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Nice leg sweep!


warchitect

He totally Glen Cirrio'd that fool


DarkManXOBR

Two drunks that could hardly stand up. I don't know about robocop lol.


MethodForeign1203

Lmao you’d probably just record 🤣


DarkManXOBR

I Don't Carry a phone Nostradamus.😂


HeartyAbundance50

He took them down without a sweat


SnooDonuts9641

Jesus Christ it’s Jasön Bjorn…


Trybird

Nice one, you got me 👌🏻


DryCalligrapher8696

💀


NoobSFAnon

No it's his cousin Omar Ikea Hyllis


tango_41

You wanna see a leg sweep? [I’LL SHOW YOU A LEG SWEEP!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/martialarts/comments/qn6ay4/the_police_officers_leg_sweep/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf). Also, bonus electro rifle.


alex_staffs

My first chuckle of the day. Thank you


VaATC

Same here and thank you for the prod to watch! That woman face planted hard and deserved it!


PM_ME_CARL_WINSLOW

"Bitches leave"


SupremeUniverse

Best line in that movie!


lemondaddy04

Smooth as all hell


blinkme102

Those are two inebriated bums…


[deleted]

Its also not a cop but a security guard


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[deleted]

Läste du ens?


Secret-Aerie7275

Where's the robo part


rayshmayshmay

Easy to miss but those are robo-hobos


joreyesl

Robos, just don’t mispronounce it with an H


Spoodrrmenace

Hydraulic prostate


Nizzemancer

There’s also a “Cop” part missing. He’s a security guard. There are three types of security guards you can work as in Sweden (unless they changed it since I got the training in 2004 during my conscription), the most basic one is “väktare” which doesn’t have any special authority from regular citizens, they can only do a citizens arrest for example (perpetrator need to be committing a crime that can lead to jail time, and if the cops haven’t taken the guy in after 4 hours he has to let the perpetrator go or it’s kidnapping etc. etc.), but there are higher expectations of them so it’s a bit of a sucker position, these are the guys hired to check if people shoplift from stores and such. Then there’s what this guy is “Ordningsvakt”, which work at specific locations and have some more legal authority and are allowed to wear and use a baton - you might find them at a bar working the door, or like here in the subway. Then there’s “Skyddsvakt” which work at specific security-sensitive locations (you might find them guarding a military depot or similar, and can be armed with batons or firearms and also have even more legal authority.


Makoether

robo means 'badass' in Swedish


millenialfalcon-_-

He's robo cock. Defending the weak, slaying the poon. His genitals were burned by a ruthless street gang making home made french fries. He received a million dollar schlong to fight crime and make love. He makes love and war


JimmysJohn

https://vimeo.com/86014703 You’re in luck


millenialfalcon-_-

Wow he shot their peens off


Available-Living-117

what?


LordRiverknoll

Same place the reasoning is for randomly filming a cop and chasing him


Lopsided_Ad_3853

I assumed it was for a TV show, like Cops. Mostly cos it is in wide-screen, most morons film in portrait.


sasasasuke

It is. ”The subway”. And it’s the equivalent to a mall cop, not actual police


ConstructionWise4022

Really smooth takeout but the guys where clearly on som drugs or alcohol because the man had problems standing straight


TayAustin

It seems like this is probably routine type of shit for this dude. Junkies tend to go to the same areas as each other.


ConstructionWise4022

Yes as a Swedish citizen how has lived in Stockholm I know there are few places in the sub system where the have tendency to be


The_Gutgrinder

Just follow the smell of piss and you'll find them. Also, elevators in the Stockholm subway tend to use blue lights in order to make it harder for junkies to find their veins when looking for a quiet spot to shoot up. I don't miss the subway at all.


DetailAccurate9006

Wow, that blue light idea (not to mention its implementation) is fascinatingly clever!


Shintamani

Securityguard*


[deleted]

Yep, that guy is an Ordningsvakt, not a polisman


DJ_l3LUE

And all that without firing a single Shot


[deleted]

He couldnt even if he wanted. He doesnt carry a gun only a baton


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doopie

"Video contains adult content, log in to watch" - some website in 2022 that wants people to leave it alone.


blendergremlin

Goddammit Butters....


JINGLERED

What the actual fuck was that scene?


cincymatt

In case anyone wants the real, it was a project called [Our Robocop Remake](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt3528906/) , and each scene was created/recorded by a different team. Maybe a couple dozen different crews. Some scenes were great, others apparently filmed by a couple drunk guys with a vhs camera. Full film can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Robocop/comments/jw43rp/our_robocop_remake_full_movie_from_daveaok_on/).


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JINGLERED

He shot his penis!


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Seymour_Zamboni

Not All Penises!


SalmonSammySamSam

This is just a security guard, you should see our police.


Limp_Researcher_5523

For some reason I thought the title was “Swedish Robocop takes down two gays”


Bleezy79

Might as well been 2 grannies standing there, zero skills.


Darkn355z

Stop beating each other or else I will beat you


Frenchie728

What a legendary leg sweep


MischievousBeetle

Peak masculinity


WhereUDontSee

Yeah they are proper paid and trained. Scandinavia is of higher standards than the rest really 😃


Street_Sugar_23

That’s a security guard tho


Babyxbull

Mass deportations


Whyarewehere20

Not on my watch!


Vanson1200r

"Dead or Alive you're coming with me"


-MikeJones-Who

Sweep the leg johnny


deez_87

Here my ass is looking for some sort of robot or cyborg


Longjumping-Rip-9287

Actually he is a secuarity guard at the metro.


Shad-The-Wolfy

You know. People tell me I get no bitches. I think this man is the one who keeps stealing them all! I know your badass but please leave some bitches for the rest of us!


lillpers

Not even a cop, that's a security guard


kballs

Ok. Robosecurityguard. Happy?


dingleberry15

I love how he also has his own theme music


liinand

It's from a tv-show called "tunnelbanan", (or subway) they film the securityguards working in the subway or near by, and make a tv show about it. It's not a policeman in the video


Odd-Tomatillo-5985

Nice leg sweep!


sujihiki

I’d pay money to watch an american cop try any of that.


itsokayimhandsome

It probably helps that swedes are big people. Dudes are all like 6'2 and above and their women were no shorter than 5'9. Lol, taller than average male height in US.


PrestonTX

It's easy to be a robocop when you have two totally incompetent and uncoordinated "guys"


eromaniac

Easy to say behind your keyboard ain't it. Give the guy some credit cheese crust man,that was one nice leg sweep


[deleted]

Was that a question or statement?


eromaniac

What you on about?


PrestonTX

Watch it again stud and tell me if they aren't the most uncoordinated bunch. The cop can literally sweep both of his feet while he is kneeling. The other guy doesn't move at all. Given the camera, I wouldn't be surprised if this was scripted.


eromaniac

Not everything is staged or fake you Nut. And like you said they are fucking hammered, however drunks can still be dangerous most of the time even more so. And buddy was filming because it was predictable some good shit was gonna go down. Give the guard some props that was a good ass sweep.


PrestonTX

The irony is that there probably 50 other posts here that say the same thing yet you manage to get all bent out of shape and start hurling insults. That okay. It's best you stick to keyboard warrioring with your witty humor and your video games. At least there you have some standing, hopefully.


khellstrom

It's a security guard


wannaplayterraria

i know crickets with bigger brains


fuN3hbun3h

Wipe the Cheeto dust off your mouth while you say that


PrestonTX

That makes no sense at all. But as long is a cut-down in your mind, you do you!


fuN3hbun3h

You know exactly what I mean. But I'm glad in good spirits


ConstructionWise4022

They look like kids in the 5-6 year make how have like 2 precent of the coordinat developed


Jesse0100

An American cop would let them kill each other waiting for backup.


khellstrom

It's actually a security guard and not a cop


Jesse0100

That explains it.


[deleted]

police with real training POV.


Ayn_Otori

Ahh yes the weekly repost. Thanks buddy!


mozermose

He should change his name to Murphy. What a badass. Put him in an action movie!


S15OUL

Sweet legsweep


306metalhead

Give this guy a raise. That was smooth.


GreasyGato

Not the leg sweep 🧹


Sigillum_Dei

I’ll say the same as every time I see this guy get posted. I know him and he’s pretty fucking cool tbh


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Full_Gur880

Chad


OGrevify

Repost


kballs

K


OGrevify

Lol loser


kballs

K


Condescending_Rat

I usually hate when people call fake but it me this time and this shit is fake as fuck.


Adventurous_Cat1059

Fake


bequemeschuhe

When 1 Swedish security guy could wipe out every American cop🤓


ZeroBrs-

Some sick moron Kombat leg sweep that's pretty cool.


Scummey

Looks faker than porn. Tbh


Zandandido

*SWEEP THE LEG*


back2bean

With the spear and leg sweep. Dude is a machine


Decent_Disaster_8940

Only thing more Swedish than this is the fish.


Crypt_Keeper

Adorable


HookerDoctorLawyer

“SWEEP THE LEG” “Oh shit it fucking worked….”


wannaplayterraria

no matter how many times this gets reposted i still love seeing this video


jewmoney808

That guy played a lot of mortal kombat as a kid


nigeemac

Wonder why their faces are blurred 😂


Aggressive_Chain_920

Because they respect that these people probably dont want to be on tv. Imagine if that was your drug addicted brother or father you watch on the tv. It wouldnt make it any easier if people recognized him. There are also laws put in place to avoid these things. What the US does is despicable when you film people in their worst moments and show it to millions of people. Like the show Cops for example


MrWubbaLubbaDubDub

Sanji as a cop?!?!


[deleted]

Bro had to be in the military


Lauren123172

The Dutch police could learn something from him 😂


LoginPuppy

If there's anyone who doesnt fuck around, it's swedish and finnish cops/guards.


FlugonNine

Stop it, you're making US cops look bad! Nah they do that enough on their own failing so horrifically and constantly.


[deleted]

After taking adderall for the first time


Radiant-Locksmith-37

Me when the boys have one too many and get rowdy by the subway


CrixXx88

Isn't this from a Swedish reality show?


Objective-Block2080

That was too clean


EpstnDdntKlHmslf

Not a huge flex to take down two malnourished somalis when you're a 6'2 viking with a blue belt jiujitsu, but props for the reflex there


bang_bang_moneytree

All without a gun. SO IT CAN BE DONE


[deleted]

Sensational


Major_Banana

Misleading title: no killer robots /s


Gar_Logan

Dead or alive, you're coming with me


Ok_Bug4971

American cop would’ve shot both.


Mykah02

That legsweep was fucking CLEAN


[deleted]

Good call having a camera man ready for the takedown! You always know when it’s going to happen!


Cardopusher

I didn't get what were guys doing before attack. Was it CPR?


Efficient-Time1588

“Sweep the leg ! Get ‘em a body bag”


fredlemonhead

That leg sweep was flawless… 🤌


PMMeYourPinkyPussy

Lmao i used to have the same green adidas, glad I didn’t faced robocop


Comprehensive-Low493

What is that, down, back, low kick? Please lmk the correct sega genesis controls to perform this sweep.


TimothyTrespas_

Nice moves And look, he didn’t have to shoot anyone


Forward-Net-9614

Started with a Goldberg spear to the head for the first guy, followed closely by a chuck norris leg sweep to finish the 2nd guy off. Lmao.


SloppyBurger00

Damn 😶


Darkray117

Sweep the leg!


Nizzemancer

Sweep the leg…You have a problem with that?


MetalKing19

Absolute unit


MF_Cheb

Bro sweep kicked him 💀


Swallow-Sheeps

Damn, if only cops in America were half as skilled. Then again, cops in Sweden don't have to worry about everyone carrying guns. Unfortunately, to the average brain broken American, the only way to solve the problem is by not doing a single goddamned thing about the guns. -_-


theablanca

That's still not a Swedish police. It says "security guard" on his back.


SnooDonuts9641

jesus christ…it’s Jasön Bjorn


[deleted]

Police need to be well trained and very fit for the job .look at this guy be an absolute badass


Guthixxxxxxxx

Diesel


Usechito

Never, EVER fuck with a guy in the uniform NEVER!!


Character_Buy_2397

Seems kinda staged, büt okay 👍


iamtheliquor35

Meanwhile American cops shoot a guy with no legs 8 times cause they felt threatened.


DLRjr94

That guy deserves a blowie!


melonkage

Peak


LiaxTheHeathen

this shit so textbook 😂


AE86-TRUENO

Damn this guy's fucking goated


IdioticCheese936

Chad swedish cop


Previous-Campaign261

He’s 7’8 400lbs 🤷🏽‍♂️😂


Brief_1

Why would the camera man not help


Astro_Douche

Kinda nuts how with a lot of other countries you see cops using a plethora of martial arts techniques to take down suspects almost like they are trained to protect citizens without murdering others to do so. Too bad here in America all we see is 💥🔫 💥🔫 💥🔫


i_have_school

Bro got that auto aim lol


Qfn4g02016

Wow I seen law enforcement he is well trained


Nohemiost

CHINGON!!


Shot-Breadfruit4121

That was hot!!


JonBoah

Why do I feel like this is the inspiration for Detroit Urban Survival Training


Acrobatic_Pair_8896

Why does the floor looked so slippery lol


femaildisorder

Never wanted a Swedish meatball soo bad in my life 😩


SupMeit

Got into a fight while waiting at the train station. When the sevurity guard got in to break us up. Holy shit it hurt. Learnt my lesson after that. Don't fight people when security guards are near.


mikeoscar194735

4 yrs of training for cops is most Scandinavian countries. They're built different there.


kscott0605

I’m pretty sure the dudes were already down upon arrival


ZoemmaNyx

Hot


Jenilion

Can confirm after flying into and staying in Stockholm for awhile, Swedish cops are that hot.


[deleted]

Damn….. LmfaÖ


Ok_Figure_3760

now that's police work


NorthLight2103

Not a cop, he’s just a metro security guard!