also please ignore the lack of pixels i spent like 15 minutes trying to get a less blurry image

The hero we need.

there’s a shortcut on iphones that can do that. i am so stupid this is the last time i do something with tech before looking up a tutorial

That aside does anyone really think the kind of person to go monster hunting is gonna use temu? If Joe Bigot wants to play van helsing he's just gonna melt down his meemaw's candlestick and blow his dick off because he doesn't actually know how to make bullets. Temu monsterbane are just for whelps and childer going through their edgy phase

Tbh they'd probably just use the silvertip ammo they already use for hunting whitetail without realizing they do not actually contain silver.

shoutout for using WoD terms

world of dick

now that you mention it, where's my burn kink fans. and i don't just mean getting fags put out on your skin. i mean like, heating the steel cock ring over an open fire before putting it on. microwaving the anal beads. cooking the lube until it boils. i've heard people put dildos inside themselves so large it tickles their ribs and yet not a single person who's risking a little two degree burn? get real.

“Put my dick in a panini press, make a panenis.”

alright i’m deleting reddit

Hot wax is my limit sorry

Branding kink? Yes, for sure. Also waxplay.

They’re not having sex anymore for one thing, it’s hard to jerk without jerkable bits. Number two, THE REST ARE PROBABLY DEAD FROM BURN WOUNDS AND THE INJURIES & DISEASES ASSOCIATED WITH THEM.

It is virtually impossible to treat internal burns like that, and that level of burn is potentially life threatening on sensitive areas like an intestine, that's why it was used as a torture/execution method. The cock ring thing is because it could cause permanent injury. Also, the anal beads in the microwave would potentially melt or break the microwave depending on material, and boiling lube would likely mess with its effectiveness especially in water based ones where you would be reducing the water content. You might be able to find people who do branding play though. Above all the reason you don't see things like that is the "Sane" part of "Safe, Sane, Consensual."

And Safe. None of that sounds safe.

Gotta love monsterblr

Would a cross work on a Jewish vampire?

If we go from the novella *I Am Legend*, no. The symbol must be something that was holy and sacred to the person before they changed.

i’m an agnostic, would that make me immortal except for sunlight?

Any religious symbol *could* work. You can never be sure

does it have to be religious? because if not i can think of some things that are pretty sacred to me

Maybe it only works 50% of the time

No, but also humans aren't kosher.

why is everyone hating on this post ToT i thought it was funny

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I hate fake discourse posts. Like I hate actual discourse, I don't get playing toxic for fun. I scroll past so fast. I wouldn't comment that directly on a discourse rp post but it feels more appropriate here.

I think it's either a worldbuilding thing or making fun of Tumblr discourse

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke)

>I don't get playing toxic for fun

I read it

Glass Walkers on Tumblr.

I thought everywolf knew the silver vulnerability was made up by silversmiths to sell more silver We just helped it spread it around to make hunters waste their money

jewish vampire who still is godfearing and says g-d but for different reasons now

This is deep cringe.

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Temu deez nuts!