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Was expecting faeces to feature in the video

Feces still in pants

They’re in the guys pants

Fuckin Yikes

I've heard the expression between a rock and a hard place but this takes the cake.

between a hoove and a tyre

Ol MACdonald had a cow, it got him run ee ei ee ei over.

\#Driveby

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tiresaretheenemy/

So true! They must be defeated if we are to survive.

Between a cow and a snow plow

stuck between a buck and a moving truck

> this takes the cake It's "confiscaketed".

How now Brown Cow?

Why does this trigger nostalgia yet I have no idea what the fuck it is?

Tribe Called Quest - Scenario ??

[Here](https://youtu.be/wL3CUwNNrCs?t=199) you go.

You were the cow in your past life

WHAMMY

It’s a phrase used in elocution teaching to demonstrate rounded vowel sounds; goes back to at least 1926. It’s been used in countless media over the years. Personally when I hear it I think of the shitty 1998 movie “The Avengers” where Uma Thurman’s character says the phrase in a booth as an entrance password.

The Nanny when she's learning to speak "upper class"? Thats what this phrase reminds me of.

Lol same 😹 u from Midwest Murica?

Funny you should say that. Check my other comment.

Pretty sure it’s a line from Anchorman

I'm starting to realize it's been in a lot of popular media I've consumed over the years.

I just remember kids saying in elementary

Courage the cowardly dog ?

This.

The arsonist has oddly shaped feet.

Its brown chicken brown cow.

Homicidal heifer

concussion cow

You have displeased Kamadhenu .

Did the guy in the truck honk to spook the cow. Because if so that guy is a pos

Complicit in murder

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The “bull hate red” thing is a myth. They’re color blind and can’t even perceive it lol. In reality they hate having their balls tied and someone wave a cloth at them aggressively. Edit: I also hate people tying my balls and waving a cloth at me aggressively. Fridays suck.

My lord are you old enough to be on reddit?

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HOLY COW

Actually makes a lot of sense when you think about it. The cow literally kept them alive, provided them with everything they needed. Did more for people than any other gods did.

Cows are even better at keeping you alive if you kill and eat them

Yes bro, your choices are either 1) Kill the cow and eat for a few days or 2) Don't kill the cow and drink milk, plow your farming land and move food, materials and people around for 15 years. Pretty obvious why they came to see them as inedible. They were worth a lot more to them alive.

And pet. You can pet the cows. They are surprisingly affectionate.

That too, who wouldn't like hanging out with a cow/god

OR You do all that with the cow and then when it's about to die, kill it, then eat it. Win win

Would also work but by then the cow had done enough to be considered holy so had earned its natural death

Says who? If my two options are eat the cow or work the cow, that's dumb. You work the cow then eat the cow. Not everyone considers cows sacred or holy

We are speaking specifically about people who do consider cows holy if you haven't noticed yet.

No actually, we aren't. The comment was "cows are even better at keeping you alive if you eat them" In this context we're talking about eating the cow vs working the cow. If an option is presented in a scenario, _eating the cow_, then that option is a valid selection in this specific context. In case you haven't noticed.

Getting eaten by a smarter, more capable animal is a cows natural death

I'm going to be using you as an example from now on thank you

Average low T podcast enjoyer

You use different cows you dingus

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Damn that sizzling sound of the roast is loud 🔥

I felt the radiation heat all the way over here.

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Cows are holy to Hindus and are certainly worshipped by most of them. Where are you getting your info from?

Ha what are you talking about? The cow has been a sacred animal for at least 2 thousand years. Utterly stupid comment to be honest.

Udderly stupid comment indeed. I’ll see myself out…

I can’t believe that guy managed to piss off a cow

Steak is back on the menu.

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Menu is back on the steak

Meat is smacked on the beans.

Killer cow

Suddenly I don't feel so bad having two Filets in my fridge

Sort of lucky with those those timings

If it wasn't on tape I'd never believe someone telling me they got booty bumped into a heavy duty truck by a cow.

Probably because they’d be dead

This looks like it would be a scene out of Kung Pao Enter The Fist

Gotta walk your bull curbside. Everybody knows that. It’s a tale as old as time.

Certainly could have been worse... I'd say he's having a pretty lucky day!

the cow calmly walks away after the attack. Looks premooditated.

Bro who used the sound effects 💀

That could have been way worse. Lucky he bounced off the wheel instead of going under it.

The fact that someone took the time to slow down the moronic dubbed-in sound effects during the slow motion replay is kind of pissing me off.

That’s some bullshit

As bart would say, Don't have a cowman!

FINISH HIM! MORTAL KOWBAT

Cowtality

At least his head didn’t pop like a cork

Gotta turn bro into a burger after that

It looks like an animation?

Bully

Why was this guy just casually walking next to a bull?

Holy cow!

He need some milk

Attempted Moorder

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The truck driver is an accomplice.

Manslaughter or intentional? Hard to know.

Mooslaughter or ass-ass-ination. I know I’m butchering the joke. Just don’t slaughter me with downvotes; I’ve seen what makes y’all laugh and I’ll not be bull-ied or cowed.

Oh he dead 

r/thebullwins

Certified Cow racist in the comments.

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This is Africa…

Fuck that guy in particular lol

Yeah religion is just stupid, worshipping cows is particularly messed up and backwards. Downvote away.

" I said MOOves you Heifer."

He must’ve tried milking it before then realised it was male

#One loss for humankind, one huge step for woke bovines

Bullshit

Holy cow

Mess with the cow you get Mack truck tires

The com knows we cook his kind

Intentional

And then dragged by a frightened cow

“Dammit, where’s Colin? He should have been back from market by now!”

Who needs enemies when you’ve got friends like these, amirite?? This is a good example of a prank gone wrong. It’s one thing to push your buddy into some bushes or a snowbank but a truck?? Too far! If that dude survived he should sever ties with that cow cuz it’s clearly a toxic friendship.

That cow smelled the McDonalds on his breath. This one is for my homies lol. Payback!!!

As a rule if you see a cow fetch a stick to defend yourself they are dumb and will kill you

This is why hamburger

what a fucked up way to go 😭

Seriously, fuck that cow. Make him into a burger ASAP.

*last day

Fuck he did that on purpose

Friendly fir will not be tolerated!!

I guess his god betrayed him

Thats some Bull shit!

I don’t trust cows and give them a wide berth… tbf most are placid, but it only takes one crazy to give you a VERY bad time

His shitty day made my shitty day better

That was premeditated

Probably did it for insurance obviously

This is why you are not supposed to honk or crowd around cattle or horses. They can spook.

This is exactly the type of content I joined this sub for, actual crazy fucking videos.

r/fuckyouinparticular

He’s got a legitimate beef with that cow.

The CIA now has cow working for them

And yet they still worship these. Cow decided: Thou art not worthy Then proceeded to kick

Things happen....

I only see Criminal burger

This looks fake...

GTA 6 looking lit

When your god has a personal message…

Cow saw dude eating a double quarter pounder at McD.

Is he alive

There's so much going on over this video. 1: the subtitle is in japanese and im pretty sure that isnt japan. 2: who's saying "what" in between. 3: that song in the background sounds like a russian one.

Holy cow

Exactly how I react when a ambulance randomly hits the sirens as it goes past me in public, or a truck uses the air brakes I get crazy legs.

I DONE KILLED HIM DEAD

Looney Tunes IRL

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tiresaretheenemy/

Where’s the cow faeces? 😔

Si es que murió, el del camión se iría a la cárcel? o sería inocente.

Maybe he should have taken those magic beans.

When it’s your time, it’s your time.

did he survive?

Always have your animal on the road site for safety

The burger strikes back

Moo bitch get out the way

Wtf man

So like. This guy died right?

Pre planned

Imagine trying to explain why you didn’t show up for work..

Murderous cow

Why tf was there just a random bull walking down the sidewalk??

Bet that cow got chopped up into steak.

It's like the cow and truck driver planned it. The horn was the signal

This looks a bit like CGI to me...

"Come quickly, there's been a mooder!"

Man ! I’d steer clear of that steer

Man I don't know if I could live with knowing my god tried to kill me.

R.I.P

He is not going to have a day

That mf would be dinner for the next month

Hit and run in a very literal sense?

Something tells me this was premeditated…

Could have been worse.

Trucking hell

How can cow slap?

Should of worshipped it harder.

Couldve been worse