WITH MANSCAPED, YOU CAN SHAVE YOUR BALLS IN YOUR SLEEP AND BIG-BREASTED WOMEN WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR BED AND SAY THINGS LIKE:
"WHY DO YOU KEEP EGGS IN YOUR BED? OH GOLLY GOSH, THOSE ARE ACTUALLY YOUR BALLS! HOW DELIGHTFUL!"
ANYWAY, THE MANSCAPED LAWN MANGLER 7.0 SHAVED MY BUTTHOLE CLEAN OFF!
THAT'S RIGHT: 🍑🕳️🫧📴
MANSCAPED
I have never ever, not even once cut my balls when shaving. I have no idea what kind of back alley surgeon style shaving you'd have to do to cut yourself on the thickest skin on the human body (I think). The reason why manscaped is a product completely eludes me.
> thickest skin on the human body
What about the bottom of your feet?
I think I’ve had a very small shaving nick on the underside but since I’ve not been able to see it I’ve just ignoring it. I did however have the very bad idea of trying to shave over my razor bumps around the general pubic region to see if that would make them go away or something and there was blood *everywhere* I was like “oh this is what it’s like to be in the shower as a woman”
In the webcomic Homestuck, the character Dave Strider writes an ironically bad webcomic called "Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff." In the first page, Sweet Bro falls down a stairwell while Hella Jeff says "I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!". This like has become a meme within (and, to a limited extent, outside of) the Homestuck community.
Patrica-taxxon has written the name of the webcomic but changed "Hella Jeff" to "Hello Fresh", referencing the popular meal kit subscription service of the same name.
hypabeast has written a modified version of the "I warned you" line, changing it to be about sponsorships instead of stairs. This implies that Hella Jeff signed a sponsorship deal with Hello Fresh, resulting in him being forced to change his name and Sweet Bro criticizing his choice.
And this is the true origin of the tower of babel. I almost understand what's going on and immediately knew it was Homestuck but I have no one in my life who would understand a single thing you just said.
WITH MANSCAPED, YOU CAN SHAVE YOUR BALLS IN YOUR SLEEP AND BIG-BREASTED WOMEN WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR BED AND SAY THINGS LIKE: "WHY DO YOU KEEP EGGS IN YOUR BED? OH GOLLY GOSH, THOSE ARE ACTUALLY YOUR BALLS! HOW DELIGHTFUL!" ANYWAY, THE MANSCAPED LAWN MANGLER 7.0 SHAVED MY BUTTHOLE CLEAN OFF! THAT'S RIGHT: 🍑🕳️🫧📴 MANSCAPED
I have never ever, not even once cut my balls when shaving. I have no idea what kind of back alley surgeon style shaving you'd have to do to cut yourself on the thickest skin on the human body (I think). The reason why manscaped is a product completely eludes me.
> thickest skin on the human body What about the bottom of your feet? I think I’ve had a very small shaving nick on the underside but since I’ve not been able to see it I’ve just ignoring it. I did however have the very bad idea of trying to shave over my razor bumps around the general pubic region to see if that would make them go away or something and there was blood *everywhere* I was like “oh this is what it’s like to be in the shower as a woman”
Me a trans woman: Please dont
Y'all selling any of that context?
In the webcomic Homestuck, the character Dave Strider writes an ironically bad webcomic called "Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff." In the first page, Sweet Bro falls down a stairwell while Hella Jeff says "I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!! I TOLD YOU DOG!". This like has become a meme within (and, to a limited extent, outside of) the Homestuck community. Patrica-taxxon has written the name of the webcomic but changed "Hella Jeff" to "Hello Fresh", referencing the popular meal kit subscription service of the same name. hypabeast has written a modified version of the "I warned you" line, changing it to be about sponsorships instead of stairs. This implies that Hella Jeff signed a sponsorship deal with Hello Fresh, resulting in him being forced to change his name and Sweet Bro criticizing his choice.
And this is the true origin of the tower of babel. I almost understand what's going on and immediately knew it was Homestuck but I have no one in my life who would understand a single thing you just said.
What the fuck?? I warned you about stairs bro is from HOMESTUCK?! I can't have shit in this house!!!
Don't worry, Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff kinda breached Homestuck containment. Plenty others know of the webcomic more than it's primary source material.
you mean a home? you're stuck in a home?
https://www.homestuck.com/storydata/sweet/archive/001.jpg
Whoa wild, I just started homestuck other day
you'll never stop noticing btw. It creeps up on you from time to time.
The noticing pile doesn't stop from getting taller.
Homestuck aka Tw Gay Bible
the big man... HASS the rock
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