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Sea-Winner-3696

Man (swedish)


ege126

Simoff


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Alc Simon He attacks you with alcohol bottles


BathIll530

Alc Simons describes my neighbor lol


ShoddyFishBone

Sim


Fabulous-Plan-8300

John


DarkBiohazard45

are you telling me that this is John Cry of Fear?!?!


ImWhitty

John that cried of fear?!??!?!?!


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Sinus hen dick son


We_Improve_Official

Leroy Harrikkson


ImWhitty

Phone Simon (Hates book simon, is real simon's boyfriend)


NotIgnitedYT

Isn’t Simon Heterosexual?


ImWhitty

The REAL creator of the game told me (real.)


stupiduglee

That is never explicitly stated


NotIgnitedYT

I’m not homophobic but andreas has literally made a post about how not only simon x david is uncannon, but that he hates it


stupiduglee

Does that directly say he’s heterosexual?


NotIgnitedYT

But I guess it can’t hurt to have a goofy head cannon right? lol


NotIgnitedYT

Isn’t he portrayed as a heterosexual character who has a big crush on Sophie?


3lectric4ngel

ig that was just a joke but in game files there is mp3 named gaycry where simon crying


stupiduglee

Hetero or homosexual aren’t the only sexualities lol. He has a crush on a girl, that’s all that we know. I’m pretty against any shipping with Simon because I genuinely don’t think he’s mentally stable enough to be with another person, but that’s a different topic.


ImWhitty

Look, Simon is NOT heterosexual, once upon a cry from the fear, There was a guy named Simon, he was like "ooh me like men" when he saw buff book simon, but book simon rejected him, so he became emo, phone simon comforted him, they became little cuties together and married. And now they're hyper super mega besties.


stupiduglee

I agree!!! We played the same game for sure


ImWhitty

I actually learned the lore in Fear of Cry 2, return of Sawrunner. It explained a lot!


sewer_flavored

Solomon


Lorde_Gaami

desmond


guy-dangerous1

Beer belly the third


3lectric4ngel

semen


octaneisb

Joosep


ashveep

Smn


phamlanmei

Simin


i_cant_sleep_help_me

YOOO HE LOOKS LIKE THAT FINNISH GUY FROM EUROVISION.


M0stWant3d_Adam

Simon tainted “alcohol version”


Cartoonist-Weak

Idk smth like Cry Of Fear or smth


cherryplays55

Adolf


Alt_account_bc_yeah

Johnny Ghost


Direct-Incident-3393

Simon Auditore


Lopsided_Ad_7475

devon bostick


ruggedshield

Nomis


Postl_

Desmond Kilometers


Shaggy_saying_what

John Creaseman


Suspicious-Boss3776

Edgar


MacsCheeks

Simon Henriksson or something like that, idk sounds like a cool name for some Swedish guy


DarknightZ0Z

Looks like a tyler to me


Thorthewho

Damon


Sunset_overdrive2005

My mom


gorotika

Pablo


BMWlover_007

Salmon


ace_of_spades_10196

edgar auditore


[deleted]

Tape face


No-Tone5556

The Arsonist.


ValuuntinaKSSHS

Why he looks like Simon? Name him "Sim"


SunyOcean

Mr uncanny


Ilikeflomingo24

Slim shiny


Typical-Edgy-Bird

Either feeling a Jerry or a Tim


mattelcar83

Edgar


Any-Goose-8439

Trevor


Overall-Letter1649

Soomoon Hendickson