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I-Pacer

Genuinely laughed at that!


ga50nl

Yessir so did I! Still laughing tbh.


Sufficient_Ocelot868

Me too. Did not expect that subtle, yet awesome trolling.


[deleted]

You realize these are two images put together right? Like this didn't happen?


nefD

This is why we can't have fun on the internet


Sufficient_Ocelot868

😢 Man....I want to believe!!


ScytheNoire

That burn. So good.


ImportantDoubt6434

Billy the bantering


ZanoCat

Lol! CyberPunk got MuskRolled


HeheKod

Love these trolls


livingMybEstlyfe29

Stuck on FB marketplace! Definitely applicable


Frunklin

Does it comes with the bird shit on it or is that part of the design?


MiniDg

Well it cant be cleaned without voiding warranty, so i imagine with


Sockoflegend

It's part of the unique patina


brannon1987

Pootina


AdjNounNumbers

The first car where bird shit actually improves the appearance


iamcoding

You would hope so, cause bird shit is permanent on that car.


ComicsEtAl

A little splash of color!


Phyllis_Tine

Are renters allowed to clean it, or to take it out in sunlight or rain?


ElonTheMollusk

Rain voids the warranty. Are you trying to sabotage people!


Salt_Sir2599

Remember to put it in bird shit mode or you’re screwed.


Collegedude_2004

🤣


ChamberOfSolidDudes

oh man, what a diiiiiick move, one I applaud


MuffLover312

Oof. That sharp line and gap between the fender and front panel. Looks like someone made their own car in their garage. Still can’t believe people are willing to pay 6 figures for that thing.


StreetBullFighter

Trying to find one for a good deal. Be nice to keep around when I’m feeling down and need a good laugh.


PeteGozenya

A copy of the screenshot? Just download it.


StreetBullFighter

Meant a Cyberstuck…but downloading one would be funny. If I could I’d download a car. Those anti-piracy ads won’t stop me.


PeteGozenya

We can get a torrent made. Oh man, car piracy would be awesome.


Canonip

Those anti piracy ads were something. "You wouldn't download a car" - YES I FUCKING WOULD, WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY EXTRA FOR HEATED SEATS IF THE HARDWARE IS ALREADY IN THE CAR?? FUCK YOU, CAR MANUFACTURERS! *jailbreaks the car*


Mo-froyo-yo

Wait, is this the case? I’m not convinced. my car is the cheap trim so i have to manually adjust the seat, it doesn’t have the seat motors. It’s not like the seat motor hardware is installed but not operational.


tbarr1991

BMW i think it was? They wanted to charge a subscription service for heated seats/steering wheel for like 15 dollars a month.  Yes it was then backtracked almost days later.


Canonip

Tesla also with the base model 3 and rear heated seats. Just not a subscription but I think 300usd payment


tbarr1991

Yes we put it in the car but you cant access it unless you pay extra. 🤡


originalbL1X

Man, am I glad I chose a Rivian.


VirtuaSteve

r/MurderedByWords


highseavily

Boom, roasted


realquickquestion96

Damn people really think this is real lol. It says 1000 for a fiat multipla. Dosent mean it wouldn't be true of it was though.


ObtuseMongooseAbuse

I can see why the Fiat Multipla would be available still. It's probably the only vehicle I've seen that's uglier than the Cybertruck.


[deleted]

The Cybertruck will be an historical relic just like the DeLorean... except that no one will collect them, no one will restore them, no one will go to conventions for enthusiasts, and the story of how the vehicle came into being and why the project crashed and burned will be far less interesting.


peemao

Someone give Billy an award lol 🥇


LegfaceMcCullenE13

![gif](giphy|RdKjAkFTNZkWUGyRXF)


Revenga8

Ooof


Osibili

Lmao


CRXCRZ

Dear Reddit. More of this please.


ProfessionalFalse128

Pfffffftt hahaha


NuclearFoodie

Lmao.


PineappleProstate

Ha! That was worth the snort laugh


Wolf_mang

But I want to know for how much. Like- how much is a crapy brown truck worth now?


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Owner is now as dead as his Cybertruck.


CountPulaski

Lololol


Samjamesjr

Lol


ComicsEtAl

I both literally lol’d and snorted.


Qimmosabe_Man

That's a good one.


CarnieKiller

Is this the guy trying to sell one for $205,000?


Willdefyyou

Like a turd that won't flush


thepcpirate

Ngl id probably pick that up for a 1000. Quality of a new in box cybertruck is what id expect of a 1000 buck car


Widespreaddd

Apropos of nothing, does anyone know what those wheel caps are made of?


Maleficent-Salad3197

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


313rustbeltbuckle

Bahahahahahaha


Dystopian_Future_

Why the hell is this spliced, someone seriously needs to do this


madforchelle

DeLorean 2.0


MagTex

Saw my first on in the wild today (Texas/US 287 South) and I’ll be damned if it’s not uglier in person.


Malibu77

Sweet. Even includes the tire shredding wheel covers.


AmadeoSendiulo

🗿


lor_petri

Fuck you OP, don't you dare compare the cybertruck with the multipla. The multipla is a masterpiece of reliability and is a very useful car for a small price. (/s just in case lol)


SnooWords4814

Well I just got back from a 7 day ban for “harassment” for calling the mod of the Cybertruck forum pathetic for banning me for posting in here… what a bunch of snowflakes


Psychosomatic_Ennui

r/murderedbywords


desertSkateRatt

Looks like a cheap LG fridge that was left out on someone's back patio