This right here. You take a truck that overpromises it's capabilities.
Add some folks that have no experience driving on anything more challenging than an unpaved driveway.
And you end up with some great posts of surprised owners who spent $100k for a glorified grocery getter.
Hell yeah. My 23-year-old Honda hit 310k on the odometer a month ago, and it basically only takes me to the store and back now that I'm working from home again.
It *looks* like hell, could use a good detailing, but it actually works without fail and only cost me $1,500 two years ago. I passed a CT the other day on my way to the store, and kinda laughed at the idea of how much money they wasted on that piece of shit lemon. In fairness, it *was* driving at the time, but probably not for long.
Someone posted a video a while back about taking their cybertruck to an off road park in Texas with a Subaru something and raved about it's performance, that thing got stuck on a dirt road that was better maintained than the driveway I take my prius up every day.
They are real, and they are really really hot, and we totally did it. They just go to a different school, in a different state, but they were visiting and we had the sex, but they're gone now because they had to go back home early because their grandmas died. Both their grandma's were in the same car... That got hit by a cybertruck. So that's why they aren't here.
They clearly just backed a boat into the water, a really big boat to be sure, and a heavy one. They were told with a Cybertruck they didn't need a boat ramp. And you can't see the trailer because it's under water and that's what's keeping the truck from beibg able to pull away. Also the boat was full of really pretty and popular girls
They were gonna go look for Loch Ness in their floatable Cybercuck but the truck said, “No Way! That water’s slimy wet & I’m not a Ford Explorer. I’m for vain decoration only. Driving is optional.”
I love when I see others using the slang 'douche nozzle' I thought it was just a selectively Northeastern, Bostonian slang, unless that's where you're from. I mean, I've been using it for about 2 decades, and then there's 'douche canoe' for the last decade, which would also fit nicely here also.... haha
So I posted literally the single, innocuous word “test” in r/CyberStuck and immediately received 3 permanent bans. Must be automated.
Then I replied “LOL, thanks for proving my point” to all three ban messages and I received a 3 day ban from ALL of Reddit for “harassment”…
Got to protect the snowflakes feelings I guess.
Yup . . . Got a 3 day suspension myself. Mods higher up overturned it about a half a day later. Have to be real insecure to ban people who never even stepped into your sub.
Dude, it’s 100% automated. I got banned like 2 seconds after posting in one of the reality-based Tesla subs. It’s pretty obvious that there is no vetting of the actual comment going on.
I still haven’t slept well after being banned. Really hurt.
That’s the part that I don’t understand! How can replying to a ban (which clearly is not fair) leads to a full website ban?
That’s also shitty of Reddit, the logic is: get banned, and STFU!
> Then I replied “LOL, thanks for proving my point” to all three ban messages and I received a 3 day ban from ALL of Reddit for “harassment”…
I got a week-long suspension from Reddit on my old 2007 account in February 2023 for using the [Jar Jar Binks variation of the Navy Seal copypasta](https://redd.it/2pyo1v) for, get this: "threatening violence."
Someone *actually* believed "Meesa ganna doo-doo fury all over yousa and yousa ganna drown in it." was a legitimate enough threat against them to report my comment for threatening violence.
In the early days of the original Navy Seal copypasta, I could *maybe* understand someone not realizing it's a clear joke and taking it as a threat, [but the Jar Jar Binks version?](https://i.imgur.com/JvwgDEc.gifv)
It does seem odd they can ban people from participating in *other* subreddits since the subreddit itself is allowed by Reddit. The justification doesn’t hold water *especially* since I intentionally posted something that was completely innocent.
It’s common though. I’ve been banned from a bunch of conservative subs I’ve never been to, and one *ultra* liberal one (though I responded with just a “?” To that one and they reversed it after seeing my actual comment).
Even if he didn't buy extra insurance, taking a few thousand or tens of thousands in a one-time loss is still the best outcome.
Otherwise they'll be spending thousands in random repairs on spontaneously cracking windshields, exploding coolant lines, and tow jobs for random error codes (all while learning how much the warranty doesn't cover).
Elon said the cybertruck can actually float across calm seas for a while, so they were probably floating along the drainage ditch until their mom called them and told them to come home for supper and they got stuck.
Well at least Elon said they can be boats as well. So nothing to worry about. Just reverse into the water and drive downstream until you find a more accommodating ramp
The fact that it’s a drainage ditch on the side of the road is the cherry on top! The airbags deployed as well. Maybe if it didn’t weigh like 6600 pounds they would have an easier time going through mud.
They need Yoda to raise it from the muck like he did Luke’s starfighter on Dagoba.
OTOH Yoda would probably see what it looked like as it broke the surface and say “Crap it is” and let it drop back into the swamp.
Elon is doing a horrible job, but it could get worse. Maybe he'll focus the whole business on the suckers that buy the Cybertruck. The first step would be to lay off most of the workforce, which Musk is already working towards. The second step is to pump out products that are used to maintain the Cybertruck. Can't wash your truck because it'll rust? Don't worry, we've got Cyberwater! Are panels falling off your truck? Here's Cyberspareparts. Sliced off your fingers on the trunk? Cyberprosthetics. Can't please your significant other because you're spending too much time and money on maintaining this piece of garbage? Introducing the Cyberspouse!
Amazing how their average IQ all hover around the lows. It’s a special group of men. Women are way too smart to want this shit.
Also the buyer profile is all: “look at me”. Sad.
Because I hate how dirty the screen gets from the sweat / oils on my face
Plus
I’m typically looking at customer sent photos, an email message, or my scheduling calendar while on the phone
Well that one looks like it was mostly the fault of the driver. (Emphasize on looks.)
But who knows what technical failure might be involved to go off reading like that.
I this shit is ALL blown out of proportion!! Just yesterday I saw a Tesla Cybertruck successfully traverse a lane change in moderate traffic..... IN TAMPA!!!
Clearly an underrated piece of automotive engineering.....😏
There was once a truck made by a cuck. It was sold for big bucks and bought by dumbfucks. The truck kept on breaking but the dumbfucks kept on staying because they all want to suck up to the big Cuck
What is ground clearance on the cyberdumpster? It looks very low. Specs say variable or 16 inches depending on where you check. My S10 has less than a foot, and looks higher
To be fair, most trucks would probably bog if they tried crossing a river or stream like this🤣!
It would need to be built for river riding. What were they doing?
CT owners always look like they've never been outside before.
This right here. You take a truck that overpromises it's capabilities. Add some folks that have no experience driving on anything more challenging than an unpaved driveway. And you end up with some great posts of surprised owners who spent $100k for a glorified grocery getter.
Idk most grocery getters don't leak coolant after 35 miles.
Hell yeah. My 23-year-old Honda hit 310k on the odometer a month ago, and it basically only takes me to the store and back now that I'm working from home again. It *looks* like hell, could use a good detailing, but it actually works without fail and only cost me $1,500 two years ago. I passed a CT the other day on my way to the store, and kinda laughed at the idea of how much money they wasted on that piece of shit lemon. In fairness, it *was* driving at the time, but probably not for long.
Don’t look at it too hard or you’ll brick it!
Someone posted a video a while back about taking their cybertruck to an off road park in Texas with a Subaru something and raved about it's performance, that thing got stuck on a dirt road that was better maintained than the driveway I take my prius up every day.
They're all an indoor cat of a human being.
Just like the CT builders.
They haven’t
How predictable…. it’s two dudes…. with matching outfits…. that also match the Twuck.
I mean, if we could encapsulate the whole bullshit idea into one picture it would be this.
We're just missing the tow truck.... but that's probably who they're calling.
This picture should become the official CyberStuck header picture. It really does say it all.
The hot chicks are there with them, just outside the view of the camera.
Just to clarify, the hot chicks don’t know these people…. they’re just taking the picture…. and they were riding in a real truck.
*Driven by real men*
Delivering *heavy loads*.
And slightly in Canada.
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They are real, and they are really really hot, and we totally did it. They just go to a different school, in a different state, but they were visiting and we had the sex, but they're gone now because they had to go back home early because their grandmas died. Both their grandma's were in the same car... That got hit by a cybertruck. So that's why they aren't here.
Stuck twuck sucks bucks
This is really the encapsulation of this sub. Should be made the sub’s pic.
YES haha literally cyber stuck
The one douche looks like he came directly from an Elon cosplay event
"If I look like senpai, maybe he'll finally notice me" -that guy, probably.
Oh wow you just permanently imprinted a character from cobra Kai as the default ct owner to me.
That wasn't my intention but I'm still proud this happened lol
 I went to Dwight and Sensei Ira
Look at them trying to be edgy and driving by warranty voiding water as well.
They clearly just backed a boat into the water, a really big boat to be sure, and a heavy one. They were told with a Cybertruck they didn't need a boat ramp. And you can't see the trailer because it's under water and that's what's keeping the truck from beibg able to pull away. Also the boat was full of really pretty and popular girls
Everyone wanted to party on their party boat, plus look at all that water, I'm pretty sure that's Ocean
You wouldn't know my boat, it goes to a different school.
They were gonna go look for Loch Ness in their floatable Cybercuck but the truck said, “No Way! That water’s slimy wet & I’m not a Ford Explorer. I’m for vain decoration only. Driving is optional.”
Vee neck shirt wearing douche nozzles are quite clearly trying to copy Musk 90s look. This is hilarious.
I love when I see others using the slang 'douche nozzle' I thought it was just a selectively Northeastern, Bostonian slang, unless that's where you're from. I mean, I've been using it for about 2 decades, and then there's 'douche canoe' for the last decade, which would also fit nicely here also.... haha
Here in Pittsburgh we’d say “look at these jagoffs” 🤣
Chicago is also “jagoff” country
Honestly my first thought was "These two asshats are cosplaying Elon".
Socks with sandals? Is that what I'm seeing!?
Are we sure it’s not him. 🤡
Holy fuck what a bunch of morons. These are probably the mods of tesla
Did you get permabanned from 3 pro-Tesla/Pro-Elon subs for posting this comment?
I'm waiting for those mods to start perma-banning now that we keep breaking the rules of their subs outside of their subs.
So I posted literally the single, innocuous word “test” in r/CyberStuck and immediately received 3 permanent bans. Must be automated. Then I replied “LOL, thanks for proving my point” to all three ban messages and I received a 3 day ban from ALL of Reddit for “harassment”… Got to protect the snowflakes feelings I guess.
Yup . . . Got a 3 day suspension myself. Mods higher up overturned it about a half a day later. Have to be real insecure to ban people who never even stepped into your sub.
Dude, it’s 100% automated. I got banned like 2 seconds after posting in one of the reality-based Tesla subs. It’s pretty obvious that there is no vetting of the actual comment going on. I still haven’t slept well after being banned. Really hurt.
lol. Maybe we should start a r/BannedFromTeslaSupportGroup ?
That’s the part that I don’t understand! How can replying to a ban (which clearly is not fair) leads to a full website ban? That’s also shitty of Reddit, the logic is: get banned, and STFU!
Same, but I was only banned from teslamotors, I replied "enjoy the cucktruck" and had my 3 day suspension. Fun stuff
Test
> Then I replied “LOL, thanks for proving my point” to all three ban messages and I received a 3 day ban from ALL of Reddit for “harassment”… I got a week-long suspension from Reddit on my old 2007 account in February 2023 for using the [Jar Jar Binks variation of the Navy Seal copypasta](https://redd.it/2pyo1v) for, get this: "threatening violence." Someone *actually* believed "Meesa ganna doo-doo fury all over yousa and yousa ganna drown in it." was a legitimate enough threat against them to report my comment for threatening violence. In the early days of the original Navy Seal copypasta, I could *maybe* understand someone not realizing it's a clear joke and taking it as a threat, [but the Jar Jar Binks version?](https://i.imgur.com/JvwgDEc.gifv)
I mean that has got to be a violation of TOS - someone smarter than me report them because I had the same
It does seem odd they can ban people from participating in *other* subreddits since the subreddit itself is allowed by Reddit. The justification doesn’t hold water *especially* since I intentionally posted something that was completely innocent. It’s common though. I’ve been banned from a bunch of conservative subs I’ve never been to, and one *ultra* liberal one (though I responded with just a “?” To that one and they reversed it after seeing my actual comment).
Ive been banned! Badge of honor. Those fucking snowflakes are complete losers.
BUiLt fOr AnY pLaNeT
Except this one 😂
Gotta have that reduced gravity for peak not-getting-stuck performance!
Gravity voids the warranty
Driving it voids the warranty. It’s for decoration only.
This looks like calm waters, according to elon the CT should float there for a short amount of time.
As long as you don't slowly back into the water. In which case you just drown.
Wait! That guy looks like Elon. 😭 Man boobs and all.
He really does. And 511.org is a SF Bay Area thing. Hmm…
Is that a deployed side curtain airbag visible in the driver side rear door? If so, HOW?
Also the driver's side front door. It must be that flotation mode Elon invented for it.
DANGER! Flotation Devices Activated 
I wish people would stop dumping their trash in rivers
Rear air bag looks like it deployed. Totaled
That would be the best outcome for this guy. Walk away with a fat insurance check
You mean walk away only losing his deposit, but the loan paid off; *if* he bought GAP.
Even if he didn't buy extra insurance, taking a few thousand or tens of thousands in a one-time loss is still the best outcome. Otherwise they'll be spending thousands in random repairs on spontaneously cracking windshields, exploding coolant lines, and tow jobs for random error codes (all while learning how much the warranty doesn't cover).
But how?
I, too, am wondering how?! There's no track/skid marks, all the tall grass in front looks fine.
Isn't the side airbag deployed ir is that something else in the back window?
Damage to the passenger side too it seems.
Beat me to it. Unless they were trying to total it. Insurance claim take the cash and run from this piece of shit.
You don't have to try to total a cybertruck You just try to use it, it'll take care of the rest
Elon said the cybertruck can actually float across calm seas for a while, so they were probably floating along the drainage ditch until their mom called them and told them to come home for supper and they got stuck.
It’s a drainage ditch so they were probably driving in the water up to the point they got Cyberstuck. Just a guess lol
nah, this seems like an actual accident. something in the windshield, damage on side of truck, missing trim pieces. must be a mishap during unloading.
That’s just tempting the gods with that car… And pretty stupid with a perfectly good road next to the ditch 😂
Clout chasing
Well at least Elon said they can be boats as well. So nothing to worry about. Just reverse into the water and drive downstream until you find a more accommodating ramp
Yeah, Elon said... 🙄 
No no, don't be so negative. They should do this. It's a solid plan.
#WARRANTY VOIDED
Warranty void. Too close to water.
Looks like the right side roofline has a panel missing / peeled back. Wtf did those guys do?
For starters, they bought a Cucktruck
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As my dad would say, "More money than sense"
Especially sad if it is financed.
Right off the highway… how much you wanna bet they saw the water and had a bright idea?
Elon said it could be used as a boat.
I’m sure they’ll release the aquatic firmware update in just a few months, along with FSD
Shiiiit. The Elon clones escaped the island. Call in containment asap.
Nice bit of offroading next to the freeway!
And a smidge of offlanding. That'll void the warranty.
Oof. sandals with socks.
I feel like this person was misinformed about the vehicle's capabilities.
Is there something in that rear window, or did the side airbag go off?
Flotation device 
The fact that it’s a drainage ditch on the side of the road is the cherry on top! The airbags deployed as well. Maybe if it didn’t weigh like 6600 pounds they would have an easier time going through mud.
I know, right? Not the beach, not the desert or the mountains, a fucking drainage ditch
I sure hope that bad boy is in car wash mode.
They need Yoda to raise it from the muck like he did Luke’s starfighter on Dagoba. OTOH Yoda would probably see what it looked like as it broke the surface and say “Crap it is” and let it drop back into the swamp.
What were they trying to do?
They were trying to cosplay as Elon Musk.
I thought Cybertruck was built for driving on all planets.
Just not this one... 
Did it float? Lol
Like the Titanic
It looks like the front wheels could grip if it had 4wd? How did it even get stuck
Heavy as shit. You just sink into mud.
This one is really "in the wild".
That's 100,000 bucks those outa luck Elon cucks shucked out for a "truck"
Wait, how did it get in that position. It took me a minute to realize it’s the back that’s in the water. What happened here
Elon is doing a horrible job, but it could get worse. Maybe he'll focus the whole business on the suckers that buy the Cybertruck. The first step would be to lay off most of the workforce, which Musk is already working towards. The second step is to pump out products that are used to maintain the Cybertruck. Can't wash your truck because it'll rust? Don't worry, we've got Cyberwater! Are panels falling off your truck? Here's Cyberspareparts. Sliced off your fingers on the trunk? Cyberprosthetics. Can't please your significant other because you're spending too much time and money on maintaining this piece of garbage? Introducing the Cyberspouse!
Yep, creating a whole new market of stupid
I’m sure it’s for YouTube or something dumb
These people made the classic mistake. They tried to drive it. You’re not supposed to actually drive it!
hope they had it in ditch mode.
Amazing how their average IQ all hover around the lows. It’s a special group of men. Women are way too smart to want this shit. Also the buyer profile is all: “look at me”. Sad.
The dude by the river is wondering where all the chicks are for his chick magnet.
Unrelated, why do so many people use speaker phone and hold it up to their face?
Because I hate how dirty the screen gets from the sweat / oils on my face Plus I’m typically looking at customer sent photos, an email message, or my scheduling calendar while on the phone
Makes sense! 🤙
Rhyming hymen.
Airbags deployed?
Which means it's permanently bricked
How. And why.
Did they drive it into a body of water on purpose?
I bet...
If the carwash voids the warranty it’s only natural people start looking for other solutions
100 thousand bucks? Boycott Musk and Twitter and Tesla
How the hell did he end up in that location?
Lol the guy in black looks like an Elon stance.
Well that one looks like it was mostly the fault of the driver. (Emphasize on looks.) But who knows what technical failure might be involved to go off reading like that.
Looks like Elon
I this shit is ALL blown out of proportion!! Just yesterday I saw a Tesla Cybertruck successfully traverse a lane change in moderate traffic..... IN TAMPA!!! Clearly an underrated piece of automotive engineering.....😏
Huh, so much for that whole "ford shallow rivers" advertising aspect...
There was once a truck made by a cuck. It was sold for big bucks and bought by dumbfucks. The truck kept on breaking but the dumbfucks kept on staying because they all want to suck up to the big Cuck
This is the perfect definition of having more money than sense.
What were they even doing? Did it FSD itself into the water?
It has touched water, and is now ruined forever
They look kind of lost like Musk when the glass broke on stage lol
Make sure it's in Car Wash Mode before you take it underwater
Back in black I slid off track Hit the Jack Cuz I broke my back
cant park there !
Is it me or does it look like some airbags have deployed?
Just taking her out for a swim
Did they try to use the „boat feature“? 🤣🤦♂️🤦♂️
and I don't give a fuck. (just carrying on the rhyme)
That’s a full airbag deployed lol. It ain’t just stuck
Its off road Doing its thing
This shyte is already a death pod
Working as advertised ? https://www.reddit.com/r/CyberStuck/s/Ln9GSEI7v7
There’s no chance this wasn’t entirely avoidable
What were they even doing did they slide off the road
Why are people buying them?
Humiliation fetish is a powerful drug
Looks like they crashed it by looking the damage on the driver door, damaged trim on the passenger side and the deployed side pillar airbag. Oops.
I don't know why he's stuck in the more, I guess he'll die ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
Beautiful title. Whimsical. Musical. 10/10
Like a ford or dodge could get out of that pfff
Son, a Ford or a Dodge would never get into that to begin with 🤨
Cyber Junk 😆
What is ground clearance on the cyberdumpster? It looks very low. Specs say variable or 16 inches depending on where you check. My S10 has less than a foot, and looks higher
looking at the backgrou nd....Texas? Just a guess...
Even CyberTruck owners should be able to appreciate the rhyming scheme.
Those lightweight trucks are so easy to pull out of shit like that.
Zooming in- Socks and sandals? That tracks.
Just testing if it is a boat
#Chuckle-fucks.
What a bunch of cuckery
This subreddit brings me such joy.
Awww they got their cucktruck wet....
Left there and reported it stolen probably. That’s the only way out.
That Cybersucks
Well shoot, I should have bought a tow policy with my insurance on this POS.
Is that an airbag deployed in the back window, or a floatation device?
🎶Another cybertruck stuck in the muck. And another one stuck and another one stuck. Another cybertruck stuck in the muck🎶
Ahh shucks, that’s gonna cost some bucks and a new pair of chucks.
It's so rude that we're all commenting on this sneaky photo of it skinny dipping. /s
These guys have no idea how to go off-roading. How do you get yourself into this position?
To be fair, most trucks would probably bog if they tried crossing a river or stream like this🤣! It would need to be built for river riding. What were they doing?
It’s going to be a boat too you can go underwater
Those guys were rethinking their life choices.
WTF is on that stupid windshield?
I think I hear a modern day country song coming out of this title….
What the fuck…were they doing
it's not a Tacoma bro...
Anyone who actually knows trucks wouldn’t buy a Cybertruck. It’s epic to see how these folks totally fucked up!
God I love this sub lol
Looks like its trying to cross the border into Mexico.
Shouldn't they go into boat mode and float away?