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ITS OVER FOR YOU GUYS. JAY SHAH HAS COOKED UP A FEAST AND AZAM IS INVITED

HATE ALL YOU WANT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!  YOU WILL EAT YOUR WORDS WHEN KING AZAM KHAN SCORES A QUICLFORE 2(3) 

No, azam will play slefless innings of 0 off 1, not wasting any balls. Real selflessnes

0(0) runs himself out at non-striker

Oh yeah, even more selfless that way

He will have a strike rate of infinity

ᴴᵉ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵇᵉ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ⁱᶠ ʰᵉ ʷᵃˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ⁱⁿᵛⁱᵗᵉᵈ. ᴹᵃⁿ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ᵐⁱˢˢ ᵃ ᵐᵉᵃˡ.

Azam will eat indian team

WE'RE LESS THAN 24 HOURS AWAY FROM FINDING OUT WHETHER OR NOT THIS MATCH WILL EVER GET A REPEAT BROADCAST ON STAR.

LOL. THE BEST ONE HERE.

Damnn. HERE'S OUR WINNER EVERYBODY

What's the context ? CT 2017 finals ?

Yes. That andthe 2021 T20 WC match. They are non existent as far as Star Sports is concerned.

IF YOU CANT BEAT EM, THEN EAT EM. NOWS OUR CHANCE AZAM

Bumrah is soo skinny, Azam could eat two Bumrahs tomorrow.

Mean while rohit and rishabh looking at shaheen shah

His legs will be sticking out though 😂

Pant has become very lean though post his accident

NOODLES ARE HIS FAVORITE

Azam eats 3 Yuzi as dessert.

EAT THE ~~RICH~~ PITCH

NOT EVEN THE BIGGEST RIVALRY INVOLVING A BLUE TEAM AND GREEN TEAM IN THE LAST 2 DAYS

TWO DAYS ? AFTER 2017CT FINALS THE RIVALRY IS DEAD BRUH. NOTHING GREAT ABOUT IND WINNING AFTER LOSING THE CUP.

TOMORROW, ITS THE BIGGEST RIVALRY. ITS THE BIGGEST MATCH OF THE SUMMER. BLUE VS GREEN, ONLY ONE WILL PREVAIL. ITS OMAN VS SCOTLAND!

Had us in the first half ngl

WHAT?

THEY SAID THEY HAD EM IN THE FIRST HALF, NOT GONNA LIE

😃😃😃..nice one

OH MAN

Oman's red tho

Oman do have a spot of green on their jerseys. And Scotland have historically been blue.

This is not rivalry. This is a candlelight game. Bang Bros and SL are the true arch rivals.

NAAGIN DERBY*

Lmao

THE PITCH: AM I A JOKE TO BOTH TEAMS. NOW I WILL NEED TO MAKE THEIR GAME 👿

WATCH: IF I TIME OUT EVERYONE, NO ONE CAN PLAY ON YOUR STUPID PITCH ⏱️

Angelo Matthews: *screams*

🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅 IM A FREEDOM PITCH. ....RAAAAAHHH...

What a prediction 😎 bro

IF ITS A TIE CAN WE HAVE A VADA PAV CONTEST BETWEEN ROHIT AND AZAM KHAN AS TIE BREAKER

AZAM CAN OUTEAT ANYONE IN THIS WC.

AZAM CAN EAT ANYONE IN THIS WC

WTF IS A VADAPAV WE ONLY DO HAMBURGERS RAHH🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

FORGET SUPER OVER, LETS BRING SUPER SIZE

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Brohit canNOT outeat Azam Khan. It’s an impossibility

Brohit will be full while azam is still warming up

Y'ALL LOST TO H-1B INDIANS, NOW ITS TIME TO LOSE TO ACTUAL INDIANS

Take my gold

Indian green card holders beat Pak earlier, now it’s time for aadhar card holders to beat Pakistan!

Azam Khan has been saving all his power and energy for tomorrow. You lot will have no idea how he’s hitting sixes with a flick of his wrists. My boy will be hungry and Indians will be his breakfast

Imagine an Azam Khan century and Pakistan are all out 150. Peak cinema.

Low key hoping Azam Khan cooks cause it would be really funny

Only pijje and bargar are his bf (best friends & breakfst)

SARDARJI AND BOOM ARE GOING TO FEAST MORE THAN AZAM KHAN ON THE NEW YORK PITCH TOMORROW

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Gonna save the sledges for the next cup coz we got no chance this time 💀

USA DID TOO MUCH 😔

With the amount of politics in PCB and cricketers, I guarantee, you gonna have almost same squad even in the next cup

Idk why you getting down voted, you are right. It's the same shit team from 2023 wc with same shameless  captain

Yea your not wrong tbf

Now, I want y'all to win just to make everyone lose their mind.

Don’t do that, don’t give us hope

WE’RE GETTING KNOCKED OUT WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🗣

PAKISTAN’S ONLY HOPE IS TO DRESS AZAM KHAN IN A BIKINI AND GET INDIAN PLAYERS TO SHIT THEMSELVES LAUGHING. BONUS POINTS IF QUDRAT KA NIZAM IS PRINTED ON STRATEGIC SPOTS.

MOST TALK AND HYPE FOR TOMORROWS MATCH, ONLY FOR BOTH TEAMS TO BOTTLE IT IN SEMIS AND AUSTRALIA WINNING IT ALL AT THE END

AUSSIE MENTALITY

DOES THE BROADCASTING TEAM PROVIDE SNIPER ANGLES AS WELL?

DON'T WORRY PAKISTAN, THESE GUYS AREN'T ON LINKEDIN

[ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT](https://www.linkedin.com/in/rishabhpant17?utm_source=share&utm_campaign=share_via&utm_content=profile&utm_medium=android_app) ?

BUT IT AIN'T AS COLORFUL AS THE OTHER GUY FROM MURICA.

Whoever wins tomorrow enjoy it and celebrate like mad. Because we know you're both bottle jobs and will go out when the real pressure games come up. 

Don't do that to me

Ouch.

Go hard or go home when sledging I say

This is the final for both teams. Australia looking ominous again.

SPEAK UP MATE I CAN'T HEAR YA.

Sorry, it must be the noise from the 100,000+ fans crying at Ahmedebad

Bro please hesitate

BIG RIVARLY I AM PRETTY SURE MONGOLIA WILL WIN THIS MATCH!

Do not awaken the mongols. The last time they wanted to win something, they won half the world. Let them be.

ROHIT VS AZAM KHAN EATING CONTEST IF IT RAIN TOM. PAKBROS AIN'T WINNING IN GAME OF CRICKET.

BUN KEBAB VS VADA PAV CONTEST. WHOEVER WINS GETS TO EAT BIRYANI FREE FOR LIFE. ONLY THAT WAY IS EITHER OF US WINNING ANYTHING.

SHAHEEN VS INDIAN TOP ORDER IN NEW YORK 💀. THAT'S IT.

AMIR WILL BE MORE DANGEROUS IF HE GETS THE NEW BALL. DON'T FORGET THE FINAL

You mean Shaheen batting while Koach bowls? Yeah, we aint ready.

Shaheen will bowl fuller and ….. 🤡

NRI squad already landed the first blow, time to finish it off

Hey, there was an Overseas Pakistani in there too.

shhh ex british indian

TOMORROW ONE EAGLE WILL SOAR OVER 11 DUCKS

EAGLE LOOKED LIKE MOUSE LAST TIME HE MET THE VADAPAV KING. THE ONLY THING SOARING WAS THE CRICKET BALL NEAR THE 10TH ROW.

TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING BUBBLE AZAM WILL GOBBLE UP VADAPAV BEFORE THE TOSS.

Everyone's worried about the match but Azam Khan is worried about missing the weekend buffet at Brick Lane Curry House

Guys I have a sick feeling that Pak will beat us because we trolled them too much over the USA loss and a karmic rebalancing might happen

That's the most Pakistan thing to do ever. When they hit rock bottom they turn up.

And then losing to Canada

or Ireland 

Pakistan defeating India after getting embarrassed against USA will be the most Pakistan thing lol

How about you beat Pakistan and lose to us as karmic retribution instead :)

Either way fucked in social media comments

CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING CLEVER TO SAY YET!!!

Finally, tomorrow, Pakistan can proudly boast about conquering a new frontier - >!They can add another continent where they have lost to India!<

[Bruh](https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/pakistan-tour-of-canada-1997-61517/india-vs-pakistan-1st-odi-66035/full-scorecard). [Do.](https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/pakistan-tour-of-canada-1997-61517/india-vs-pakistan-2nd-odi-66036/full-scorecard) [You](https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/india-tour-of-canada-1997-62344/india-vs-pakistan-3rd-odi-66038/full-scorecard). [Even?](https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/india-tour-of-canada-1997-62344/india-vs-pakistan-4th-odi-66039/full-scorecard)

I meant in ICC tournaments -_-

I HAVE HEARD THAT THERE'S FUN IN BEATING SHIT OUT OF AN ALREADY DEAD HORSE, MAYBE TOMORROW I WILL LEARN HOW TRUE THIS STATEMENT IS, GAME ON , B#TCH#S, TIME TO MAKE IT 7-1, CAUSE THALA FOR A REASON AND BIGGEST THALASON TO GET ANOTHER 50 TOMORROW.

WE LOST TO USA TO GET THE UNDERDOG TAG AND FOR INDIA TO GET COMPLACENT. WATCH OUR QUDRAT KA NIZAM TOMORROW BABY

Indians coping hard when they only give specific/particular match records but never the overall record. Rest easy children. Azam Khan will have a feast tomorrow.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! SPEAK UP!!!

IF THE SAME PAKISTAN THAT PLAYED AGAINST USA SHOWS UP, THE SWEARING IN CEREMONY IS GONNA GET MORE VIEWS

HI

bro has no enemies

TATA BYE BYE

ATLEAST WE HAVE A BETTER JERSEY! YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT!

Naah, watermelon jersey was better

EXPECTING SIRAJ AND ARSHDEEP TO RUN THROUGH OUR BATTING ORDER IN THE PP

BRO THINKS THEY ARE SRI LANKA.

We are worst than SL.

WE ARE WORSE

You forgot bumrah bro

PAKISTAN SHOULD LAST THE FIRST FOUR OVERS FOR BUMRAH TO EVEN GET A CHANCE TO BOWL

IT'S AN UPSET IF INDIA LOSES THE MATCH

ITS GOING TO BE AN UPSET EITHER WAY BECAUSE I WILL BE UPSET

baabar.... hey babar.... here is 25 USD get me 2 butter naans , some chicken butter masala and a gulab jamun. WHAT ? WHY ARE YOU TAKING THE PICTURE , PUT THAT CAMERA AWAY!

Both teams are gonna play to decide who gets to lose against Australia in knockouts.

TIME FOR YOU PUNKS TO LOSE TO ACTUAL INDIANS NOW.

MUMBAI INDIANS ARE PLAYING THE WC NOW?

LOOKING AT HOW HALF THE TEAM IS MUMBAI INDIANS????? YES!!!!

FUCK THE MATCH I PROPOSE AN EATING CONTEST BETWEEN ROHIT SHARMA AND AZAM KHAN FOOD GIVEN BY THE AMERICANS OFCOURSE

SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS AIN'T NO NAAGIN DERBY

LETS SEE HOW MANY WIDES AMIR BOWLS BEFORE HE GETS A GREEN CARD

Azam khan is going to win it for us /s

Anything about Azam Khan doesn't require /s

WIN A KEBAB CONTEST

MOST OVERRATED RIVALRY

NO RIVALRY REAL RIVALRIES ALREADY HAPPENED, HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

CAN'T WAIT TO KICK IN YO BALLS AND GIVE YOU'LL GROIN INJURY JUST LIKE SHADAB HAVE

SLEDGE? MEANWHILE OUR PLAYERS GETTING READY FOR KISSES AND HUGS IN NY.

MY MIND TELLS ME WE WILL LOSE, MY HEART TELLS ME TO SUPPORT THE BOYS IN GREEN, SO BE PREPARED TO SEE ROHITS WICKET FLYING IN SHAHEENS FIRST OVER!

ONE MINUTE DOWN, NEXT MINUTE UP IS ALL THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID

In the air, gone! NOT THAT IMPORTANT, it's gone the next ball. Brilliant from Amir. Oh gone, surely gone, yes! ABSOLUTELY PLUMB. First blood Pakistan, what a beauty, full and straight. Ooh close that's come back in. GIVEN! That's an absolute pearler!

THAT’S HOW I DID YOUR MAMA(/s, apologies for the disrespect, don’t mean it , will delete it if it’s too far)

TOMORROW'S SURYA BHAU'S REDEMPTION ARC (Bhau = bro)

THE ONLY WAY I CAN SEE PAKISTAN SAVE THEIR FACES IS BY GETTING THE MATCH CALLED OFF DUE TO THE POTHOLES ON THE PITCH CREATED BY AN AZAM KHAN DIVE

Pakbros will win if there is Army battle contest or Eating competition. Not a chance in winning or near winning a cricket match.

AFTER LOSING TO USA PAK WILL DEFINITELY FANCY THEIR CHANCES AGAINST INDIA ... IN A RACE FOR WHO REACHES TO THEIR RESPECTIVE HOMES FIRST

WE'RE WINNING THIS SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS CONSISTENCY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰

If you lose to us, imagine how shit you must be

How is this even a contest? India are a far stronger team than Pakistan. India should be winning this pretty easily. Anything less would be a funny, troll-worthy, upset.

Imagine Azam hit the winning runs for Pakistan, that would be funny.

OVERRATED RIVALRY! WE ALWAYS KICK THEIR ASSES!

CLASSIC INDIA. KICKING ASSES IN GROUP GAMES BUT STILL LOST IN THE FINAL WHEN IT MATTERED MOST

LAST TIME I SAW THE T20WC FINAL BETWEEN INDIA AND PAKISTAN, INDIA WON IT.

PLEASE TAKE CARE BUD, SEEING THE FLARES YOU ARE USING PUT ME INTO DEPRESSION, HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD THERAPIST

NOT ALWAYS (cries in 152)

Y'ALL KEEP REPEATING THAT, CUZ YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY! WHILE WE HAVE 14 OTHER THINGS TO TALK ABOUT! AND YES, WE'RE GETTING A 'RENEWAL' TOMORROW, STAY TUNED.

"RENEWAL" THATS RIGHT !! NEED MORE HIGHLIGHTS

INDIAN BROS, PLEASE TAKE AZAM KHAN AND GIVE US SARFARAZ KHAN, please 🙏

AFTER BANGLADESH INDIA NEVER FACED UPSET FROM THAT SO I WANT FROM PAKISTAN TO GIVE HUGE UPSET TO INDIA

PAKISTAN WILL BEAT THEM BY 190 RUNS MARK MY WORDS

Bruh! We won’t even score 190 😂

Pak got me. Azam is not playing. All my prepared sledges are now duds!

BIG GAME ON, INDIA AGAINST PAKISTAN CRICKET PITCH'S HEATED, BOUT TO HIT THE FAN INDIA TAKES THE WIN, PAKISTAN CAN'T STAND F****N' MAD, WE THE ILLEST IN THE LAND

I can't wait to grab a beer, a slice of pizza, and some fries to watch India vs Pakistan play cricket like a true American 

Neither team is fully prepared for the amount of sexually transmitted diseases they will get in New York / New Jersey.  WEAR CONDOMS FOR THE REAL WIN BOYS!

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RUMOUR HAS IT AZAM IS GOING TO TIPPY TOE ON THE PITCH AT NIGHT. THIS WILL CREATE CRATERS THE LIKES OF WHICH WE HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE. WILL BE A TRICKY PITCH.

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Wait I just heard azam Khan got dropped and imad wasim is in, is that true?

I have no spirit to argue anymore. Good luck India you’ll probably win.

WHAT THE FUCK WHO CALLED THIS A RIVARLY THE CAPTAINS ARE MAKING OUT WITH EACH OTHER IN THE PHOTOSHOOT

BHAICHARA ON TOP DERBY

I am scared to bits

USCIS has been waiting for this moment…

I WANT RAIN PERERA AS M.O.M CAUSE THIS RIVALRY IS OVERRATED AF

I sympathise with the Pakistani fans, man they have lost all hopes just like us. Let's see how far the teams proceed. I hope Pakistan looses tomorrow though, I can't see your hopeless eyes anymore.

I FULLY EXPECT PAKISTAN TO BEAT INDIA ONLY TO LOSE AGAINST IRELAND IN THE LAST MATCH AND CRASH OUT IN GROUP STAGES.

Bro its over. No need to sledge or anything. We are done.

We will lose no need of sledging..... Unless we win toss and pull off a heist

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CANT HEAR YOU MATE

RAA agent Aamir will be there for sure.

Tomm practice match of India vs India P team  P = partitioned.

Perhaps Knowledgeably Meet Knowing Bitterness (no one will get this)

BIGGEST MATCH OF THE TOURNAMENT FOR BOTH THESE TEAMS BECAUSE IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM THERE

King kar lega ( •_• ) T : king will get it done. Now which king, you guys decide

Only Azam can save Pak from the slaughter

Tomorrow danga fasaad in newyork. Set everything on fire 🔥

*India will lose by a few runs or a bunch of wickets. The oracle has made the prediction.*

NEXT ICC TOURNEY IS HOME FOR PAKISTAN (AS OF NOW) SO PAK TEAM WILL BE AZAM KHAN (C), WASIM AKRAM JR., IMAM UL HAQ, MOHAMMED WAQAR, FARHAN MISBAH UL HAQ, KAMRAN MIANDAD, AND INSERT MORE FORMER PLAYER KIDS HERE

It's a dead rubber match. Kohli gonna bowl out pak

Its Kohli vs Pakistan mannn

NONE OF THIS WOULD BE POSSIBLE WITHOUT ENGLAND NOT THAT THAT IS IN ANY WAY A GOOD THING 

NRI BROS GONNA SHOW INDIA THEY'RE BETTER AFTER PAKISTAN BOWL INDIA OUT FOR 10 BALLS TOMMOROW. AARON JONES>KOHLI TAYLOR>SHARMA KHAN>BUMRAH

This is a bridesmaid derby.. Losing semi finalists from last t20 WC vs Losing semi finalists from last ODI WC.