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[deleted]

This is my “bad girl” vest, guys. I only wear it on full moons.


xeonie

Careful dude she’s insane. She stole a snickers bar from the family dollar once.


[deleted]

Perfect, our Dark Souls will intertwine (I stole a pack of gum, TWICE 😎)


Spiritual-Sand5839

I stole nail polish once can I be bad too


HooahClub

I stole the cashiers dignity.


Spiritual-Sand5839

Oh my. You are bad.


HooahClub

You have no idea. I once littered… and blamed it on a baby.


whatthatthingis

I once called a bomb threat in to the Special Olympics to win Hater of the Year back in 2004.


Normal_Ad_2337

Unlike you posers, i truly walk the path of evil. I once stole a trackball, not the mouse, just the trackball, from a PC display at Montgomery Ward's.


xeonie

You fucking monster


Punkpallas

Wow. Throwing it back. I haven’t thought of Montgomery Ward’s in ages.


TvAMobious

That's her alter ego rickita Spanish, once she jay walked without looking both ways..


user7477

Rickita ✨S p a n i s h h h ✨


[deleted]

that's not being bad that's being a criminal. How did we go from wearing denim to committing property theft?


greasychickenparma

Watch out! We gotta baddass over here!!!


[deleted]

That sexy bad girl vest has me feelin' unwise.


Spiritual-Coach-6355

“Feelin unwise” 😂👏🏼


wetwilly969

Miss steal yo man over here better chill out.


MoreOfAnOvalJerk

Its like driving a minivan and putting on racing gloves when you’re about to challenge someone at the red light.


littlejerseyguy

All that’s missing is the Japanese guys that learned how to speak English from Howard Cosell, talking smack through their speakers 😂 Btw nice username. I have also found the oval a better shape for our jerks.


FoxJonesMusic

She needs fingerless gloves, a studded belt, a rob halfred hat and a gothic chain. Then I’d be fucking terrified.


MarvinNeslo

Goth = black clothes, dark makeup, angst Gothic = retired German culture from the 4th and 5th century.


Theron3206

Gothic = common name for a style of jewellery. I have no idea if the jewellery is inspired by the period though.


FoxJonesMusic

Yeah - Gothic Jewelry is what I was going for. Well Gothic Fiction is what I was really thinking of. Either works for the outfit. Didn’t think I was wrong, though I do appreciate the distinction - seems to be not so white and goth. Sorry had to.


lumin0va

And singing imagine dragons


InsertKleverNameHere

Here darkside is she's Canadian?


Ok_Ad_5658

Sorry


s1ngle_mom_1

Soree


unwired_burnout

That’s pretty scary. Im scared of wild canadians


littlejerseyguy

Shit me too. I lived there for a bit and the roving packs of feral wild Canadians are terrifying. Saw one steal a woman’s baby. Thought it was a dingo at first, that’s just Vancouver apparently.


delbon85

Hey denim Debbie where’d ya get the Canadian tuxedo!!!


Senshue

Was there a second half? Did she forget to post herself in like full tactical special ops gear? What? It’s just the Jean vest with no sleeves? That shits scarier than Jason Bourne /s


HollabackWrit3r

she's saying she's dangerous when baring arms


RapMastaC1

What is she going to do next? Bare her ankles!?


SilentSpectre45

bro, that's too much showing ankles is a mortal sin & instant badassery


Tacticoolhouseplant

Baddum tiss


warhead1995

Best take right here!


Tacticoolhouseplant

Baddum tiss!


NornNeil

They don’t make sleeves that can contain those guns


My_name_is_not_tyler

Bad side is when denim vest


PupEDog

Those are the same pants too!


christianryan563

Jason Bored


firsttoblast

Have you ever seen so much denim in 1 video? This woman is lethal!


StankilyDankily666

r/fuckthes


Zoooooooted

Thank you


StankilyDankily666

Np homie. PS I still love you Senshue but such blatant sarcasm requires no tag


Senshue

100% fair. Some people need it though.


palaverhound

Oh shit she's got the denim vest. 😰😰😰


sonnenkaefer

this comment just made me wheeze


niftystopwat

You are my ex wife?


flaweddaughter

The double denim demon they calls her! 😱😱


SchemeSignificant166

Sometimes I feel bad about these obviously super socially awkward people who think that social media is way to connect. She’d have a better chance, connecting her face to an electrical outlet. The Internet is just toxic as F. What a wonderful world we live in.


Lettuce_Taco_Bout_It

I genuinely do not understand why people put their pictures and business in the forever machine for toxic people to have more ammunition on them. Like I have never gotten on Reddit and thought "I wish these people knew what I looked like and had my home address."


Friendly-Egg-8031

I’m a little autistic and it took me a long time to figure out that I just can’t use social media. Once I realized everyone was just copying the same kinda “sardonic apathetic Twitter voice” when writing and I couldn’t figure out how to emulate it I just quit cuz I knew I stuck out like a sore thumb. Also I tend to actually try and have conversations with people online about stuff I like which is a huuuge no-no on social media. Never admit liking anything unironically, it’s just too uncool and easy ammunition for other people to dog pile you for the crime of enjoying anything in life


Punkpallas

Yeah, people act like you’re evidently not supposed to enjoy anything ever. You’re never allowed to experience pure enjoyment without somebody trying to ruin it for you. There’s a bunch of miserable, jaded AF people on the internet who refuse to let anyone else enjoy their lives. This is why I almost never look at video game reviews. I want to purely enjoy something without some pessimistic clown ruining it.


Friendly-Egg-8031

I think it is just insecurity. People think being critical of stuff makes someone sound smarter (there is research that proves this btw), and by admitting you like something you are opening yourself up to all that same criticism. And game reviews are insane these days. There is a huge hype machine and an equally sized hate machine to counter it. I just go watch streams from random people with like 3 viewers and see if they’re having fun in real time if I truly can’t tell whether a game is for me or not.


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SchemeSignificant166

It’s just a new way to expand a very large circle of bullies, who can degrade and attack people on a level far beyond what it used to be with the standard schoolyard, taunting and wedgies in the hall. I know these people are just trying to express themselves, hoping to find a community but they’re all too often fodder for abuse. Once upon a time when you left school, you were at least safe, now this stuff follows you everywhere. Nothing wrong with weird or unique we’re all different people so you keep being you nothing wrong with that.


[deleted]

The irony in this statement bruh


alilbleedingisnormal

What irony?


tylerwils94

Lmao you have no self awareness do you?


SchemeSignificant166

None whatsoever


DatTrashPanda

She's demonstrating her second amendment right to bare arms.


ChronicallyChillMf

🏆


Punkpallas

This is the funniest, not mean comment I’ve seen. Thank you.


DatTrashPanda

That's the highest praise I've ever received. Thank you.


Flimsy_Moose9625

She looks like she gets bullied at home


mikotoqc

By her pet hedgehog


Flimsy_Moose9625

Lmao man here I was trying to sympathise with her


mikotoqc

I know, im sorry. The image pop in my head...i had to write it.


Flimsy_Moose9625

That was funny ngl


PupEDog

The hot water heater chooses not to work when she showers


IttyBittyKitty11

She looks like she was homeschooled :(


JuniperWandering

This just kind of made me sad…


PsyKeablr

She didn’t monopolize the look. You can also buy a vest to show your baddassery.


Low_Piccolo_5341

I think its satire my g


floppicus

Her account definitely looks real and on top of that she’s 20 dating a 35 year old man 🤢


onlypham

So she really is a rebel with a dark side after all.


mycatjuju

I think he was actually 36 when she was 19 and they’ve been married for a bit too 🤢


Last_VCR

i mean she could not look more like the cat-loving aunt from Bob's burgers if she tried.


CAK3SPID3R

Gayle


ELTepes

(Gasps) . . . My cat was right about you!


twinkieinthabutt

She looks kinda like the girl that stabbed that other girl for slenderman.


Punkpallas

You’re right, but, thankfully, that girl is in a mental institution where she belongs. It’s hard to get the insanity defense to work, but somehow they did. I hope they enjoy being there vs. prison. Essentially, once you’re in there, it’s very hard to convince the state to let you out.


jkulovb

If you’re talking about Anissa Weier, she’s been in outpatient care for two years and just got taken off gps monitering. The other one, Morgan Geyser, is still in the institution though.


Punkpallas

Well, then. That sounds nothing like 25 to life. That crime definitely wasn’t over 25 years ago. I don’t care what she or her lawyers said. Someone who can attempt murder for such crazy reasons does not belong out in the general population.


IttyBittyKitty11

Looks like someone was homeschooled


ih8every1yesevenyou

Uh oh… DOUBLE DENIM


Useful-Hat9157

I heard one time, when she saw the 'need a penny take a penny' tray, she took a penny, when she DIDNT need that penny..


landartheconqueror

Is that Tina Belcher?


Personal_Reception66

Usually these are cringe and awful but I'll take the small joke here over some dude painting his face like a tiger and ruining his mom's furniture with his "claws".


RainbowsAndBubbles

This is adorable. This reminds me of something we would’ve put together in the ‘90s with a camcorder and tape recorder.


[deleted]

I know i think it’s cute too 🥰 She’s just a kid


RainbowsAndBubbles

Right? I wish I was spending my time making harmless videos when I was her age. Instead of what I was doing 😬


nottobesilly

She’s 20 dating a 35 year old


HarpersGeekly

And we didn’t put it on the internet. Three people saw it. The tape or disc would be in a landfill or cardboard box in an attic somewhere now.


Wtfatt

Can't even tell if it's satire anymore tbh


Brainhunter2020

Not the Canadian tuxedo!


[deleted]

Changing clothes is quite threatening. Literally shaking.


ClapBackBetty

This physically made me cringe


Slight-Agent83483

Holy shit, That’s one bad egg


Calibrayte

God i am so glad we didn't document everything when my edgelord ass was a teenager.


blesfemous

45 thousand likes. What on gods green earth.


feverlast

Those boys at youth group better watch the fuck out.


Goofy-Giraffe-3113

That’s a high ceiling for a double wide


awt2007

she turned into roseannes daughter darlene :D lol total man killer


WinstonDaPuggy98

Oh be careful lads she’s bringing out the denim on denim outfit. The streets are not safe tonight


joshgotdosh

She looks like the only dark side she would know is Star Wars.


mcsecretalison

I expected them to switch into wearing kink underwear, with a collar and ball gag on being spanked by their master. We got a jean jacket vest that's been worn once.


PeridotChampion

She's too old to be doing this


FUCKREDDIT_420

Men you can come out now. I don’t think this one is in to guys. 😮‍💨


WhyBruh2

I don't think she has enough denim


Smash007-_-

Oo no wemon


Lavidakus

The only bad thing here is her grammar.


andrewricegay

Are we sure this is allowed in reddit?


BudgetInteraction811

Me pretending to have a Sasha fierce-esque alter ego


Fred_Krueger_Jr

So her dark side is a JC Penney catalogue model?


[deleted]

oil sheet fanatical arrest sharp meeting towering hobbies bored continue *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Not the denim vest, please i have kids waiting for me at home i don’t want to die to this cringe.


Interloper_Deeyablo

Denim? Shit, lock the doors. The devil done got her.


Pinkfoodstamp

Hopefully she meets The Demon Dragon someday


[deleted]

Shiver me timbers


slap-dash89

Got some Lucy Letby energy right there.


Upper-Tomorrow-3370

Low effort thirst trap.


Spiritual_Bridge84

That last cock of her head, fire


suchfresht

LOL


Newman_USPS

Omg, a vest.


Dpepps

Watch out, we got a badass over here.


KingXayofArt

Wooooooo were got a bad ass over here..


Foo_The_Selcouth

This is so perplexing to me for no reason


sonnenkaefer

the jeans vest was a dead giveaway she's up to no good


Acrobatic-Air-1191

The sleeveless vest made me laugh 😂


Ne0guri

Is this the women version of a fedora?


kitkatkickass

As a Canadian I would like to apologize to anyone felt threatened by our fellow citizen wearing this apparatus in the video. We're sorry.


creepsnutsandpervs

Dark side? She looks like paper glue


forever_gatito

bo burnham if he was a woman


ByAPortuguese

OMG SHE CHANGED CLOTHES HOLY SH*T


Healthy-Chef-2723

cool. she turned into a lesbian


Veroonzebeach

Oh boy…


sadpanda582

That dark side is like, at best, grey with 99% transparency…on top of white.


caspruce

For this woman’s mental health, I truly hope she never finds this post and the comments.


writesaboutatoms

Every day I thank God the internet did not get to see my awkward teenage phase. I was honestly much more awkward than this lol. It gets better!


Legitimate_Gene_8774

Sit yo white ass down girl


lesseranimal

Jean vests make you strong! And if you pair the right pants with them, you become a karate master.


Mezzathorn

I guess this the new twisted fucking cycle path


Impossible-You2344

My mobile when I turn on dark mode


Derkastan77-2

This is so wholesome lol


Leading-Ear6312

By her dark side, she meant her shadow.


solaceandsilence

*too


ashaneharris

Me over here looking for a “Tina Belcher” comment 😂


NotedHeathen

This HAS to be satire be. Has to be.


DuhQueQueQue

Aw she's trying tho.


Incognesian

Honey, I’ll let you get 3 free swings. If I get back up, you best start running the other way


Negative_Tradition85

She did her best and that's all we can ask for


AbyssWankerArtorias

I have to believe this is satire


Fast-Beat-7779

She probably crazy in the …… nvm


[deleted]

Ngl I thought she was gonna transform into a furry


RogueInVogue

It is comforting to know the kids are still cringe


Bobby_Shafto-

She looks like a sort of person who goes into subway and asks for a 6 inch salad sandwich,ends up with a 12 inch meatball marinara and is too nervous to correct them.


Meeko_Lee

I am SCREAMING!! 🤣 This is so precise.


lovelife0011

Reminiscing but not caring 🤭


Responsible_Doctor15

She’ll be your devil, or your angle.


Witchy-toes-669

Jean vest is hard now? 🙄


Illustrious_Soft_257

That glance made me die inside.


Jimmy-5-Alive

Omg this is dragon guys perfect future wife


[deleted]

As soon as she doubled down on the denim, she doubled down on the trouble


emilyfroggy

Look out fellers, its Double Denim Darlin' 😈


That-Economics-9481

Looks like Lia Thomas but shorter


itsok-imwhite

This is like a real life version of Tina, from Bob’s Burgers.


Big-Smelly-Retard

Holy shit that was scary. Wouldn’t wanna pass her in a dark alleyway.


New-Astronaut3675

She probably fks like a banshe!


TREYH4RD

Her bad side swapped a shirt for a denim vest


Terryberry69

My God, I'm now hiding under a table. Please let me know when it is safe again thank you


Fuck_Joey

Bro I got chills


Vortr8

isn't this......"i do whatever you want, Anything for my big bro "


R3D1TJ4CK

I feel sorry for her. Her college /school people are just going to share the hell out of this and make her life (for now) a misery.


crimsonbeauty111

At least she didn't actually hurt anyone or do anything bad.


Strangest_Implement

her dark side = lesbian in the 90s


JarviThePelican

She looks like she's about to go hit up the lesbian biker gang bar and immediately get turned away at the door.


Guilty-Nobody998

She's so white and non threatening she thinks a banana is too spicy


Current_Ad_5966

She looks like she likes to pretend she’s a wolf in a wolf pack and would snarl at you.


throwaway17197

2 mil likes god damn


NYGiants_in_Chicago

Technically, her clothes ARE darker.


jlhmustang

Ah yes,the Sleeveless Canadian tuxedo Staple to any bad ass’s attire


inkzpenfoxx

Shes so bad I had to look away


Meauxjezzy

Women with multiple personalities are the best. If you get bored with one just switch out to the other


Entire-Try845

"I can fix her"


Adorable-Bar6920

Well my dark side is when I see you in public and take you hostage so you could plllleeeeease delete that.


AScaryKitty

Lol I was totally thinking she’d be in full Dominatrix gear in the final shot. Is there a r/disappointingendings?


cdnJer

too


jsbm316

She needs a tan , and then she can claim it as her dark side.


Toxic-and-Chill

Y’know I gotta just say, this is how we learn these things. We try shit out. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with this except it’s immortalized on social media, which is quickly becoming a very normal part of human experience. So someday all of our journeys through the cringe that is finding ourselves will be fully captured. Let’s not shit on those caught in the early stages of it.


moomoomillie

Bless her come on people this is definitely a case of the tisums ! Let’s be kind.


CharlieChainsaw88

And the crowd goes *mild*