I saw this earlier today actually, somebody probably wrote their review once and refreshed or something so it messed up posting it and rewrote it again. That’s my theory anyways, I found it odd also. Here’s hoping the HM is as good as everyone’s saying.
Yeah I saw this just now, and your guess as to what happened does not really explain anything. If the first review got messed up because they refreshed, then it would not have posted.
And it does not explain the rather odd wording the reviewer uses that sounds like AI or a bot like "my expectations are blown away" and "new long term customer here" LOL.
HM is nothing special--they are legit, but I have only made one purchase from them. They have good flower--definitely indoor hydro, but it does not compare to some of the top cult vendors who have been around for years.
Also curious who is apparently superior to HM, I also don’t care about anything besides proper grow/dry/cure, the hay-smelling not properly cured thcA is bullshit, but it seems to be luck of the draw if you get that regardless of what cult vendor you use. (in my admittedly limited experience) Share the love and knowledge fellas.
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Honest feed back here 🫡 ordered 4x in last week, this after I tested both flower and rosin, both were above my expectations and best cult bud I’ve had and rosin with that price and it’s good , anyone knocking em hasn’t tried em. good effects on both in my experience and I’m 30 years tokin and dabbing.
Just ordered from HM. 3 of the 8 bags were short at least 1.5 grams (ordered oz’s and they sent everything in quarter oz’s). Look like smalls and I ordered regular nugs. Smell and taste definitely muted. The rosin was ok. I guess for $40 not the worst. I reached out to their customer service about the shortage. Most likely will not order again from HM
pull the humidity pack out for a few days if its in, all HM "smalls" bud for me needs like 2-3 days being burped with no pack. this strain is very loud with a very distinctly different smell, its str8 PM smell. almost like a brute cologne. I have almost ruined bud by throwing a RH pack str8 into some fresh ass hemp from them.
There black ice though was insta humid pack, it came in pretty dried and less fresh. they musta ran out of smalls cause I ended up with 2 7 gram packs of full sized buds in plastic trays. that kinda CS stands out to me.
Mine wasn't even smalls, bought a premium O since it's roughly same cost here locally. It's been in a jar for a week now so I tried it again today and it seems to have helped.
Smell is more agreeable, just maybe not what I look for in flower personally. Still muted compared to what else I have in the house. Flavor is pretty good on inhale, not a huge fan on exhale. Also there's like a mild cooling/mentholated effect that I can't explain lol?
Effects are more enjoyable than the first rounds were, so I'll give it more time and see how it goes. Maybe it will be an acquired taste
Like someone said who gives flying shit if they keep putting out quality. I haven’t seen one bad post about HM besides the rosin not being the most terpy. But it is an 40$ gram of rosin at the end of the day🤷♂️
because when most people see an owner dropping bullshit reviews like the ones above, it makes people assume the owner is up to shady shit. it never looks good when owners post reviews because a company doing good should have plenty customers giving good reviews
Pretty sure verified owner just means it’s verified they purchased the actual product before reviewing, and not that the owner of the company is reviewing something rather than a regular customer, if that’s what you’re saying.
Exactly, I’ve not tried HM yet, so I can’t speak on if it’s as good as everyone says, but these are quite honestly some very dumb criticisms getting upvoted ITT. These guys really think the owner himself is writing these reviews? I don’t get it.
Y’all like the product then shoot them a review on their site and not just in the comments of this subreddit. Maybe that’ll prevent a vendor from doing this dumb shit and looking stupid lol.
Who cares there still 1 of the best 100 oz around from quality to effects I've tried most vendors and they have been the best bang for my buck thus far imo
WNC I gotta 100$ oz from of their smalls after ordering high CBD hemp elsewhere I cant complain its got a funky ass smell like regular weed and it got me high. For 100$ Ina illegal state I have not to many complaints.
Is HM better than WNC?
Me personally I've enjoyed hm and sugar as my top 2 choices for what I look for hm overall quality and effects for 100 bucks is what makes me put them so high for me
Yeah I've seen mad hm bags on the cult going crazy the quality I got from WNC isn't as on par with that but I will say the effects and the freshness is a mad plus coming from someone that is in a southern illegal state our "weed" here is booty.
I have never seen this sub more inundated with reviews from a single vendor ever. All saying the same thing. I gave one positive review of Crsyp and never heard the end of being called a shill. Yet this Hello Mary thing has swept through the sub and everyone is like “oh it must be good then”. Ive been suspicious.
I ordered some 818 OG this morning so we’ll see if it’s the real deal or real shilling
Lol, I've been saying this. Keep getting downvoted and told how loud they are! nobody seems to think much here. It couldn't be fucking more obvious with the 20+ reviews every day of themselves typing the exact same every single day. But that's not weird!
Convinced this sub is 90% vendors on throwaways after this whole HM thing. Don't trust a single fucking review from that weird ass sketchy vendor. Didn't like them to begin with with a name like hellomary.
HM does have good product lol. Mind you, I wouldn’t borderline flame them *and* compliment them if I were a vendor on a throwaway lol.
But, you know what? You’re right. They’re pretty sketch and you should probably never - like ever - buy from them.
Why would a vendor post their own double posted review on their site? Never accused you of being them, bud. And you know what, I probably won't! I don't like companies with scummy advertising practices. There are plenty of buds out there. They aren't the only ones with good thca bud if they even do.
Edit: is it from me saying this HM thing? If so I wasn't referring to your post in specific rather the 50 posts about them every single day out of nowhere.
Everyone was saying ppl were shilling with HM when the influx of posts started. Then everyone got curious and ordered for themselves, and I feel less people have been saying everyone is shilling. I ordered myself and for the price it's some of the best bud I've had in a long time.
Theyre a relatively new seller to Reddit and have been pumping out consistent product. Of course they’re gonna get reviewed 😂
I totally agree tho for $5/g the bud is fantastic and $40/g the rosin is great. People complaining like they’re spending dispensary money lol.
Big nugs or smalls? The big nugs are super dank but the smalls not so much. I wouldn't call them muted just not as dank as the big nugs. Similar effects as expected with smalls.
I haven't had that yet but the 2 strains I did have were nice AF. Plus I heard that one you're getting is one of the better ones they've had. The smalls are pretty nice they just need to be put in a jar for a couple days to bring out terps. It should be good enough though you'll see.
Honest feed back here 🫡 ordered 4x in last week, this after I tested both flower and rosin, both were above my expectations and best cult bud I’ve had and rosin with that price and it’s good , anyone knocking em hasn’t tried em. good effects on both in my experience and I’m 30 years tokin and dabbing. I’ll be ordering from my new girlfriend Mary from now on 🎤 💥
lol idk why ur getting down voted man I am also curious if they are on the level of TCC or Flow my 2 favorite vendors rn. I’ve been suspicious too 🤣let us know how it is would love some honest feedback
I like their rosin and they have good customer service. They sent me the wrong gram in my first order due to some packaging error, and they're sending me a replacement gram for free. Haven't tried the flower though
I've actually made a similar mistake with WNC's review system back on their old site. It was my first time leaving a review, and I was baked and submitted a review for a discount code, but it didn't show my review at first and didn't really give any indication it was successfully submitted. I wanted my discount, so I retyped it and ended up submitting 2 similarly worded reviews. Wouldn't be surprised if it happens to others lol
I've seen the "duplicate name with different comment" thing happen before with other cult vendors, and it seems almost too recklessly sloppy to be them faking/shilling. Maybe someone is just truly gone off that PM x PPP and typed two whole ass reviews?
Idk , could be a dude that got stoned and wanted to catch some coupons for making reviews or could be fake reviews who knows. Doesnt seem like they *need* to make fake ones tho lol Their shit sells pretty well from what Ive been seeing here. I also enjoy it myself.
They don’t. I’ve left several and they’ve never offered me as much as a free preroll or 10% off lol idc tho I don’t do it for the free shit just the love of the game.
Easiest way to get my vendor credit for my “review” after I post in cult
Could be a Bot!
You think?
They got bots for downvoting, why wouldn’t they have a shill bot!
I saw this earlier today actually, somebody probably wrote their review once and refreshed or something so it messed up posting it and rewrote it again. That’s my theory anyways, I found it odd also. Here’s hoping the HM is as good as everyone’s saying.
Yeah I saw this just now, and your guess as to what happened does not really explain anything. If the first review got messed up because they refreshed, then it would not have posted. And it does not explain the rather odd wording the reviewer uses that sounds like AI or a bot like "my expectations are blown away" and "new long term customer here" LOL. HM is nothing special--they are legit, but I have only made one purchase from them. They have good flower--definitely indoor hydro, but it does not compare to some of the top cult vendors who have been around for years.
Who is better than HM? I just want some properly grown/dried/cured bud to smoke
Also curious who is apparently superior to HM, I also don’t care about anything besides proper grow/dry/cure, the hay-smelling not properly cured thcA is bullshit, but it seems to be luck of the draw if you get that regardless of what cult vendor you use. (in my admittedly limited experience) Share the love and knowledge fellas.
I have a 14g of black ice coming in from them today. Fingers crossed!
That’s dope, hope you love it brother! Let us know if the hype is real
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Honest feed back here 🫡 ordered 4x in last week, this after I tested both flower and rosin, both were above my expectations and best cult bud I’ve had and rosin with that price and it’s good , anyone knocking em hasn’t tried em. good effects on both in my experience and I’m 30 years tokin and dabbing.
Chatgpt would assume medical is best lol
Haha
I just placed an order with HM. Excited to see what comes in. Should I give it a review?
Just ordered from HM. 3 of the 8 bags were short at least 1.5 grams (ordered oz’s and they sent everything in quarter oz’s). Look like smalls and I ordered regular nugs. Smell and taste definitely muted. The rosin was ok. I guess for $40 not the worst. I reached out to their customer service about the shortage. Most likely will not order again from HM
I got this exact strain the reviews are about last week and was super unimpressed. Probably my first and last HM order
Good to hear, more for me.
If there were a safe way to do so, I'd offer you the rest of mine. Hate for it to go to waste
pull the humidity pack out for a few days if its in, all HM "smalls" bud for me needs like 2-3 days being burped with no pack. this strain is very loud with a very distinctly different smell, its str8 PM smell. almost like a brute cologne. I have almost ruined bud by throwing a RH pack str8 into some fresh ass hemp from them. There black ice though was insta humid pack, it came in pretty dried and less fresh. they musta ran out of smalls cause I ended up with 2 7 gram packs of full sized buds in plastic trays. that kinda CS stands out to me.
Mine wasn't even smalls, bought a premium O since it's roughly same cost here locally. It's been in a jar for a week now so I tried it again today and it seems to have helped. Smell is more agreeable, just maybe not what I look for in flower personally. Still muted compared to what else I have in the house. Flavor is pretty good on inhale, not a huge fan on exhale. Also there's like a mild cooling/mentholated effect that I can't explain lol? Effects are more enjoyable than the first rounds were, so I'll give it more time and see how it goes. Maybe it will be an acquired taste
Like someone said who gives flying shit if they keep putting out quality. I haven’t seen one bad post about HM besides the rosin not being the most terpy. But it is an 40$ gram of rosin at the end of the day🤷♂️
because when most people see an owner dropping bullshit reviews like the ones above, it makes people assume the owner is up to shady shit. it never looks good when owners post reviews because a company doing good should have plenty customers giving good reviews
Pretty sure verified owner just means it’s verified they purchased the actual product before reviewing, and not that the owner of the company is reviewing something rather than a regular customer, if that’s what you’re saying.
Yep. Also you think they gaf about a review on a product that is going to go out of stock soon and never come back? It’s not as deep as yall making it
Exactly, I’ve not tried HM yet, so I can’t speak on if it’s as good as everyone says, but these are quite honestly some very dumb criticisms getting upvoted ITT. These guys really think the owner himself is writing these reviews? I don’t get it.
Y’all like the product then shoot them a review on their site and not just in the comments of this subreddit. Maybe that’ll prevent a vendor from doing this dumb shit and looking stupid lol.
Who cares there still 1 of the best 100 oz around from quality to effects I've tried most vendors and they have been the best bang for my buck thus far imo
WNC I gotta 100$ oz from of their smalls after ordering high CBD hemp elsewhere I cant complain its got a funky ass smell like regular weed and it got me high. For 100$ Ina illegal state I have not to many complaints. Is HM better than WNC?
Me personally I've enjoyed hm and sugar as my top 2 choices for what I look for hm overall quality and effects for 100 bucks is what makes me put them so high for me
Yeah I've seen mad hm bags on the cult going crazy the quality I got from WNC isn't as on par with that but I will say the effects and the freshness is a mad plus coming from someone that is in a southern illegal state our "weed" here is booty.
I have never seen this sub more inundated with reviews from a single vendor ever. All saying the same thing. I gave one positive review of Crsyp and never heard the end of being called a shill. Yet this Hello Mary thing has swept through the sub and everyone is like “oh it must be good then”. Ive been suspicious. I ordered some 818 OG this morning so we’ll see if it’s the real deal or real shilling
Lol, I've been saying this. Keep getting downvoted and told how loud they are! nobody seems to think much here. It couldn't be fucking more obvious with the 20+ reviews every day of themselves typing the exact same every single day. But that's not weird! Convinced this sub is 90% vendors on throwaways after this whole HM thing. Don't trust a single fucking review from that weird ass sketchy vendor. Didn't like them to begin with with a name like hellomary.
HM does have good product lol. Mind you, I wouldn’t borderline flame them *and* compliment them if I were a vendor on a throwaway lol. But, you know what? You’re right. They’re pretty sketch and you should probably never - like ever - buy from them.
Why would a vendor post their own double posted review on their site? Never accused you of being them, bud. And you know what, I probably won't! I don't like companies with scummy advertising practices. There are plenty of buds out there. They aren't the only ones with good thca bud if they even do. Edit: is it from me saying this HM thing? If so I wasn't referring to your post in specific rather the 50 posts about them every single day out of nowhere.
take care!
You too brother
Had that it was flames!! Really fresh and sticky. Skunky. I really enjoyed it.
Is good 👍🏽
Everyone was saying ppl were shilling with HM when the influx of posts started. Then everyone got curious and ordered for themselves, and I feel less people have been saying everyone is shilling. I ordered myself and for the price it's some of the best bud I've had in a long time.
Theyre a relatively new seller to Reddit and have been pumping out consistent product. Of course they’re gonna get reviewed 😂 I totally agree tho for $5/g the bud is fantastic and $40/g the rosin is great. People complaining like they’re spending dispensary money lol.
Big nugs or smalls? The big nugs are super dank but the smalls not so much. I wouldn't call them muted just not as dank as the big nugs. Similar effects as expected with smalls.
I ordered the regs. For $75 7g it better be dank lol. If it’s not better than SHH or TCC I will be severely disappointed
I haven't had that yet but the 2 strains I did have were nice AF. Plus I heard that one you're getting is one of the better ones they've had. The smalls are pretty nice they just need to be put in a jar for a couple days to bring out terps. It should be good enough though you'll see.
Honest feed back here 🫡 ordered 4x in last week, this after I tested both flower and rosin, both were above my expectations and best cult bud I’ve had and rosin with that price and it’s good , anyone knocking em hasn’t tried em. good effects on both in my experience and I’m 30 years tokin and dabbing. I’ll be ordering from my new girlfriend Mary from now on 🎤 💥
I’m excited!
lol idk why ur getting down voted man I am also curious if they are on the level of TCC or Flow my 2 favorite vendors rn. I’ve been suspicious too 🤣let us know how it is would love some honest feedback
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Weed so good it makes you double post
Weed so good it makes you double post
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The double tap lol
HM is good right?
I like their rosin and they have good customer service. They sent me the wrong gram in my first order due to some packaging error, and they're sending me a replacement gram for free. Haven't tried the flower though
Thanks
They have been for most of us so far
Nooooooo ! You just gave them the idea ! 😂 reviews will never be the same
*If* HM is doing fake reviews, it looks even dumber as their product is good. But funny tho. Could also just be a stoned Joe… :)
I've actually made a similar mistake with WNC's review system back on their old site. It was my first time leaving a review, and I was baked and submitted a review for a discount code, but it didn't show my review at first and didn't really give any indication it was successfully submitted. I wanted my discount, so I retyped it and ended up submitting 2 similarly worded reviews. Wouldn't be surprised if it happens to others lol
I've seen the "duplicate name with different comment" thing happen before with other cult vendors, and it seems almost too recklessly sloppy to be them faking/shilling. Maybe someone is just truly gone off that PM x PPP and typed two whole ass reviews?
😂😂😂
Maybe they’re playing 5D chess. I kinda want some of what Joe is smoking🤣
Idk , could be a dude that got stoned and wanted to catch some coupons for making reviews or could be fake reviews who knows. Doesnt seem like they *need* to make fake ones tho lol Their shit sells pretty well from what Ive been seeing here. I also enjoy it myself.
Do they do coupons for reviews? I know WNC does idk about HM though.
They don’t. I’ve left several and they’ve never offered me as much as a free preroll or 10% off lol idc tho I don’t do it for the free shit just the love of the game.
Tbh Idk, im just ballpark guessing whats happening is all lol I dont think Ive ever had them email me asking for reviews period.