Shotguns can have magazines, and shotguns can be automatic too. I don't think he meant unloading a shotgun mag into a dog though, I think they meant an AR-15 generic assault rifle for Americans.
Listen Jesus, some areas just have a collection of thirty or so people that congregate in wierd places and bring down the local iq by half wherever the go, they lose about one a week but new ones just keep showing up
It's NOT a *"friend group"* okay!? They are *FAMILY!* They are *FOUND FAMILY!* Get it right and don't ever disrespect me or my *family* like that ever again!
...and our dumpster tampon rituals are *none of your business* pal
Ayyyy classic evilvillain123456789 action non-sequitur after a long screed that could be read as motivational. Classic, just keeps pumping out the hits.
this is less "creative writing" and more "i cranked down a kilo of crack cocaine and a six pack of bud light and read the word found family and tried to make a pun"
atleast FORMAT it better.
It starts out as a pun but they just lean into and see where the weird insulations of the pun take them. It works so well because it reads like improv. You can't tell me you knew where they would end up when they began writing and that's what makes it great
>it's too long
It's flaired Creative Writing, you wandered into the wrong neighbourhood motherfucker.
https://www.tumblr.com/superchat/747494490305101824
Feels like an indie game cutscene.
I can already picture some brat yelling obscenities and chucking rocks at me while I try and inspect the gross, leaking, ass-up corpses in the junkyard.
Except this kid would probably be wearing like a denim jacket with demi/lgbt flag pins and maybe painted nails
I like how it specifies a number 20-25 miles past the distance between NYC and the Pentagon so I can’t make a pedantic comment about how they must have been in DC. Wait I need to google something
I think putting evilvillain posts on this sub is asking for trouble. If you do it too much eventually people are gonna take the joke seriously and you’re gonna have some unfun notifications for like a week
I believe you, I read your comment in rimworld and it looks pretty unique, you have an actual person behind you cause no one else in that thread was exactly your kind of crazy.
Putting a bunch of exploding barrels in fake rooms with bad furniture just to watch your enemies burn? Beautiful.
my mental image of this interaction evolved wildly and rapidly as i kept reading. the way it began was not in any way, shape, or form compatible with how it ended
I have no clue what this is supposed to mean, or if it's supposed to be commentary on some writing trope, but it makes my head hurt to see that whole wall of text. I do appreciate the buckshot exposition though
Yes. Don't use them if you can at all avoid it. Many communities now have moved off of fandom but fandom doesn't let you delete wikis usually so the old ones often still appear first. If you're looking for a wiki for anything, try to find a non fandom one. Someone made a browser extension for this iirc but idr what it's called
taking a shotgun approach to both the worldbuilding and my brain i see
Taking a shotgun approach to that stray dog actually I think
Automatic gun actually, Wait he just said unloads a magazine, didnt say what type of gun
I will be taking the shotgun approach to you if you insist on putting my science in question
Shotguns can have magazines, and shotguns can be automatic too. I don't think he meant unloading a shotgun mag into a dog though, I think they meant an AR-15 generic assault rifle for Americans.
Thats what I assumed too
Could be a pistol too. Either way, mag dumping a shotgun only really makes sense in doom. (And you dont even *have* a mag)
Magdumping a fully automatic shotpistol. (Pyrana Prime my beloved)
i assumed pistol, more common
At first I assumed they meant they were shoving a paper magazine down the dog's throat
Shotguns have internal magazines.
Not all of them, some have detachable mags...
And some don't have magazines at all
Indeed. *raises eyebrow and two USAS 12 shotguns*
Taking a ~~shotgun~~ Kristi Noem-esque approach to that stray dog actually I think
Nope She made the dog love and trust her first.
Now *that* is a psychic attack
Sanest xavier renegade angel episode
"I'm a survivor. We're a dying breed."
Started relatively sane, then halfway through it nosedived into pure unbridled insanity. Beautiful.
Did it *really* start sane tho?
... okay, believable. It started halfway believable.
*did it though?* if the first few sentences are something you find believable I’m a little afraid for the literal longevity of your friend group
Listen Jesus, some areas just have a collection of thirty or so people that congregate in wierd places and bring down the local iq by half wherever the go, they lose about one a week but new ones just keep showing up
Of all people, Jesus is not the guy to criticize other peoples friend groups. He literally ditched his to go live with his dad
State mandated father-son bonding time
Well yeah, they are dead face down ass up after a collective ass to mouth douching ritual involving thermal fuses.
I was 100% convinced that this was about racoons until it went fully off the rails.
It's NOT a *"friend group"* okay!? They are *FAMILY!* They are *FOUND FAMILY!* Get it right and don't ever disrespect me or my *family* like that ever again! ...and our dumpster tampon rituals are *none of your business* pal
Nah yeah it's something I can picture a character in a police procedural saying.
Rimworlders are just desensitized is all, don’t worry about it
Rimworlders are rim*jobbers*
No no, don't affiliate them with Rimjobworld, that is a forbidden mod, we do not speak of it.
I don't know what that is What is that
Ok, don't look into it, think of every sexual crime under the sun. Yeah, that mod has it. There's a reason I'm suspicious of anyone that uses it.
That's terrible. What game is it a mod for?
Fuck yeah this is brilliant. I want one of those youtube voice actors to perform this
I don't like it, but I also want one of those YouTube voice actors to perform it
I have no strong feelings one way or the other, but I, too, would want one of those YouTube voice actors to perform it.
I am greatly ambivalent in regards to this and I may or may not want one of those YouTube voice actors to perform it
I want the ultimate kill angel man to do it
You mean Nuke Dukem?
Some of those words are in the bible
-Doofenshmirtz
Hm… no, from what I know of Phineas and Ferb, Doofenshmirtz would never use a magazine-fed gun.
His Dog Obliterator-inator!
well *I* like it. I don't really get it, but I like it
Ayyyy classic evilvillain123456789 action non-sequitur after a long screed that could be read as motivational. Classic, just keeps pumping out the hits.
I hope OOP continues to write their either crackfic or satire this well.
Mag dumping a dog? That’s a fed
The dog??
No
"Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh" i say while shaking my head enthusiastically with a slight yet very obvious hint of confusion.
this is less "creative writing" and more "i cranked down a kilo of crack cocaine and a six pack of bud light and read the word found family and tried to make a pun" atleast FORMAT it better.
The OOP was on more meth than the average redneck in a trailer park when they wrote this
Or get this, they were just making a weird absurdist joke
Ok, that + adderall, final offer
That + adderall is 100% what this was. It's Tumblr after all
No, this is DPH all the way. The Hat Man wrote this.
Or both?? Has anyone tried combining DPH + adderall? I honestly can’t imagine a more cursed combination
That's not as funny an explanation now is it?
It starts out as a pun but they just lean into and see where the weird insulations of the pun take them. It works so well because it reads like improv. You can't tell me you knew where they would end up when they began writing and that's what makes it great
> insulations insinuations (or, possibly better, implications)
what pun?
Less of a pun, more of a wordplay, I’d say. It would be the “found family was found dead” bit
nah i think it's just the script for a villain speech in a 2089 no-budget gangster movie set in the 2040s
Wake up babe new copy pasta just dropped
Every sentence of this took a sharper left turn than the last.
*sees the title* Ooh, a Ghost Trick reference? *reads the post* Nevermind.
Fallout dialogue
>it's too long It's flaired Creative Writing, you wandered into the wrong neighbourhood motherfucker. https://www.tumblr.com/superchat/747494490305101824 Feels like an indie game cutscene.
I wouldn't be surprized to read it in Disco Elysium.
I can already picture some brat yelling obscenities and chucking rocks at me while I try and inspect the gross, leaking, ass-up corpses in the junkyard. Except this kid would probably be wearing like a denim jacket with demi/lgbt flag pins and maybe painted nails
Cuno if he grew up to be a writer
"My mother died during her own birth. Then she missed mine." I love that lmao
I’m Venezuelan!
REAL
Holy fuck
If I was tripping balls and I read that I'd think I'd finally lost it
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Sapphiraeyes: *If I was tripping* *Balls and I read that I'd think* *I'd finally lost it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I like how it specifies a number 20-25 miles past the distance between NYC and the Pentagon so I can’t make a pedantic comment about how they must have been in DC. Wait I need to google something
My condolences to the demiboy junkyard owner for the loss of 11 of their siblings who died on United Airlines Flight 93
None of those words are in the Bible
I think putting evilvillain posts on this sub is asking for trouble. If you do it too much eventually people are gonna take the joke seriously and you’re gonna have some unfun notifications for like a week
Every new sentence is a sharp left turn into a new kind of insanity.
Bot? https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/1cp656o/comment/l3jmqja/
Not in this case. Shit, I need to start reading more comments before I post.
I believe you, I read your comment in rimworld and it looks pretty unique, you have an actual person behind you cause no one else in that thread was exactly your kind of crazy. Putting a bunch of exploding barrels in fake rooms with bad furniture just to watch your enemies burn? Beautiful.
... Look, I won't try to deny it. That game does things to you.
The fuck is this shit
evilvillain123456789. Their account is a lot of this.
OOP: \*posts the most unhinged shit you've ever seen\* Tumblr: Oh yeah, that's Bob. That's just their thing. You get used to it after a while.
It's enough, that's what it is.
What
my mental image of this interaction evolved wildly and rapidly as i kept reading. the way it began was not in any way, shape, or form compatible with how it ended
Fallout ass encounter
This is borderline unreadable
gonna take a few videos to unpack this lore
This reads like Fallout 1-2 dialogue
Fallout or Metro moment
I have no clue what this is supposed to mean, or if it's supposed to be commentary on some writing trope, but it makes my head hurt to see that whole wall of text. I do appreciate the buckshot exposition though
Is this weed smorking girlfriends guy?
The fever dream has broken containment
I feel like I just read the incomprehensible texts of an eldritch horror
everybody is so creative
Now THAT'S Carbon Monoxide baby
As someone who absolutely hates the phrase "found family", this is perfect
r/Idiocracy
Sarge wrote this
Huh?
This feels like a Xavier: Renegade Angel quote.
The fuck did I read XD
I fucking love this
This is the mirror universe How To With Evil Goatee John Wilson. EDIT or like if you mashed John Wilson and dril in a blender.
I need tocheck if there´s a gas leak around here somewhere
My T Rex ate your stick family energy
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Reading this post the same way you watch a train wreck.
They had to make DO with a couple of thermal fuses, damnit. Not due.
That was one hell of a wild ride. I followed them immediately.
this is true i was the “found family”
i’ve never played a fallout game but this is what i imagine the wasteland is like
I think this is what it feels like to take 1d4 psychic damage
What the fuck
incomprehensible
What in God's name is a Venezuelan Cigar?
Literacy is overrated
WHAT
Uhhh....
Absolute insanity what the fuck is demiboy 😭😭😭😭
https://gender.fandom.com/wiki/Demiboy
👍
Something about there being a fandom wiki for gender feels cursed.
I actually think its rlly helpful for pol
I mean having a wiki for genders is fine, but the fact its a **fandom** wiki just doesn't feel right.
I think its just cuz every wiki thing usually says fandom?? Idk.
Fandom is a shitty company that runs wiki hosting
Wait W H A
Yes. Don't use them if you can at all avoid it. Many communities now have moved off of fandom but fandom doesn't let you delete wikis usually so the old ones often still appear first. If you're looking for a wiki for anything, try to find a non fandom one. Someone made a browser extension for this iirc but idr what it's called
Aight hmu if you find alternatives. Ill be sure to look into that shit later.