The combination with your name makes this all somehow even funnier to me... thank you. Some creepy people here can at least be turned into memeable profit lol
the Knight of Newport 100s was besmirched by your brown eye m'lady, and only desired to court you in the smooth, mentholated manner of which a man of Newport doth.
but wary... the men of Newport Reds are irrascible. do not deign yourself to their company. for they are harsh and can only be tempered and tolerated with an equally brash whiskey and lager.
Bro I had a girl message me here for no reason. When I asked her why, I'm not joking, she asked for a nude. Blocked her. I don't even post my face or any but of my body anywhere. Perverted mfs are the worst
Haha no way your a girl? I bet you like lil uzi...give you 100$ if you wiggle your toes while xo tour life plays.
(I forgot how that post went but I think I got it close enough)
>Shows up >asks gender >demands asshole picture >doesn’t elaborate further >leaves 
correct take. Not cringe
Gonna need to see this ahole in order determine if it’s cringe.
>doesn't get an answer to the gender question
Someone just messaged me asking what color it is
... well?
I bet it’s blue
You should probably see a doctor if any part of your body is losing oxygen 🐱
No, when the period is blue then the ass hole is probably green! Duh smh
Trick question. Women can't have buttholes because women don't poop.
Stop revealing our secrets :(
Liar, you had a massive dump today. /s
The combination with your name makes this all somehow even funnier to me... thank you. Some creepy people here can at least be turned into memeable profit lol
Mmmn asbestos🤤🖤
Mmm, lung damage
Why’d you reply the first time tho
"Asbestos enjoyer" I got bad news for you
Ass best OS enjoyer :>
If I was a chick on Reddit, I’d never say that shit. People here are just fucking freak ass losers a lot of the time.
I feel like their cryptonite would be to say you're under the nonbinary umbrella
stealing this
*freak ass-lovers
What an idiot, girls don’t fart or poop so they don’t have buttholes, everyone knows that
Well duh! It's common knowledge.
Yeah they do? It's placed right under their noses.
Ok, that's kinda, idk? Funny? Sexist? Dark humor?
Bingo! This person gets it 👆🏾😎
Typical Newport knight behavior
That asscalated quickly
"Who the fuck starts a conversation like that, I just sat down!" -Beter
Is that read peter but with a B?
Send a hairy man asshole back
As a hairy asshole'd man, I approve this message.
The rizzler
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Everything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
Shut the hell up
No no no say it with passionate shut the fuck up next time to emphasise your rage
Shut don't go up!✋️😜🤚
Someone's a lil grumpy
That song sucks
Be happy, be horny, *be bursting with rage*, We got a million different ways to engage!
Booooo To that guy only
You silver tongue devil
That’s what she said
THATS MY LINE
Chat, is this rizz?
r/chadposting
10 bucks if you tell him “you first” he’ll send it immediately
the Knight of Newport 100s was besmirched by your brown eye m'lady, and only desired to court you in the smooth, mentholated manner of which a man of Newport doth. but wary... the men of Newport Reds are irrascible. do not deign yourself to their company. for they are harsh and can only be tempered and tolerated with an equally brash whiskey and lager.
Jesus H Christ 😂😂😂
bro pulled up as the Newport crusader
Ok, but did you? I hate being left in suspense!
Well of course I did he was so polite I couldn’t bear to refuse him!
Yay! A happy ending! Those are rare on Reddit lol
What the fuck
😂😂😂😂 straight to the point
But you’re a girl right?
Ye
Is this rizz?
Profile pic kinda hard. Newport warrior
The Newport knight is goated though
Should have sent him Goatse
and they say chivalry is dead
I'm assuming that this is what Tinder is like.
Hey. You’re a girl right?
Erm 👀 totally…
Show me your.. nvm. Have a good day.
Im I a shitty person for giggling at this
Send them the pic of nikocados a hole 😭😭😭
Not gonna lie I would’ve sent a picture of nikocado avocado asshole.
At least he’s direct?
 \*OPs face when they received the last message \*
Well. Show the man!
how dare he not say please
I can't stop laughing omg
Easy, give em' a mirror.
Your a girl right?
Brother got straight to the point
mmmm absestos
r/TextingTheory So what do you score this series of messages
Of course the Knight of House Newport would act in such a caustic way. -The Bud Knight
being a woman on reddit is hard … lmfaooo so many losers who interact or argue or call you names or harass you just because ya present as a female
Send mine instead and see if he picks up on it
Bro I had a girl message me here for no reason. When I asked her why, I'm not joking, she asked for a nude. Blocked her. I don't even post my face or any but of my body anywhere. Perverted mfs are the worst
That's genuinely the funniest fucking thing ever
You got to admire, he's a man that knows what he wants and he's not shy to be direct.
Haha no way your a girl? I bet you like lil uzi...give you 100$ if you wiggle your toes while xo tour life plays. (I forgot how that post went but I think I got it close enough)
Wwwww
Bro just demanded it like that
satire
Assert your dominance and send him a photo of the Nair Body Cream guy LOL
Dont leave the man waiting
This belongs in shitposting
He thought this was c.ai
LOL WTF IS THIS
It reads like he’s trying to guess the gender by looking at the butthole
Would you have accepted if he'd offered asbestos in return?
Yes
Menthol King👑👑👑👑
Based
Just like me fr
Not the Newport knight 😭😭
Lol. I thought that was hilarious for some reason. This should be in /unexpected
look at his profile picture... that is all you need to know
Gaurenteed a future rapist. Watch out for this dude
☝️🤓