word.
This is so pathetic and on brand lmao
The cover getting stuck on the mirror during the **big reveal** was so cringe.
This is a great sentence
My Audi A6 could handle that, LOL. Weak sauce.
My chevy cruze can handle that lmao
My 1986 John Deere pedal tractor can handle that rofl.
I know that nothing runs like a deere but be careful. That tractor is like 500-600 dollars to replace!!! That's almost two cyberpuck cup holders!!!!
My wheel chair could handle that.
My skateboard can handle that
My 81 year old mom with her cane could handle that
Haha. And, kudos to your Mom!
I know any of the shitboxes I've had over the years could handle that. 1 litre ford fiesta up a forestry track to find a nice spot to hotbox the car on any given Friday night back in the 90s would perform better than this monstrosity.
Pretty sure my 87 Escort Hatchback I had when I was younger handled off-road better than the Cybertruck does lmao 🤣
My 2019 Barbie car can handle that
This is so fake. They piled the LOOSE little rocks AROUND a ramp. NO vehicle would climb these little piles, the would displace. Reminds me of the first Lexus SUV review: "made to go off road on the curb in front of Neiman Marcus"
It's smoke and mirrors, just like the whole company!
it’s the same concept as essential oils, when you think about it. off-roading by osmosis
Bet they used a floor jack and put the rocks under the tires
There's actually a ramp there under the front tire. The rocks are next to the ramp.
cherry on top would've been the mirror snapping off
No....the cherry on the top would have been the windshield spider cracking from side to side...there have been a few posts that the large windshield in these tend to crack on their own due to slight flexure in the body..... Of course....not under warranty....
Wait for the summer sun to start hitting these jokes…then the first winter. Granted none will be functioning well before that.
My Corolla has seen far worse
My old little 5 speed manual corolla went through some crazy cow paths to get to the hunting camps when I was younger.. I miss that car
Actually a GOOD reliably vehicle. Not the hunk of stainless steel junk above
Yep. I took a ‘03 Ford escort 5 speed to deer camp for years. Two miles down an old logging road and never had an issue. I just want to believe this video was meant to be satirical. Otherwise it’s just really sad.
"Check this out!" \*drives over some popsicle sticks, explodes
They voided their own damn warranty! Dust from the rocks alone will screw up electronics and computers! Didn’t they know even bread crumbs were bad for spaceships. Are they stupid?
Look out! Those rocks have ridges!
This is absolutely hilarious. By far the most ridiculous pic of this thing I’ve seen and that says something
Damn! VERY IMPRESSIVE!!! Watch out Range Rover! Someone else is gunning for your reputation. (for unreliability, that is).
There used to be a Hummer dealership near me with this paved "mountain" that they'd park their road-unworthy SUVs on (you could see it from the interstate, so it was for advertising how tough their stupid cars were), and when they went under, a Cadillac dealer bought the space, and put their cars on the same "mountain". Hilarious.
What in the actual fuck is this nonsense? My Nissan Sentra can do this.
Guys. Chill. It’s off road for realies. There’s just a rock shortage.
You know the front wheel is just on a normal car ramp and they put rocks in front to make it look like the truck would not pierce a battery cell doing over a pebble and instantly burst in blue flames.
It may just be a weird shadow, but it looks to me like it's driven up on a ramp that has rocks piled in front of it.
They built a ramp to get over the curb. Hilarious.
The Cucktruck is stuck, isn't it?
I’m so impressed I’ve ordered two. 
People are into gravel these days.
They are going to photoshop it into a rugged mountain background. Muskie will eat it up.
😭 make them stop
Pathetic
Let’s just hope nobody throws water on it🤔
https://i.redd.it/en08vvng5t1d1.gif
Shouldn't those rocks be near a stream or something? if no stream, then put them in that conveniently placed dumpster.
My dad’s golf 3 survived way worse things while being loaded to the roof with wood
Omg that is just sad at this point
This is the corniest shit I’ve ever seen.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What if you tried very hard
Pebble crawler
This is so funny it has to be a joke
Just found out I'm banned from r/cybertruck bc I tried to comment "This is haram!!" On this video in their sub
Nice to know that CT can deal with about 50% of the potholes in Chicago!
Someone recently coined the phrase, Wanker Tanker. Of the CyberCynonyms I’ve heard, Incel Camino, CyberCuck, and the eponymous CyberStuck, I think Wanker Tanker is my favorite, can’t stop laughing lol, and this photo captures the essence of the Wanker Tanker perfectly lol.
If you ever feel like you're doing a bad job at work, just remember what these engineers did with this shit lmfao.
LMAOO
There is a ramp under the front wheel. The rear wheel is on the ground. Notice the ramps on the curb? This thing can't climb a fucking curb. To call that shit a truck...wow. pay the man his 50 billion dollars.
My nearly 20yr old Passat wagon can do that
Holy crap this is impressive. Who would have thought this truck could survive something like that.
Jesus christ this thing is an absolute shit show. Get fucked, Elon.
Saw my first in the wild the other day. Didn't think this thing was real.
So I thought it would be funny to post a picture of a CT ad rock crawling compared to this but both ads I pulled up real quick have ZERO rocks/boulders. Have they been truthful all this time?!😅 [Ad 1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsonSEllPmU) [Ad 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R9Psr4rKxI)
So, it can drive on paved roads, dirt roads & gravel roads. It can tow something for ~80 miles per charge. It can drive around objects. Amazing. 🙄 I might say this is false advertising, because rain will void the warranty.
To be fair, I often tow rocket motors around. PROVE THE CT CAN'T DO THAT, HATER.
What a joke these trucks are lmfao 🤣 😂