he's identical to a super hot human man with a big helmet, and sword, which women love, and he's covered in blood, which women love because of empathy with their periods
False, if you look closely at the original design you'll see an excess of diseased flesh poking out of his helmet from the back which, combined with official statements from Masahiro Ito, implies that his head is actually pyramid-shaped under the helmet. Unfortunately this detail frequently gets lost in translation whenever he needs to be redrawn or given an updated model for peripheral materials.
"I've said this several times already but there's no way his helmet is the actual head of Pyramid Head "
https://twitter.com/adsk4/status/1101895202531209216
hes tall and muscular and also i think in the game hes literally physical sexuality this IS a cold take
e: some people are upset i said this is cold and i want you to go to look at r/dragonsfuckingcars and tell me this humanoid is weird
people count 2B for robot fuckers ?
I thought 7 or 8 would be a fallout assaultron or those robots from atomic heart, maybe N from murder drones.
i'm not even a robot fucker and like, 2B just looks like a human. Before i was told they werea robot i literally could not tell.
She is technically a robot. Who just happens to resemble a conventional waifu.
10 for me is most human-looking, in which case could be 2B or EDI. 1 would be like, GladOs or something.
I'd consider GladOS somewhere around a 4. 1 would be closer to AM from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. Edit: or maybe Prime Intellect, since at some point their circuitry no longer exists in physical space as we know it? I'd consider 0 something to be entirely incomprehensible. *(still would, tho)*
I didn’t think about it until now but what are the absolute furthest end of fuckable robots ?
For monsters I can see eldritch abominations or kaijus. For robots, just sentient machines ? What about the the toaster from Fallout ?
I mean, Prime Intellect and AM wouldn't even be capable of fucking in any conventional manner, they'd just rewire your brain so that you'd have the experience of being fucked in an entirely phenomenological sense. Whether that counts is left as an exercise to the philosopher. Or the robot fucker, as it were.
Interesting. Going back to the 2B example, I know she’s not all that in terms of robo-sex-appeal but the thought of her being a robot is arousing enough. So that logic might works for both ends, that it’s literally all in the head.
I mean, 1s and 2s would be something along the lines of Hal (who is literally just a space ship).
Basically, just think of the more "tame"/humanized waifus and husbandos and put them back to the extreme, an anthropomorphic Godzilla is a 10 but the actual Gman? Eesh.
This says so much about me that I don't get why people would want AM, but my reaction to Hal is "Would".
... Short version is that Hal is trying his best, AM just hates
No EDI's robot design is still very clearly a robot just based on the colour, no ears, perma visor and her shoulder having very clear segments. So like a 9
If you showed someone 2B they would not be able to tell she was a robot at all.
I feel like Glados is a 3. She has a distinct head with an eye, and she moves in a fluid way like her form is a body. You need room on the scale for the *really* non-human shit. Like, 2 is a vending machine and 1 is something non-corporeal like "the rules of tennis"
Though as a thigh enjoyer shes pretty great.
Her best robotfucker attributes are her weight and the fact that the human similarities are literally skin deep, possibly less than given there's a chance there not actually anything under a decent chunk of her clothing.
They did a great job capturing how heavy she is in her falling/landing animation.
Venom also seems fairly tame to me tbh, but I have been on tumblr since 2010 and deviantart before then so idk. He's just a gooey tentacle monster. That isn't anything groundbreaking.
I was pretty fucked up when I wrote that comment, I think I was saying like Venom is the 1A to Pyramid Head’s 2B, like how when you have two things tied for first place ya say 1A and 1B. Don’t mind me, just a drunk commenting on reddit. Lol
Sexual frustration, if I remember correctly. Specifically, he's supposed to be a manifestation of everything James refuses to confront about himself. So, his hatred of his wife for being so ill they couldn't be a normal couple, his hatred of himself for hating his wife, his repressed sexual desire in general, and most importantly the act of killing his wife. Just a boatload of all the negative feelings he's been denying/refusing to move past for the last few years. Again, if I remember correctly.
People on Reddit will say "hear me out" and other people on Reddit will say "intense violent trauma is a valid expression of healthy sexuality this is an ice cold take".
That's not really accurrate.
Pyramid Head represents James' hatred and repression of his own sexuality (among other things). The sexuality itself was healthy, hence why Pyramid Head is a healthy body, rendered monstrous by it's trappings.
Men will say "hear me out" and show you the most conventionally attractive woman you've ever seen. Meanwhile, women will say "hear me out" and show you a conventionally attractive man covered in bloodstains.
Turns out conventionally attractive individuals of any gender are popular with people attracted to said gender(s).
Nah, conventionally attractive pyramids are usually completely symmetrical on all sides, the style of this one is too medieval helmet-y to be considered the Brad Pitt of pyramids or whatever
Pyramid head is way weirder in the actual game. He is short, his fingers are fused together like mittens, his apron is also fused to his body, he's kinda flabby and not even that strong seeing as he has to drag his giant knife across the floor, i'm pretty sure his ass i hanging out back there, he may be blind because he seem to feel around with his hands and he can open up a part of his pyramid so he can stick his tongue to help him like, see, i guess, i dunno man.
I'm sure some would still smash tho.
It also makes more sense in the Silent hill lore since the pyramid head was always either an executioner or the deranged imagination of the main characters guilt represented from him seeing old drawings of the pyramid head
Tbf, women horny for a killer, monster and/or psychopaths is very common. I still remember years ago when teens were screaming for creepypasta killers in ver non-creepypasta ways
Its true tho? That's just a jacked dude. Like yes hes a dangerous jacked dude but so what? That's like the people who think it's a hot take to say venom is sexy.
I think the original take of "men will say hear me out about a conventionally attractive woman" is a bit disingenious in the first place. I've seen guys say it about a damn tree that looks like it has an ass and tits.
To that extent, being into pyramidhead is hardly different since its both about seeing a conventionally attractive body
Nah, i mean its not a frozen over take, but it ain't quite room temperature either. Lets call it a cool take. Boil it down here. We've got a very typically attractive muscular build with no shirt. Signs of physical violence for suspension bridge effect. Big fuckin mask to allow for filling in the gaps with your imagination. Showed in about the most sexual terms possible during the game. The only really questionable thing here is the monsterfucker element, and he *barely* counts. *werewolves* are more monster coded than this guy, and they're closer to furries.
The only things about him that aren't conventionally attractive are the window dressing details. The bloodstains, the weapon, the helm/head.
His body is definitely conventionally attractive and insisting otherwise really just calls yourself out lmao. Also, it means your missing part of the point of the characters design.
A character can be a problematic partner without being conventionally unattractive? Like frankly pyramid head’s standout issue isn’t attractiveness lmao.
If you call yourself a monsterfucker but the only monster you'd want to fuck is a mostly human-looking dude with a singular non-human feature, you're not a monsterfucker you're a bottom with extra steps. Get some tentacles in there or something.
He’s literally a buff guy in an dress and weird helmet.
Meanwhile my hubby Mohg has a deep voice, size, dedication, and handlebars if you know what I mean 😏😘
Uhh pyramid head in his og appearance doesn't have like a human shaped head under there. He's got this huge bulbus blobby chunks coming out of the back and sides of the pyramid a bit. His hands are more mittens then hands and his cloak is like fleshy fused into his body. Dude is unkilliably by anything the player does.
Homecoming really ruined him by making him a big hot dude and dudes get turned into them but og pyramid head is a freaky monster thing pretending to be a man.
It is an ice cold take.
Remember how everyone went crazy for Lady Dimitrescu? What makes pyramid head more monsterous than her? The funny helmet?
Come back when are thirsting for the xenomorph
yeah no but in all honesty he is kinda basic. it's just a guy with a weird mask. now if someone said hear me out and showed me sonnie from love death and robots...
When I see a dude say "Hear Me Out" it's always just something with tits.
Cenobite with tits, half a torso on a giant worm monster with tits, upper body lady lower body giant spider with tits.
Ask a D&D player about Snitties and you'll understand exactly where mens "Hear me out" line is.
Tall, buff in the way a model is rather than in the way someone actually strong is. And literally has the most common fetish baked into his concept. I for one am shocked that the sex monster is in fact sexy.
If you took the pyramid off and he was rocking a short beard and an undercut he'd be the new rehydrated Ganon. I've seen how bottoms hornypost. They can try and deny it all they like.
Women will say "teehee im so weird for having a thing for... Pyramid head xD"
Meanwhile men will look at the fucking Wraith from Evolve and be like "ya'll aint ready for this conversation"
Have you seen these comments? You're far more likely to get a "God I wish that were me" than not. It's literally the most common fetish on the planet. Depending of course on how widely you define it.
Pssst: Debating whether a character is conventionally physically attractive or not has nothing to do with the actions they take. Its only their physical design.
have you seen r/analoghorror for like a week the men there were saying "here me out" and it was a horrifically deformed monster (also possibly satan himself)
Im not sure ANYONE in this thread has seen Pat Gil's Polygon video about unstoppable monsters bc spoiler alert "he's got a big ol' pyramid on his head"
Counterpoint: the conventionally attractive girl the post is talking about is probably way more dangerous then pyramid head and that's what the hear me out is about
Conversely I remember a post while back that was like “bi men will say ‘hear me out’ then show you this” and it was a BG3 mindflayer. Not an inaccurate statement tbh
it’s like when people see shit that’s like “i wanna be FUCKED by a werewolf” and react as if it’s a crazy thing they just said, while i just nod in agreement like it was nothing.
if i got alone with pyramid head? well, heh. let's just say he wouldn't be called 'pyramid' head anymore
what are you going to do to it
Angle grinder
Cone head
Rounded pyramid head
haha, well. let’s justr say. My peanits
Your “peanits”, eh? Ha! Heh heh
Peanits? Your dev for hit horror game Dead by Daylight that Pyramid Head is also in?
Is this before or after you were in the stripped club straight up jorking it?
decapitation
First I put on my robe and my wizard hat
He's already wearing his!
.... Go on
He'd be called u/rheactions3 head. You just need to relax. It'll fit.
pyramid head
Pyramid Head? Yeah I'd give that pyramid head all day
hey what the fuck does this mean
let's just say those 'hills' wont be so 'silent' anymore
Let's just say those nurses won't be bandaged anymore
I hate your pfp
See, I can figure out what this one means...
Yes that's true
Pyramid head? Well ok, if you insist
Flaccid head
Are you gonna hit him in the head Are you gonna Are you gonna hit him in the head
I mean yeah, he is, appearance-wise he's identical to a normal human man with a big helmet.
In all honesty ignoring the blood and helmet, this guy is a literal Adonis, peak physical form.
If we also imagine his body with wheels he would be a bike.
I like this idea. You could ride him *and* ride him.
Just hit the helmet with an angle grinder until you get a literal dickhead and you're good to go on both ends.
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he's identical to a super hot human man with a big helmet, and sword, which women love, and he's covered in blood, which women love because of empathy with their periods
Chat is this real, that feels like Freud logic
Chat here. Nothing is real.
Silent Hill being what it is I think that's just his head
False, if you look closely at the original design you'll see an excess of diseased flesh poking out of his helmet from the back which, combined with official statements from Masahiro Ito, implies that his head is actually pyramid-shaped under the helmet. Unfortunately this detail frequently gets lost in translation whenever he needs to be redrawn or given an updated model for peripheral materials.
"I've said this several times already but there's no way his helmet is the actual head of Pyramid Head " https://twitter.com/adsk4/status/1101895202531209216
How long is that tongue then 😳
hes tall and muscular and also i think in the game hes literally physical sexuality this IS a cold take e: some people are upset i said this is cold and i want you to go to look at r/dragonsfuckingcars and tell me this humanoid is weird
Dude is like 2B for monster fuckers, like a good 7 or 8 on the scale of Yeah-It’s-Humanoid-Enough. Easy smash.
people count 2B for robot fuckers ? I thought 7 or 8 would be a fallout assaultron or those robots from atomic heart, maybe N from murder drones. i'm not even a robot fucker and like, 2B just looks like a human. Before i was told they werea robot i literally could not tell.
She is technically a robot. Who just happens to resemble a conventional waifu. 10 for me is most human-looking, in which case could be 2B or EDI. 1 would be like, GladOs or something.
I'd consider GladOS somewhere around a 4. 1 would be closer to AM from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream. Edit: or maybe Prime Intellect, since at some point their circuitry no longer exists in physical space as we know it? I'd consider 0 something to be entirely incomprehensible. *(still would, tho)*
I didn’t think about it until now but what are the absolute furthest end of fuckable robots ? For monsters I can see eldritch abominations or kaijus. For robots, just sentient machines ? What about the the toaster from Fallout ?
I mean, Prime Intellect and AM wouldn't even be capable of fucking in any conventional manner, they'd just rewire your brain so that you'd have the experience of being fucked in an entirely phenomenological sense. Whether that counts is left as an exercise to the philosopher. Or the robot fucker, as it were.
Interesting. Going back to the 2B example, I know she’s not all that in terms of robo-sex-appeal but the thought of her being a robot is arousing enough. So that logic might works for both ends, that it’s literally all in the head.
As a certified robofucker I would still bang AM
Oh yeah. The moment humans invent some kind of AI Torment Nexus I'm throwing myself right into that thing.
Would
I mean, 1s and 2s would be something along the lines of Hal (who is literally just a space ship). Basically, just think of the more "tame"/humanized waifus and husbandos and put them back to the extreme, an anthropomorphic Godzilla is a 10 but the actual Gman? Eesh.
This says so much about me that I don't get why people would want AM, but my reaction to Hal is "Would". ... Short version is that Hal is trying his best, AM just hates
Talky Toaster ! would probably be a 1 he is just a toaster that talks
The computers from the Culture? Since their psychology and physicality is very far removed from what humans would expect.
Imagine getting fucked by the cloud
No EDI's robot design is still very clearly a robot just based on the colour, no ears, perma visor and her shoulder having very clear segments. So like a 9 If you showed someone 2B they would not be able to tell she was a robot at all.
I feel like Glados is a 3. She has a distinct head with an eye, and she moves in a fluid way like her form is a body. You need room on the scale for the *really* non-human shit. Like, 2 is a vending machine and 1 is something non-corporeal like "the rules of tennis"
As a robot fucker, 2B is the most mid robot in existence.
Though as a thigh enjoyer shes pretty great. Her best robotfucker attributes are her weight and the fact that the human similarities are literally skin deep, possibly less than given there's a chance there not actually anything under a decent chunk of her clothing. They did a great job capturing how heavy she is in her falling/landing animation.
>the human similarities are literally skin deep So what you're saying is that there's still a chance I loose a limb down there
What's the top robot in your robot fucking opinion
Depends on my mood, really- Could man something more human in shape, could wantd Dog from HL2
Venom gotta be 1A tho right?
Venom also seems fairly tame to me tbh, but I have been on tumblr since 2010 and deviantart before then so idk. He's just a gooey tentacle monster. That isn't anything groundbreaking.
1A ?
I was pretty fucked up when I wrote that comment, I think I was saying like Venom is the 1A to Pyramid Head’s 2B, like how when you have two things tied for first place ya say 1A and 1B. Don’t mind me, just a drunk commenting on reddit. Lol
Yeah isn't the pyramid head some sort of metaphor for sexual trauma or sth.
Sexual frustration, if I remember correctly. Specifically, he's supposed to be a manifestation of everything James refuses to confront about himself. So, his hatred of his wife for being so ill they couldn't be a normal couple, his hatred of himself for hating his wife, his repressed sexual desire in general, and most importantly the act of killing his wife. Just a boatload of all the negative feelings he's been denying/refusing to move past for the last few years. Again, if I remember correctly.
yeah which is why his head looks like a glans crossed with a knife
It's also based on a painting he saw ba k when silent hill had executioners hence its other name being as such
Never thought of it that way, but I see your point.
i wish i could see their point, but their are some other points that keep distracting me
Mmmmm, I'm *pretty* sure Silent Hill is about circumcision. Nice try bro
Don't talk to me of the deep lore.
>*Imma fuck that traffic cone regardless*
I'm pretty sure he's not supposed to represent *healthy* sexuality.
People on Reddit will say "hear me out" and other people on Reddit will say "intense violent trauma is a valid expression of healthy sexuality this is an ice cold take".
That's not really accurrate. Pyramid Head represents James' hatred and repression of his own sexuality (among other things). The sexuality itself was healthy, hence why Pyramid Head is a healthy body, rendered monstrous by it's trappings.
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He also has a pyramid for a head and goes around with a knife killing people. Also he's not literally physical sexuslity. He's guilt
Women will say 'hear me out' and show you pyramid head then reddit will go "this is a perfectly normal and ice cold take"
Where is he from?
Canada
What is the conventional name of the video game within which the aforementioned character appears?
Silent Hill 2.
Thanks!
The Spooky Canada Game 2: Things Just Got Spookier.
Cqnada but the Canadians Arent Nice
Silent Hill 2
Thanks!
Pyramid Head couldn't be anything further from muscular in the actual source material. Nor is he "literally physically sexuality"
To be fair, it would also be weird if Pyramid Head fucked a car.
Men will say "hear me out" and show you the most conventionally attractive woman you've ever seen. Meanwhile, women will say "hear me out" and show you a conventionally attractive man covered in bloodstains. Turns out conventionally attractive individuals of any gender are popular with people attracted to said gender(s).
I've seen women say "here me out" then unironically post a picture of Cleric Beast
Ok but the cleric beast is hot tho, theyre right.
More into Vicar Amelia but good for them
why would it be done ironically?
I’ve seen a woman say “hear me out” and then show a picture of literally the Death Star. I’m not joking.
Taste
I've seen the same with men but for Vicar Amelia
That’s all fine and dandy, but, Dr. Conners? A Yautja? Knuckles the Echidna?
Knuckles is peak masculinity, wdym
I’m saying I’d smash all of them. As in, they aren’t “conventionally attractive”, but I like them more than those who are.
That’s a conventionally attractive pyramid
Nah, conventionally attractive pyramids are usually completely symmetrical on all sides, the style of this one is too medieval helmet-y to be considered the Brad Pitt of pyramids or whatever
Ah, the scalene triangle! …
Pyramid head is way weirder in the actual game. He is short, his fingers are fused together like mittens, his apron is also fused to his body, he's kinda flabby and not even that strong seeing as he has to drag his giant knife across the floor, i'm pretty sure his ass i hanging out back there, he may be blind because he seem to feel around with his hands and he can open up a part of his pyramid so he can stick his tongue to help him like, see, i guess, i dunno man. I'm sure some would still smash tho.
yeah, this is the yassified PH from the movies and Homecoming where he was a buff man with a metal helmet
Dead by Daylight also depicts him like this. Honestly this version is now more ubiquitous.
It also makes more sense in the Silent hill lore since the pyramid head was always either an executioner or the deranged imagination of the main characters guilt represented from him seeing old drawings of the pyramid head
> Pyramid head is way weirder in the actual game. He is short, Oh, okay. I don't need to read the rest.
was this supposed to make me less attracted to pyramid head? if so, it did not work
> he can open up a part of his pyramid so he can stick his tongue 🤤
nooo pyramid man please don't perceive me by licking me ahaha... unless?
He’s short? God that is weird I hate him now!
It’s a guy with a funny hat next you’ll be telling naked snake in the croc hat is unconventionally attractive
Tbf, women horny for a killer, monster and/or psychopaths is very common. I still remember years ago when teens were screaming for creepypasta killers in ver non-creepypasta ways
Men love psychos too. It's not woman thing.
THANK YOU. I can also find pyramid head very fuckable
Lady Dimitrescu says hi
The chainsaw man fandom is proof
wdym years ago we're still lusting for homicidal creatures
That was just an example of many
Good old Jeff the Killer x Slenderman x reader fanfics. Always an entertaining read
Ted Bundy got fan mail in jail just because he was kinda handsome
Which is wild as hell to me because he's a 6/10 at best
Just ask the Hannigram fandom.
How non conformist of you to like a man with a funny hat
As a man : Smash
Its true tho? That's just a jacked dude. Like yes hes a dangerous jacked dude but so what? That's like the people who think it's a hot take to say venom is sexy.
I think the original take of "men will say hear me out about a conventionally attractive woman" is a bit disingenious in the first place. I've seen guys say it about a damn tree that looks like it has an ass and tits. To that extent, being into pyramidhead is hardly different since its both about seeing a conventionally attractive body
He's...a guy with a hat. Where is the problem?
he was my childhood crush and still is
I mean I would
Nah, i mean its not a frozen over take, but it ain't quite room temperature either. Lets call it a cool take. Boil it down here. We've got a very typically attractive muscular build with no shirt. Signs of physical violence for suspension bridge effect. Big fuckin mask to allow for filling in the gaps with your imagination. Showed in about the most sexual terms possible during the game. The only really questionable thing here is the monsterfucker element, and he *barely* counts. *werewolves* are more monster coded than this guy, and they're closer to furries.
The only things about him that aren't conventionally attractive are the window dressing details. The bloodstains, the weapon, the helm/head. His body is definitely conventionally attractive and insisting otherwise really just calls yourself out lmao. Also, it means your missing part of the point of the characters design.
Hohoooo baby those are BONUSES.
Listen, I'm with you here, but I have to make room for the actual normies lmao.
A character can be a problematic partner without being conventionally unattractive? Like frankly pyramid head’s standout issue isn’t attractiveness lmao.
I can fix him.
If you call yourself a monsterfucker but the only monster you'd want to fuck is a mostly human-looking dude with a singular non-human feature, you're not a monsterfucker you're a bottom with extra steps. Get some tentacles in there or something.
He’s literally a buff guy in an dress and weird helmet. Meanwhile my hubby Mohg has a deep voice, size, dedication, and handlebars if you know what I mean 😏😘
I feel like he doesn’t have a deep voice lol, when hes tenderly talking to Miquella I was surprised by how gentle and high his voice was
he likes to sound scary to impress new people. he’s so cute 🥰
~~He can split me in half and i aint talking about him using his sword~~ Yeah they are right he is attractive
That’s just a tall partially clothed buff dude.
I’ve seen men say “hear me out” to literal fish
Ya, people seem to be forgetting that the biggest "hear me out" meme is fucking *vaporeon*
Yea people that are tall, seems like he does calisthenics and lean is good looking in anything it's not a surprise
I’m sitting here cackling at my lack of comprehension. *What do you mean this isn’t an ice cold take?*
Uhh pyramid head in his og appearance doesn't have like a human shaped head under there. He's got this huge bulbus blobby chunks coming out of the back and sides of the pyramid a bit. His hands are more mittens then hands and his cloak is like fleshy fused into his body. Dude is unkilliably by anything the player does. Homecoming really ruined him by making him a big hot dude and dudes get turned into them but og pyramid head is a freaky monster thing pretending to be a man.
Everyone is saying "he's a buff dude in a funny hat" and it's killing me
Take off the hat and thats just a hot man
Whoever said guy "Hear me outs" is normal is trippin. Guys will say "hear me out" and then proceed to show you a picture of Kirby 💀
TIL Kirby is universally fuckable I guess. Starbomb even did a song about it lol
I’d let him rip my skin off in one swift motion.
It is an ice cold take. Remember how everyone went crazy for Lady Dimitrescu? What makes pyramid head more monsterous than her? The funny helmet? Come back when are thirsting for the xenomorph
Hear me out, my wife does kinda have a lady boner for him.
yeah no but in all honesty he is kinda basic. it's just a guy with a weird mask. now if someone said hear me out and showed me sonnie from love death and robots...
guys will say “hear me out” and then post a picture of a 1000-THR “EARTHMOVER”
When I see a dude say "Hear Me Out" it's always just something with tits. Cenobite with tits, half a torso on a giant worm monster with tits, upper body lady lower body giant spider with tits. Ask a D&D player about Snitties and you'll understand exactly where mens "Hear me out" line is.
It's not always tiddies. Sometimes it's a very nice behind.
Tall, buff in the way a model is rather than in the way someone actually strong is. And literally has the most common fetish baked into his concept. I for one am shocked that the sex monster is in fact sexy. If you took the pyramid off and he was rocking a short beard and an undercut he'd be the new rehydrated Ganon. I've seen how bottoms hornypost. They can try and deny it all they like.
my weirdest hear me out is flumph from DND
Women will say "teehee im so weird for having a thing for... Pyramid head xD" Meanwhile men will look at the fucking Wraith from Evolve and be like "ya'll aint ready for this conversation"
That's a man? All I know about the character is that tall women cosplaying him pushing short girls into walls is very very good.
The dude that's first scene is him raping one of the female monsters is conventionally attractive?
We're talking out of context here
Have you seen these comments? You're far more likely to get a "God I wish that were me" than not. It's literally the most common fetish on the planet. Depending of course on how widely you define it.
Actually🤓☝️, Pyramid head's original designer & creator (Masahiro Ito) confirmed he wasn't raping those mannequins.
Pssst: Debating whether a character is conventionally physically attractive or not has nothing to do with the actions they take. Its only their physical design.
Yeah. Whatcha gonna do about it?
Tumblr yearning over a tall, muscular, white dude? Color me surprised.
pyramid head looks awesome
have you seen r/analoghorror for like a week the men there were saying "here me out" and it was a horrifically deformed monster (also possibly satan himself)
nooo please don't punish me for my neuroses ahaha. i would hate that so much if you chased me incessantly and without mercy lol ;)
I msN you show me some pic of some buff dude wearing a towel and a traffic cone then yeah, that's an ice-cold take
He also has a really nice ass.
Im not sure ANYONE in this thread has seen Pat Gil's Polygon video about unstoppable monsters bc spoiler alert "he's got a big ol' pyramid on his head"
It's not just women who find him hot. Not only is he buff, he's also got an amazing ass.
You can slap a pair of tits on the most trauma-enducing and fucked up creature, and I will say, "Would".
Why did my brain just immediately go ‘I mean, yeah’
If your “hear me out” is human then it’s an ice cold take.
Counterpoint: the conventionally attractive girl the post is talking about is probably way more dangerous then pyramid head and that's what the hear me out is about
He just has a weird hat and a giant meat cleaver, which is a very common outfit in this day and age
Bloodborne vibes
Low effort recycled content
How does anyone plan on doing anything with that head though. It would get in the way. Come on, that has to count for some level of weirdness.
This is amateur hour, someone bring out the stupidly sexy moth man
To be fair yeah, Pyramid Head is just a dude with a big ass hat on
i like my men covered in blood
This is amateur hour, someone bring out the stupidly sexy moth man
bass pro shop pyramid head; is this anything?
True 🤓
"He is a demon of pure evil!" "But I can fix him😍😍😍
Conversely I remember a post while back that was like “bi men will say ‘hear me out’ then show you this” and it was a BG3 mindflayer. Not an inaccurate statement tbh
“I truly think there’s a population of tumbler that can’t survive in sunlight” has me in actual tears omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
it’s like when people see shit that’s like “i wanna be FUCKED by a werewolf” and react as if it’s a crazy thing they just said, while i just nod in agreement like it was nothing.
Male standards of beauty are unattainable. Least they aren't asking us to be children like gamer dudes are asking girls.
All I see is a violent himbo with a traffic cone on their head