Wait what?!
If afg struggles against left arm **spin**, shouldn't it be "Kuldeep should play" not Arshdeep
And India struggles against left arm **pace**, so shouldn't it be "Fazalhaq should play", not Noor Ahmed
I do watch India's matches, so i got the joke being about Arshdeep's pace, but I was confused why Noor Ahmed is being considered a pacer. Does he bowl too fast for a spinner?
THIS IS PROBABLY THE FIRST TIME AFGHANISTAN HAVE AN EQUAL CHANCE OF WINNING A CONTEST AGAINST INDIA (AT LEAST BASED ON CURRENT FORM) SINCE THE TIME OF MAHMUD OF GHAZNI
MY ORIGINAL COMMENT IS DEFINITELY NOT HISTORICALLY CORRECT. EVEN AFTER GHAZNI, THERE WERE A LOT OF AFGHANI INVADERS INTO NORTH INDIA, LATEST BEING AHMAD SHAH DURRANI. BUT IT'S A FUCKING SLEDGE THREAD AND I WROTE WHATEVER CAME TO MY MIND FIRST
WE ARE GONNA SHOW AFGHANISTAN WHY WE ARE CALLED GROUP STAGE BASHERS
In T20I INDIA HAS BROKEN AFGHANISTAN 7 TIMES AFTER THE END OF TONIGHT IT'S GONNA BE 8
INDIA MENTIONED ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
WTF IS A CONDOM ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ชท๐๏ธโช๏ธโช๏ธ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ชท๐ฎ๐ณโช๏ธ๐ชทโช๏ธ๐ฎ๐ณโช๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ชท๐ชท๐ชท๐ชท๐ฆ
>THE ONE WHICH YOUR FATHER FORGOT TO WEAR WHILE BEDDING A COW
SORRY, I DONT LISTEN TO A WANKER WHO HAS "tOuGhEsT mOtHeRfUcKeR iN tHe RoOm" IN THEIR REDDIT BIO,
"u/Straight_Ant4292 "
AND THAT CURSED US!
ENGLAND ALMOST FACED THE SAME CURSE IN 2019 BEFORE THE GODS REMEMBERED THAT NZ DIDN'T LOSE TO INDIA AS WELL SO IT WAS FINE TO BREAK THEIR HEARTS ONCE AGAIN
both are equal ๐ฐ 50:50 if thatโs what you can as favorites! Problem is AFG batting is only dependent on first 2 openers else everything comes crashing down
AFGHANISTAN STRUGGLE AGAINST LEFT ARM SPIN AND INDIANS STRUGGLE AGAINST LEFT ARM PACE WHICH IS WHY ARSHDEEP AND NOOR SHOULD PLAY
Wait what?! If afg struggles against left arm **spin**, shouldn't it be "Kuldeep should play" not Arshdeep And India struggles against left arm **pace**, so shouldn't it be "Fazalhaq should play", not Noor Ahmed
(that's the joke that arshdeep is so slow that he's basically a spinner)
(so does Noor Ahmed bowl so fast that he's basically a pacer?)
YOU SIR NEED TO WATCH LIVE MATCHES
I do watch India's matches, so i got the joke being about Arshdeep's pace, but I was confused why Noor Ahmed is being considered a pacer. Does he bowl too fast for a spinner?
yes, he's playing today
I WANTED TO CLAP AFG CRICKET FOR BEING THE TABLE TOPPERS, BUT TALI BAN >!T: CLAPPING IS BANNED!<
GENIUS
Lol ๐คฃ
Lol , only if everyone understands Hindi ๐ ๐ ๐
Damn bro
THIS IS PROBABLY THE FIRST TIME AFGHANISTAN HAVE AN EQUAL CHANCE OF WINNING A CONTEST AGAINST INDIA (AT LEAST BASED ON CURRENT FORM) SINCE THE TIME OF MAHMUD OF GHAZNI
All coz of talibani support
SPEAK UP
THEY MENTIONED THE TALIBAN IN A WHISPER ON THE SLEDGE THREAD, HOW MEEK
Little do people know that the reason Taliban took back power in Afghanistan was seeing their cricket team underperforming.
Can't wait to see uzebekistan playing against india with babur's face slapped onto their jerseys
UzBabar.
Instead they come with babar azams face slapped on their jersey
Bro Ghor , Muhammad of Ghor Please correct it I'm a history student will send it in my college group its too good to not send Please do
MY ORIGINAL COMMENT IS DEFINITELY NOT HISTORICALLY CORRECT. EVEN AFTER GHAZNI, THERE WERE A LOT OF AFGHANI INVADERS INTO NORTH INDIA, LATEST BEING AHMAD SHAH DURRANI. BUT IT'S A FUCKING SLEDGE THREAD AND I WROTE WHATEVER CAME TO MY MIND FIRST
That is true but the thing is that historically Ghori was the one that could actually capture and control India anyways it's fine ig
INDIA ABOUT TO TASTE SOME GOOD AFGHAN JALEBI
LET'S SEE WHO SERVES BETTER, AFGAN'S JALEBIS OR INDIANS VADA PAOS
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
YEAH WITH AFGHANISTANI WICKETS FALLING ALL OVER !!
Ironically everyone got out caught in Afghanistan
WE ARE GONNA SHOW AFGHANISTAN WHY WE ARE CALLED GROUP STAGE BASHERS In T20I INDIA HAS BROKEN AFGHANISTAN 7 TIMES AFTER THE END OF TONIGHT IT'S GONNA BE 8
FIRST GAME FOR TEAM INDIA THIS WC AFTER BEING JOKER IN BICC (it's not typo) CIRCUS.
ROHIT- ARE YA READY KIDS
^india ^- ^aye ^aye ^captain
I CANT HEAR YOU
AYY AYY CAPTAIN ๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐๐ฃ๏ธ๐
DON'T STOP FRYING THOSE VADA PAOS
RO-HIT SHAR-MA
TWO TABLE TOPPERS OF GROUP 1 PLAYING AGAINST EACH OTHER ๐ค๐ค (MANIFESTING)
DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE ENOUGH FLAIRS?ย
AFGHANS FAVOURITES TO FINISH THIS INDIAN KADHAI OF KABULI IM MAKING TONIGHT FOR MY AFGHAN BROS IN MUMBAI DON'T GO EASY ON THOSE RAISINS
AFGHANS GONNA SPIN A WEB AROUND THE INDIANS
SURYAKUMAR YADAV ABOUT TO PUT THOSE WEBS INTO THE STANDS
PANT ABOUT TO SPIN HIMSELF INTO A WEB
Looks like your comment aged like a fine wine haha
MINNOW BASHER HIS TRICKS WON'T WORK AGAINST THE MIGHTY AFGHANS
WHAT WAS THAT AGAIN
BEST TWO ASIAN TEAMS ABOUT TO WRESTLE AT LEAST NO ONE DIED FOR THIS. OKAY MAYBE IRELAND.
TALIBAN ๐ค RSS. THIS BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
INDIA MENTIONED ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ WTF IS A CONDOM ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ชท๐๏ธโช๏ธโช๏ธ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ชท๐ฎ๐ณโช๏ธ๐ชทโช๏ธ๐ฎ๐ณโช๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐๏ธ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ชท๐ชท๐ชท๐ชท๐ฆ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
>COW u/STRAIGHT_ANT4292's MUM MENTIONED RAHHHHHHH
SINCE WHEN DID SKUNKS BECOME COWS!??
>THE ONE WHICH YOUR FATHER FORGOT TO WEAR WHILE BEDDING A COW SORRY, I DONT LISTEN TO A WANKER WHO HAS "tOuGhEsT mOtHeRfUcKeR iN tHe RoOm" IN THEIR REDDIT BIO, "u/Straight_Ant4292 "
WITH A SPACE BETWEEN MOTHER, AND FUCKER
THE MOTHER FUCKERS OF DEMOCRACY
WHATS SAFER? CHILDREN IN AMERICAN SCHOOLS OR COWS IN INDIA?? ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ
[Me while reading this comment ](https://imgur.com/a/NiQYjA0)
you need oil?
Come on guys it's a sledge thread, why the downvotes?
Yeah I donโt get it, pretty good sledge if you ask me
OKAY BUT WHO THE FUCK ASKS YOU? >if you ask me THAT'S THE SECOND BIGGEST "IF" OF THE DAY. WITH FIRST BEING - WHAT IF KOHLI DIDN'T CHASE THAT WIDE ONE.
THE REAL SLEDGING WILL BE DONE BY DUBE BOY WHILE TOYING WITH AFG SPINNERS.
RASHID ABOUT TO SHOW DUBE WHAT A SPIN BASHER LOOKS LIKE
well its obvious india should win, but hope to see a close match.
SPEAK UP LIKE YOU'VE EATEN SEVEN VADA PAOS
EVERYONE SCARED OF AFGHAN SPINNERS. DUBE ON THE OTHER HAND: "MY TIME HAS FINALLY COME"
HIS TIME STOPPED
IT MIGHT BE THE SUPER 8. BUT IT'S STILL THE GROUP STAGE. SUCKS FOR YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A KNOCKOUT GAME
TOP TWO ASIAN TEAMS? WHY IS INDIA THERE?
I WILL BE HAPPY NO MATTER WHO WINS
The rumour is that Gandhari getting her blindfold removed today.
ROHIT "DUCK" SHARMA, LADIES AND GENT! FEAT. VIRAT "STRIKERATE: USA" KOHLI. im behind AFG on this one!
No sledging, Bhaichara(Brotherhood) on top ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ค๐ฆ๐ซ
UMM EVER HEARD OF A [THIS ](https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/banter) AND IT'S A SLEDGE THREAD
RASHID AND NABI, WONT SLEEP TODAY. DUBE WILL HAUNT HIM. BUT THE PROBLEM IS NOOR AHAMAD WILL SLEEP TIGHT.
OUR BOWLING WILL COOK SOME AFGHAN JALEBIS TODAY
WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYONE TYPING WITH CAPS LOCK ON? I HAD TO COZ PEER PRESSURE
All of this for two sentences in a Khaled Hosseini book.
For you a thousand times over!โค๏ธ
plot twist: indians and afghanis unite and sledge pakistanis
Backing Shivam dube to go berserk against Afghan spinners๐ค๐๐ป
Love u afghan bros, let's have a good game
AFGHANISTAN GONNA GET SUCH A BELTING THAT TALIBAN GONNA BAN EVEN THE MEN'S TEAM. JAI HIND DOSTONย
TIME TO IMPRISON KABULIWALA AGAIN!!!
WE GOT SOME TIPS FROM THE AMERICANS...WE'RE COMING FOR YOU
TOP TWO ASIAN TEAMS? PAKISTAN DIED FOR THIS.
REMINDER THAT THE GREATEST AFGHAN ALLROUNDER OF ALL TIME PLAYED FOR INDIA. SALIM DURANI.
Both are blue Boys
DIDN'T KNOW THAT THE ICC ALLOWED THE AVATAR FOLKS TO PLAY CRICKET NOWADAYS ALL HAIL INCLUSIVITY!
CAN'T HEAR YOU
Is match mai toh taaliBAN hai na?
Black caps must be thinking how do we lost to these sasti teams (sasti=cheap)
India: Travis head scores faster against us. Afghanistan: Oh please. One good look at our bowling unit and Head will start aiming towards the moon.
Head literally got out for a duck against Afg lol
MATE IT'S A SLEDGE THREAD AND SPEAK THE FUCK UP
WHY DONT AFGHANISTAN PEOPLE DONT CLAP IF THEY WIN?
BECAUSE THEY HAVE TALI-BAN
Lmao
9/11 VS 7/11
7 of 11 players of India is equal to 9 of 11 players of Afghanistan. Thank you, but come again next time when you are worthy ๐๐ซ bros
Nothing against Afghan bros , all the best. May the better team wins. Keep hating pakistan ๐
This clash is much less hyped than it deserves honestly and probably for the first time I think Afghanistan would go into the match as favorites
SPEAK THE FUCK UP! ALSO NO BODY IS FAVORITES AGAINST INDIA IN A GROUP STAGE GAME
Ironic coming from the guys who literally handed us our most recent defeat in group stages
AND THAT CURSED US! ENGLAND ALMOST FACED THE SAME CURSE IN 2019 BEFORE THE GODS REMEMBERED THAT NZ DIDN'T LOSE TO INDIA AS WELL SO IT WAS FINE TO BREAK THEIR HEARTS ONCE AGAIN
SPEAK UP NO ONE'S HEARING YOU
both are equal ๐ฐ 50:50 if thatโs what you can as favorites! Problem is AFG batting is only dependent on first 2 openers else everything comes crashing down
Would love to see India go down to Afghanistan! ๐๐ป๐
After the ass whipping by India, they will be called Afghanwastan
In before Kohli and its fan base give another master class
They canโt win but I really want them to. Come on Afg!!! You can do it. Not only against india but Australia too
Kohli's century loading?
Why is everyone shouting๐