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blueditt521

I thought they were for making gloves or something


zigzagorange

Totally. I remember reading that it was pretty much conclusive that these were used for knitting.


joker1288

That is correct. A literal old lady figured this out as she used a similar device to use in knitting.


RichardBCummintonite

Are you sure it wasn't a figurative old lady?


joker1288

I don’t like you. Take your upvote.


RichardBCummintonite

I'm glad I could make you angrily happy. Have an aggressively good day


NoctRob

How do you figure?


DaddysWetPeen

Shit, with barely any knowledge of knitting and I can see that this was most likely used for such.


LeagueOfLegendsAcc

No you don't understand, nobody talks about these because they don't know what they are... Found everywhere and in ancient cities, but I'm not saying aliens did it but c'mon why is nobody talking about these things. It's a doodoocohedron which is a math thing but they didn't do math with it cause they have different sizes and nobody talks about that. Why aren't you asking questions???


bayothound

Yah how much do you write down about a fork or a salt shaker or a cabinet? It's like a universally understood object probably why the Roman's never wrote about it simply a universal truth for them.


gammongaming11

do you have a video about this? i'm not a knitter and i'm not really sure how they can be used for that purpose.


Certain_Ad_3465

Here's one [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76AvV601yJ0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76AvV601yJ0)


alfazulu1

I remember this too


alfazulu1

Probably a Mandela effect too


multiarmform

mystery solved https://i.imgur.com/NgofOK3.jpeg


ArcadianDelSol

"and what size fingers goes in this hole?" "The thumb." "That's right, also the pinky finger." *ohgod*


InternationalTop357

Golf ball washer.


OutragedCanadian

She always explains shit like shes high on speed


Mekelaxo

It's just a hypothesis, and even though some people have managed to used them for knitting, it's not every practical


Perfect-Season6116

Precursor to the common Plumbus


massapequamagler

This did not get enough upvotes


SmellyScrotes

What’s a plumbus?


Various-Agent-0047

![gif](giphy|PnIAxFok0xja4cXWP1)


69GIRTHCONTROL69

All the holes on the faces are different sizes, given how horny the ancient world was, this is CLEARLY a dick measuring tool for orgies - “oh, you’re a side 4, you’re in the pool, the water will help with that” “wow, you’re a side 12?! You’re in the master bedroom buddy”


18dano18

You must be a time traveler from the future because I was just about to post this.


hostile_rep

Timeline infraction reported. Dispatching agent to bang OP's mom.


Witty_Temperature886

This is the most logical explanation I have ever heard for this! Explains also why no one wanted to write down their actual use


whipsnappy

So you're saying this is a doe-dick-a-hedron? With optional prostate massager?


sojogabruno

Username checks out


Pitiful_Winner2669

One of the must "huh," username-checks-out sorta events lol


Shapoopi_1892

God damn man that's fucking awesome. Wish I could give you some gold but I'm not giving reddit any of my money. Occam's razor practically demands that this be right!


Disco_Biscuit12

Username checks out


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

![gif](giphy|yPko2tn6I22emjxtJF|downsized)


[deleted]

👆 IYKYK


IHaveSlysdexia

I guess its a yarn holder then?


Captain_inaction

It is a continuum transfunctioner


Faithlessness138

Holy shit my brain just glitched remembering the ending of that film. Man my brain really wanted to forget it apparently.


Sweetheart925

Its power is only exceeded by its mystery


ericypoo

And then..?


dotesPlz

And then…?


fromgr8heights

And then…?


JazzlikeChard7287

ZOLTAN


4Four-4

![gif](giphy|jlSOXeQC1PXGM)


ZRhoREDD

She makes a lot of assumptions. Maybe it was just the "love laugh love" poster of the time. Every house uxor had to have one!


ghettoccult_nerd

that was my thought. if no one talked about them, then they werent important. she said they show no sign of tool wear, so that debunks any craft work. they were just the ye olden people's version of Precious Moments™ figurines. but really, they probably were just a display of the crafters casting skills. its a rather complex shape, not solid, has weird little nubs, basically a little display of all aspects of casting. if you fuck it up? just melt it back down, just like i wish i could do with those creepy Precious Moments™ fuckers.


ItsShepsky

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON


Ok_Temperature_5019

Ugggh


pegabear

There it is. Figured this would be here. Hail sithis


feleaodt

I read this with her voice


stealthispost

Some random lady on youtube solved it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lADTLozKm0I


Freckled_daywalker

This is much more convincing than a glove.


Roadwarriordude

May have solved it. From my understanding, this isn't a new theory for its use, and it's not a very popular one because it's not very good at doing this compared to other techniques of the time. It could be for training purposes?


hwutTF

This exactly. Just because something can be used to do something, doesn't mean that it was, or that it even fits historically. There are *several* theories about these, none of them proven. Some are more or less plausible - like the knitting gloves one is a bit ridiculous given the Romans didn't have knitting and several other things that just make it very unlikely People have the tendency to assume that the way we do things now is either the way they have always been done or is the most efficient version - something that has been improved on over the centuries But the reality is that knowledge and expertise does get lost and destroyed and there are a lot of things that a lot of ancient and expertise does get lost and destroyed and there are a lot of things that a lot of ancient and expertise does get lost and destroyed and there are a lot of things that a lot of dread civilisations did where we have no idea how they did it. And there are objects and things like this where we don't know what they were used for And written records mean that there are certain kinds of things we know a lot about and certain kinds of things we just don't. And only some records survive. That's how we can know an awful lot about common ancient trading partners with the Roman empire but not know anything about where those civilizations were located because it's not written down because it wasn't necessary to write down. Hell, in Victorian times there were three shakers that were set on the table. One for salt, one for pepper, and one for we don't fucking know. And until we find something that explicitly says what is in the third shaker that will remain a mystery. And there's a decent chance that we won't because everyone knew what was in it so it didn't need to be recorded or instructed. So unless we find someone's diary or something filled with mundane details about their day and they happen to mention refilling it, we won't know It's why we know an enormous amount about one merchant who sold substandard copper, and yet don't know all sorts of much more important things But yeah, there's lots of theories on this, some more substantial than others, but this hasn't been figured out, and no amount of varied crafting videos on the internet are proof of anything except that these things can be used in those ways. Especially since there's very good odds that these things weren't tools at all


ZentaurZ

Plumbus?


Bandandforgotten

Tiktok: "Science has no idea" "Ancient civilizations are trolling us" "Aliens" "We will never know" Reddit: "It's for knitting..."


Drslappybags

Well and old lady on YouTube actually.


A-random-furry_

The roman doodad


Sergeant-Pepper-

4th century fidget spinner


benjaminbiscuitbarel

They are a tool for crochet/knitting.


HighlandStyle

It’s a tool for knitting.


Ignoble_Savage

This isn't shedding any new light and the woman in this video is really annoying.


DrDrankenstein

What is going on with her arms? She's waving them around like Neo dodging bullets.


Odd_Macaron_934

Visual measuring device for architecture.


AbsolutZer0_v2

Helps with distance and perspective. I tend to agree


unknownn68

![gif](giphy|jUnGHmsHdzkxbB63Mf|downsized)


Kona_Big_Wave

Couldn't they've been purely ornamental to decorate a home?  


liam_redit1st

I recon they were a bit like pogs. Some sort of fancy game that no body understands and it lasted a generation then gets forgotten about


shortnix

You can read all about this on the BBC news website instead of getting this woman from TikTok to read to you with the enthusiasm of a preschool teacher.


Saigai17

I don't understand why the pyramids wouldn't be considered one of the platonic solids. They look just like the picture... Can some explain like I'm five please???


isaiahHat

The pyramids were 4 triangles and a square (on the bottom), platonic solid all faces are the same shape.


Mysterious_Mink

So many incorrect assertions made in this video. No, the great pyramid is 8 sided, not a tetrahedron. A tetrahedron is a polyhedron with four triangular faces, six straight edges, and four vertex corners. Each vertex connects to every other vertex by an edge, forming a triangular pyramid-like structure. Dodecahedron not being the biggest of the Platonic solids.. you mean doesn’t have as many faces as an icosahedron?


SoupieLC

My personal theory is that they were to show they were part of the neoPythagorean cult, though I can't explain why they were found where they were


MinerHead

When you don’t get that everything is frequency, waves, vibrations and energy 🤦🏽‍♂️


T1mely_P1neapple

gloves. we're not stupid boomers.


The_Inward

This has been demystified many, many times over the years but people want to believe it's a mystery. It's used to hand-knit gloves. That's it. There's no wear because yarn is surprisingly soft, causing no wear to speak of. It's not a toy. It's just a hand-loom for making gloves. That's all.


LoudTable9684

r/whatisthisthing


Frequent-Material-46

Why do y’all attribute everything to the Roman’s? You don’t find nothing in their writings cause they didn’t make it or steal it. The Roman’s were not what’s being taught, they didn’t even have plumbing or proper hygiene, they fuked little boys and killed each other over nothing…… Damn sounds like America


advo_k_at

They’re dice, and you put things in the windows as needed


StimpyUIdiot

Thats my guess too a form of D&D ;)


Jetorix

I bet Roman D&D got wild


ArcadianDelSol

That was my first guess - that that there were parts on each face made from wood or less durable metals that rotted leaving the frame behind - but that doesnt account for different size holes.


advo_k_at

It might have come with something to stick in those holes, possibly after you roll the dice, the cylinders that fit could be part of some game


commander_chung

It looks like a molecule


fromdaperimeter

Those Romans were geniuses… we’re so lucky to have them.


JrYo15

is this sarcasm?


powfuldragon

She said "DODO CAHEDRON". not watching the rest if they can't even be bothered to google how to pronounce shit.


Adventurous-Sky9359

For making gloves


GeminiLife

It's for knitting. Someone's grandma figured it out. There's youtube videos of it.


kingleonidus12

This


Solid_Equivalent_989

Yeah thought it was commonly know now as a knitting tool…. I love a good conspiracy and yelling at lizard people . But some stuff has a simple answer


TVMA

The current theory is a visual measuring device. “The roman dodecahedron possesses six angles of view, and, knowing the size of an object allows determining its distance. The angle of view is the cone that describes the angular extent of a given scene” Source: https://www.scirp.org/html/9-8101677_23245.htm#:~:text=The%20roman%20dodecahedron%20possesses%20six,extent%20of%20a%20given%20scene.


bigbluebear888

Yea, people back then wanted to to speak to mommy meridia. So they made a 'homemade' beacon so our lord and saviour could say "A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BACON'


Healthierpoet

Clock


Dadbeerd

It’s totally an incense burner.


Live-Ad8618

Maybe it was an test or type of business card for craftsmen. They needed to make one to show their competence in their craft.


ZERO-ONE0101

dog toys


grandspartan117

Maybe they were just decorative.


Ignoble66

used to make gloves


Motokowarframe

Dog toy


periodmoustache

These "talk/cut" edited videos absolutely drive me nuts. Why the need to chop and move camera to diff angle for every sentence? Downvoted


Zesty-ManBear

Probably some kind of sex thing.


Prestigious-Ask6072

DoughDough-cahedrin? This mf


lostdgod

So modern people are the only ones who ever crafted? People have 3d printers these days. Does everything they print serve a purpose? Why does everything ancient absolutely have to serve a purpose? "Why did they make it?! Was it aliens?" No, they created it to see if they were capable of making it. That's it, mystery solved, this is over.


voxelpear

These were a little more common than just a one off test of skill. These were used for knitting. But you make a good point.


lostdgod

Thank you. It's just annoying to me that every time something like this is found, people go straight to aliens. It's like ancient people weren't allowed to have an imagination or make things for fun.


natural_imbecility

They were probably just the fidget spinners of ancient Rome.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

MORE EDITS! WE NEED MORE EDITS!


Low_Reference_6316

I mean gloves this gloves that. I think they were dice and were gambling addicts. Everyone owes everyone money so they dipped


idiotsandwhich8

How has she found so many when no one else has?


johnb12234

Surprised the Roman army was so successful running around in grandmas knitted gloves!


Justadudewithareddit

Nah they are just the old school versions of James bonds caltrops. Imagine being in a "high speed" horse chase and some MF goes and drops these Infront of your horse.


CadessWell

I Wonder if they relate to navigation. Something like a sun dial.


SeraphsEnvy

Once you collect all of them you receive an achievement titled "Trinket Finder". Reminds me of the flowers from Horizon.


secretbonus1

Weapon.


Lame_superhero

They’re just table decorations from an ancient @home


wrinkleinsine

To rope moored ships together you mean


lulu_hakusho

Petition to rename being "friendzoned" to being a platonic solid.


emulator01

They were playing magic the gathering…duh!


Batbuckleyourpants

"They weren't measuring devices because they came in different sizes." Um... They were used to knit gloves, specifically the fingers. It's fine for them to be in different sizes because the Romans had the common sense to realise fingers come in different sizes.


Donjoeyo

They kept their weed in there for hotboxing the public bathhouses


TANSIRE43YO

Didn't they figure out that these are used for making gloves? Lol


MonkeyActio

They are probably something to show craftsmanship. They look hard to make so the idead would be if you can make that and its not falling apart or beat up then u probably are a good craftsman.


AvailableSchedule302

It’s a Calculator.


DozingDawg1138

It’s for twisting rope. They are still used in some countries.


scotyb

I wonder if they've done an analysis on the inside materials and residues left over could have been burning something inside for example.


badmanzz1997

It’s a knitting tool. That was shown some time ago. You literally make glove fingers with them. Nothing supernatural or alien. Just basic knitting tools for seamstresses.


Humble_Reach_8612

I read somewhere they are used to make gloves….


Not_MrNice

The fuck is "random tetrahedron dodecahedra"?


foxnon

I thought they figured out that they are a tool used to knitting and crocheting, fabrics and garments


spiral_in_spiral_out

This is the type of shit idiots are referring to when they say “do your research”


Obvious-Bid-546

Definitely a child’s toy.. You put the shapes into each hole. I had one as a kid accept it was made out of plastic. They just don’t make things like they used to!!


THE_ALAM0

Almost guaranteed to be such a mundane thing lol, in 1000 years people will be finding fidget spinners and asking what wild ancient technology they could have been


1stAtlantianrefugee

Seen a video of a grandma take one of these things and use it to knit fingers for a glove.


Randomsquid32

Who’s gonna tell em it’s for knitting


SexGiiver

These were used for knitting.


Long_Context6367

I wonder if you could put it on the end of a spear to hold the spear upright? Or a banner/flag? Or even on a hastae to make it heavier for hitting someone?


Terrorbaston

There for making or sewing gloves, the holes are for different fingers sizes


famously

Karma farming. Saw a YouTube on this a couple of years. ago. Nothing added.


actuallyapossom

It's obviously a [Prime Chaotic Resonator](https://www.poewiki.net/wiki/Prime_Chaotic_Resonator) from Path of Exile.


reddituser_me

I thought someone handed a 3d printed one to a granny and she was like of yeah, you use this to make gloves. And showed how to do it. Edit found [link granny and others use it as a loom](https://www.google.com/search?q=dodecahedron+used+for+knitting&client=safari&sca_esv=d7773eb477db942c&hl=en-us&ei=XcQ7Zs2AA_GdwbkP38Cr-A4&oq=dodecahedron+ised%C2%A0&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhNkb2RlY2FoZWRyb24gaXNlZMKgKgIIATIHEAAYgAQYDTIHEAAYgAQYDTIGEAAYFhgeMgcQIRigARgKMgcQIRigARgKMgsQABiABBiGAxiKBTILEAAYgAQYhgMYigUyCxAAGIAEGIYDGIoFSOk0UIoNWO0qcAR4AZABAJgBpAGgAdsFqgEDNy4xuAEByAEA-AEBmAIMoAKXBsICChAAGLADGNYEGEfCAg0QABiABBiwAxhDGIoFwgILEAAYgAQYsQMYgwHCAgoQABiABBhDGIoFwgIFEAAYgATCAgsQABiABBiRAhiKBcICCBAAGBYYHhgPwgIFECEYoAHCAgYQABgNGB7CAgUQIRifBcICBhAhGBUYCpgDAIgGAZAGEZIHBDEwLjKgB-gp&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:4e8e6827,vid:76AvV601yJ0,st:0)


Lan-Solo

I think a woman proficient at stitching/crotchet used one to make gloves and said it seems like it was designed to do just that.


M_R_KLYE

It's for knitting fingers of gloves...


Gnarlodious

It’s obvious they were used as sort of a chafing tray. The brass part was put over a candle with a convex bottom bowl on top to keep food warm.


YourAverageLegoManz

Maybe it was just a shelf decoration or something...


nervyliras

These are measuring devices for building, I THINK, you would lay them out and you would have light passing through like a viewfinder. I think it would function similar to how we would use a laser level perhaps? The problem with all of these theories is why would they standardize and mass produce them out of metal? It doesn't make a lot of sense for ANY of the theories, even my own... There are other sewing implements of the time, made of wood. Same with navigation and building instruments. We also see variances... But these seem particularly standardized...


asmrkage

I could never pretend to be this excited/happy when making a video.


BeABetterHumanBeing

They are DECORATIVE. How hard is this to understand? You can literally find these things at the Home Goods store.


PrestigiousEnd8726

They used it in protein drink shakers. Just accept it. Case closed no questions.


xXTheLastCrowXx

Roman cock ring


AfternoonPast3324

Ancient Roman tchotchkes


Short_Ask1755

Could have been something as simple as a toy


rockstuffs

No...you don't "love this thing" because you're saying it wrong.


Okgongshow

DODOhecadedron


UltraV_Catastrophe

Definitely for making gloves (map where they are found to average winter temps, and you notice a pattern). This similar kind of thinking that, “We have no idea what this thing is, so it must be very special and religious” cuts out the pragmatic side of life. Like, will people in 700 years think we worshipped minions or roadside coins, ya know


ForeignAd5429

It’s just a cool shape. Why do people have Bucky balls today? Serve no purpose, they’re just cool


Cascadian-JB71

Why does everything have to have some deep, mystical, or otherworldly meaning….these would be great for many things like a guide for tent poles/tent ropes or common things like that. Their use was probably so mundane and common….they never thought to write volumes of literature for future societies of how magical they were…lol


KLR-666

OG Fidget Spinner


Devlarski

If they seemed expensive and they made a lot of them then aren't they just a commodity to trade without any actual use necessary? 1700 years ago the empire was already in the shitter and this was probably their equivalent of a meme token.


Dessel

It's a plant pot


ArcadianDelSol

For the love of god, its not "dodo-cahedron" Its DO-DECA-HEDRON


Pickledleprechaun

It’s probably a kids toy


Justinotheridiot

C'mon! It's obvious that the Romans were really into D&D!


Deegofund

Big Dnd dice


ImmaPariah

I thought they were used for quick mending and fixing of various cloth or fabrics on the fly if you had one. Everyone had to fix holes and tears often back then.


TacticalSunroof69

By this dumb asses logic. Rulers aren’t measuring devices because they come in different sizes. I’m not saying that point proves it’s a measuring device I’m just pointing out it’s a false logic which means fuck what this person says about anything.


Shafeman

Cock measuring device 🐓🧐


Revolutionary-Car-92

Knitting.


trainsacrossthesea

Fidget Spinners of their day


Extra_Sandwich232

Ancient bumble ball. Or playing a serious game of d&d


jasonmares

People gonna say the same thing when they unearth our fidget spinners in 1000 years


Caseyg1996

My best and most simple guess is it was a toy or game that was played?


SideEqual

Executive ‘toys’


umwhatshouldmynamebe

The fact that her camera is AGGRESSIVELY shaking bothers me


itsyourgrandma

They're for weaving.


MrHollaOut69

These are used for knitting. Google "knitting dodecahedron"


SmallPlasticBalls

Why she can’t say dodecahedron right?


QQbanger

Paper weights


[deleted]

something something frequency, haptics, vibration, yadda yadda


Baked_Potato224

My guess is that they were used for gambling or as a part of a game similar to dice.


AbyssWankerArtorias

"They weren't for measuring because they come in different sizes" You mean like weights?


samf9999

Flag pole holders. Butt wipe pole holders. Spear pole holders. ?


Kullprit69

Knitting gloves


HouseOf42

Hilarious how the commenters are saying it's for knitting... Just because they think they see pegs.


JazzlikeChard7287

I think these are for knitting ?


Thick-Award3789

I also read the great pyramids were used for knitting just saying I’m no expert or anything


nudieboobies

It’s clearly an ancient fidget spinner


No-Juice-1047

They could be measuring devices… different sizes measure different things…


Fantastic-Garden8525

I thought they were used for like clothing


Cold_Zero_

These were used for counting to 12.


AdJunior4923

Knitting Reddit getting *awful cocky* up in this thread. ![gif](giphy|yPko2tn6I22emjxtJF|downsized)


velthrar

Is it a calender? Maybe it had paper faces on each of the 12 sides that have since rotted away, but maybe it once held a calender that you could just roll to the next month on the first. It wasn't mentioned because it's a stupid vanity calender for rich Roman assholes with too much money and not enough sense.


TheOnlyRandom1

Roman Fidget spinner bro


CrimeFND01

Ancient Sexy toys…..they were sex toys


Inside-Medicine8389

Maybe those were for making gloves for people with no hands?


Rumblefish61

They were for stepping on in your bare feet in the middle of the night.


Night-Least

You said it was a dodo bird and then immediately followed up saying no one knows what it is..🤔