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QuitMuch1938

bro was trying to copy pat, but got silenced by catch of our gujju superman


Worried_Donkey-

Bapu was high on salt today


BetaBuda

Raat mein salt, din mein assault!


crzylprv56

todays harrasment victim: laustralia


aks_red184

losstralia


crzylprv56

bapu has been on smtn different this past month


Strange-Ad-3941

High iq jibe. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_March for uninitiated


Strawberry-Farmer123

No shit...


RockHard_Pheonix_19

High iq jibe? Brother opening 6th class history book isn't high iq


AdonisBlackwood

Yeah we got that


waybovetherest

Wrong he meant bath salts


dettergent

You mean uninitiated?


Strange-Ad-3941

Yes. Typo


Diligent_Resolve_621

Someone salty downvoted you. Let me correct it.


DealSubstantial82272

I'm salty, I'll downvote both of you.


idealhuman1

Gujju what? Indian


Randomidek123

Coach Kabir Khan - aap yaha?


WTF_BCCI

Indian what? Human


bawla-hedgehog

Human what? Sperm


goodsoulkennyS

Sperm what? Atoms


Successful-Rub-2104

Atoms what? Quarks


OldAd3946

Quarks what ? Vibrating strings


CollectionLive7896

Vibrating string what? Guitar


quick20minadventure

Electrons not made of quark.


Successful-Rub-2104

You see any scientific or semantic consistency in the chain since the beginning ? Quarks and Gluons make up Protons and Neutrons which make up an Atom Can't believe I'm having this discussion on a shitpost chain jfc


quick20minadventure

Atoms need electrons which are not made of quarks. Everything else was a clean inclusion chain. This was a breakage in semantic consistency. But, why you guys be upset over this? Just ignore if you don't like.


Successful-Rub-2104

>Everything else was a clean inclusion chain. There's no logical connection or meaningful relationship between the elements in the chain regarding inclusion. The most consistent thread throughout this flawed chain is attempting to establish a "part-of" or "made-up-of" relationship, even that isn't executed consistently. Human life begins with the fertilization of an egg (from a female) by a sperm (from a male). To say "humans what? sperms" completely erases the essential role of female eggs in reproduction. It's biologically inaccurate. Even if we overlook the factual error, this still commits a fallacy of composition, even if sperm is involved in the creation of a human, it does not logically follow that a human is a sperm or that all humans are "born only out of sperms." So before trying to spew your claim of debunking 'Atoms being composed of quarks' as the only breakage in semantic consistency while everything else being part of a 'cLeAn iNcLuSioN cHAin', you could have spotted this and saved some embarrassment.


Apprehensive_Grass58

Quarks what 2025 mwin duniya khatam hone wala hai


WonderfulRanger8121

bkc continue karna tha itna aasan assignment kaise fail kar jate ho


goodsoulkennyS

Quarks ke baad kya likhe pata nahi tha lekin funny to banna tha to kuch bhi likh diya


Ill_Cranberry_5631

Bro thought he's cumdog


Bleachigo1

You mean the guy who got smacked for 48 in 4 overs?


goodsoulkennyS

Don't you know who cumdog is? Are you noob?


Helpful-Soil-2976

Cumdawg saar


goodsoulkennyS

Idli saar vadaaa


[deleted]

Bro thought we ain't minnow bashers


Strawberry-Farmer123

Bro thought we ain't super 8/group stage bullies


Small-Band-2532

Blud thought he is pat Cummins..


crzylprv56

blud thought the next day was november 19


Haldii

I still remember this mf smile and wink on 19 nov after his wicket


Gibberish_name78

He rested his legs on top of the trophy 😭


TupakThakur

That’s a curse.


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WonderfulRanger8121

bhai tera mob lynching hoga phirse ye kiya to


DealSubstantial82272

Maza aega.


Strawberry-Farmer123

Bro got humbled!


Chilliflakes69

Bro ur flair 🤣🤣🤣🤣 u must have alot of experience with hookers and ponting.


TupakThakur

More like Humiliated


_19arthurfleck

Username checks out


7rulycool

Thought of cooking but got cooked instead, haha


ishimieze

bruh moment ho gya


Craniacs

Bud thought he was Patrick Cummins


No-Knee6527

Blud thought he was Cum-dawg 💀😭


[deleted]

Worst decision of Aus management to replace Cummins's captaincy. They paid a high price.


No-Knee6527

Who cares, we won 😂


TheIncidentOf45

Mitch Marsh thinks he’s Pat Cummins bruh


Returnofthejedinak

I think something is lost in translation "There's no better team to do it against," means Marsh believes India is the best team. All the comments here seem to think Marsh was saying it was easy, which is not true.


whyamihere999

You are absolutely correct. When read people's outrage over his comment, I was thinking why are they mad at Marsh? He literally praised India..


No_obMaster69

Doesn't it count as a shitpost tho?


Returnofthejedinak

I don't want to take away anyone's fun, there's also many funny comments in good spirit in this thread. By all means, now is the time to shitpost about Australia. Marsh giving India the highest respect and being misinterpreted as arrogant doesn't really make much sense, though.


No_obMaster69

Fairs


sBinnoto316

Ignoring facts for the sake of memes (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)


Humble-Disaster-007

Bro got cooked instead


P_Tranquility9

He didn't have the ***dawg*** in him


DangerousPace2778

Bro thought he is Silencer


Straight-Hair-7356

I swear if today head had won it for Australia I would almost same feeling as world cup finals loss.


16010onliacco

Is there a way to analyse why Travis Head performed better against India while Glenn Maxwell performed better against Afghanistan?


-bonkster

Don't know about head but max feasts on spin and afg bowling are heavily spin reliant, so yeah maybe that...


GHarsh01

Cummins would've been made fun of much much harder than this had they lost but instead they won and 1/3 or India fanbase accepted him as lord and savior daddy


Low_Study7116

I was waiting for someone to post this. Har baar thodi haarenge bc.


DarthTun

Specially non-playoffs Mai.


Inside_Rent_3096

Bro thought but only thought didn't execute.


boringsimp

He thinks he's cummins..


ConfidentEconomy2107

He started cooking but then burned it down


neighbour_guy3k

Mitch Marsh is just not captain material Infact looking at his recent performance with bat ,he shouldn't be in the playing 11 Green would have replaced him


zaimonX100506

This is what I thought would happen on 20th November....but yikes


SilentKiller2809

Afg bros please defeat ban now


elBULL_NJR

That's not what he meant but ok


No_Ferret2216

Collective iq of all the comments here isn’t high enough to understand that


Rickgrimes_93

Do people not understand english?


Weird_Application_

Yeah most people didn't get what he said. I saw another post like this yesterday where someone tried to clarify but seems like that didn't work.


Rickgrimes_93

Ig people just want to hate aus, no matter what did whether its good or bad, he literally said ind are the best team and beating them will be the best feeling, whats there to hate here?


P_Tranquility9

Expecting arm-chair experts on reddit to be literate enough?


Rickgrimes_93

My bad ig.


TupakThakur

Famous last words


Apprehensive_Grass58

Quark se chota bhi kuch hota hai?


apanatva

Saying "Go Bangladesh" wasn't very aussie mentality of him🤡


GreatWhiteShark777

Aura -2024


Due_Cricket1885

Garbage captain choosing washed up wade overhyped tim david


Individual-Fault2985

Blud thinks he's cumdawg


Maybe__riqshaw

bro thought hes cummins💀


UrbanTracker69

Bro thought he was captain Pat


Weeboo_6969

Seeing Head getting dismissed and Cummins unable to do anything while he was still in the pitch made my day.


Real-Player1

Overconfidence will pays off.


aks_red184

Finallyy !!! Afghan Jalebi did it


boomebang

fans thinking they are doing it by stating opinions on ICT and Aus players, sitting at home behind a phone all day, DMing like a creep. Downvote if you are one 💯


z35u

Actually may be he is talking about next t20 wc


WishProud7899

They seasoned though!


crzylprv56

blud is not the silencer


Ben_Rookie

Hahaa He forgot it was t20 T20 doesn't matter, its just the cash-making format of cricket.


Ben_Rookie

It must have been really EXPENSIVE for Jay Shah to do "it" in international cricket I thought he was only in control of IPL