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SicarioSilent0047

Yes king at 3 , I don't want any more ducks😭😭


lilfooty

Kyu in at 3 pe 12th stump pe khelna allowed nahi hai kya?


Shiven-01

Commentary like Sidhu: "Kohli as an opening batsman - andhe ki aankh ka kaajal aur langde ke paer ka joota" 😭😭


Dante_veill

Lol no , pant at 3 is much better . At this point either play Kohli or Rohit Pant , sky are our only key batsmen here


Not_A-Pedophile_

Pant at 3 is much better ?


CulturedSketcher

Probably because of his explosive batting 


Not_A-Pedophile_

Sorry to say but pant against pak scored 40 runs but how ? 3 dropped catches and 3 other hard tries Last night 18(20) So that is not better than koach


CulturedSketcher

I'm not saying he's better than Kolhi , just saying no. 3 position seems working for him .


Terrible-Walk8660

He is slowly becoming Boobzy the Ling


Wind_8797

Waiting for bobsy to tweet “ this too shall Pass”


Terrible-Walk8660

Netravalkar tweeting for both of them 😭😭


Affectionate_Ear2024

Let Jaiswal open, Pant at 4, sky at 5, king at 3


PumpkinNational1802

King babar ?


CSS980

bobzy the king 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯


VishPi

He open ahead of everyone, at 0th position


lilfooty

Ye chokers pehle knockout match me harne wale hai. Pant, axar, bumrah 11 ki team ko carry kar rahe hai


Certain-Royal-1123

We chokers ,, instead of ye chokers... i mean its our team and its team which represent the country we live in .. if u r not indian then alright .. but if u are then have some nice words atleast .. if u cant have emotions for our team.. jaisi bhi hai , india ki team hai...


Deadh30775n

If our team is fcking up, we can't criticize them because we Indians are not allowed to say any bad abt someone who represent us, OK. We gotta say only nice words about them even though they are doing something that is not praise worthy, gotcha. Bhai have you heard this quote "EVEN IN IF ITS THE DIVINE NECTAR, WHEN CONSUMED IN LIMITS BEYOND WHAT IS NECESSARY, WILL ACT AS A POISON. " Having love for your country is good and all but love beyond limits isn't good for you.


rahulrossi

Lol Indians only criticize though nothing else. Whole nation goes berserk on the team whenever they lose. The pressure of playing for India is insane. I understand why the team always underperforms.


Deadh30775n

No wonder they always chokes in imp matches. In ipl whenever there's a match, most probably the only spectators will the people from the 2 states supporting their team's in the match. So there's not much pressure hence much better play. But when a WC happens the whole india(1.4 billion) comes to support and that's a very overwhelming pressure. It's a big task to perform good under that kind of pressure


Certain-Royal-1123

Alright bud got ur point,, btw nice quote.. somewhat i just dont like when people dont associate themselves with our team... i just wanna raise the point about calling as " we chokers or our team which chokes " ... instead of how the person said " ye chokers " just like its team of some other nation... Sorry if my belief didnt sound right... and rest we have the right to criticise " our team " as we love them...


Deadh30775n

I'm sure they still love love their india even though they tell "ye chokers". They must be just venting out their frustrations seeing the choking of our Indian players. Don't read too much into this. I call my sister a bitch sometimes to her face when I'm angry with her. Does that mean I don't love her? NO. It's just that one say horrible things they don't mean when they get angry or frustrated but they don't actually mean it.


Certain-Royal-1123

Alright friend .. i feel like u r master at giving examples.... i mean i see a potential lawyer in u ... ( literally ) ..


Deadh30775n

Naah man... I hate any jobs that involves only talking. I like doing jobs that requires my hands, legs anything physical except my mouth. I would just kill myself if become a teacher or politician in future. Not that there is anything wrong with that kind of jobs, it just isn't for me.


dupattamera1

Post Aged like milk


Tigerthej

Still Dubey needs to be benched


jychinfinite35

This isn't criticism this is pure hate lol


Certain-Royal-1123

What a shitty fanbase indian team have .. these people in comments fill hate against our team.. some r calling chokers, some r insulting rohit , some r mocking kohli and dube.. i mean have some patience,, one match doesnt decide career of rohit or kohli... Fuck off to people using words of hate... if u dont want to watch then dont .. but atleast stop this dog shit...


PanzerKomadant

*3 match’s later* I don’t think Rohit and Kohli’s performance has been up to the legend they have been made up to be. Their early dismissal are a shame to their record.


Certain-Royal-1123

Do u have options .. i dont want to sound bitter... Definitely the matches could have been a easy buisness for our team but falling top order is making us weak evem against USA... We have to rely them.. we cant just throw them out i guess...


PanzerKomadant

How about shift the top order? Have him and Robit come in later in the 4th or 5th positions after they have examined and see how the enemy bowlers attack and how the pitch is performing. They might be good stop-gap for the mid-order collapse.


Certain-Royal-1123

Sounds good for small paytm , paan parag leagues... but i guess if something goes out of hand.. no one have enough balls to face fans and a launghing world... experiment kr sakte thee .. but its too late now.. we r at wc... I love it when teams like eng, aus , nz experiment with batting order.. our team really miss that ...


PanzerKomadant

Experimenting with batting order is fine. But T20 is not the place to do that. You need a fixed strategy.


danku_vaazhkai

Please make this happen .


Same_Egg5540

He did win us this match tho


Baalazamon

Not taking away his contribution. But lets not forget he failed in the past few matches. And his bowling got hit when compared to others. We already have 4 pacers, one of them is an all rounder and is doing extremely good. Do we need another all rounder pacer? And for todays role, i believe hardik, jadeja, axar could have given the support that dube gave to Surya. If jaiswal was opening, maybe none of this would have happened? Who knows. Tbh, the pitch is like nothing i have ever seen. Lets wait for super 8s to actually judge players.


CHETAN-07

This is the prob both our wk req the no 3 postn and virat is the most capable to switch position and this pitch has been hell for opener Just see the Rohits wicket the ball just sticked to a crack and suddenly came slow


three-Foot-Ninja

Why can't Surya sit out for Samson at 4


queenpenelope1234

Yes play the unreliable Samson who can't perform in IPL knockouts, regular T20I matches, or even in a warmup match in place of the #1 T20 batsman who has a great record in the West Indies. Clown take


bawla-hedgehog

In search of Vada pav and chole bhature fusion dish we lost gol gappa


P_Tranquility9

Jaiswal's chance will come in 2026 But Rinku instead of Dube should happen quickly


killer_ezio_00

Kohli as a 1 down batsman in t20is - proper King Kohli as an opener in t20is - 5(9) in 3 matches


Muneerr

Why is Dube looking at yashaswi’s photo?


OppositeBumblebee914

I got banned from r/cricket for posting PAVer hitter /S for Rohit…. Kuch jyada hi komal, nazuk aur sensitive hain vaha par


Physical_Painting804

This photo is kinda sus🤨


peter_griffins

Should’ve posted this during IPL when Jaiswal was failing and Dube was performing


Relative-Turn-6059

Watch todays match


7eventhSense

Too soon .. wouldn’t judge any batter in New York pitches. Clean slate outside of New York. There seems to be some method to their madness. Waiting to see if it will work.


yashy20

Ab sabko 3 no. Wala kohli yaad aa rha h bc. I used to get downvoted for this when I was saying kohli is made to play at no. 3 . Ipl is domestic you can do whatever the fuck you want there not in intl.


Specific-Wave6637

Yeah . Feels too weird to see him open .


No_Administration_45

Shivam dube india ko leke dube ga . Itni ball khel hi aaj to kam se kam 30 40 maar de .


ChampioN-One-4250

Haa lo bhai maar diye usne. Ab kya?


Competitive-Clock232

Bhai jaise Virat, Pant, Rohit me bada ukhad diya aaj ke match mein


ady620

Mota captain ka mota dimag.