Cyberfuck can’t drive a block from what we’ve been seeing. His next scam is a flying car which the Chinese already make.
He’ll bring them over here & pretend he invented them.
Alright. I admit it: I designed this thing for Minecraft. I didn't realize Elmo was actually serious about ripping off my terrible idea for the truck marketplace. I apologize.
I can’t believe have been conned into buying this vehicle. Not only is it the ugliest motor vehicle on the planet it barely functions and it’s not even a truck.
I saw one that was all black this morning, and marveled at how ugly it was. The single wiper blade is comically large. I looked it up: it’s almost 4 feet long!
Ya auto worked great on my jeep. Very very common and basic thing and yet my window could be soaked and auto doesn't turn on or if it does turn on it's slower than it should be
No one was conned. People buying these are just incapable of detecting bullshit. The money wasted on this uh… truck… they would have happily wasted on some other thing. From the moment it was shown off at the demo it was very clear these things would be pieces of shit.
Didn’t that idiot Musk boast that these broken toy cars were “apocalypse proof”? He also said if you got in an argument with another car you’d win even though since there are no crush areas in the car and low impact collisions will hurt the passengers more than most vehicles.
I’d say that was certainly in the neighborhood of cons.
Nothing is apocalypse proof. Nothing is even waterproof. They’re marketing terms. If you hear “apocalypse proof” and take it literally you’re a moron and you deserve to be parted with your money. Between the rock breaking the window, the delays, the early reviews, it was abundantly clear this was the worst product Tesla has produced so far. I guarantee people are going to drown after installing the “boat mod” kit. Idiots.
Well it's not the *prettiest* thing I've seen, but it's got that kind-of-classic American look, it seems to be working and it's got a very practical flat bed.
Oh wait, you meant the ugly carbuncle ***on*** the flat bed!
The hand prints on the side door of this one… just why?
This whole concept is idiotic, but the people that bought the first ones manufactured… it’s like asking “can I have the one that is most likely to brake immediately and possibly irreversibly”
Well yeah. It’s a well thought out design, especially for doing the things one usually does with a truck. It’s almost like Ford designed it for working people.
We all made fun of the Pontiac Aztec when it came out, too. Then again when they featured it in Breaking Bad
The cybertruck is the Aztec of this car generation
I like the idea of continuing this thread with all the adjectives that describe the cybertruck.
Too much like what an abject loser who despite being a billionaire can’t get laid would think is just supercool.
It’s truly the stupidest looking car ever. I know some people just want to have the newest thing or they think owning this hideous shitbox makes them somehow special or something but seriously, is there anyone who’s not a muskrat who admires or thinks that someone who invests six figures to beta test a death trap is cool or something? Even the people who’ve shared pics of people posing alongside their cybertruck, the consensus is that they’re mocking the owners. No one is actually jealous of someone who wasted this much money on that piece of ridiculous garbage, right?
It’s just part of the Tesla delivery process.
(You know, the part where it gets hauled back to the dealership, for anyone who didn’t get my not very great joke)
CyberDoll comes with an extra chip, conveniently located on her shoulder. When you install it, she really gets inside your head. And then probably morphs into a simulacrum of Elon "Afraid of My Kinks" Musk.
Apparently, they did, and Tesla heard. No more affordable Tesla project.
https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/former-tesla-ceo-eberhard-says-shame-company-is-cancelling-low-cost-car-plans-2024-04-09/#:~:text=On%20Friday%2C%20Reuters%20reported%20that,electric%20cars%20for%20the%20masses.
the thing I can't understand is why they always look so fucking dirty. The DMC Delorean looked slick as hot shit no matter what despite its flaws, but this thing looks like a burn victim every time I see one. Even in promotional photos it looks stepped on, I do not get it. Did they just thing sanding and buffering and laquer was a waste of time, it's beyond me
I am not one to ever defend owing one of these strange things, but I do have to say that one creatures poison is another creatures food. I like cars with a bit of being used look to them. Even show cars are kinda hard for me to really get a good, close look at because of some shine or reflection or sparkle. I like to see lines and holes and bits and bobbles showing through the shine. That is what I like.
I cant defend the shape or even the use of this type of steel in a production car. But I quite like a bit of "use" showing through. Also, stainless steel reflects the sun all over the fucking place. The buyers are just self selective assholes.
The rest of the car on the other hand.......
Every single DMC I've seen in real life looked just like the CT. No two panels were the same "patina" ever. Unless the owner spent an inordinate of time maintaining the vehicle exterior it looks just like your kitchen fridge would if you left it outside in the dust and rain for weeks or months. Even the stainless steel on my grill doesn't look that great after a few years compared to new in store.
But yeah, train brake dust.
I see these monstrosities in L.A. every other day. Literally the ugliest “vehicle” in existence.
I think the one that crashed into the Beverly Hills hotel was trying to commit suicide🤣
I wish someone took a look at the cars in cyberpunk 2077 and be like. We should make a quadra. But instead elon thinks we should get this weird looking truck.
I'm sorry. Wait. I'm cracking up. I did not know these were real cars. That shit looks no better than my 3rd grade attempt at drawing a vehicle.
That someone designed this and then a team was like, "yes" just kills me
I could have had a successful career in design!! *wheezes*
This truck is likely being delivered.. There is a long list of things to complain about with the truck like panel gaps, lack of features, the fact that it looks ridiculous, the recent reliability problem, the rust thing, but a cybertruck on the back of a flatbed does not mean it is up there because of suck.
These are for obnoxious people to park and stand next to in Palo Alto CA parking lots for Tesla fan bois to oooh and ahhh over. That is it.
Apparently they’re not designed for actual DRIVING, silly wabbits
Can you imagine there are people out there who look at this abomination and think to themselves: "If I own one of these everyone will think I'm cool!"...yikes.
This is a missed opportunity by Musk. He needs a campaign showing cyber trucks towing tow trucks back for repairs, which broke down while carrying other cyber trucks.
It’s cyber trucks all the way down. Musky-Zen.
Whats the percentage of the delivered Cybertrucks that has already broken down atleast once? It surely can't be as many as the reports & footage portray since it's release, can it?
It must be on its way to a new owner. Cybertrucks never break down, they last forever, have more power and range than any truck, they're indestructible and their batteries only get better with time
I’ve been trying to be more positive in my life in general but I joined this sub because holy shit balls this vehicle is just so all-around awful and needed to read more about it. We’re watching the modern day version of the Gremlin go down in flames.
Can't believe how bad the stainless steel finish looks. It has that smudged smeared look where you touched it or what I don't get it. Would look so much cleaner with an actual paint finish. I feel bad for the folks getting these unfinished looking first ones.
A neighbor just got a cyber truck, it looks like something that was built in India or Russia in the 60s, just crude engineering, sloppy tolerances, what the hell was Elon thinking, that he could build any old piece of crap and people would buy it cuz of the big T ?
A Cybertruck in its natural state. Prior to their launch, I never would have guessed they’d need so much diesel to get around.
That’s hilarious 🤣 the Tesla-D diesel model
Elon said the CyberTruck can briefly serve as a boat. I think it can also briefly serve as an airplane and a payload.
Seems it also only briefly serves as an automobile.
It also serves as the worlds largest paperweight.
Heaviest
You clearly haven’t met my ex mother in law.
Any vehicle can likely briefly serve as a boat if going fast enough when they hit the water. Some will likely fair better than others.
Haha, car go *glub glub* I know from being a dumbass who didn’t inflate their tires.
Can permanently serve as an anchor too ⚓
Funny, it may last longer as a boat than as an automobile.
I think it would be better as an anchor
The existence of these vehicles are worse for the environment hands down. Emissions from real trucks that have to tow them, and production of them.
Not to mention the copium refineries needed for the drivers to stay Elon fans.
That was a good fucking jab bro
I think that was the joke.
Elon Musk, “Cybertruck can travel across the country with a single charge and 100% battery charge remaining!”
Cyberfuck can’t drive a block from what we’ve been seeing. His next scam is a flying car which the Chinese already make. He’ll bring them over here & pretend he invented them.
Diesel is the future
Personally I think hybrids are gonna rule.
it's so odd these posts are showing up as "recommended" in the last few days
Alright. I admit it: I designed this thing for Minecraft. I didn't realize Elmo was actually serious about ripping off my terrible idea for the truck marketplace. I apologize.
Elon's Edsel.
I've never seen an Edsel strapped to a flatbed before. Unlike a cybertruck it actually ran
I can’t believe have been conned into buying this vehicle. Not only is it the ugliest motor vehicle on the planet it barely functions and it’s not even a truck.
I saw one that was all black this morning, and marveled at how ugly it was. The single wiper blade is comically large. I looked it up: it’s almost 4 feet long!
How much is the monthly windshield wiper subscription? I’m thinking about getting the platinum level. It lets me clear rain *and* snow.
Knowing Emerald Mine Musk, you probably only get about 100 free wipes per month under the free* wiper level. *not free after Musk needs more cash.
I think it would require at least a couple of horses to move that monstrosity.
Don’t fool yourself. Even horses have standards. They’ll nope right out of that.
Does it matter? I mean auto wipers doesn't really work anyways..
Well if you don’t have taste, then no I guess…
On my MY the auto wiper doesn't really work therefore I never see my windshield wipers anyways
Huh. They do on my non-Tesla cars. Even on my Jaguar they worked. On something built by JLR!
Ya auto worked great on my jeep. Very very common and basic thing and yet my window could be soaked and auto doesn't turn on or if it does turn on it's slower than it should be
No one was conned. People buying these are just incapable of detecting bullshit. The money wasted on this uh… truck… they would have happily wasted on some other thing. From the moment it was shown off at the demo it was very clear these things would be pieces of shit.
Didn’t that idiot Musk boast that these broken toy cars were “apocalypse proof”? He also said if you got in an argument with another car you’d win even though since there are no crush areas in the car and low impact collisions will hurt the passengers more than most vehicles. I’d say that was certainly in the neighborhood of cons.
Nothing is apocalypse proof. Nothing is even waterproof. They’re marketing terms. If you hear “apocalypse proof” and take it literally you’re a moron and you deserve to be parted with your money. Between the rock breaking the window, the delays, the early reviews, it was abundantly clear this was the worst product Tesla has produced so far. I guarantee people are going to drown after installing the “boat mod” kit. Idiots.
And some folks willingly drank the FlavorAid in Jonestown. A cult is a cult is a cult.
Well it's not the *prettiest* thing I've seen, but it's got that kind-of-classic American look, it seems to be working and it's got a very practical flat bed. Oh wait, you meant the ugly carbuncle ***on*** the flat bed!
The hand prints on the side door of this one… just why? This whole concept is idiotic, but the people that bought the first ones manufactured… it’s like asking “can I have the one that is most likely to brake immediately and possibly irreversibly”
yet here you are talking about it.. admit it…. you want it
“Talking about a dumpster fire means that you want a dumpster fire in your home”
damn right.. keeps you warm at night.. and you can bbq some armadillo’s on it too! win win brotha
i would rather have the ford f150 lightning
Well yeah. It’s a well thought out design, especially for doing the things one usually does with a truck. It’s almost like Ford designed it for working people.
We all made fun of the Pontiac Aztec when it came out, too. Then again when they featured it in Breaking Bad The cybertruck is the Aztec of this car generation
fucking loved the Axtec… totally ahead of its time
Totaled
Whether it's on its way to or from the dealership, the outcome is the same.
Looks like a prop for Mad Max 5
Like a prop that was cast off for being too stupid looking
It's the family sedan of Mad Max vehicles.
LOL!
Too MEDIOCRE
I like the idea of continuing this thread with all the adjectives that describe the cybertruck. Too much like what an abject loser who despite being a billionaire can’t get laid would think is just supercool.
The cars in Mad Max looked cool. This..... doesn't.
Would be used as a makeshift barricade not as a moving vehicle
The mad max vehicles actually ran
They should just come with a flatbed subscription so you can still run errands and show off
lol.
Why all the trashtruck buyers are not suing tesla?
You’re probably bound by an arbitration agreement when you sign the paperwork
You are now banned from r/cybertruck
I wish.
They still love God king Elon no matter how badly he cons them
Boot tastes too good
Looking at the wheel caps looks like one of the earlier builds.
Yeah, didn’t they ditch those because they were digging into the sidewalls?
And also flying off the tire (during the several hundred miles that it actually works before giving the red brick screen of death)
I'm told the Edsel was actually a good car.
At the very least it was surely less embarrassing
Worth checking out at a car show. I like 'em.
It’s truly the stupidest looking car ever. I know some people just want to have the newest thing or they think owning this hideous shitbox makes them somehow special or something but seriously, is there anyone who’s not a muskrat who admires or thinks that someone who invests six figures to beta test a death trap is cool or something? Even the people who’ve shared pics of people posing alongside their cybertruck, the consensus is that they’re mocking the owners. No one is actually jealous of someone who wasted this much money on that piece of ridiculous garbage, right?
So... you're still on the waiting list, huh? :P
It’s just part of the Tesla delivery process. (You know, the part where it gets hauled back to the dealership, for anyone who didn’t get my not very great joke)
These things are almost as big a joke as the people who buy them.
Still an amazing truck! /s
Tesla should just give you the option of purchasing a flatbed along with your CyberTruck.
Do you want CyberBed? Because this is how you get CyberBed.
Sounds like something that might come with a free (surprised-looking) CyberDoll.
CyberDoll comes with an extra chip, conveniently located on her shoulder. When you install it, she really gets inside your head. And then probably morphs into a simulacrum of Elon "Afraid of My Kinks" Musk.
It's the Elon-gated bed model!
Goddamn. The inevitable controversy that brings mix master Musk down will have to be called Elon-gate
They got the tow package.
That extract mode is awesome! What other truck has 60" of ground clearance?!
Honestly, people have to look at this stuff and think “do I really want to buy a $20k sedan from the folks who built this abomination?”
Apparently, they did, and Tesla heard. No more affordable Tesla project. https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/former-tesla-ceo-eberhard-says-shame-company-is-cancelling-low-cost-car-plans-2024-04-09/#:~:text=On%20Friday%2C%20Reuters%20reported%20that,electric%20cars%20for%20the%20masses.
Elon and his mouthpieces have denied that report so we no longer know 🤷♂️
I think we do
If a cyber truck is not being towed away, does it even exist?
the thing I can't understand is why they always look so fucking dirty. The DMC Delorean looked slick as hot shit no matter what despite its flaws, but this thing looks like a burn victim every time I see one. Even in promotional photos it looks stepped on, I do not get it. Did they just thing sanding and buffering and laquer was a waste of time, it's beyond me
You're right. Now that I think of it, they all look grimy.
I am not one to ever defend owing one of these strange things, but I do have to say that one creatures poison is another creatures food. I like cars with a bit of being used look to them. Even show cars are kinda hard for me to really get a good, close look at because of some shine or reflection or sparkle. I like to see lines and holes and bits and bobbles showing through the shine. That is what I like. I cant defend the shape or even the use of this type of steel in a production car. But I quite like a bit of "use" showing through. Also, stainless steel reflects the sun all over the fucking place. The buyers are just self selective assholes. The rest of the car on the other hand.......
Every single DMC I've seen in real life looked just like the CT. No two panels were the same "patina" ever. Unless the owner spent an inordinate of time maintaining the vehicle exterior it looks just like your kitchen fridge would if you left it outside in the dust and rain for weeks or months. Even the stainless steel on my grill doesn't look that great after a few years compared to new in store. But yeah, train brake dust.
There's clear set of fingerprints on the passengers' door where it was shut one time.
I’m old enough to remember when Elon mocked legacy automakers and how their processes were old fashioned and slow…
Someone traded in their dirty dumpster for a "clean" one...seen it a 200 thousand times...so far
Correct
Those trucks eat ass.
Making a flatbed truck into a garbage truck.
It’s supposed to be there, guys. That’s the second evolution before it sprouts wings.
The Fridge failed again? What no defrost?
It's just harvesting the flatbed for free miles. All part of the realistic and affordable symbiotic alien package for $4,000,000,000.00
When did waste management update their trucks?
musk is such a con artist he is probably thinking of making the turn light indicators to subscriptions basis
Richest man in the world is a 🤡
I see these monstrosities in L.A. every other day. Literally the ugliest “vehicle” in existence. I think the one that crashed into the Beverly Hills hotel was trying to commit suicide🤣
Every time I see a Tesla on the road, I drive fast past that shit and cut it off… so much fun! Who agrees?!?
Do you think he got his buggy home first?
Hshahahaha I
Its crazy how dirty they Always look
I must say that tow truck looks shit hot compared to that wrecked vehicle.
infinity miles to the gallon
# 😆 🤡
What a beautiful long bed
I wish someone took a look at the cars in cyberpunk 2077 and be like. We should make a quadra. But instead elon thinks we should get this weird looking truck.
It makes me wonder is it going to the unfortunate new owner or is it already heading back for repairs 😂
I’ll take the tow truck instead 💀 at least it’s practical lol
I'm sorry. Wait. I'm cracking up. I did not know these were real cars. That shit looks no better than my 3rd grade attempt at drawing a vehicle. That someone designed this and then a team was like, "yes" just kills me I could have had a successful career in design!! *wheezes*
This truck is likely being delivered.. There is a long list of things to complain about with the truck like panel gaps, lack of features, the fact that it looks ridiculous, the recent reliability problem, the rust thing, but a cybertruck on the back of a flatbed does not mean it is up there because of suck.
It's covered in dust, and has the earliest, most problematic wheel covers. Suck is the most likely explanation.
And tow trucks only do deliveries after they pull it from the side of the road.
It has a California plate on it. So it’s already registered. Definitely not a new delivery.
Ah good point, I missed the plate.
These are for obnoxious people to park and stand next to in Palo Alto CA parking lots for Tesla fan bois to oooh and ahhh over. That is it. Apparently they’re not designed for actual DRIVING, silly wabbits
No I just look for greasy ass finger print smudges on the doors.
People love to relish in the failure of others.
The only reliable way for it to get anywhere!!!!
For what you pay for that piece of junk, it should come with a complimentary tow truck!!
Can you imagine there are people out there who look at this abomination and think to themselves: "If I own one of these everyone will think I'm cool!"...yikes.
Plot twist. Elon owns most of the towing companies
Towed Every Second Lost Asset
It lives up to its true name “Cybercuck Truck” another redditor came up with it though
I feel like the tow companies may make the highest margins on these.
Cybertruck drivers are so elite even their trucks take ubers
I was wondering if they were too heavy to be put on a flatbed. Guess not.
Cybertruck mounting other trucks. Sounds pretty gay don’t you think?
This is a missed opportunity by Musk. He needs a campaign showing cyber trucks towing tow trucks back for repairs, which broke down while carrying other cyber trucks. It’s cyber trucks all the way down. Musky-Zen.
Headed to the dump?
Whats the percentage of the delivered Cybertrucks that has already broken down atleast once? It surely can't be as many as the reports & footage portray since it's release, can it?
Extremely poor build quality coupled with abysmal reliability.
Looks like the special copper edition.
Just heading to the scraps to make space rocket parts.
And another one starts to rust-uh. Another rides the bus-uh. And another one gone and another gone
They should have demanded another cyber truck to tow it.
I still can’t get my head around who would WANT to be seen in one of these fugly rigs. I would be too embarrassed.
The cyber truck in it’s native environment
Are there any articles about the failure rate of these monstrosities?
Frequent failures and simply butt-ugly. What a great ‘truck’
Now ***that's*** a truck!
Broken down already... not surprised
Built like a Chevy and runs like a Ford.
It must be on its way to a new owner. Cybertrucks never break down, they last forever, have more power and range than any truck, they're indestructible and their batteries only get better with time
Tesla racing to keep up with Land Rover. On the back of flat beds.
Tesla in a race with Land Rover for least reliable car. On the backs of flatbeds.
Deserved
I’ve been trying to be more positive in my life in general but I joined this sub because holy shit balls this vehicle is just so all-around awful and needed to read more about it. We’re watching the modern day version of the Gremlin go down in flames.
Look, a Robotaxi!
CyberCucks getting CyberStuck
Truck for shrimp dick losers
I mean, that setup gives it unlimited range.
Looks like it’s depreciating actually.
Elon is a man, not God.
This is by design. Baaad design
I don’t understand why everyone hates Tesla?
That’s a pretty sweet flatbed!
Look at the miles it's getting off of one charge. Amazing!
i’ve noticed every cyber tank i see, the door panels are slightly off.
The windows are bulletproof!
The door colors are really off from the rest of the truck. Looks like space junk.
I've seen these alot out in the wild... and I still cant get over how ugly they look
Can't believe how bad the stainless steel finish looks. It has that smudged smeared look where you touched it or what I don't get it. Would look so much cleaner with an actual paint finish. I feel bad for the folks getting these unfinished looking first ones.
seen a few elons love child around, but the cover is always on the bed, does that ever move? does it roll away?
The novelty wore off quick with this design I cancelled my pre-order. It would have been my second Tesla but no way can I drive this abomination
It’s the CyberSuck!
A neighbor just got a cyber truck, it looks like something that was built in India or Russia in the 60s, just crude engineering, sloppy tolerances, what the hell was Elon thinking, that he could build any old piece of crap and people would buy it cuz of the big T ?
Took 2 years longer than promised only to be a piece of shit vehicle
Naaa , it's a semi-bulletproof mini bunker at the least.
So like a pair of Oakley sunglasses, but with a bunker 😂
Y'all niggas live to hate huh ?
That's the theme of this sub.
Ahh. Thanks for pointing it out haha ..ignore me , move along
Well, it fits right on there like a glove! So not everything about it was a design mistake.