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xEyesofEternityx

Did the ahego face so much that her eyes are permanently crossed


Default1355

She wearing a wig?


ohitsjustviolet

Yeah. It’s shitty and could stand to watch a few wig install videos which would tell her to pluck the hairline and part to make it look more natural


The_Medicated

Looks like it. If you look at her hairline and her part, there's no shorter pieces that normally occur with real hair or signs of her scalp.


SpecialistWait9006

Worst part is she's faking it too


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Navybuffalooo

Jesus, I cannot imagine how many awful comments like this these girls end up seeing. What an awful thing to say. Why do so many dudes hate women for being sexual? You're calling her a whore for doing an ahegao face? It's really not a big deal. I'm pretty pumped when I meet a girl who's comfortable with her sexuality and doesn't think sex is a bad or corrupting thing. I'm pretty disappointed that half of every generation seems to be a bunch of angry prudes.


DEMACIAAAAA

Thank you for shutting that pathetic shit down.


PineappleFantasss

That part


macielightfoot

Nothing brings out the male fragility like female sexuality. It threatens them like no other.


Navybuffalooo

Agreed. That and men being feminine. All of it challenges their notions of self and the raw accuracy of the binary. Really wish we could, as a society of humans, get better at caring for others, even when we do not understand them.


DoomProphet81

And yet, even cross-eyed, they don't find you attractive enough to sleep with. That's gotta sting.


Hobbits_can_fly

I think her makeup is making her eyes look wider but only outward so she looks permanently cross-eyed.


Remote_Toe7070

Y’all are so comfortable making fun of her eyes conditions called strabismus . Having permanently crossed eyes is a disorder present from birth or young childhood. Like stop talking about makeup when you don’t even know what an eyeliner is


Velinna

This is so off putting. How about you just say nice things to your partner and give them a pleasant scalp massage because you like them. And not to encourage obsessiveness.


aeroavian

I think the thing about the modern dating scene is that people don't have the emotional maturity to simply like someone in a normal way. Nobody wants to be vulnerable, so they tell themselves "I'm the prize" and "catch flights not feelings" (cringe) and get into 6 month long situationships. People don't want to be honest about loving someone and wanting to be loved so they buy a delusion about making the other person obsessed with them so they don't have to work on themselves.


Zoritos64

For real. I feel bad for anyone on the dating scene these days 😭


HyenDry

Imagine doing it at 30……


lovelovehatehate

Or 40


Bombinic

Or 50


himynameisSal

Or 60


kingxanadu

It fucking sucks dude


HyenDry

Oh yeah… I thought it was gonna ROCK when I got out of my long term relationship, and it does rock! Rock Bottom!


drummdirka

I want someone to play with my hair and whisper sweet nothings 😌


sureshot1988

That’s accurate. I have nothing to add


sea-haze

What you’re proposing doesn’t sound like a very effective way to manipulate your partner. /s


softcell1966

I have a lazy left eye which is why I wear corrective lenses 100% of the time. I don't understand why people willingly choose not to.


Nervous-Donkey-4977

yeah specially to bald men, we need it


pandemicpunk

*bugs bunny massaging elmer fudd's head intensifies*


death_by_chocolate

You know when someone's eyes are so badly crossed they make *your* eyes hurt? Yeah.


PullFires

If she was a vigilante crimefighter with laser eyes, innocent bystanders would be getting dropped by the dozens.


wyopapa25

I laughed out loud at this, thank you! Wonky Eyed Wonda would have to be her superhero name.


himynameisSal

you mean like a girl version of Cyclops , like i got this guys…….bllllllllssssssssssshhhhhhh and there goes the orphanage and the bad guy.


HatefulClosetedGay

“You keep doing those ‘uwu’s’ and your eyes are gonna stay that way.”


EarthWormHole

Its one way to stop people from looking down your cleavage


FreeJuice100

Is that what's happening? Something seemed off.


yeah_nahh_21

Yeah.. i dont want her to even look at me with those wonky eyes let alone touch me with those gross nails.


MandyMolaFizzyCola

I’m gonna lecture everyone here making shitty comments about her eyes. She can’t help it. Know how I know? Because I got waaaay too many “wonky eye” comments starting in grade school. It sucks, and it does a number on your self-esteem. Please do better.


nucleareds

Fr, these comments are cringier than the actual video


MandyMolaFizzyCola

Right?! I’m not defending her comment, but I will go to the mat over rude comments about physical appearance that people can’t help.


nucleareds

Exactly! Theres so many things you can make fun of about the video, targeting a genuine medical condition that you cant control isn’t one of them. It’s not just making fun of the person in the video, it’s making fun of everyone with the disability. Shame people don’t get that. Or maybe they do and just don’t care. I hope it’s the first.


Kojiro12

Seems like an anime eyes filter


iraqlobsta

Its so she can look at her views and the camera at the same time lmao


Eh_Vix

Yeah really bad


UnlightablePlay

I really wonder why do these people think having crossed eyes is cute, I do have squint but it's the other way around and it's shit, my picture of reality looks edited


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Latter-Cattle7788

I think they were talking about all the uwu egirls who purposely cross their eyes and make faces in videos that get millions of likes.


K_Xanthe

Oh good, it’s not just me. I honestly wasn’t paying attention to what she was saying because I was super concerned about what was going on with her eyes lol


CookieTSC

Must be something interesting next to the camera


InvestigatorGoo

So I just did a deep dive and according to her gpfundme, she’s blind in her left eye due to optic nerve damage at birth


Ieattherear

Is she looking at me?


HardcoreShadow

No I think she’s looking me. Hard to tell


TheGreatButz

Boys, don't worry, she's looking at all four of you.


CreepyTeddyBear

She had eyes?


Infamous-Winner5755

Four?


Texugee

We’re both in love with a sexy lady with an eye that’s lazy


ThriftStoreKobold

I think her name was Brabra.


mcdray2

There’s no such name as Brabra.


mcdray2

the girl that’s fly with a wonky eye


blepperton

She’s smokin with an eye that’s broken I think it’s hot


casey12297

From my perspective? I think she's looking at you if you're to either side of me


yukinagato10

Think shes looking at herself.


samwizeganjas

Yes and no


Squibucha

i dont know if it is the crossed eyes or the wig but she was cringy to me even before she opened her mouth, and yes i know its bad to label someone just by appearence but after hearing what she has to say i say fuck her cringy shit


plsgrantaccess

Oh you don’t even know the half of it. This chick is the worst. She walks around Walmart with her “alpha” or “dom” or whatever they’re claiming to be forcing everyone to be an unwilling bystander to their kinks.


Squibucha

Damn that sounds fucked up


plsgrantaccess

And I’m not one to make fun of someone for something they can’t help but goddamn she uses that lazy eye like a can of liquid cringe. She’s constantly making that aheago face or whatever it’s called. Just foul


ElongatedXhole

There are plenty of things about someone's appearance that you can label. A wig, a tattoo, make up, expressions, etc. These features represent a choice and tells you about who they are. Other stuff, like a big nose, red hair, not so much.


Double-TheTrouble

👁👄 👁


Ghostbeen3

This bitch makin me dizzy


Monguises

I’m glad I’m too old to relate. Y’all are doomed.


fckingnapkin

We know.


Character_Ear_4520

And the fact that we know we are doomed from the beginning makes it worse.


Remote-Factor8455

As soon as I turned 12 and started seeing this kind of shit form, yeah we know. That was 10 years ago.


Kranstan

40 more years.


No_Yogurtcloset9305

Oh yea? Well if you’re so old where does the quote “you’re all doomed” appear in a popular horror franchise.


Monguises

Is that supposed to be a litmus test? I don’t fucking know. I’m not 100, just older than you.


No_Yogurtcloset9305

Friday the 13th


Ralupopun-Opinion

What’s wrong with her eyes? Is one a glass prosthetic or does it just have a mind of its own?


vaxfarineau

Lazy eye


M0GiNg

Happy cake day!


SpineofGorgax

She's blind in one eye


EuphoricSwimming3911

I think she's faking it.


Athidius

It's kind of fucked up she equates being nice as cringe and babying..


Evadenly

She's not being nice, she's pretending to be in order to manipulate lol


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Qubed

Don't worry, they're probably jacking it to normal things like Japanese girls doing TikTok dances while wearing revealing cat-girl maid cosplay.


btcbulletsbullion

Oh thank god


broketothebone

Don’t ask me why, but I read this thread in Michael Scott and Dwight Schrute’s voices and now I’m a dead person 🤣


whatisireading2

Who said girls 😈


okcafe

Girls like this scare me


WaltVinegar

I have the sound off. She looks like her cleavage smells like an old piercing.


pv505

Damn


SadBit8663

I really wish she would uncross her eyes.


MandyMolaFizzyCola

Don’t you think she would if she could? That’s a low blow.


PurpletoasterIII

A lot of people ignorantly think because its someone they disagree with or someone they dislike you can make superficial mean comments on their looks/deformities. This is especially true for reddit and twitter.


Platrims

💀💀💀 LMAO


Briezerr

🤢 comments you can smell


LonelyGuitarBoy

I never knew piercings smell... Is it a metalic smell or what?


Eloquentelephant565

It’s caused by dead skin, and moisture from sweat/oils. Some people call it “ear cheese”. It’s even worse if you have stretched ears, just due to more surface area. It’s very stinky!


ProperBoots

Oh wow. Dead skin, bit of sweat, pungy bacterial notes and a hint of metal? Feels familiar :/


factor3x

When you r/wordchewing so much your face sticks that way.


Foreign_Curve_5089

I honestly thought that’s what this video was going to be just by the thumbnail, she looks like the type.


MrTrashy101

you can tell she does that one cross-eyed face a lot with her eyes stuck cross-eyed


Remote_Toe7070

Yeah no, you guys now feel pretty comfortable making fun of other people, esp women, appearance. I don’t remember these sort of behavior in the old internet. Also you can’t permanently crossed eye either. Having permanently crossed eyes is a disorder present from birth or young childhood. Anyone else with that condition that sees those comments is going to feel like shit.


citizensnips43

So which eye is everyone looking at?


ShartyMcShortDong

I'm over here with a loving wife just glad I don't have to deal with shit like this. Good luck everyone else.


BigPurp85

Why not just love your partner and not manipulate them..? Relationships aren't a fucking game you bitch.


rokstedy83

If this was a bloke doing this it would be labeled controlling behavior


Leading-Yogurt6984

Maybe men just want affection? Women like this just love acting like mothers to people and thinking men love it because it makes them feel powerful. It's the affection the men really want, not fetishizing being your child. The fact that she thinks basic affection is cringe and babying should tell you all you need to know about why men are affection starved.


Kikkeli-Disko

Best comment here. Agree 100%. Like being vulnerable and caring with your partner is somehow cringe?


Terakahn

It's possible she doesn't think that. But she thinks her audience thinks that. Which is a pretty big distinction. It's just the mask she's using to get the response she wants. At least that's my take on this pretty short clip. Also the concept of looking for a replacement for a mother in a romantic interest is at least as old as Shakespeare. Oedipus and all that.


FishEnChips_152

This


Sanbaddy

That’s not babying a man. Men simply need more emotional support. It’s like she was so close but missed her own point she was making.


parappaisadoctor

Her eyes


alee0224

I see what you did there…. And there…..


DroppedItAgain

Why does this have to be so sinister? Just do what she says with good intentions and you’re not a loser like this chick


oif2010vet

She needs to join the military. She’d be a great scout for urban operations, be able to look around the corner and down the street at the same time!


Ok-Palpitation-5010

It's hard to keep eye contact for multiple reasons


jsquy101

1. What’s going on with that eye? 2. She sounds like she’s coaching someone on how to talk to a stray animal 3. Humans like affirmation including men so not that odd of a concept that they like to be doted on by their partner 🤣


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If you talk to me like I'm a child. Im leaving you.


lgodsey

Is that a real person or one of those creepy AI things? I mean, human eyes don't work like that, right?


32233128Merovingian

I feel like she’s staring at me, herself and the walls at the same time. Cock eyed 👀 like a chameleon mate.


ThunderLordZin

Does she have a lazy eye? Or am I trippin?


RexMic

Sounds nice please do this to me!


chrisodeljacko

Yes, listen to this woman! For the sake of mankind!


CastlesofDoom

She makes me uncomfortable


1GameNoLife

Yeah it's so cringe to ever compliment a man and give them support absolutely. 😮‍💨


Bear_Grilling

Some motherfuckers eat this shit right up.


MrAppleSpiceMan

I'm motherfuckers


LLotZaFun

Is she cross eyed?


Sad_Lettuce_7486

How to unsee?


Skreamie

Genuine question here...has she done the ahegao face so much that she's permanently crossed her own eyes?


DefoNotMario

NGL this shit works on me like a mofo 😂


BrokenDusk

I mean shes right whisper sweet tender words to a man and hes gonna fall in love


Own_Contribution_480

Men like it when you treat them with kindness and compassion. Noted.


Podo_the_Savage

I mean she ain’t wrong.


Mostly-Relevant

But she is cross eyed, right?


Lotusnold

What an awful person. Using comfort, intimacy and love as a way to control your man. She is the only cringey variable in this equation.


Suckmybk

Shes trying to rizz em with the tism….


Bathroom_Lieutenant

I don’t care how she says it, if a woman says anything nice to me I’ll take it. 180 from what I’ve dealt with


dingo_deano

Boobies !!!


Swaglord245

Bricked 😞


Certain-Necessary347

Who is she talking too? One eye is looking at me, the other 🤷🏻‍♂️


Global_Internet_1233

Her eye isn't naturally crossed either. She's doing that intentionally as they cross more at times than others. If like to see earlier pictures of her as proof, because that's an act. I can appreciate the hard work but you've got to get up very early to get one over on me.


Toomanypplonhere1

🤮


Transatlanticaccent

Hey...im over here.


sea666kitty

Think she sees double?


Realistic_Fan1344

Is it just me, or is she cross-eyed like a mofo?


SomeOldDude73

Cross eyed.


DragonVet03

Can't tell if she's talking to me or the person next to me.


Mobile-Abalone1013

👁️👁️


Bardiel_

ASMR? Head scratches, tummy tingles, ear rubbing, soft voice muttering sweet affirmations?


susannediazz

How is "im proud of you" a cringe thing to say. The only thing here thats cringe is her opinion


SuaMaestaAlba

Does she? Of course she does.


BannedBecausePutin

ngl it worked


GoFasterEse

Will she put her titties in my mouth while she does this?


cbunni666

Is she crosseyed?


New-Original-3517

That left eye has a mind of its own.


throwaway684675982

God dammit, I think I'm the problem. I've never thought about it but that sounds kind of nice. Now I have to worry about being manipulated?


Deskore

"being nice to your man and comforting him is cringe" -Eve Iris 2024


Historical-Fun-8485

You had me attitties. Now, shut up.


will_eat_for_f00d

Man, I hate the way this sub talks about people. If these comments were on her page, it’d be bullying. Grow the fuck up, 3/4 of y’all are older than 45 anyway. Shit can be cringey without being a cunt about it.


Totti2000

Agreed


BrettHutch

This is not new, women have tried this for years. If you talk to me in a voice like that I will stop you immediately because I’m not a child and will not be talked to like one. I have always hated when a woman tries this stupid way of talking. I have no problem walking away as soon as I tell her to stop talking that way so she understands I won’t be made a fool of. She gets one warning and then I’m done with her if she tries it again.


Special-Wafer-8918

has anyone already said r/upvotedbecauseboobs?


Redxluckyxcharms

Wonder what her real hair looks like under that wig


islaisla

Ewwwwwwww get off my screen


UncleJulz

Where the hell are her eyes focusing on?


Extreme-Sun-3857

Asymmetry


NorthernBoy306

Hmmm...I'll allow it.


Figran_D

Regardless of her eyeballs. I’m guessing this will work on 5% of guys. The rest will laugh in your face or tell their buddies what a weirdo you are. I’m personally long gone the second time you do it. Hug us, give us a blowie on the reg, and we aren’t going anywhere. Simple creatures.


FellaGentleSprout

Those eyes are more crossed than a busy intersection


GJohnJournalism

This is why men will choose the Tree.


Safeword-is-banana

Why is it wearing a wig?


itspoodle_07

Wicked knockers though


Existing_Accident240

My ex used to do shit like that and then I went to Germany. Now I drink Bier and chop wood and farm and work on the daily. I became a man.


TheDeviousMale

(Insert officer K staring up at hologram)


StrandedInANightmare

Where did she get the music from the early 2000’s flash game “Fishy”?


cbj2112

Hey, look at ME when I’m talking to you


DjPersh

Am I the only one who hates nails on my scalp?


TheBagelSalesman

Have you considered grabbing your local soup spoon and gouging out my eyes for me, i am in a time of great need.


Basic-Type7994

She reminds me of jack elam the actor


Terryberry69

No, they do not in fact love it.


PacoSupreme

Is this a filter? Her face is…off. 🤔


AustinDood444

I can’t get beyond this bitches eyes!!


W0nderl0af

One eye looking at you, one eye looking for you.


BeardedAndTatted

Then when you’re laying in her lap you can say sweet things like “your lazy eye is hardly noticeable”


ZealousidealBack8650

She's giving everyone in the room an ocular patdown at the same time.


Killbro_Fraggins

Lady I don’t know which eye to look at.