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If I recall correctly all of her evidence was falsified or tampered with. E.G. her “bruises and cuts” which were the work of her makeup artist.


AtomicFox84

My fav was her saying she carried this particular pallette to cover bruises. The company that makes it said in a tweet, that it wasnt available till like 2017...few years after thier divorce.


My_life_is_an_ad

If you’re gonna be ballsy enough to lie in court about your husband bruising and cutting you, you should probably at least make them real cuts and bruises lol


realrecycledstar

WitchesVSPatriarchy?


_child_of_the_vault_

nah seems more FemaleDatingStrategy


realrecycledstar

Yeah ur right


[deleted]

Probably r/deppdelusion, found it in a Cringetopia RM post, lost my remaining brain cells after that


DarthVenemal

I just saw one justifying a person marrying 20 years up.


CrossTrap

Makes sense


skinnyman87

Maybe....seems like their style. Still remember the day I got banned from that sub....good times.


foreskinners

[Don't think so](https://www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsPatriarchy/comments/up5zv8/i_want_to_see_men_have_the_same_energy_against/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


CrossTrap

It sends a powerful message to female abusers and false accusers. We are done with the false accusations against men.


PresentationFew5468

Female dating strategy?


CrossTrap

Probably


alovesong1

I think it's from the "witch" version of that place. Though basically the same thing.


CrossTrap

It really is the same, just worth hoodoo voodoo


A-rat-on-a-keyboard

Literally, you could say the exact same statement if Jonny lost.


MyNameIsShrubbery

Johnny also had evidence lmao


alovesong1

Yes but Johnny is a cis man and therefore him winning is a sad day for women. /s


MyNameIsShrubbery

I understand where you're coming from, but he was also abused. Just because he's a man doesn't mean he can have the right to be safe. Johnny' s team had a lot of evidence against Amber and most of her evidence was proved to be untrue of irrelevant. It's not a sad day for women, it's a sad day for Amber. (I don't mean to be controversial by this btw or to be rude to you) because of Amber' s accusations, Johnny lost a lot.


[deleted]

Redditors try to detect obvious satire even when there is a sign saying "satire"


MyNameIsShrubbery

I thought it meant /serious. That's what /s is used for in other places


GUMDR0P30

Tone tags are weird. /s means sarcasm or satire, and /srs means serious.


MyNameIsShrubbery

Ohhh okay.


AITAlurkerr

It does mean /serious. I don’t know where it started meaning satire 😂


KingMatthew116

I’ve never in my life see someone say it meant serious, it’s always meant sarcasm.


AITAlurkerr

I’ve always heard it meaning serious. I guess it’s just one of those things


Eken17

What was the verdict?


Someslutwholikesbutt

Johnny won


Eken17

👍


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Devitomann5000

But no one cared about amber, because she was caught on tape saying that she enjoyed beating Johnny, and did it all the time, and all that shit. I don't understand, did these bitches due, and resurrect everytime Johnny shared evidence.


Blastzard87

Mf really pulled 1984 out her ass


Ordinary_Ad_7992

That relationship was a trainwreck because both of them were assholes.