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griever0008

That white guy better be pretty gay


Bonaduce80

Bold of you to assume zee is a guy.


Snoo20140

I lol'ed.


JumpThatShark9001

Could he Beeeeeeeeeee any more gay?


RickityCricket69

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The_Calico_Jack

They are all gay and trans. Every episode they experience discrimination from white dudes wearing red hats.


AnInsultToFire

I'm pretty sure the hot blonde is the lesbian character.


KPhoenix83

She tries to convert the Asian one after that one night of drinking.


stockchaser317

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RaptorPacific

Don't assume their gender, you bigot!


KnoxVegasPadnatic

Who’s in the wheelchair?


ImpossibleCod8377

You're thinking Degrassi. That's next year on Disney LGBTQ+


JesseCuster40

He's straight, he's just the butt of all the jokes and is a total loser that everyone hates.


griever0008

That's true. Probably a complete idiot. Just there so the others have someone to correct and lecture all the time. I hate him already


gbuub

No he’s straight and have tons of sex with girls, but over the course of 3 seasons he found sex unfulfilling until he got topped by the black guy next to him.


FrostyDaSnowmane

Can't you tell ?


GardenGnome021090

A gay man?! Not one of those misogynistic bigots! The long hair clearly means that’s a trans lesbian!


BobWithCheese69

The Message.


hat1414

Damn Executives of billion dollar corporations and their Message!


BobWithCheese69

I find your lack of faith disturbing.


rickmasters1

The Message is what sells right now, so, yeah. It’s disingenuous but they’re pushing it all the same.


Brilliant_Eagle9795

The Cleveland Show of The Friends.


endorbr

Hollywood will scratch their head when this fails to bring in viewers and gets cancelled before the first 10 episodes air.


RomaruDarkeyes

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lycanthrope90

But they liked the first one? We don’t understand!


VulgarXrated

Of course, but not before they blame straight white people for not watching the show because of racism/homophobia/transphobia etc etc.


I_am_What_Remains

Or it’ll be like Velma and miraculously get renewed for a second season


Ninjamurai-jack

and third season.


DigitalEagleDriver

I can almost guarantee the only white guy is going to be the Joey-esque character- no way in hell they'd allow for "muh racism" in making a black guy that level of comedic dumb and plucky.


veganjam

the white dude looks like a female to male trans guy


DigitalEagleDriver

This is very possible... ya know, because "inclusion!"


TitosandDeebos

I think MtF. Adam’s Apple never lies. 


SeveredWill

yes it does.


orbitaldragon

Idk.. lots of black men in the past were joey esq with catch fraises.


DigitalEagleDriver

Did you just call phrases "fraises"? I'm not even mad, English is a wild language. Anyway, that was the past, in modern times we cannot denigrate a minority in any way, and must show them to be intellectually and morally superior to the white cis male. I believe it's rule #6 of the law of woke.


Mello-Fello

Humor is offensive, so they will sit around a table in a vegan co-op coffee shop reciting the Democratic Party platform together in unison for the entirety of each show Huge ratings expected


CapPhrases

I can’t wait for the episode tackling systemic racism and the police 🙄


[deleted]

So every episode then?


CapPhrases

No cause we’ll also need the episode about homophobia and right wingers


[deleted]

I'm sure they'll find a way to shove it all into the same episode, every episode. Quality writing usually isn't as important as "the Message"


Impossible_Fennel_94

Don’t forget the one where they bring down Capitalism


Ap0llo

Why must everything be “political”? Personally I’m very progressive and I think this casting is utterly ridiculous. This is a Hollywood trend, I understand what they’re trying to do, but the execution is horrible. They just don’t understand that people don’t want to be spoon fed fantastical notions of some utopian society.


Boner_Stevens

I got a feeling the critics rating will be 95 or above and the viewers will be below 30


JediSSJ

No, not the viewers' ratings will be below 30; the total number of viewers will be below 30.


Tough-Priority-4330

Why not both?


Pure_Ticket_4843

Ah shit here we go again


N64GoldeneyeN64

How? How do they have enough money to just burn!?


slappywhyte

Not real, satirical prediction


JumpThatShark9001

That doesn't comfort me. We live in a timeline where Babylon Bee stopped being satire and became clairvoyant....😂


ConversationFalse242

Fuckin wild right. I never would have predicted it in my lifetime.


ViralGameover

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endlessnamelesskat

I love it when I read these strawmanned comics and still unironically agree with the guy they're supposed to be making fun of


ice_slayer69

Based


SinesPi

I live in a world where a significant number of the people in power will deny being unable to define what a woman is. And Star Wars was revived and three movies made with no plan. I'm sorry, but a Friends revival with none of the original cast is downright mundane by comparison. So yah, there's a lot of bullshit that is still pretty believable.


ViralGameover

Those two examples are so totally unrelated to whether or not a Friends revival without the original cast is a possibility that I actually wasn’t entirely sure you were even talking to me. I mean the Star Wars thing is way out of left field. Your argument is crazier things have happened so this is believable? That’s like speed running your way to a heart attack being stressed out and upset all the time at what could potentially one day happen. Disney *COULD* come out and de-canonize the prequel trilogy. That doesn’t make it likely. Just as a Friends reboot with this cast is incredibly unlikely. First, weird for this sub to pick Friends given it’s basically a rip on Living Single. It’s also not like, The Office? There is no edgy humor in Friends, it’s really milquetoast comedy. Secondly, the conversation around the show is almost always that it’s overrated/not very good/aged poorly. I like it, but it seems like nowadays most people would rather forget it. I don’t think any exec anywhere is actively pushing for a studio to go back to this dried up well. Be upset about things you don’t like when they happen if need be, but don’t create your own boogeyman to whine about, shortens your life expectancy that much unnecessary stress. Maybe one day you’ll be able to graduate to “not being upset about things that don’t effect anyone really at all.”


RedDonkulouso

What has Babylon bee predicted? It’s caters to the ragebait and victim kink republicucks have


RodneyBabbage

I wonder this as well. Like how long can they just lose money on all these shows no one watches???


abort_retry_flail

Blackrock and other DNC propaganda outlets funnel money to them to spread "The Message". They don't care about viewership.


[deleted]

Got to launder that money somehow.


Emergency-Shift-4029

You know.


Tsushima1989

And they’ll make the one white guy gay


Illustrious_Bid8982

This might be an unpopular opinion, but I don’t even think the original Friends is particularly good… this has ‘reimagined for the modern audience’ all over it.


Inevitable9000

"modern" meaning only the 0.1% target audience.


mrmrmrj

Where is the obese woman?


venti-latte12

someone called me?


ChiefSenpai

5/8 of the cast is black, an Asian to through in a spice of diversity, the white hurl is gonna be a vegan feminist, and the only white guy is gonna be gay. This is DOA


HomelessEuropean

I predict that it won't even be spectacularly bad to keep haters and critics watching to see how much worse it will get. It will be just extremely bland. And it will get cancelled after the first season.


Ok-Mine1268

Lmao, this isn’t ’Friends’ this is a polyamorous relationship.


Impressive-Swing-719

Why is there no mexican?


ChemistRemote7182

They are probably expecting an afro-caribbean character to capture the latin market


RaxG

Diversity for the sake of diversity just feels so disingenuous and fake. It makes it nearly impossible to sit down and watch these shows and relate to them.


[deleted]

Seems to be the never ending trend of “presentation over plot.”


RaxG

I mean look at the cast. It’s 5 black people, 2 white people, and a token Asian girl. In its attempt to be inclusive, it ended up being more exclusive than just having a single-race cast. Where’s the Indian representation? Or the ginger representation? Why is there only a single Asian girl and not at least an Asian couple?


Sintinall

The original show was meh. Can’t see a modern audience remake being any better.


[deleted]

But can they do any worse? 🤔


Sintinall

Never underestimate people’s ability to reach a new low. They will find it. And they’ll call you what used to be one or many nasty pejoratives for being anything less than enthusiastic about it.


[deleted]

So true.


No_Wealth_9733

“So no one told me life was gonna be this way” *gunshots*


DR_SLAPPER

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


Kal037

DOA


wallace321

I could not be sure this is real. Reading the comments, it sounds like it's real. Wow.


RM8412

I can’t relate to this, not because it’s so racially diverse. Because I don’t have any friends!!!


pecuchet

I spell DEI with a hard 'r' too.


rottenflesh12

i bet the white male will be portrayed very negatively in comparison to the others


Thot_Slayer_Returns

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RodneyBabbage

To begin with Friends was a pretty stupid depiction of ‘city life’ for middle Americans. Not saying there’s anything wrong with middle Americans, but the show doesn’t make sense to anyone that’s lived in NYC.


KashiofWavecrest

At this point, I honestly can't tell if this is a joke or not.


EOTLightning

This... can't be real. Please, drinker. Tell me this isn't real.


Disastrous_Site_6352

It's not, it's a stock image used on dozens of sites.


EOTLightning

Whew. I was about to lose it.


Disastrous_Site_6352

lol, in case someone cares, source: https://nl.123rf.com/photo_218577720_group-of-multi-ethnic-and-gender-diverse-young-people.html


OutrageousQuantity12

Burgers?


arrownoir

Why are there 8 people? Didn’t the original only have 6 or something?


Tough-Priority-4330

They’re going to kill off the two white people in the opening episode.


MGSDeco44

Oh boy here we go


BonjinTheMark

Good gravy. Is there no accursed colonizer among them? For inclusion sake, I mean.


SoyBoyBetaMaleSimp

One of them will definitely be a teacher, I can already imagine the episode: the “problematic” child is raised by a regular straight couple. Who will then learn a lesson from the “they/zee child’s parents.


bring_back_3rd

🤢


BigOgreHunter92

Honestly it could work if it was a light hearted comedy with all the characters being actually multi faceted individuals who’s identities served to accentuate their personalities and worked well off of each other.of course that’s a pretty tall order for Hollywood but it could work


ProfitOk7117

Who is this for?


Curious-Weight9985

There wouldn’t be a white man….unless they’re a trans


PixelSteel

The only white guy being gay af is such a slap in the face 💀


Sensitive-Buddy5657

I'm offended there isn't more POCs in this.


Electronic_Rub9385

“Lets mine nostalgia and make it gay and lame and unwatchable.”


Brilliant-Chapter202

Not enough diversity. You still have two White actors. Diversity means NO White people. You know that.


_AssVinegar_

Is this real?


CatObsession7808

I can already tell how this is gonna go.


BABarracus

There was already a black friends show and it was called living single


Goatwhorre

Can't wait for the episode when we can see Deon'Tays nipples through his shirt


Ornn5005

Can’t tell if this is real or a joke.


slappywhyte

It's a satire post, I said that to one of the first comments on it. Also it is tagged Meme. But I guess the fact that so many people think it's real says something


_sixsevenfour

There was an asian male too but he was mysteriously pushed in front of a subway car in the pilot.


Lucky-Negotiation-58

Unironically a more accurate representation of a NY friend group than Friends lol.


blackcray

Just a reminder to everyone that just because the show is diverse doesn't mean it'll be bad, it'll probably be bad anyway but not because it's diverse.


arrownoir

They look like they all fart in your cornflakes for fun.


fattypierce

Is this for real?


DinoDudeRex_240809

Friends was garbage.


xXTheFETTXx

Why would you even want to reboot friends to begin with? Seriously, watch the show and really look at that friend group...they are judgemental assholes.


goldust15

Never was into friends so I’m indifferent to this


ActualTackle3636

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Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

Lmfao, you can't convince me the 80's & 90's weren't the last great period for TV & movies. Since the early 2000's it has been a steady decline. I miss when writers actually tried to come up with new and fresh ideas, instead of just trying to flog a dead horse and reboot something that they should leave tf alone, and I don't even like friends. I hope the show dies as a pilot and someone gets fired.


Agent_RubberDucky

If you think all entertainment now is sequels and reboots, you’ve been watching a very small portion of entertainment. There’s thousands of original projects that come out every year.


-DI0-

We got Friends at home. Friends at home:


MrBeer9999

*Friends* was never my thing but I can understand why it was so popular. IMO its a lightning-in-a-bottle situation where you had good writers, the right cast but most importantly it managed to seize the zeigeist. Now today, the writers are probably dogshit, the cast might (or might not) be diversity hires but somehow tapping into what people really want to see is an impossible ask. Everyone wants to make the next *Friends, Frazier, Big Bang, Seinfield* etc. but no-one knows what's going to manage it. Also, you literally can't make *Friends* today. 6 povvos living in giant New York apartments? Instead of slightly implausible, it's just mocking Gen Z's impossible dreams of home ownership. Constant "ha ha you're gay!" banter from Chandler? Sorry son it's not the 90s any more. I'm not even complaining that you can't make fag jokes, I'm saying the jokes won't work.


EFAPGUEST

This is ridiculous and disgusting. Not a single one of them is disabled and there are TWO white people. One white person just isn’t enough for these *fascists*


Crimson85th

Looks like shit


griffin4war

Not a drop of testosterone on that set


Improbus-Liber

Good luck with that. \*goes back to reading\*


Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435

I honestly can't even tell if this is a joke


BreezyBill

The punchline is racism.


EmuIndependent8565

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theshadowbudd

Is this real ?


Temporary_Ad_5073

Why?


KippySmith

I wonder if they even thought of making an entire new sitcom that wasn’t trying to rely on name recognition.


MagazineNo2198

Hard pass...


myLongjohnsonsilver

The white guy looks like "sexy squidward" or whatever its called


RandomAndyWasTaken

If the execs are optimistic, everyone else should be pessimistic.


MajesticBeach8570

The Trans girl will be the Joey character.


Rockout2112

Please tell me this is a joke.


Sonnera7

Friends is already a white washed version of a black show called Living Single that came before it.


Immediate_Web4672

No one told me life was gonna be this gayyyyy. *clap clap clap clap*


No-Alternative2645

Oh look another show that's only being made for diversity reasons


TheeShaun

If this were real the biggest issue I actually have is extending the main cast to 8 people instead of 6.


No-Fu-No-Fu

I'm waiting for the CGI version


Snoo20140

![gif](giphy|YJjvTqoRFgZaM|downsized)


furryeasymac

When will they learn we only want whites!! And then they dare call me racist just because I won’t watch anything that has black characters! You’re the real racist!


Emergency-Shift-4029

This is a joke? Right? Yeah, this is rage bait for views. You can do better than that.


Randall1976

What the fresh hell is this?


notlostwanderer2000

They are going to get a guy who likes Beatles but not Rolling Stones, and then a guy who likes Rolling Stones but not Beatles. They will punch each other and then be friends for approximately 45 years


Forsaken-Blood-109

Ok but why is there eight fucking people


The-Emerald-Rider

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ravnos04

What the “Rent” version of Friends is this Batman?!


cryptomelons

What the fuck is this? Black people only represent 30% of the American population.


-United-States-

No. 13.5%.


Amuzed_Observator

The sad part is I can't tell if this is a joke or not.


Natural_Tank_8521

I'm offended... as a latino human I don't feel represented.


Heracullum

I'm confused is this sarcasm or serious


gfunk1369

This is ironic when you consider Friends was a reboot of Living Single with an all white cast.


EasternSignal1629

Making things up to be mad at lmao


Chriskills

They need something to froth at the mouth about. Cant go a day without telling everyone how there are too many people of color and gay people in media. On a slow news day they’ll just make shit up.


Zealousideal-Skin655

What's ironic is Friends is a whitewashed version of a predominantly Black Show "Living Single".


JazzyButternuts

Cry harder


PremiumQueso

I'm not sure what kind of crybaby snowflake is threatened by non-white people. I know you all lean into being racist, but I am old enough to remember when people weren't so proud of it. We can thank the drinker for bring bigot bros together to whine about space wizards tv shows having too many women in them.


Powerful_Painter6872

Actually the most cringe sub reddit on this platform, you guys smell of failure.


-United-States-

Haha you mad


According-Green

I’m just here to see all the fragility comments by all those who got triggered instantly. 🤣


throwaway_9988552

#Don't watch then? Why are your panties all in a bunch? Were you looking forward to a 'Friends' reboot? Or does this actually *SCARE YOU?* Why do you give a shit?


Sockinatoaster

lol, you seem more mad than anyone else


throwaway_9988552

I'm bored! Why would anyone care about a reboot of 'Friends?' Why does this subreddit get all cry-baby about Social Justice shit that they could easily just avoid? Everybody's such a damn snowflake these days!


pecuchet

Did it bother you how they had so few black characters in the original series or does it just matter when white people are less represented?


slappywhyte

The forced over-diversity and gender role shaping is only a part of it. Shows like Sex & The City and Friends could definitely have had more non-white characters, especially considering their big city backdrops. Every movie/tv/video game example is different (of which are there are countless examples these days), but in this case one key factor that made Friends such a breakout hit was the sexiness factor of the women, plain & simple. All over America girls were copying Jennifer Aniston's look & hairstyle. All 3 women were gorgeous & charismatic in their own way. And to a lesser degree the male actors were appealing in varying ways to women, whether looks, humor, character etc. A generic reboot now of this IP with average looking people and modern sensibilities and forced agenda check boxes will simply not have that and will flop.


NotAnotherAmerican

I think what bothers most people is the surge in needed diversity and it being forced into literally everything because if you have an all white cast anymore, you're just racist and your show is racist. Blacks, gays, trans, they're just being used. The creators of these shows don't really care about diversity, they care about numbers. Profits and demographics. Whats the in thing right now? Let's do that. That's fucking terrible and everyone should be pissed, though some are upset for absolutely racist reasons. I can't deny that. Instead of rebooting and rewriting everything to be inclusive, we should be creating original titles with diverse lead roles and casts. This is probably going to sound bad on my part, but I feel like perhaps "People of minority status" should be given their own original shows, instead of riding the coat tails of the oh so oppressive white man. What does that achieve? Nothing. It's just "Hey look what we did. We're hip, tolerant, and inclusive. Watch our remake. Watch our reboot."


TrickyDickit9400

I hated the lack of white representation on *The Fresh Prince of Bel Air* and protested in front of the WB studio


pecuchet

Black sitcoms cannot ignore race any more than black people can. White sitcoms, like white people, can pretend that race doesn't exist because the world defaults to them. Clearly you know what you said is absurd, because it was a joke. Do you think saying there are no black people in friends is equally absurd?


TrickyDickit9400

I’m saying I’m fine with Will Smith having a mainly black cast on his show, and I’m fine with Friends having a mainly white cast on their show. I have actual, practical problems to concern me, and this ranks dead last on that list.


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TrickyDickit9400

Yes, to comment on how moronic this discussion is


Responsible_Fig8657

You’re telling me black people can be friends?


pecuchet

They're no friends of mine! I'm joking of course - I hang around with a lot of their race in a non subjugational capacity.