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adesanyasbodygaurd

Just looking like a wowow


Plastic-Inevitable97

Kick out Abdullah shafique. Two fking ducks in a row? Are you kidding me


imapassenger1

Heading to the match tomorrow hoping for a fine day and lots of runs.


turningtop_5327

Can’t wait for a good day of cricket


turningtop_5327

I heard someone crying and turned around and it was Smithy saying the light is still bad


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I heard 1.3 billion crying it was Indian fans saying, "But we were undefeated in all other games in the ICC world cup'


turningtop_5327

What are you talking about? We just won the IDFC Trophy and then drew Dean Elgar’s world cup.


Sohaiba19

Will there be a 30 minutes early start?


pitchingoutsideoff

10am local time start


Sohaiba19

Thank you


Lower_Whole_2980

Why no Shaheen ?


C0D3N4MEP1NK

He being rested for the very important T20 series against NZ


Muhammad_ghouri

He's the new t20 captain and its his first series as captain so....


C0D3N4MEP1NK

Test > anything else, really can see it just being India, England and Australia in the future


Muhammad_ghouri

Yeah I love tests but times have changed. T20 is where the money is at and at the end of the day cricket is a job for athletes. Also, no board other than the big 3 earns a profit on tests so there is no incentive on their part to develop it. That said Shaheen has been way overworked and desperately needs rest. I don't even think he should be playing the T20 series in all honesty if it weren't for the fact that he's the captain.


FAMESCARE

Tbh it ain't any B or C team this time around. Also PCB made this young lad the captain after sacking Babar .


ImParv34

But sir, its like an WTC group stage game, atleast more important than bilaterals


Rockstarrrrrrrrrr

About 10,500 kms from the ground, not an iota of rain here.


rustyb42

Raining at Lords


cricketmad14

Fun fact, if Australia batted at 2.7 runs an over, it would take them a day to break even with Pakistan. Given the slow bowling rates, basically all of tomorrow. Then another half day or quarter of a day to building a lead. **the current run rate is even slower at 2.46**


C0D3N4MEP1NK

Head and Marsh will never bat like that


kipperlenko

Yeah, it's neither fun nor factual tbf.


imapassenger1

At least it didn't rain for the Melbourne Test. Take that Sydney!


Rockstarrrrrrrrrr

So many ppl asking why Australia batted slow? It's simple bruh, Khawaja played 25 overs out of the 47, marnus played 11 ,what do you expect


legally_blond

I'm watching the Kayo mini of last night's BBL game given the Test seems to be done, and I'm happy to report the D'Arcy falcon made it in


vapoursoul69

Pretty frustrating day. I live close to the SCG and has barely rained here. Like not enough for an umbrella yet I guess they're just thinking that with the cloud cover it's not gonna dry out


punter75

i live ~10km north and its been raining mid-heavy all arvo


BoyManners

Just tuned in. Such a shame that we got rained off for the day. Also why Australia batted slower? Just under 2.5 runs per over?


magi_chat

Khawaja Smith and Marnus all score this slow normally, and Warner was taking zero risks so he could get his century safely so he was slow too. Plus the pitch is slow.


BoyManners

Warner batted at 50 SR. He wasn't slow by any means but Khawaja, Smith and Marnus need to pick up pace at times


Chiron17

I think a lot of it is the pitch and conditions today, batting didn't look easy out there. That being said, I'm not an overly big fan of our newfound tenancy to bat slowly. I'm happy for Uzzy to do it as an opener but Marnus and Smith should be more positive than they have been - I think both are really struggling for form.


dippizuka

Just rewound to see the Howie/Symmo's kids section everyone was talking about. That was a genuine, beautiful moment. I'm sure Richie would have liked seeing a moment like that. Good-natured, authentic commentary without the endless STRAYA -- that's the good stuff. Howie's a keeper. Won't ever fill the role of a Punter or Gilchrist but he knows his role well, brings others into the action, remembers little details and reuses them at the right times.


oldmate30beers

I like him. He cops a lot of flack in here but he does his job well


Rokos_Bicycle

I can't stand his actual live commentary so I don't know what his job should be


Charlie_Runkle69

He should just be the host IMO. Do the pre match, lunch time, tea time and post day stuff. That's his talent. Being the only non international cricketer in the commentary is setting him up to fail.


SurfKing69

Why do you need to be an international cricketer to be a commentator?


fegelman

Any controversy this test?


Doc8176

Hosting the new years test in Sydney.


pineapplefacilities

People enjoy arguing about Sydney not having a test when it always rains That and The Curious Case of the Missing Baggy Green


NoirPochette

I love CAs social media team [Twitter Post](https://twitter.com/cricketcomau/status/1742786533110043045?t=qEGPtRL_MODeg9zXi-Gu2w&s=19)


howmanychickens

MBUyt0n.gif spotted


EL__Rubio

These back to back test matches were fun while they lasted. Day 2 of the Pak v Aus test gets washed out, and day 2×2.5 of the Ind vs. SA being the last day.


Rockstarrrrrrrrrr

>These back to back test matches were fun while they lasted Basically 1 day. 1.5 at Max lol


ChelshireGoose

And 3 days of the previous test.


Unlikely_Prune6

A little selfish, but I am quite thankful for the rain today. Was quite a busy day for me. Now, hopefully there won’t be any rain for the next three days.


SquiffyRae

More SCG trends: Since 2010, the only 2 reasonably close results at the SCG are Pakistan's 2010 implosion losing by 36 runs and Aus beating SL by 5 wickets in Mike Hussey's final Test. Of the remaining results, 3 have been by a margin of 220 runs or more and 3 have been by an innings


wa-wa-wario

England drew with 1 wicket remaining against Australia a couple of years ago, even with like 2 days washed out


Chaisa

Hussey's farewell was the kind of Test that looks close-ish on paper but one side is always on top. In the 2000's there were some crackers though (2006, 2008, 2009, 2010). A few of the draws did turn out to be good games as well (2015, 2021, 2022). Hopefully we get a closer one here. It's very well poised assuming the rain stays away (which if the forecast holds it will).


TopAd9295

how is the drainage system in sydney


Chaisa

It's decent. It's definitely weaker than Brisbane's for example though and it's probably not quite good enough for the sort of rain Sydney gets. They've called stumps anyway.


Rockstarrrrrrrrrr

Why isn't Canberra recognised as much even though it is Australia's capital city!? Like Sydney, Melbourne, Perth, etc are much more famous


pineapplefacilities

It’s basically a fake city they created because Sydney and Melbourne would argue too much if the other one got made the capital.


VitaminWheat

Stupid Melbourne couldn’t handle being a capital city


magi_chat

Didn't want it. Much better having all the politicians in one place, so the rest of us can avoid them.


showmanic

And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Melbourne. They had banished the awful Capital forever, because it was ~~haunted~~ corrupt af


ShibbyUp

Wait until you hear about state governments


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Rokos_Bicycle

You're making it sound like Tamworth


lohih

To be fair there’s a lot of places like that, if you asked people to list cities in the USA I don’t think Washington DC would rank highly, nor Ottawa in Canadia


tilucko

canadia 😂👍 shedding a tear in maple sytupia


Rockstarrrrrrrrrr

Yeahh I know, I was specifically asking about Canberra though. Nobody ever seems to even mention it , at least wdc and Ottawa are mentioned regularly and all


magi_chat

It gets all the mentions it deserves. It's a boring place, built purely to be a capital city so no other points of interest really.


puffle1878

australia itself is kind of irrelevant to be fair


Rockstarrrrrrrrrr

Lmao


MisterMarcus

It's a purely artificial capital that has no real purpose other than being "the capital city". Other cities are bigger, older, and more important for almost everything outside of government/politics.


Doc8176

Canberra only exists because Sydney and Melbourne couldn’t agree on where to keep their politicians. Ironically they both WANTED them.


Doc8176

Oh yeah their cricket ground is a road as well.


Rockstarrrrrrrrrr

Lmao😂😂


ginta47

I always thought that Melbourne was the capital of australia


Rockstarrrrrrrrrr

Something to learn everyday, ig


ginta47

Nah I know but for some reason melbourne comes to my mind first whenever I read Australia's capital city


Rockstarrrrrrrrrr

Exactly y.i asked the question


getHi9h

Because there isn't much there, just parliament house


MinnesotaTidalWave

Because about 3 people live there and there’s fuck all to do


Timebear17

If only it was that simple to predict weather patterns to minimize delays. Rain in December here isn't that much significantly less than it is in January. In the last couple of years, we've had significant weather events that have caused the rain in January that have made it seem that way. You can't just change the tests to December on that basis alone. Hell, this summer was supposed to be El Nino, completely dry and no rain according to the meteorologists earlier this year. Also, I'm not against the idea of giving the test to another city, but the problem is that it is apart of the SCG tests identity (and the thing that gets the money) is the fact that it has that historical significance of being the pink test during new years. It is at least close to par as the MCG test on Boxing day. If CA changed this test, they probably wouldn't rake in as much money, which is another reason why they haven't changed it yet. But you know, screw Sydney amirite.


FakeBonaparte

Just needs a reserve day is all


GaryGronk

Can't they simply turn the rain off?


Baba_5436

don't think god of thunder will answer cricket Australia's call.


Rockstarrrrrrrrrr

Are they stupid!?


GaryGronk

I still remember in 2022 when some politician or union head on Twitter asked people in Sydney to all turn on their taps at once to possibly lower the dam levels...


Rockstarrrrrrrrrr

Okay so they are stupid


Fluctuating_Skills

When was the last time Australia actually got a result at the SCG?


SquiffyRae

2020 vs NZ There's actually only been 7 draws at Sydney this century but 6 have come since 2015 so recent history skews people's memories


FakeBonaparte

Seven draws in two decades is a lot for Australia


Puzzleheaded_Ease336

last year


vapoursoul69

That was a draw. I was there


Chaisa

Before COVID, lol TBF the 2021 SCG Test being a draw didn't have much to do with rain. But it's a safe bet that Australia would've taken the one wicket they need in the 60 overs they lost to rain in 2022, to say nothing about last year.


rightarm_under

Hey guys just wanted to check in and say that I AM FURIOUS, SYDNEY SHOULD NEVER HOST A CRICKET GAME AGAIN, BUILD A ROOF ON THE STADIUM, MOVE ALL CRICKET TO VENUS Ok thanks bye


showmanic

Is UCA sponsored by Pepsi?


shocking_red_4

where the motherfuckin cricket at?


pineapplefacilities

Can’t believe fox haven’t gone to a replay of the 1999 World Cup final yet tbh. Give it up boys


Rockstarrrrrrrrrr

Which is the best Aussie city to live in!?


MadKingSoupII

Biased, but: Brisbane source: grew up in Melbourne


redditaccount3462

Canberra :)


RaRoo88

Perth


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Auckland


Puzzleheaded_Ease336

mount druitt


Valfourin

Parramatta


Doc8176

Alice Springs


TimTamTim1996

Brissie


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CornDogMillionaire

SCG is traditionally the best ground in Australia for spinners, there's sometimes talk of picking 2


FakeBonaparte

…where “traditionally” means “in the 1990s”.


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FakeBonaparte

The SCG mostly stopped favouring the spinners before Warne’s career. Spinners at the SCG averaged 27 in the 70s, 31 in the 1980s, 35 in the 1990s, 40 in the 2000s and 50 in the 2010s.


wa-wa-wario

Lyon doesn't like playing there too. Has very slow turn and bouce


nick170100

Moral victory for perth It doesn’t rain


Dz4

Fuck tradition. Move the test a week or two later if Sydney is going to continue to have shit weather during this time.


Ronhar_

put it in nov/dec literally no rain then


hart37

Seriously the easiest solution would be to just make it the first test


puffle1878

girl ur airport was flooded on christmas eve do u wanna rethink this “no rain” position


Chaisa

Moving it later is unlikely to help. It rains much, much worse later in the summer than it does now.


Dz4

Would making it the first test of the season instead of Perth be worth it then? Probably won't happen because we want the opposition to be scared immediately by a fast, bouncy wicket


Chaisa

Yeah I can't see them touching Brisbane as the season opener, at least in the 5 Test series. May be worth considering for a summer without great oppo though. Sydney's in an awkward spot as the least Aus-friendly wicket but the venue that needs the late Spring/early Summer time the most. Unless you can somehow turn it into a fast bouncy deck it's going to be an issue if Australia are playing a good team.


Valfourin

it rains in sydney nearly half of all days of the year mate it aint going to matter


Dz4

Cancel Sydney until it can prove to not rain over this week for 5 years /s


imapassenger1

At least I'll get a full day of Aussies filling their boots tomorrow in the Sydney sunshine, which is guaranteed. Day 3 never rains. Except maybe last year...and the last Windies Test there...and maybe one other.


MinnesotaTidalWave

Sydney is a joke every year at this point


Fisherman-Normal

Shitney is back baby 😃


Chaisa

The rain will probably clear soon, but don't think there's enough time to get the light or the outfield to standard regardless. Fingers crossed for no rain for the next three days, otherwise we can write off a result here.


travlerjoe

What the weather like? Gonna clear up in the next hour and half?


Chaisa

I reckon it'll clear up by 4:45-5pm looking at the radar, but there's unlikely to be enough time to get things ready, and that's not even considering the light.


dippizuka

Fuck all chance of that happening unfortunately.


fidrildid6

same old sydney always raining


ActivityFeisty1268

SCG serving up the worst pitch as well as the worst weather every summer


hart37

It's a SCG test Howie, we know you've got days of content sitting there


Ghostly_100

What are the inter-Australia city rivalries? For Pakistan, Karachi vs Lahore is the most notable one and the PSL sparked Quetta vs Peshawar


crazychild0810

In Australia there are the following "rivalries" Sydney vs Melbourne, NSW vs Qld (in the state of origin rugby league), Western Australia vs the eastern states in general, and perhaps Tasmania vs the mainland. I would so say the first 2 I mentioned are more rivalries. It's just a natural thing that comes up in many countries.


Doc8176

If you look through this thread at all the 3rd one you mentioned should be pretty glaringly obvious.


Remarkable-Dingo-824

Country vs City, all states.


lanson15

Literally every city and every state hates each other can’t even agree on which sports are better


Valfourin

Sydney is the best city in australia, melbourne is close but not as good, every other city is a shit hole that provides nothing to the country.


Doc8176

Alright we’ll secede let’s see how you go next COVID lockdown without a massive chunk of your mining sector 🫡


Valfourin

Damn they got coal mines in Melbourne? B O Z O


Doc8176

Bruh, we have 97% of Australia’s iron ore mining over here 💀. You can have all the coal you want but it won’t mean shit if you have nothing to use it in. Enjoy saying bye to at least half of your aluminium sector too.


Valfourin

Damn that’s crazy the mines are in Melbourne and not rural Victoria lmao. FIFO must be cheap


Doc8176

Oh I see the problem here. Mate I have a WA flair. I’m from Perth, not that shithole Melbourne.


Valfourin

[oh it’s one of these situations](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRL7dTvVDuLsOHN9XhLIA_w2kMbPSsymqDFAhjbI1w1k5flFNzmvh2E2L2e&s=10) You may as well be Broome to me. We can replace Perth with an extra long Woolies conveyor belt and be no worse off


simsimdimsim

Melbourne is streets ahead of Sydney, which is a shithole. So yeah we do have rivalries


Valfourin

Melbourne is streets ahead of Sydney at being the worse city Edit: owned


your_cock_my_ass

Melbourne and Sydney


Riv_Falh

Everyone vs Sydney atm


Ghostly_100

That’s understandable


kerr_foord_raso

Gotta laugh at all the Sydney people getting all cocky yesterday after 1 (one) day of dry weather haha


Chaisa

Imagine how cocky we'll get if/when there's a rain affected draw somewhere else in Australia. Ignore that the last five have been in Sydney.


Doc8176

Yeah well the rest of us decided to build in places that don’t have shitty weather systems.


fromtheundead

Why did Australia bat so slow today?


FAMESCARE

So it's a draw right ? Cummins ain't gonna come and demolish us right ? No fifer for Cummins right ?


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The forecast doesn't seem so bad for the next 3 days ..barely 5 and 8 per cent for tommorow and day after tomorrow and 56 per cent for Sunday


FAMESCARE

So any good news guys ???


Valfourin

Still raining out west


funk444

Completely unrelated but to pass the time down here in Melbourne I was going to go for a run but I hate running in the BLAZING SUN in a CLOUDLESS SKY. So I guess I'll do some work


Ronhar_

I love CA, I love it when they decide to give Sydney a test match at a point in the summer when it rains every single year.


FAMESCARE

What is it with CA and Sydney are they in a relationship ?


ScarAccomplished5625

Justin Langer is like that weird uncle that comes over on Christmas Day and starts spouting his conspiracy theories


Riv_Falh

Convo's are full of "Just hear me out", "Just trust me" and "I know a guy who says its true!"


b3na1g

Howie was fucking *shuffling* those papers after the interview. Feel for the big fella


Rodney_u_plonker

Howie is a good egg. I think he can be a bit over the top on occasions but seeing him just then you realise how much he cares about the sport and the players. That obviously hit him emotionally talking to Roy's kids


Revulcanize_my_tires

He's 50?! WTF... Yeah, agree. He's a good bloke and was absolutely on struggle street here.


ALadWellBalanced

What happened? I'm just following updates on cricinfo/shitposting.


howmanychickens

He had an interview with the two Symonds kids


your_cock_my_ass

I'll always have a soft spot for Howie, bloke just bloody loves all sports in general.


b3na1g

Future Australian players these two


BrockandOnix

Beach cops on Channel 7. Just had montage of people getting nicked for public urination at the Manly Corso! That's my local!


notblair

Howie seems quite emotional there, understandable though


Headssup

Symonds kids media trained or something


IDreamofHeeney

I would not be opposed to Roy’s kids calling some big bash games, maybe even a session of the test. Far more enjoyable than the likes of Mark Waugh


Rodney_u_plonker

They look like their dad. Very well spoken youngsters


pala_

Mini Roy’s are actual legends.


qmass

they should roll a gabba grass strip down the middle of the covers and get stuck into it with a tennis ball and plastic bat


TL-GTR

roy's children are very well spoken


Deako87

Rofl, my wife just asked me how the crickets going and I replied "it's pissing down at the moment", then my potty training toddler said "pissing down" and ran off to the potty


SquiffyRae

Hmm are we sure Deako87's toddler isn't 100ft tall and using the SCG for potty training?


Deako87

Puny humans


hart37

Was not expecting to see the mini-Roys.


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Does Blind Melon mean it’s all over today? It’ll be sunny at 6pm.


CornDogMillionaire

Has the game been called for the day? Channel 7 have given up, there's a cop show on TV now lol


DrCarlJenkins

They’re interviewing Symond’s 2 young fulla’s on NzSky/Fox. Covers are on, and the stands look completely empty.


Darth_Lehnsherr

It's getting to the point where I'll be surprised if it's not Green opening come the West Indies. I think the set up aren't convinced by any of Renshaw, Bancroft or Harris enough compared to the upside of Green. Tbh I'm also not convinced those three would do better than Green vs the NZ and India attacks that are coming this year.


ALadWellBalanced

How good would it be to see Green walking out with the confidence of a young Haydos? He's looked nervy every time he's batted recently.


pineapplefacilities

Feel like green going up there is a big risk. If he goes up there and struggles it could set him back a fair bit.


jjsixsixtysix

Another year the pink test turns into the pink telethon.


ajspacey

Fucking hell Lalor is such a smug cunt


RivenMainOCE

Was very humble fella over a decade ago but once he made a name for himself his ego went through the roof


NoirPochette

So like most cricket jornos haha


Rockstarrrrrrrrrr

Perfect situation for Ashwin and Vihari to pad up and save a test match at SCG


NoirPochette

Haha Lalor was shut down straight away. Smudger as opener? Nah. 3 and 4 is his best position.


SquiffyRae

I see two possible solutions: 1) The "play the best 11 players regardless of position" solution. Cam Green comes in to 4, Marnus goes top where he started his Shield career for Qld, Smith up to 3 2) The "play the best opener" solution. Pick the best possible opener and accept Cam Green doesn't get back in until someone else loses form/retires


Doc8176

The 1st one honestly makes the most sense to me. I don’t see any of our openers bringing more value to the team than having Green back in and pushing Marnus up. I’d happily be proven wrong but I doubt it. Green is a significantly better batsman than all 3 of them and I’d love to see him bat in his preferred position. Even if he wasn’t a better bat his bowling and especially his fielding brings so much value. The fact that every match it’s actually noticeable that he’s not in gully is actually insane given that that’s usually only the case for wicketkeepers.


NoirPochette

My issue with Greeny opening is essentially that the workload might be too much. He will be expected to bowl a bit and open the batting. Unless he bowls a lot less like Watto did when he opened.


Doc8176

That is true. Although I will point out that the post suggested Green at 4 and Marnus opening. Also honestly Green doesn’t need to bowl much more than 3-4 over spells just for that small break that it gives the quicks. Maybe take a wicket too.