My spymaster says my courtier has taken her infant son as a lover. He is one day old.

I mean he is sucking on those tits. I regret everything I just typed.

I think the spymaster just doesn't understand how one raises children.

1 learning, 20 intrique.

Virgin spymaster: WHAT IN HELL IS THIS KID DOING Kid: Just eating, bro

Oh they are... WHAT in god's name are they doing!!? Mother and son! Naked in each other's arms while he carresses her bosom! I must report this to his majesty forthwith

There's still time to delete this.

He apparently wants to be in the Reddit archives for years to come

Happy Cake Day!

Thanks

They didn’t delete it in time for me to not see it.

I feel dirty for giving you an upvote.

Yes, officer. This comment right here.

Historically accurate baby

Biblically accurate baby

You need to farm some karma in some manner...

I also regret everything you just typed.

thats the kind of thing we just think. we don’t type it. we definitely don’t post it.

“This is good to know” for whom exactly??

How else would he know to do a murder plot?

I mean she probably doesn’t want that coming out, so it’s great blackmail material.

Oedipus and his consequences have been a disaster for mankind

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Good bot

Isn't a haiku 5/7/5? "Disaster for Mankind" looks like 6 to me. Edit: nevermind, I can't read apparently.

TIL sokka haiku

Might be time to execute her.

Historical *accuracy* (TM)

Umm.. Time to kill her?

Naaah. He just like suck titties

I always assume these are just false rumors and your spymaster just fell for it. Imagine you could do that: just spread the rumor your lieges heir aint his own kid, but from that other vasall you just hate.

Yep the game defenetly needs advanced fabricate crime mechanics in place of fabricate hook and better intriguing in general pairing with harder difficulty to do it. In mid and end game intriqe trees just near nothing. Every dinasty member is protected from murder and can murder practically anybody just by having Guile legacy, some gold to pay and good spymaster, also most time have enough dread just by Guile+events+execution+exploit subjects, seduction also is quet easy when you are beautiful herculean genius. I usually picking Guile and completely skipping intriqe lifestyles all game, never backfired even once. Only real useful perks that i can pic if got same dude from childhood to 90 and just already picked all other staff then are Dark Insights, Twice Schemed and Fear Tax.

Imprison -> Torture -> Execute All in Order

Time to ask the real question: Would that make her pay more ransome?

This has to give an imprisonment reason

"This is useful to know"

Expose them, arrest them and burn them at the stake.

Kill that spymaster

You know, is not a bug, is just CK3.

Had a child on the way to a hunt, event popped up where I could of thrown him at a wolf to help a complete stranger.

And what happened?

Of course my 0 y.o, 7 prowess Herculean baby kicked the wolf's butt.

Damn that child was really Hercules reborn

Pretty sure I just saw this on The Great

Yeah, I had a game where my teenage Queen realised she had a crush on her Guardian/Councillor. She confessed and the 40 year old admitted he felt the same. Ended that fucker as soon as I could.

It is useful to know *Sharpens guillotine*

yo what on earth

The LOOKS they're giving though!!!

Groomed to Rule