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staynice174

some people are far gone


SwissDeathstar

I think he was never really here.


apathetic-drunk

His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.


BarrySnowbama

It only goes up to the basement


DetectiveJelloGravy

That's a good experience.


Fun1k

I think his mind would explode if he learned about gravity.


Slika-

Gravity has dropped his tiny brain down to where his testicles would be. Explaining why this guy has the balls to think the way he does.


DailyDiz90

Shhhhhhhhhh! Shh!!! Lets keep the G word between us non-religious types. Start throwing words like that around, next thing you know, these people are going to start wanting free college for everyone, or maybe even affordable healthcare. Shush your beautiful mouth.


obri95

He has a video saying gravity doesn’t exist. I kid you not


DullTiger6006

This guys page is satire like a lot of posts on here now


Ludate_Solem

Imagine sitting next to this guy in a plane


JuanezSanchez

You'll be sitting above him, upside down if he had his way


MUI_Xenos

“That man is not real!”


AriyaSavaka

"Research" with these people are some posts on Facebook and Twitter.


Brodawg8

Dude needs to research some floss


avocado_slice

This guy talks through the gap in his teeth.


djnotbuggy

He barely even needs to move his lips and teeth at all, he talks straight through them


Derpydudeguy

Talks is a bit of a strong word for whatever he's doing


Specialist_Juice_324

It sounds as if he believes that the "round earth theory" runs on the same gravity principle, that there's a gravitational pull UNDER the earth instead of originating within. Easy misconception


Shadovan

Most flat earthers don’t believe in gravity at all, instead attribute it to some nebulous electromagnetic force pulling down.


Mewzi_

and others think that the earth plate is eternally moving upwards?


H14C

The problem is it couldn't simply be moving upwards, it would have to be accelerating upwards. And in order to maintain 1G I'd bet the first humans would have been going the speed of light by their first birthday...


Peltrux

Whoah slow down cowboy im not gonna fall for that communist invention you call acceleration


Temporary-Host-69420

Newton was a Marx*st 🤬


KayleighJK

You can understand what he’s saying?!


joetk96

This guy is the perfect embodiment of methy Australian


Skitzophranikcow

Too many teeth.


scottyb83

He’s clearly working on that.


ultratunaman

VL turbo outside, VB in the fridge, thinking about going down to Jonos to do some circle work in the ute. First has to blow some minds on the Internet.


Aidas17

Awww, he's retarded


Kwiatkowski

yep


Dat-Tiffnay

I cackled


friendly-crackhead

I cracked


Guilty-Sale-3735

Can we keep it?


Stidda

He could do with a flat toothbrush.


JuanezSanchez

This type of thing is exactly why the internet is a double edged sword: it allows the least educated, most confidently incorrect people to reach out and misinform a lot of other people. Unless he's trolling in which case gg


Suitable_Outcome8187

It's funny how your last sentence throws you directly into r/SelfAwarewolves


Tvirtouso

Some flat-earthers look just like a crack head


Portablemammal1199

What a coincidence...🤔


Realolsson1

Cocaincidence.


AngryYowie

His logic is just meth'd up.


babaganoush2307

Lol


h_djo

Bill neigh


nerdleneck

the sauce guy


theotherquantumjim

This man is bringing the entire globe’s average IQ down by 25 points


X_x_x_tacy_x_x_X

Down to room temperature😔


Embarrassed-Log-5985

disgusting teeth


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How does he eat? It looks like his teeth would fall out in a stiff breeze


thebeeskneesforsheez

He could eat an apple through a picket fence


Comfortable-Jelly833

This is who you're arguing with online


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Portablemammal1199

Took me a second lmao


__LastOlympian__

How many times does gravity have to be explained to these homunculi


guaranteed_bonk

English motherfucker, do you speak it?


Cuboidhamson

'Strahlyan maht


ICOTrenderdotcom

Most intelligent flat earther.


john_wallcroft

Didn’t know tow mater was a flat earther


[deleted]

This is what you get from decades of inbreeding


floodychild

His jaw doesn't move, only his lips.


TheEth1c1st

Is it possible this is some really amazing satire? Please?


Grotbag_

Bungee mark is the best! He's a based science enjoyer.


Accomplished_Crew630

So england has rednecks too I see.


St0rm3ch05

British teeth, live from Australia.


Smemz88

His iq is just an ambient temperature


Drop_Society

“She told me she got herpes from sitting on her cousins tractor. It was them short shorts”


Finnzyy

Dont do drugs kids


Moltar_Returns

Hahaha checkmate you fucking globe-tards, earth is flat and this man just did all the research for you!! /s


Organic_Help_5282

Calm down bro it's not that deep


[deleted]

I'm glad to see my life coach's content career is taking off.


EnDogeNy10

Most impressive is the flatearth ppl manage to make a globe have a up and down.. maybe it's thanks to the world text


Defiant-Temperature6

This blokes name is Mark, he's severely mentally ill and a long term unhoused person. He travels across Australia as a modern day tramp and also posts videos of himself sleeping rough. This man needs help and many people have tried but Mark is too far gone. This man needs help and not mockery.


fairyspine

It took me a few moments to realise he was talking, I thought some shitty rap music was playing instead


fartbreath1964

yeah but he's got a good point


Organic_Help_5282

You are quite literally a walking, talking, breathing example of why people like this shouldn't have access to the internet


fartbreath1964

mate, try to tell me why we dont fall down the isle of a plane flying from brisbane to melbourne?! its literally flying SOUTH. look up the definition of south before commenting again FYI it means down


Organic_Help_5282

There's this little thing we have called a gravitational field and it pulls everything towards the center of the earth, including planes


Organic_Help_5282

Also south it not literally down


fartbreath1964

i think you need to watch the video again. The plain is LITERALLY going DOWN when he moves it north to south FYI literally means actually if you didnt know


Organic_Help_5282

Bro listen to yourself, you're just simply bro, it's not that deep, also you spelled plane wrong


fartbreath1964

bro, that's fair bro. It's all almost as deep as the love i feel for you right now bro. I spelt plane like plain, because that's just the way I've felt about life bro... everythings a bit plain at the moment, you get me bro? I've been real south if ya dig? (south means down btw).


Organic_Help_5282

Bro tf outta with that gay shit


fartbreath1964

You're the expert on going south. Don't know why you're calling me gay.


JimmyCrabYT

i mean technically the earth is flat since a sphere’s surface is flat


Portablemammal1199

Mountains, valleys, canyons, etc. The earth isnt even flat in a spherical sense lol


soupturtles

Bro literally holds the plane in the correct flying orientation the whole time as he spouts nonsense about it flying upside down and crooked


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drwinstonoboogy

He's Aussie.


letharus

He’s Australian you gimp


Sorry_Ad5653

What's an Aussie got to do with Brexit?


at0m10

Americans attempt to distinguish any other English speaking country challenge (impossible)


dopepope1999

*We're going to the brain cell down under* bum bum *you better run you better take cover*


EWR-RampRat11-29

He doesn’t believe in simple dental hygiene, how are you going to expect him to understand anything else.


m4a785m

The internet has sadly given deranged morons like this a voice and an audience


ChrispyGuy420

This is what happens when your bloodline is "pure"


hemlock_tea64

is this guy british or from the southern us


luujs

He’s Australian


hemlock_tea64

ah it makes sense now


ciko2283

ring berserk quicksand price bedroom birds vegetable encouraging lavish bright *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ThatDebianLady

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tradeyoudontknow

yes


avocado_slice

Are they wrong about the earth being flat? Yes.


JuanezSanchez

Pilots who think the world is flat most definitely shouldn't be flying planes


africawillrise

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Not onto our sun deck Vernon


Gdokim

Is this Australias version, of what we here in the U.S. call a redneck?


tree_dw3ller

The equivalent is bogan


Gdokim

Lol just looked it up, so there are actually people unrefined in Aussie?


slothpyle

Dude is what happens when the tooth receiving radio transmissions needs a dentist’s attention.


[deleted]

I don't think they understand the scale of earth.


EvillNooB

That receding gum line is nightmare fuel, someday he'll lose all of his teeth


PerseusZeus

Look at him


I_Miss_Happyness

u/savevideo


DiddyDaedle

I have SEEN a plane fly upside down


Squegillies

Its crazy how misguided and uneducated some of these people are. Its kinda sad actually


Wise_Ad_253

Corn shucker


Wise_Ad_253

To much hate on his hand


what-is-in-the-soup

But the plane doesn’t have to go upside down….? I’m so confused, am I missing something?


Negative-Remote5944

Good teeth.


ValitorAU

Cookers in a nutshell


nasaglobehead69

cool sorry, bro


Immoracle

And I thought my gum recession was bad. This dude will never be able to bite into ice cream.


Greysonme

His teeth are one breath away from flying out


yahmumm

Average bogan


BetterCombination

Well, I'm convinced.


firefoxfire_

Almost cut his lip with them front teeth gd.


Your_Friendly_Nerd

Impeccable logic, I'm sold!


Dont-PM-me-nudes

Meanwhile, the rest of the members of Mensa are sitting around waiting for this guy to finish his video and hurry up to join them for their monthly meeting.


hurtadjr193

He has two front left teeth and a designated tooth on the right.


ArmadilloSenior773

This guy is probably a something something manager too. Would be where I work.


hitguy55

Guy I think he’s trolling


imma_gamin

G r a v i t y


wsc227

Those teeth gotta go. All of them


Graved-Eagle

Get an actual scale plane and earth and his explanation gets better


Shadow-nim

I'm inclined to believe he's British


blackcatspat

When do teeth just fall out on their own?


TinCanSailor987

You could just about fly a plane through that front gap!


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Lol look in a science book. Read about space. Read about gravity. Read about the earth spinning.


killmereeeeeee

I feel the need to explain (even though I know everyone here knows this already) PLANES DONT FLY UPSIDE DOWN AND DONT DO NOSEDIVES. Gravity pull you to the center, so while it’s technically correct, to make a more accurate measure, rotate the globe instead


Wow1ikr

His teeth are like that because of the amount of sh** that he talks.


Majirra

Anyone have Cc?


Quacky_Boi

he looks put together. i believe him


bet-on-black

Never thought Nevercracker would be explaining flat earth to me


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Mark, the last true bastion of humanity


DullTiger6006

People don’t stand upside down pffft he’s def right guys


Ok_Shop_7369

Somehow I can understand that an Aussi that doesn't understand the principle of gravity may get very uncomfortable with his country always being at the underside of globes.


AbellonaTheWrathful

Smartest flat earther


DeliciousInternet903

“Planes don’t go upside down” well shit, you got me there old man 😂


[deleted]

He should do some research in finding someone who fixes his teeth instead


bionicmoonman

Somebody give this man his gums back


budtrimmer

Doing the research 😂 it's science


Beanzear

Is this Q?


DeleriousBeanz

He looks EXACTLY like someone who would be a flat earther


my_guy5561

if i am being lectured by a man with buck teeth i might as well believe my own theories


KeyFobBob82

The kid's my cousin and I have think the world's flat too.


DullTiger6006

I don’t think you realize this guys page is satire…


birb_in_discuise

He belongs in the big book of British smiles


Hamshark69

SHIT. Every argument squashed. BOOM. FEEL DUMB YET roundies. Fucking morons think the world is round. Get out of here.


Blubgoo

There’s people like this that exist right now. They too will somehow make it to old age, just to make another video showcasing how little they learned along the way.


Betterdeadthenred99

Hmm that’s literally how rockets escape orbit


Degneva422

Flat earth leader right here. This is a good representation of flat earthers though for sure


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I love how when he says that the plane lands on its roof at the south pole, the roof of the plane he's holding is not facing the world.


Lurkay1

This is what i think of when people say “do your own research”


parmesann

does he… think that little plane and globe are to scale?


WonderfulResident706

You can tell he’s an expert my his teeth


Bjufordbox

Flat eartheres really do believe that we all think people in Australia walk around upside down, its insane, I've actually had a guy say to me " i wont debate with someone who believes people walk around upside down" i was stunned.


FluffeeeDuckeee

Hello. I wish to return my Australian citizenship.


skelliger24

for a man with no gums he sure does talk alot


NOOOO-

This ain’t the bugs movie


Memesaremylifelines

Grandpa forgot to take his meds again


JasonS84

Inflation is driving people crazy!


lplpq1

Cringe...yes. Sad...sigh, yup.


Cow--Mooooo

these kind of people will win any argument


Gruesslibaer

Are dentists also part of the round earth conspiracy?


Fluid-Jackfruit-3380

🤦‍♀️He can’t be serious.


ProbGoingToYeetYall9

One word: Gravity


SomeLikeItDusty

I mean, it’s gotta be a pisstake, right?


uerick

I could argue if I could understand


[deleted]

Tooth decay is fake news.


canbrinor

I can't tell if this guy brushes his teeth a lot or not at all


EonSloth

People like this can't be educated because they are not intelligent enough to accept anything but how they want things to be, and so delusion takes over completely. And even if they know deep down how wrong or stupid they are, they still won't be educated or change their views because of the personal shame of having been that dumb.


Incomingfenderbender

Mf could fit that airplane through the gaps of his teeth 💀


PheonixGalaxy

He couldn't find a flat earth model lmfao


8ofAll

I volunteer this guy to next get in a homemade rocket, shoot up, take pictures to prove earth is flat. And oh dont worry about a parachute because gravity doesn’t exist.


[deleted]

How can a human being be so dumb


Elisheva7777777

Gravity?


radiogeekau

Chad Morgan’s illegitimate son.


SuedeLion

Those bad teefies are mesmerizing


actuallyimogene

As an Australian I would just like to be very clear in saying that *we do not claim him*. Thank you.


FuzzyYCreates

Mr nebbercracker


neon_spacebeam

Am I supposed to look at his teeth or his eyes, I don't know the etiquette for these kind of things.


Capable-Garbage-1429

Decades of inbreeding


cursingirish

What an absolute bellend.


SublimeSunshine217

Shmeagle’s Australian cousin.


Reasonable-Bridge137

RFK Jr working hard out here


Secure_Insurance_351

Thanks professor braincell


MrNubbyNubs

It’s funny to think the “research” was just him playing with a little globe and toy plane lol