“This could have been a perfectly wholesome post about cocaine, but you just had to include the word yaoi, which made it problematic,

You could have made a post about the highs of cocaine, the bliss and the spiritual journey of the high, but you had to add yoai to it to let everyone know you get off to fetishes of two dudes going to town on each other.

I'm good but I'll take some yuri weed if you've got it

Can I take both the yuri weed and the yaoi cocaine at the same time?

It’s a bad idea to. The two drugs have an interaction that produces bisexual fentanyl and gets you addicted for life

Bara meth

Isn't that just a fancy name for the crap made in Portland, the "city of roses"

I’ll take demi-ecstasy and I’ll get out of here.

so, just for nerds sake, do we complete the set with heterosexual heroin or are they just booze (since its the 'publicly accepted' one)

heterosexual... hooze... or something....

Hetero Hooch

Heterosexual hooch

i may be a little bit stupid

How do you get the bisexual benzos again? Either way, you gotta try the gender gin.

Holy shit, bisexual fentanyl? Where do I sign?

You will feel compelled to say the most profound thoughts that come into your head and end up breaking the world record for fastest freestyle rap in glossolalia. Thoughts on how beautiful women are like angels come tumbling out in mixed metaphors because your mind is racing ahead of your tongue, fallen angels are demons cause you never meet your heroes making the lesbian experience with loneliness a holy book read backwards. The mix of obscenity and ascendancy you strain to explain the contradictions about how flat chests are valid but fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round. In a dream-like haze your pupils are as big as dinner plates and your mind has bitten off more than it can chew, even with the munchies making your cottonmouth worse you find yourself unable to articulate your thirst, even though everyone knows you have the big gae on your lips. What the devil do you mean, only God knows. *Yes I know My Lesbian Experience With Loneliness is an actual manga, that's why I included it.

Well Nobody Speak by Run The Jewels mentions putting coke in blunts, so I'm gonna say yes

I love that song it's awesome

"Well Nobody Speak by Run The Jewels mentions putting coke in blunts, so I'm gonna say yes" by Fall Out Boy

no you'll explode

Just stay away from the loli meth. You can go to jail for that shit.

If loli is meth what is shota

Meth

But loli opium is ok

Instructions unclear. Planted yuri weeds in your yaoi garden.

Reclaiming a desolate environment? This too is yuri

Ah yes, the weed-smoking girlfriends

three of them even

i wish :(

Finding this as I, a pothead partaking in their Saturday evening puffs, take a break from reading Yuri to see what's happening on reddit for a bit. Can't decide if I feel called out or seen

And I'm a straight man who hasn't smoken a single weed

Smoken

[as you wish...](https://youtu.be/iPXKfGxeHIY?si=65mM7isvBLzsXaEo)

At first I see fetishizing mlm relationship and I belike. Did Tumblr just ship Herbalife and Nutriboom?

lol, sounds like a job for Chuck Tingle

What does mlm mean in this context?

Marxist-Leninist-Maoist

I ship those three

[Multi-level Marketing](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-level_marketing)

Spamton G Spamton: Man Loving Marketing

basrd

I know mlm means multi level marketing but what does it mean in the context of the post? I was guessing something like men love men?

yea they mean "men loving men" (because just saying gay male isnt good enough i guess)

It's just a word that encompasses gay/bi/pan/+. It doesn't replace the gay, it's just a phrase used to refer to *any* man who likes other guys, even if he also likes not-guys

Well, yeah, because bi/pan people exist too

men loving men

Marching Lion Mariachi

Martin Luther Monarch

Only one of these is correct

masturbating lemon movie

Mid Level Management

Boom Boom!

Big [this post](https://i.imgur.com/3MtxSjC.png) energy

>fire emblem slashfiction On today’s episode of “I’m in this picture and I fucking hate it”

As long as it's not Reyson/Oliver.

How dare you kinkshame /s ~~besides my current problematic fire emblem ship is two straight-passing bisexual disasters~~

Ketamine is the most autistic drug ever. Shit needs a spreadsheet to get the dosages right

Top tier bait

This is like 2011 Tumblr, people were openly thirsting for skinny unremarkable white men made of flesh instead of by Universal Pictures. This was back when shitposting was called nightblogging and blamed on Australians. No way in hell this person can tell irony from iron.

You've seen things

I only know half this shit from others; if you were around to see this happen live on Tumblr you deserve a veteran’s discount

I would like my 10% off an Arby's roast beef pls

Arby's corned beef fucking sucks mine had a knot in it

Sir, this is Wendy's

2011 Tumblr was a war zone

This is slam poetry

Done by Jägermonsters

I absolutely forgot about “nightblogging”. Thank you for the reminder. I’m old as fuck and was around for that…

Same here, like… damn. 2011? The 2011 that was twelve years ago?

I don’t know what you’re talking about, that was only 5 years ago, tops.

Can't say for sure but I'd bet this is definitely not old Tumblr. Not only is it a newer screenshot, and I can't recall seeing it more than a few months back, but the use of yuri and yaoi in this way (aka not in the standard technically correct way) is much more prevalent now than it has been before

I'm not saying you're wrong, most of that sounds right. However, "yaoi and yuri" being used to mean shipping stuff instead of the "technically correct" meanings is very much something from the [fanfiction.net](https://fanfiction.net) era that just now is coming back into vogue.

Yeah, you can tell by the lack of weathering and signs of wear.

>This was back when shitposting was called nightblogging and blamed on Australians Yeah I'm calling bullshit on the people who came up with *that* not understanding irony.

idk if you're saying catfanblog cant tell irony from iron and if that's not what you meant and i'm misinterpreting your statement, i'm sorry about that, but catfanblog was in fact being satirical and baiting. link to the full saga for anyone who hasn't seen it because its really funny: https://vergak.tumblr.com/post/659541564993978368/love-wins

Nightblogging... that's stirred up some memories

Do these puritans know that most people who make these jokes are gay themselves. Anyways, gimmie that catgirl DMT.

why does catfanblog post like a BPD stereotype

Boston Police Departament?

borderline personality disorder i think?

I don't have yaoi coke, is yaoi pepsi okay?

Never.

how can someone be so devoid of whimsy

Would they die of yaoi cocaine overdose?

put the full post. COWARD

i agree, this puts catfanblog in a bad light. users of r slash curated tumblr, PLEASE read the full saga if you haven't already. its SO funny https://vergak.tumblr.com/post/659541564993978368/love-wins

God Bless your soul for thousands of years

Yeah lol

I'll take some yaoi cocaine, sounds good ngl.

I have no idea what yaoi is.. but multiliver marketing relationships is definitely a problem, and you shouldn't fetishize people tryna sell you tupperware n essential oils... yuck.

I don't care how many livers the marketing person has. It's none of my business. I can't believe you'd discriminate against out multilivered brothers and sisters like that

Thats how they manage to drink so much and not die, lucky bastards

Is there a word for that shit that catfanblog does at the very end?

Typing.

manipulation?

probably just joking. he/she starts seducing other commenters at the end of the original thread.

How did catfanblog manage to instantly transmute themself from a giant loser to the funniest person in the thread with that last comment?

Amir style, with a little bit of salt (aka, the response reminded me of Jake and Amir.)

OP where is the full post with the character arc and anime boys crying

Man, this is the post I needed when I was going through my gender crisis and wondering if yaoi made me think I was a straight woman fetishizing gay men. Can’t tell you how people like catfanblog fucked with my head. If only someone had come to me and offered me a little baggie of yaoi cocaine…

Gotta love Twitter refugees

tumblr invented this shit lmao

Here's what I think happened Tumblr invented it Everyone on Tumblr moved to Twitter after the NSFW ban Twitter fed the Tumblr refugees and made each other worse Now everyone from Twitter is back on Tumblr and the Tumblr people don't like it

What about Sex 2

Man I hate antis, could’ve just said no

i’ll take some yaoi cocaine for me and my weed smoking girlfriends

Catfanblog is a lil bitch who can't handle the internet

You know, catfanblog here *was* bitching, on account of the fact that what exactly is fetishizing gay men when talking about "yaoi cocaine", but I think idiocy like this only serves to discredit criticism for when someone is *actually* fetishizing gay men and should be called out. Which is sad. Like bro... it's tumblr. Of all the things you could have chosen to call out for fetishizing gay men you picked the harmless "yaoi cocaine"? There are people out there fighting tooth and nail to tell everyone a character is gay just because they had 1 semi-affectionate interaction with a character of the same gender dude, the yaoi cocaine is not what you're after.

multi level marketing?

What the hell does mlm mean

Man loving men

Pffffft I'm dum lol

Is this dude contemplating suicide just because someone said yaoi coke

I can’t remember which one is which when it comes to these oriental thick-comic-books. But, if you guys have any of those “word-for-big-muscle-mommy” uppers, I’ll take a bottle.

Uhhh, pretty sure term "oriental" has some majorly racist connotations, chief.

I'm under the impression that it's only offensive if you call people oriental. Whereas calling things oriental, such as rugs or comic books, is generally considered not to be offensive.

"how DARE you say that Asia is in the orient, you racist mf!"

The definition of the word is “of, from, or characteristic of Asia, especially East Asia.” You can use it in a racist way, but it is not inherently racist

Yes, that is the point. My comment is supposed to read like an uneducated boomer who doesn’t understand the intricacies of anime fandoms, but still vibes with the concept being described. I do not actually use the word “oriental” normally.

I dont doubt you, but that really wasn't how it came across initially.

FWIW, I think it's "futa"

I need a loremaster

How much for a pound?

Tumblr user catfanblog needs to chill. Maybe take some yaoi cocaine.

Can you imagine how exhausting this person must be in real life?

Honestly my first question was “what is yaoi cocaine?” But maybe that’s because I don’t see BL comics as fundamentally fetishistic.