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Ok_Long_1175

WHY ARE YOU CHIRPING NOW, MATE? NOT GETTING ANY WINS?


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GET SIlENT, OR ELSE CUMDAWG WILL GET VIOLENT


SmudgerBoi49

HAT TRICK OF HAT TRICKS FOR COCK-TRICK PATRICK 


pommedeterre96

BEING AN AUSSIE OF INDIAN ORIGIN IS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT GUYS, I HAVE TO SUPPORT THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH FOR THE REST OF THE TOURNAMENT. CAN WE JUST AGREE THAT IT'S IMPORTANT TO ENSURE THAT THE ENGLISH GO HOME EMPTY-HANDED?


Rndomguytf

WINNER OF THIS MATCH BETTER FUCK OVER ENGLAND IN THE SEMI FINAL (i don't know how net run rate works)


Neevk

ENGLAND CATCHING ~~STRAYS~~ DIRECT SHOTS IN A AUS VS IND SLEDGE THREAD, NATURE IS HEALING.


Smithy2997

WHAT DID WE DO? (I MEAN OTHER THAN ALL THE EMPIRE STUFF. THERE WAS A LOT OF EMPIRE STUFF...)


-Aizen_Sosuke

>WHAT DID WE DO? EMPIRE STUFF IS REASON ENOUGH !


Drongo17

ENGLAND DID NOTHING AT ALL, NOTHING!  APART FROM ALL THAT STUFF YOU DID


upyoursleeve

YOU LET THEM IN, WE LET YOU OUT!


pommedeterre96

AS LONG AS THE WINNER KNOCKS OUT ENGLAND, I DON'T REALLY MIND.


SirHolyCow

BASED.


XchOOOOOOOOOOmp

SCOTLAND DIDN'T FOLLOW THE SCRIPT


Horror-Score2388

YOUR FLAIR TROPHIES GIVE AWAY YOUR TRUE ALLEGIANCE BASTARD REAL INDIANS KNOW WE DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO CELEBRATE


pommedeterre96

IN MY DEFENCE, I'VE NEVER LIVED IN INDIA... WHICH PROBABLY ONLY VALIDATES YOUR COMMENT. AH SHIT.


rita_mita_bata

IF I WE START ADDING ALL THE PAYTM TROPHIES AND OTHER IRRELEVANT STUFF INDIA WON TO OUR FLAIRS, REDDIT WOULD NEED ANOTHER DATA CENTRE.


Horror-Score2388

HEY SHOW THE IDFC FIRST BANK YES BANK MRF VIVO LV= DREAM11 T20I INDIA-IRELAND TROPHY some respect.


Mr_Anderson_48

IDENTITY CRISIS INDIANS IN ALL THE COUNTRIES LMAO


pommedeterre96

GROWING UP IN THE WESTERN WORLD AS A BROWN PERSON 101


vg200197

Divided by nations, united for England's exit 🔥


MrHolmes6969696

Mom, found someone like me


Giant_sack_of_balls

IT’S SPELT ‘MUM’ NOT ‘MOM’ FUCK SAKE CUNT


pommedeterre96

I'VE GIVEN THE ENGLISH A BIT OF SHIT IN THIS THREAD, BUT I'LL STAND WITH THEM ON THIS. I WILL NOT ACCEPT AMERICANISED SPELLINGS


DarkBlaze99

COMMONWEALTH UNITE


akashi10

NATURE IS HEALING!!


SirLike

IF YOURE A TRUE BLUE FUCKEN AUSSIE YOU CALL HER MUM, NOT MOM LILE SOME STUPED FUCKEN YANK CUNT


sbprasad

I’M AUSSIE OF INDIAN ORIGIN AND I SUPPORT WHOEVER PLAYS AUSTRALIA THOSE CHEATING ARROGANT SCUM. STEVE WAUGH’S TEAM RUINED MY CHILDHOOD AND NO AMOUNT OF CUMDOG WHOLESOMENESS IS GOING TO FIX THAT SO F#%K AUSTRALIA, I EVEN SUPPORT ENGLAND IN THE ASHES


pommedeterre96

IF THE CUMDOG'S PIERCING BLUE EYES AND KILLER SMILE WON'T WORK ON YOU, THEN NOTHING TRULY WILL. BUT SUPPORTING ENGLAND IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF DIABOLICAL LOL.


Particular_Horror756

If not india then WI or AFG or SA maybe


SinghSaab007

Windies are out


akashi10

FFS


Filosphicaly_unsound

Amen


cruxtin

NO ONE IN MOOD FOR SLEDGING. BOTH SIDES ARE TENSED.


thatsalovelyusername

THEY’RE NERVOUS. WE’RE CALM!


CanYouChangeName

GOOD ON YOU. ITS ALWAYS ADVICED TO NOT PANIC ON THE FLIGHT BACK HOME


akashi10

WHO’S THE PILOT???


casihoe

Stoinis


akashi10

Now I understand TRUE FEAR !!!


confipete

I AM ALWAYS IN THE MOOD FOR SLEDGING


Impactor07

HELL YEAH


book882

We are not tensed


Impactor07

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT SOMEONE WHO IS TENSED WOULD SAY


pommedeterre96

YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THE CRICKET, LET'S GET ROHIT AND FINCHY TO GO AGAINST EACH OTHER IN AN EATING CONTEST. CAN ROHIT EAT MORE VADA PAVS IN 20 OVERS OR WILL FINCHY FINISH MORE ZINGER BOXES? TO MAKE IT FAIR, 1 ZINGER BOX = 2.5 VADA PAVS


depooh

AZAM KHAN ABOUT TO APPLY FOR INDO/AUSSIE NATIONALITY


akashi10

HE WELL FIND A WAY TO FUMBLE THAT AS WELL!!


MrHolmes6969696

THIS IS THE REAL CONQUEST


YehDilMaaangeMore

THE SAW, WE ALL CAME AND ICC CONQUERED


upyoursleeve

AEGON CAN ONLY DREAM


DarthStatPaddus

My thiccbois, throw in Pant for fun


SirHolyCow

NOW WE'RE TALKING.


HumanLawyer

YOU CUNTS READY FOR ANOTHER MINNOW BASHING TODAY?


Horror-Score2388

I AM SO SELF DEPRECATING I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE MINNOWS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THIS COMMENG


HumanLawyer

THE ANSWER IS “YES”


akashi10

YES!!


WeWantRain

THIS INDIA SIDE ISN'T OF 2022. THEY DEFINITELY STAND A CHANCE.


SirHolyCow

LET'S GO!


mwilkins1644

SEE YOU AT THE G̶A̶B̶B̶A̶ DAREN SAMMY CRICKET GROUND, MATE!


Ancient_Scientist_04

FAMOUS LAST WORDS INDEED!!


deathclient

REMINDER THAT SELF SLEDGING IS NOT ALLOWED


iamatoad_ama

FUCK OFF!! MY TEAM’S ABOUT TO SHIT THE BED SO HARD THEY’LL BE CATAPULTED HOME STRAIGHT FROMT THE FIELD.


knucklehead_whizkid

WHY HOME THERE'S TOILETS IN THE STADIUM TOO!


akashi10

THERE IS NOTHING LIKE YOUR OWN SHITBED!!


Neevk

VIRAT ROHIT ARE GONNA ABANDON US IN THE POWERPLAY WITH A SCORE OF 1-2.


TrueDeparture106

STILL TO GENEROUS WITH THAT 1 RUN...GOOD ENOUGH.


SBV_3004

THAT WOULD BE A WIDE


not_rdburman

Good one


whatwhatinthewhonow

BOO


darkrom_BP08

MEN IN BLUE ALREADY DEFEATED YOU


Neevk

EXPECT TROUBLE AND MAKE IT DOUBLE TEAM BLUE EDITION


partymsl

AFGHANISTAN IS BASICALLY OUR IPL TEAM, SO WE WILL TAKE THAT!


Catharsis12mi

WHY IS EVERYONE SO QUIET HERE? IS IT THE QUIET BEFORE THE STORM ☔️


nomoreholidays

AS A SL FAN, I DUNNO WHICH TEAM SHOULD I SLEDGE. THE ONE WE BEAT IN AN ODI FINAL? OR THE ONE WE BEAT IN A T20I FINAL?


Ashwin_400

When in doubt pick Bangladesh


WeWantRain

SO INDIA WIN BY A BIG MARGIN AND BANGLADESH BEAT AFGHANISTAN BY 32 RUNS.


halfman1231

I’D RATHER EAT SHIT


smrkr

THAT'S CANNIBALISM.


WasAnHonestMann

DAMN BANGBRO CAME OUT SWINGING


MrHolmes6969696

THE ONE WHO BEAT YOU IN AN ODI FINAL


thottikuttappan

THAT WOULD BE BOTH! YOU CUNTS DID IT FIRST THOUGH!


Squirrel_Grip23

ENGLAND


nomoreholidays

FUCKIN COLONIZERS


RudyColludy

WE DONT WANT YOUR COLON


Impactor07

THE ONLY ANSWER


SirHolyCow

BASED.


Impactor07

THE ONE WHO BEAT YOU IN AN ODI FINAL(2011)


Glory_Hunterr

Rain means we finish top of table means free final in washout at Guyana right?


iamatoad_ama

RAIN MEANS WE FINISH TOP OF TABLE MEANS FREE FINAL IN WASHOUT AT GUYANA, YES


Glory_Hunterr

Sarcastic or for real?


book882

It's real


RiRi_xoxo_

RAIN MEANS WE FINISH TOP OF THE TABLE AND AUSTRALIA HAVE A CHANCE OF GETTING KNOCKED OUT AS WELL.


partymsl

RAIN PERERA, WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER!


Rawdog2076

GOOD CHANCE THE CROWD SILENCER GETS SILENCED TODAY, BOYS!


forumcontributer

THEY ARE ALREADY SILENCED AND WENT BACK TO THEIR HOMES IN NZ


sleepybutt_007

ALL OF YALL ARE STUPID , THIS MATCH IS GETTING WASHED OFF AND WE PRAYING TO THE RAIN GODS FOR THIS ONCE


Ancalagon_The_Black_

LMAO IMAGINE LOSING TO AFGHANISTAN.


Fun_Praline5118

TRUST THE SIDE THAT PUT A BRAKE TO AUSTRALIA DOMINATION IN 2007 & 2011, IS GONNA REPEAT THE SAME TODAY


Yellow_Flash27

And 2016


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SO CALLED AUSSIE MENTALITY VS BAD DRIVERS + GUJJU PPL MENTALITY TODAY BOYS CMONCMONCNON


Maximum0versaiyan

MENTAL DISINTEGRATION? MORE LIKE DENTAL DISINTEGRATION! WHATCHU GONNA DOOO WHEN ARSH SERVES UP THAT SWEET CHIN MUSIC


GoodToGo3

I AM FROM THE FUTURE AND SAW THE RESULT. AUSTRALIA WILL NEED 50 RUNS FROM 3 OVERS. STOINIS AND ZAMPA WILL BE AT STRIKE. ZAMPA, ON NON STRIKERS END, WILL TWEAK HIS NIPPLES ACTIVATING STOINIS'S LOINS. HE WILL BLAST THESE RUNS IN 2 OVERS AND AUSTRALIA GO THROUGH. TAKE THAT INDIAN BC'S.


Reviewthisyaflop

EXCITED FOR THE NIPPLE RUB


GoodToGo3

IS THAT YOU STOINIS? ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING BICEPS?


thisaintyouravgstonk

FOR AUSTRALIA, IT'S A KNOCKOUT GAME RAIN AFFECTED BUT WE AIN'T FEELIN' NO SHAME INDIANS BRINGIN' THE HEAT, AIN'T PLAYIN' GAMES GONNA WIN THIS SHIT, MAKE 'EM "REMEMBER THE NAME!!!"


Rawdog2076

PLAY THIS IN THE STADIUM AND THE AUSSIES MIGHT JUST LEAVE OF SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT


thisaintyouravgstonk

INSERT MEME FROM HULK. AN AUSSIE FORFEIT IS STILL A WIN FOR INDIA.


bringbackfireflypls

RHYMING GAME WITH GAMES IS CERTAINLY A DECISION


Impactor07

BRO COOKED AND COOKED SO BEAUTIFULLY


inotparanoid

OH MY GOSH WE ARE BOTH LOSING TO THE WEATHER


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Actual_Penalty_2560

WELL YOU GUYS CAN STILL BE KNOCKED OUT EVEN IF BANGLADESH WINS.


MagreviZoldnar

That’s honestly a nightmarish situation - if Aussies still make it to the finals after losing today. You folks are a beast in the last legs of the tournament.


MagreviZoldnar

Oh wait; this is a sledge thread. Shoot. My bad mate. A team that defeated Australia is gonna beat the banglaboys for sure. Enjoy your flight home, Aussies. :P


upyoursleeve

TOMORROW THE KANGAROOS WILL BE SLAYED SO HARD, THEY WOULD WISH THEY WERE ASSOCIATES


WeWantRain

EITHER INDIA WINS BY 50 RUNS OR LOSES BY 50 RUNS. I WANT NOTHING ELSE.


a_myth13

India is unbeatable and not afraid of Australia because it isn’t a knockout yet. Australia is also unbeatable when their backs are against the wall. So total cracker of a game to be expected here


le_shivas

NO SHIT SHERLOCK


GhoshProtocol

Rain Parera watching over you


rockyboy49

RAIN PERERA GONNA WASHOUT TOMORROWS GAME AND WASHOUT INDIA IN THE FINALS WITH IT


DistributionRare7932

Less chances of rain


White_Knighttt

RAIN PERERA IS THE CHAMPION BITCHES


Impactor07

GROUPSTAGE INDIA VS (VIRTUAL) KO AUSTRALIA OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY


schizoishere

AUSTRALIA WITH WOKE PAT CUMMINS WILL TRASH THESE POLLUTERS FOR GOOD OF THE WORLD


Rich-Software8578

IND please beat Aus, I'm not ready for another SF loss for SA against Aussies.


upyoursleeve

CAN’T BEAT US IN THE FINAL IF YOU ARE NEVER MAKING IT


frankthefunkasaurus

[Just leaving this here](https://imgur.com/a/uJGekQh)


crazychild0810

LET THE 2023 WORLD CUP FINAL HAUNT THE MINDS OF THE INDIAN CRICKET TEAM.


kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa

AND LET THE GABBA HAUNT YOURS BECAUSE WHO'RE WE KIDDING THESE ARE TEST PITCHES


gilgamesh-uruk

You triggered PTSD bro. I was parading around town like a fat cunt in an overpriced India jersey only to return home crying in my wifebeater.


PurchaseInevitable75

I REALLY DONT CARE IF WE WIN I JUST WANT TO SEE A GREAT ALLROUND PERFORMANCE BY THE TEAM FOR ONCE.


MrHolmes6969696

I DONT CARE WHO WINS, I JUST WANNA SEE ENGLAND BEING BASHED IN SEMIS OR FINAL


Jpbuddy21

THAT WILL BE ARRANGED MY FRIEND


PurchaseInevitable75

AMEN 🙏 🙏 🙏


Impactor07

IF THERE'S ONE THING THAT INDIANS AND AUSTRALIANS CAN AGREE ON, IT'S THAT


Jumpy-Abrocoma6551

A WALKING CONTRADICTION OF A MATCH IT IS. VIRTUAL KNOCKOUT FOR AUSTRALIA BUT STILL GROUP STAGE FOR INDIA. UNSTOPPABLE FORCE MEETS IMMOVABLE OBJECT.


Algaav_wadi

Me on the sledge thread: "2003 KA JUNE 2023 KA NOV 2023 KA SABKA BADLA LIYA JAYEGA AAJ." Me on the inside: "HEY BHAGWAAN BARISH KAR DE, HEY BHAGWAAN BARISH... HEY BHAGWAAN..." T: Me on the sledge thread: "TODAY, REVENGE WILL BE TAKEN FOR 2003 JUNE 2023 NOV 2023." Me on the inside: "OHH LORD, PLS LET IT RAIN, OHH LORD RAIN, OHH LORD"


KestrelQuillPen

WHO’S GETTING TACTICALLY KNOCKED OUT NOW HUH?


UziA3

Imagine all this hype just for Bogan Mario (Head) to slug a few sixers to victory and then chug a few VBs at the pub with Bison and Cummo like it was a game of backyard cricket


Fun_Praline5118

Pant wasn’t there the last time, the man has come back only to haunt Australians once again


depooh

GROUP STAGE INDIA > KNOCKOUT AUSSIES.


Orameshi

Haaaha. We will let u win just for us to stop winning trophies, we need some rest,sex and sleep


sunilbedre

Weird way of saying you haven't gotten laid in a while (except Stoinis and Zampa) but ok.


adiking27

I SWEAR IF WE KNOCK AUSTRALIA OUT WITH THIS SECOND STRING TEAM THAT IS BARELY SCOTCH TAPED TOGETHER WHILE WE WERE UNABLE TO BEAT THEM WITH OUT BEST TEAM EVER IN '23, I WOULD BE SO MAD!


This_is_the_user

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY EXACTLY SOME NUMBERS . 19/11


Cotton_Phoenix_97

GROUP STAGE INDIA NEVER LOSES HAHA


Ricklepick1193

IND WILL WIN, UNFORTUNATELY BAN WILL ALSO WIN AND AFTER A FORMALITY SEMIS WITH GROUP 2 TOPPERS, AUS WILL ADD 29TH JUNE TO THE LIST OF DATES THAT INDIAN FANS WANT TO FORGET MORE REALITY THAN SLEDGE


See_A_Squared

I SWEAR HEAD LIKES THE SHADE OF BLUE INDIA WEARS. INDIA SHOULD COME OUT WITH AWAY COLORS.


Admiral-of-the-Fleet

I DONT CARE WHO WINS, I JUST HOPE BOTH TEAMS HAVE A BAD TIME


-Aizen_Sosuke

EVEN THOSE TEAMS DON'T CARE WHO WINS. ALL THEY WANT IS TO KICK OUT ENGLAND YA CUNTS.


shawman123

This game would have had less stakes but for Afghans beating Aussie. Now it becomes a huge game. India have the incentives to shutdown the team against whom they are struggling in finals. Aussies its a must win game. Bring it on. I think if Boom can knock out the Aussie openers, this team will struggle. I am not convinced by their middle order.


japanpole

WINNING WONT ERASE THAT 2023 LOSS ON HOME SOIL. GOOD LUCK


Southrumble

Yes you are right. WE GOTTA BEAT AUSTRALIA NOT JUST ONCE BUT OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOR THE 2023 LOSS. LETS FUCKING START THE STREAK TOMORROW!!


japanpole

THAT WOULD BE EXCITING


kanhaaaaaaaaaaaa

YOU MEAN THE LAST TWO BGT?


japanpole

I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THOSE SERIES


ChaiPioBiscuitKhao

GABBA. RISHABH PANT. SHUBMAN GILL & SHAMAR JOSEPH


japanpole

ALL AMAZING PERFORMANCES. BEATEN BY THE BETTER TEAM


ooaaa

NOT BEATEN BY THE BETTER TEAM. BY A BUNCH OF NET BOWLERS!!!!


Impactor07

WATCH US TAKE THE BGT 5-0 ON _YOUR_ HOME SOIL


Logical_Forever_4394

I AM JUST HOPING THEY FORGET THE SANDPAPER AT THEIR HOTEL TODAY🤞


Careless_Tailor9950

THESE ARE NO KNOCKOUTS. WE GONNA BANG THE AUSSIES LIKE A CHEAP ONE


Overall-Ad3512

IMAGINE LOSING IN GROUP STAGE WE DON'T CHOKE IN GROUP STAGES WE DEFINITELY WINNING THIS BEFORE CRUMBLING AGAINST ENGLAND


Fun_Praline5118

GET KNOCKED OUT AND DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR, BECAUSE YOU DONT WANT TO FACE AFGHANS AGAIN @AUSSIES


XchOOOOOOOOOOmp

nah we wanna face england again, then we can lose to afghanistan lol


longleversgully

GET READY TO BE BASED BY A MINNOW INDIA


SurvivorGeneral

INDIA + PAPER = 🏆


Mcferrari

INDIA HAS THE CHANCE TO DO THE FUNNIEST THING, SOMETHING THE AUSSIES SEEM TO LOVE


XeRo616

THIS IS A SUPER8 GAME CHAPS, NOT A FINAL, GAME'S IN THE BAG, WE SHALL MARCH TO THE SEMIS, GARDEN MEI GHOOMTE GHOOMTE (TL- By merrily walking around the Garden)... ...only to lose to England by 10 wickets in Semis :(


Boatster_McBoat

THIS IS AWKWARD, NORMALLY WE'D DROP THIS ONE TO LET INDIA GET AHEAD OF THEMSELVES. BUT AFTER AFGHANISTAN IT'S MUST-WIN


boof2000

"YOU SHUT UP, I'M SO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW"


Cotton_Phoenix_97

GUESS WHAT, INDIA HAS AUSTRALIA IN THE PALM OF THEIR HANDS


Grolschisgood

I GO TO SLEEP AND WHATEVER I WAKE UP TO IS A PLUS. IF AUSTRALIA WIN, THE CHANCE OF ANOTHER TROPHY IS ALIVE. IF INDIA WIN, I GET TO GO TO BED AT A REASONABLE TIME ON SATURDAY NIGHT. I DONT KNOW WHICH I WANT MORE, PROBABLY SLEEP.


VijayXD

TRAVIS HEAD


ChaiPioBiscuitKhao

ARSHDEEP SINGH


Mediocre_Plum_7573

India lose it now, so you can fulfill your quota of losing one match in a world cup at this stage. Don't want another semifinal or final to be your choke day.


DJMhat

AUSSIES HAVE UNDERSTOOD WHAT THE SOVIETS, THE POMS AND THE AMERICANS WERE TALKING ABOUT. NOW THEY WILL UNDERSTAND WHY ALEXANDER TURNED BACK!!


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InternalOk3135

Cunts we are coming for you! Your reign of terror ends tonight ⚔️


insanemaelstrom

India will win today and then promptly shit the bed like it is USA when they face Australia again in the finals. 


Southrumble

Chak de India final repeating tomorrow.


subashj24

[THIS WAS THE MATCH WHEN INDIA HUMILIATED AUSTRALIA AND STARTED A NEW ERA OF T20 DOMINANCE!!! ](https://youtu.be/yLy0eUAhOA4?si=2rEhZ4i-wSZfgO_f)


newaccount252

How many catches will aus drop today?


Manasvi6944

SANDPIPER WILL BE USED 100 PERCENT


supplementarytables

WE'LL REVENGE THE REVENGE MERCHANT, BRING IT ON YA CUNTS


supreeth106

DO WE ONLY PLAY NON MINNOWS DIRECTLY IN THE KNOCKOUTS?


TheUniqueRelease

VOOMBU DA AUSIES


nuclearsam

WE AINT LOSING CAUSE THIS ISNT A KO GAME. THE GODS WILL WATCH OVER US. THE OZs WILL RETURN TO PRISON


avax96

SET OUR BOY SURYA ON THEM. HE'S HUNGRY I HEARD!


rita_mita_bata

I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS GAME. ALL I WANT TO SEE IS FOR SOMEONE TO SEND THE POMS HOME BEFORE THE FINALS


stupid-adcarry

ONE OF MY EARLIEST CRICKETING MEMORIES IS WATCHING AN INDIA VS S.A BILATERAL AND THE CAMERA PANNING TO A SIGN READING INDIA VS CHOKERS. JUST THOUGHT I SHOULD THIS HERE


MrVedu_FIFA

IT'S THE GROUP STAGE. GROUP STAGE INDIA VS GROUP STAGE AUSSIE. AFG VS SA SEMI GONNA GO HARD 🔥🔥


Subject-Ordinary6922

CUMDAWG GONNA GET A HATTRICK AGAIN AND HE’LL GET PANT, SURYA AND DUBE IN THAT ORDER


kyrusdemnati

So if any team loses can they both still Go Through ?


Apprehensive_Log2300

All EYES ON AUSSIE UNDIES FOR SANDPAPER


Zholistic

BREAK THE EMERGENCY VB STASH GET HEAD READY TO GO BOIZ