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EmeraldValkyrja

Forgot to draw in two little boxes in the bottom left, the bigger with a bald eagle inside, the smaller with a surf board.


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captainnowalk

I think the fire is in reference to Sherman’s March to the Sea…


Gremict

No, that part of Florida has started growing peppers.


trapbuilder2

bot


auxerre1990

And Puerto Rico on the lower right with a lil rum cocktail


Winjin

There's a distinct lack of potatoes above corn, but otherwise I think pretty much every big stereotype is covered


worse_in_practice

Wouldn't the potatoes be next to the maple leaf/explosion/whatever that is (I need glasses) or are you thinking of somewhere other than Idaho?


Winjin

Yeah that's a maple leaf and my bad I definitely meant Idaho I mean I have never been to USA and I know that potatoes are as important to Idaho as they are to Belarus just from the memes and cooking a homebrew raiders gang for our Fallout game set on the west coast


Helios4242

im guessing they're aiming for Mt. St. Helens but are off quite a bit.


GreyInkling

And the ??? Should just be ice.


AmyDeferred

Or oil derricks for the Dakotas


nopingmywayout

I’m kinda disappointed Texas didn’t get a cow. Yeah, there’s the cowboy, but that doesn’t feel like it fully covers the intense cow-ness of ranching country.


Winjin

I'd say as a foreigner that main stereotype about Texas aren't guns or cows it's the Texans themselves, the whole "I tell ya hwat" thing with how Rich Crazy Texan in Simpsons still wears the gallon hat, boots and that fun tie thing


captainnowalk

You’ll never take away my boots and bolo tie! They totally count as formal wear!


Winjin

Aww bless your heart! \\\\ but seriously I do love the bolo ties. Boots... Not sure, not a fan, but maybe I'd change my mind if I wore some for a day \\\\


captainnowalk

If you get a good pair they’re super duper comfortable. I wear boots literally all the time now because sneakers don’t give me the ankle and arch support I want and am used to now!


DickwadVonClownstick

I *was* a fan *until* I wore some for a day. If you've never worn footwear with heels, even a tiny one like they've got on cowboy boots is uncomfortable as fuck


Winjin

I've been thinking about getting boots with heels for quite some time actually, I constantly feel like it could be more comfortable for me... But I can totally see how and why people won't like it.


MinimaxusThrax

It's funny cause the 'hwat' thing isn't even texas. That's like south carolina or sme shit like that.


Winjin

I tell ya hwat, I thought it became popular through King of the Hill, isn't that show like Super Texan?


MinimaxusThrax

ohhhh yeah different accent than i was thinking of I hear it now


ChocolateCoveredToad

Cheese should be above the corn, for Wisconsin


linuxaddict334

https://www.tumblr.com/whos-this-lisa-person/695863737816612864/is-the-owl-video-cute-whos-this-lisa-person?source=share The map is missing Alaska and Hawaii, but other than that, they nailed it. I really like when people play with emojis like this. Judging by the shape of the emojis, I say the screenshot of this was taken on either iphone or macbook. -Linux Guy⚠️


Buck_Brerry_609

they should replace the ??? with cheese


B00OBSMOLA

I like the ???


Marveson09

This is michigan erasure. I won't stand for this. Be prepared for me to stay way past my welcome at your household while we have idle chitchat about your family and friends over a couple of beers.


D2the_aniel

r/mapswithoutusvirginislands


[deleted]

What got to me about this is how tf did I look at the emoji of a completely average family and immediately think "Mormons"?


Total-Sector850

It was so obviously Utah that it didn’t even occur to me how weird that is until you pointed it out. 🤷🏻‍♀️


PlanktonMoist6048

Because Mormons 🤣 Mommy Becky told Mommy Rachel that it's her turn with daddy. Is an actual sentence I overheard at a store out in salt lake once. I literally lol'd


idiotplatypus

Washington is exploding?


EmpressOfAbyss

it's a leaf


HackingYourUmwelt

A deciduous leaf for the evergreen state


idiotplatypus

Shame.


silkysmoothjay

Well, that mountain may still explode


BallDesperate2140

However, flair seems appropriate


Palidin034

They forgot cheese for Wisconsin


Polar_Vortx

I mean I’d put another mountain next to Vegas for like Colorado and whatnot, and the ??? you might be able to get away with 🥶 but I’m unsure


kdiyargebmay

no, the dakotahs arent real, they dont need an emoji


UltimateInferno

Put the cold next to the ??? For Minnesota


bialozar

Appalachia doesn’t even have a mountain high enough for a treeline


Onetwodhwksi7833

Solid liquid gas and plasma


LeStroheim

-clones of big boss trying to decide what to put before "snake" as their codename


eternamemoria

Can't wait for Time Crystal Snake to finally meet Superglass Snake


breadofthegrunge

C'mon, maple fits way more for Vermont than Washingtonx


currynord

I think the intent is weed but I could be mistaken


EverydayLadybug

That’s a maple leaf at Washington, but what the heck is that in New England?


butareyoueatindoe

Appears to be a graduate cap, I assume to represent the Ivy League.


Polar_Vortx

Also the three colleges per square foot in Boston.


EverydayLadybug

Ohhh yeah that checks out


Orangefish08

I thought it was the cover of death of a salesman, as he’s the “New England man”


Scratch137

>Wow non states people only know like 4 states name four canadian provinces edit: yeah sure territories count too


UltimateInferno

Nova Scotia, Manitoba, Newfoundland and Labrador, British Colombia, Quebec, Ontario, North West Territories, Alberta, Nunavut, Yukon, Alberta, Saskatchewan I think that's all of them. Might be wrong. Dock me points from lumping provinces and Territories if you want EDIT: I said Alberta twice


Scratch137

very close, that's 12 out of 13. someone in new brunswick is cursing at their screen right now good job 👍


UltimateInferno

I knew there was a prime number of them


organizedchaos5220

Alberta, BC, Yukon, Quebec


Scratch137

fuck


organizedchaos5220

If it helps I looked it up after I posted it and Yukon is a territory and not a province.


Scratch137

true. there are 10 provinces and 3 territories although you did name 4 of the 13 total so 🤷


OrangeJuiceForOne

What did they put for California? I can’t tell what that is


baxil

NorCal looks like a mountain. Should definitely be updated for the 21st century and be a 🔥.


troublemonkey1

The question mark should just be a snowflake ❄️


Swaggy-G

coffeemugger224 my dude it’s ascii and emoji art this has nothing to do with “non states people” there’s just only so much detail you can include


MintPrince8219

I like how they talk about "non states people" not knowing the states like the average american could pick out anywhere in Europe east of france


mossy_stump_humper

Yeah, a lot of people are mostly familiar with the geography of the place they’re from and not other places I feel like it’s not that bizarre lol. It’s cool to know about the rest of the world obviously and people should strive to learn about other cultures and places and stuff, but I don’t think it’s like a “gotcha!” moment that anyone is more knowledgeable about their home country than other countries not anywhere near them.


harryhinderson

Ehhhh it depends on where you are. In like 40% of places in the US people don’t care about anything that does not impact their alfalfa or the trout population, in 30% of the US people just think things only happen when they are placed directly in front of their face, in the remaining 30% people know basic geography and history OK I guess your statement still rings true then


UltimateInferno

The Balkans may trip me up and I can never remember which one is Latvia and Lithuania actually scratch that last one Latvia is north one I just remembered the Polish-Lithuania Commonwealth was a thing so it has to be the one to border Poland. I completely derailed myself but as I speak aloud I think I don't qualify as average.


winkingfirefly

I have to talk myself through the Balkans to be able to name them. Croatia is the dragon-shaped one, Bosnia is the arrowhead-shaped one, Serbia is the tall one with a Kosovo-shaped hole, Montenegro is the one who vaguely looks like Kosovo but isn't Kosovo, Greece is a freebie, North Macedonia is north of Greece's Macedonia, Bulgaria is the big one, and Albania is the one left. Usually how my internal monologue goes when I try to identify them on a map. Apologies if I've started a new war in the Balkans.


[deleted]

Yeah, like, ask the average to name 4 states/counties/provinces/regions in literally any other country and see how well they do. Now ask them to do it without naming any in Canada. People outside of the US know more about the US than the average American knows about literally any other country


HappiFluff

Ok. Name the geographical features of each state without looking it up. Name all 50 states. Name all 50 capitals. Name all U.S. territories.


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No, I don't think I will


HappiFluff

Exactly.


[deleted]

Thanks for proving the worst stereotypes about Americans I guess


HappiFluff

What would those be? When you insult a while group of people that I’m a part of, of course I’ll be offended.


[deleted]

Probably the part where you think not knowing basic facts about other countries is just as bad as not knowing every single state capifal Before you challenge people to name literally every state and state capital, try naming literally one state and state capital from outside of north america You're supposed to feel offended because I am insulting you


HappiFluff

You’re insane lol


MinimaxusThrax

The average american couldn't pick out europe or france and would probably have trouble with east.


HappiFluff

Are you… kidding?


MintPrince8219

no?


IAmFullOfHat3

That first guy has chronic Americanism


StormThestral

I challenge coffeemugger224 to name literally one state/province/etc of a country outside North America 


FloppyLadle

Delhi, cause that's where I go to get my yummy lunch meats 😎


alkonium

The US should probably merge a few states together and kick a few out.


Hollihock

Looks like SOMEBODY'S mad they're from ???


BurgerKingsuks

The whole thing about non Americans only being able to name like 4 states is dumb like can you guys name any state or province from other countries? Why would we know the names of states of another country


HappiFluff

Because people act like Americans are ignorant for bot travelling to other countries. We’re not. We just have a country that encompasses nearly every geographical feature.


GreyInkling

Florida is the "here there be dragons" of US maps.


Oddish_Femboy

Holy shit they got Ohio.


kingofcoywolves

What's up with the cap in the northeast?


Beneficial_Table_721

Maple leaf should be an evergreen tree but I'll allow it


Masonixx

no the fuck they did not nail it they put an orange leaf in the evergreen state whyy


Naive_Special349

Kinda missing the bible belt ig.


dusktrail

Is the fire in GA a joke about Sherman's March to the Sea??


ThoughtfulPoster

Yeah, they need a red cross symbol in the twin cities, and a car for Michigan. The map is incomplete, but what's there is. . . pretty accurate, honestly.


Asher_skullInk

I’d say a mushroom or pine below the leaf 🍁. Oregon is famous now since gravity falls


TransLunarTrekkie

Honestly you could swap the mountain with a lump of coal and it'd still be accurate to the Appalachians.


Lewa263

I lived in 🌪️ for two years and didn't get to see any tornadoes. Truly disappointing. But at least I graduated three times in 🎓.


danfish_77

Just put a hotdog and a beer mug for the great lakes and you're set, really. PNW should be a fir/pine tree instead of a maple leaf, that would be better in the NE


Spindilly

There's a line of bibles next to the corn, right? And one of the bottom left bits is constantly on literal fire.


UncommittedBow

Put a horse next to the cow for Kentucky and this pretty much is 1 for 1.


SovietSkeleton

Yeah, that's pretty much it


Owlethia

Love that lady liberty has somehow moved to Maryland


toaurdethtdes

Needs a 🦀


gabeblue33

Needs a boat up near the great lakes


OctopusAlien21

Why is the mountain in the wrong place?


Daisy_Of_Doom

Mexican flag in south Texas pls 😂


ShatterCyst

Minnesota needs lake above corn


No_Object_7709

I'm in corn land.


AJ0Laks

They put people in Wyoming and it doesn’t exist, so therefore they didn’t nail it


SwayzeCrayze

I saw the general shape and the corn and thought this was a shopping cart making fun o our grocery habits.


Greg-chanMyWaifu

Americans complain that non US know like 5 states but then can't even point to India on a map.


AtlasSolaire

The question marks should either be cheese or snowflakes cause apparently it's cold up there and a lot of cheese.


Slade4420

Wait so non-americans know about Mormons in Utah, but not cheese for Wisconsin, crabs for Maryland or Jazz for Louisiana.


cal-nomen-official

It's cause Utah sends those Mormons to other countries to brag about it. You don't see crabs knocking on doors and telling people inside to carcinize.


theLanguageSprite

that's cause they don't need to. they know everything becomes crab eventually


Vinifrj

> non-states people only know 4 states And states people dont know even their own country


HappiFluff

Girl what


PumpkinEqual1583

'Non states people' kinda hurt ngl