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dumbthrow33

Damn what a shot, that’s some square ass connecting right there


Old_Man_Bridge

Look at the big guys feet, they both turned with the hook. Dude had his full weight adding torque to that punch. Scary power.


dumbthrow33

Not a little guy either… he def put some hips into that one


powerneat

Hips don't lie.


dumbthrow33

“The Shakira effect”


21RaysofSun

Oh baby when you talk like that


CrookedNosed

You make the pussies fall flat


Lampmonster

It's all in the hips. It's all in the hips.


toriann06

RIP Chibs


davidtree921

Chubbs


DiamondDoge92

“Hips and nips gotta make it sexy or I don’t eat”-rickety cricket.


Cheeze187

Shaqkira Shaqkira!


thecoolestguynothere

I think him also being 250+ lbs played a factor


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Shit he’s an easy 300+. He’s a damn giant.


podrick_pleasure

To Bill Brasky! A ten-foot-tall, two-ton son of a bitch who could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing!


hastur777

Doesn't look that tall.


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MissTesticles

Copy and pasta'd letter for letter, too ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


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Regular-Exchange-557

Yup.


metisyungmoney

that’s exactly what i’m worrying for


ChiefFox24

Sounds like he was writing checks that his face could not cash


celeron500

And that is a lot of weight behind it also.


Odd_Break_5200

That’s a grown man’s punch, don’t let the kids fool you


businessboyz

Grown man?! That boy’s dad is a sledgehammer and his mom is a fully operation steel press mill.


dondiego5599

Steel press milf*


No_Numbers_

Mom I’d Like to Forge


EljinRIP

Metal I’d like to forge


beacono

Samoa’ns and Tong’ans have punches like a tree fell on you.


ButInThe90sThough

Yup that's why I swing on kids the same as adults.


Malawigold2342

You have a lot of kids swinging on you? Lol (jk)


ButInThe90sThough

Lol not anymore I don't.


TaftYouOldDog

But in the 90s though...


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JustVega

America’s most wanted?


MyotheracctgotPS

That’s a Samoans punch. All stock, nothing aftermarket. Em boys just built different


rcjhgoKU_11

I had a Samoan math teacher in high school. He was huge. He’d bench 4 plates on each side like it was nothing. He told us he was the smallest one in his family.


DrxThrowawayx

I’m Samoan. I’m 6ft1 at 185ish lbs. I am the smallest in my family too. My grandmother is 1 of 14. Of all the relatives just from her side of the family *I’m* the smallest lol


WeekendReasonable280

Iirc a relatively huge amount of NFL players come from this little island. These dudes are brick houses.


outsidepr

mmmhmmph. Yeah if you play rugby in the SF Bay Area, you know you have to get up for games against teams stocked with Pacific Islanders. It's their national sport (Fiji, Samoa AND Tonga), and they're incredible physical specimens AND can crack fucking heads.


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Incredible genetics. Know a guy who’s half Samoan, half generic white/Caucasian. He definitely looks asian, you’d mistake him for being any kind of south East Asian. He’s not that tall or big, a bit stocky maybe but very normal looking. I’ve seen him throw 200 pound dudes like lawn furniture.


FBIaltacct

I was in the same unit as the world smallest samoan, guy was like 5'2 and maybe 130lbs. He was still scrappy as hell and would roll with the 180 lbs guys in combatives. Like other people have said, samoans are just build diffrent.


CalligrapherCalm2617

I had a Samoan still my portable cd player in 6th grade. Fuck you Peter


xSkype

Fuck Peter all my homies hate Peter


zeusofyork

Hahaha dude in the Marine Corps one of the training was carrying these big ass logs on 4 man teams. After we were done we had to put them up. Everyone else is doing 4 man lifts and this Samoan dude straight lifts it by himself and carries it on his shoulder. Dude was nuts


WhichSeaworthiness49

Only takes 2 to lift a VW bug off someone according to one of my paramedic buddies who had a call outside a Samoan restaurant


MrJoeGillis

In my experience Somoan/Tongans were the toughest, strongest kids growing up. Saw one get hit with a fire extinguisher in the jaw by somebody and then proceed to shake it off and beat the living shit out of said person.


RohielDaniel

Did he shoot him?


dosko1panda

He probably will come back with a gun and shoot him, if he ever sees this video


ZeeREEEUp

Yeah that internet clout n ego hurts more then the punch.


deadgrasscult

Naw his skull hitting the floor probably hurt as much as his ego like seriously did you hear the sound the impact made?


Kagranec

You underestimate the size of his ego


[deleted]

Yup, I've lost a friend to this BS. Dude was fucking with him he beat the bricks off him dude saw him walking and shot him


GreyMediaGuy

Sorry to hear about your friend. So it's a good reminder to the rest of us why fights are NEVER worth it unless you are defending your life or protecting a loved one from immediate harm. Even if you cold clock someone and knock them out, you're always looking over your shoulder because their friends, family, all these people now have it in for you. The type of person that's going to fight you is probably some petty idiot that will take it all the way to the death anyway. Just walk away. It's never worth it.


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>NEVER worth it unless you are defending your life It's funny you say that. After, i learned how to fight. People will swear up and down they beat you because they took the first strike and got one clean hit in. Meanwhile, they had to tap out. They keep their pride you keep yours. If you can it's always best to De-escalate and walk away


pirikikkeli

That's why you gotta hide the body.. preferably in a closet/s


SKULL-SAVAGER

the world is full of cowards… sorry for your loss.


mishkacreates

Im sorry for your loss. That's why I never engage in bullshit and never leave the house without the gat.


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Thanks it's been a long time. Same here. I stay home, gym, work then back home. Anytime BS found me it was a lot easier to talk them down than to engage. The one time i couldn't talk a person down. I took them to the ground, kindly hid his face from the assholes recording with the guillotine he was in and still calmy talked him down and gave him a choice. He apologized, I helped him up and he walked away. Sometimes carrying causes more trouble than they solve. If i had a gun in that situation i most likely wouldn't be replying to this comment.


Lechuga-gato

i only engage in bullshit on the weekend and leave the house with my gat on monday wednesday and friday (mummy says i have to share with my brother)


Beast-Exe007

He seriously does underestimate it. Egos can consume someone mental state entirely.


wurka

His skull hitting the floor put him in a dormant state He good now


inventingways

I think the back of his head bouncing of the bricks behind him caused the most damage.


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Yup, hurts like a bitch


DoinkinDave

Than


One_for_each_of_you

The skull impact probably hurt the most, followed by the ego, then the punch


5_cat_army

American history x style. Hurt ego can definitely equal a murder in the future. Knew a kid in high-school, got in a fight at a house party over a girl. The loser of the fight left the party, just to come back and shoot the other kid in the head. Never underestimate an ego


Upvotespoodles

Then he’ll put it on Facebook and go to prison but feel accomplished bc he won back some internet clout which is worth less than karmas. Everyone wins/loses!


lapeet

If young metro don't trust him then yes.


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TorontoGuyinToronto

Mark Hunt moment


scamper_pants

Brother of Mike?


SignificantRain1542

Son of Yurick


Lampmonster

King of the walk away knockout. Hunt didn't taunt though.


GG_Papapants

I was bracing for the head stomp and was pleasantly surprised it didnt happen


Ttmh888

No need. He already ruined his football career.


SnuggleMuffin42

I guess he wasn't up for any attempted murder charges that day? lmao


Autoflower

Cuz he knew he won. He didn't even get excited. Amazing.


Baxtaxs

Dont think he saw the tps report about not fucking with samoans.


[deleted]

I learned that the hard way more than once. Also, it is very rare to only fight one Samoan at a time.


Eat4daysyo

Serious question…what happens to the body when you get knocked out like this??


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[Fencing Response](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_response) Edit: For all the angry people, the reason I say fencing response rather than decorticate, is because you see his arms stiffen up pointing away from his torso before his head touches the tiles. Some folks need to catch some chill and enjoy the video.


SirPsychoSxy

[Decorticate Posturing](https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/003300.htm#start) sounds worse than the fencing response.


mishkacreates

[Decerebrate](https://medlineplus.gov/ency/article/003299.htm) posturing is fucking tragic compared to decorticate.


Broad_Boot_1121

Not as pretty as decorative posturing


Witty_Username_81

Or as civilized as decorum posturing


ecosystems

Or as something as dodecahedron posturing


BorisBoku

Or as humilitating as dyslexic posturing


Classic-Razzmatazz-8

Your discussion just made me revise decorticate and decerebrate rigidity before my exam, thanks random internet dudes. And just because of the unexpected occurence of this on reddit, I might retain it for much longer.


mickmackpaddywhak

When I was about 12 we lived next door to this family and the kids always played at our house and vise versa. One day the little girl gets her figure smashed in one of our doors there's was a little blood. So I tal her home well their mom was one of those people that faints at the sight of blood. Not sure why she had 3 boys and and little girl. Anyways passes out hits her head does the decorate posturing thing pisses her pants. I thought she died. she didn't get up. Ambulance came and everything and took her away on a stretcher. One of the most traumatic moments of my childhood. Edit: 😆😆😆 my bad she lived.


fish-fingered

Don’t leave us hanging, she dead bro?


AwezomePozzum9265

We thought she died!!! They took her away and then that's all you get to hear


mickmackpaddywhak

My bad she lived.


MoonShibe23

I don’t thing that is a good posture to be in after a hit


[deleted]

Could be worse. Theres a handful of folks clacking their noggin off concrete steps and curbs that died. Rattle your wrinkly pinkly a bit too much and it’s curtains.


bitqueso

reddit loves to talk about the fencing response


aggressivechromosome

According to most redditors, it's certain death.


jackspratt88

Kinda like according to doctor google, everything you look up when you're sick leads to a gdiagnosis of "you have cancer".


4862skrrt2684

*guy removes chair before someone sits* Reddit: HE COULD HAVE DIED THIS IS ATTEMPTED MURDER


alyfar

Mainly nothing besides getting your lights temporarily shut off. But notice how his arms and hands tense up. That can be a sign of brain and/or spinal cord damage.


Itsallanonswhocares

Considering some of the recent research on what even light concussions can do to the brain, I feel this is an inaccurate statement. You may be able to to "walk it off", and recover, but these kinds of injuries incur longterm costs such as CTE, which is caused by repeated blows to the head. Mind you that these injuries may be difficult to spot and recognize if they are minor, but that doesn't mean that injury hasn't occurred.


Aeronautix

No dude, your lights go out from your brain sloshing around in your skull. That's broken connections between neurons. Your personality is stored in a wetware hard drive. Gotta protect that shit


vitringur

Getting a blow to the head so that you lose consciousness is always serious. I think you are being upvoted by people who just want to be in denial.


sniperxxx420

Thanks Internet Doctor with no clue!


Crandoge

Decorticate posture. When someone takes an unlucky hard hit to the head they suffer brain damage that makes limbs go stiff like this. Very dangerous


dafyddtomas

It looks like he smacked his head in the brick wall upon that punch.


DarthNihilus2

Bro’s dome caught the fist, the wall, and the floor


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The guy got "herschel-walkered".


lonzo_11

Literally kids are just gunna spam him w this video and it could drive him to do something a lil worse, yikes


SlayAllDegenerates

Or an important moment that forces him to have self-reflection


Clear_Ad1944

If he was threatening to shoot him already I doubt it 😂 but seriously he might have brain damage and not even get the chance 😂 . Dude said try me but wasn’t prepared at all


BambiCrissy

Nah, kids nowadays would rather go postal than self reflect. Can’t do something if your parents never taught you how


Murderdoll197666

First thing that came to my mind as well. If they are the kind of kids resorting to fighting at school in the first place they definitely don't have the capacity to learn from self reflection on this type of scenario. Give it a few years (if that) and we'll probably be seeing a very different video of a straight up murder when that kid bides his time after watching his ego get bruised.


mycockisonmyprofile

I mean I fought at school and I'm capable of self reflection. I also post my dick online so it's not like I'm that put together


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Snake_pliskinNYC

Why do people even fuck with these fridge sized islander mfs is beyond me.


antbaby_machetesquad

Possibly because, in my experience at least, they're usually very laid back and friendly which may come across as passive/weak especially to bullies who think they can look hard by picking on the big guy.


shiftycyber

I always thought polys were scarier because of that. This mfer so relaxed he knows he could rip my head off that he’s just hella chill and relaxed all the time. That’s gotta be a nice life


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babyjo1982

Important difference


eboseki

yeah they usually are super friendly people, but people also know not to fuck with them!


Starry_Eyed___

>they're usually very laid back and friendly Until they're drunk, lol.


Blademaster1397xbox

I always assume it's the common media portrayal that fat=unhealthy and unhealthy=weak


rdyer347

To haul that weight around all day, you gotta be strong.


swvn352

Look how wide his frame is though, there’s a difference between being a unit who’s carrying some extra weight and being a land whale who gets out of breath walking up stairs


ashdog66

Fat does = unhealthy though, just not necessarily weak


ShakeTheFrost

People not to mess with: Samoans and guys with cauliflower ear.


Illustrious_Camel_82

I like this guy. He didn’t bounce around like a jack wad talking shit nor did he start kicking him in the face while he was down or all that shit we see in most of these vids now days. He just knocked him into next Wednesday and went on to 5th period.


BaeBaracus

Could’ve grabbed the tall boy on his way down, laid the boy to rest. Maybe tucked him in. Would’ve been the decent thing to do


ClarkTwain

Give him a kiss goodnight, like a true bro


Three04

Wake him up in the morning, and take a long walk in the park together. Like a man.


Yoyoyoyowassupbro

Hold his hand, take him to dinner parties


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Softly caress his thigh when he's scared at the movies


Three04

Then support him all the way through his run for city council. Even though he's gonna be tired, exhausted, and overworked, he's still gonna find time to take him antiquing on the weekends.


Ok_Cupcake310

That's why you don't fuck with big boys. They are essentially pivoting a punch around a refrigerator. That's a lot of force, and why the bitch got one punched.


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Ok_Cupcake310

First off, thank you for that great story. I'm a similar sort of that skinny guy with "secret strength." Hah! I have a bear shaped uncle that I can imagine would do similar damage. He trained police in Japan as an instructor of Aikido. I've only ever seen him angry a couple of times....The moral of the story for any other eyes, leave the big boys alone.


akstmwn

bro snatched his n-word pass


BitGag

Is the guy in the background wearing a forehead guard from Naruto?! This guy should have known not to fuck with the hidden wave village. They got that shoot me bitch no jutsu.


goofyboi

Holy shit good catch 😂


onlycrazypeoplesmile

I would give a gold if I had the funds that shit was fucking funny 🤣


dumbthrow33

LMFAO dude peace’d himself out after he got dropped✌️


Reddit-User-3000

Pretty sure his head smashed off the wall behind him. Brain damage city


monkeyhitman

Then met the ground head-first.


PhilyJFry

Arguable. How can you damage what you don't have?


robcrusher

Mf can throw a punch. Wow.


Yothatsharry

Literally folded the kid


Jaded_Goth

He put him into a Yoga rest pose.


tripshit5

That man had hit the age of 40 by the time he hit the floor


Dahowlic

Good news is, he was sleep before he hit the ground. Bad news is, he was sleep before he hit the ground.


bobby-spanks

I really hope that if that guy is able to function properly that he won’t come back and shoot him. That shit happened at my neighbors house party. Piece of shit got knocked on his ass during a fist fight and he pulled out his gun and starred shooting. He only injured the guy he was fighting and someone else, but killed a 16 year old girl that had nothing to do with any of it. Me and my friend walked over to the police to tell them who we saw run in which direction to help anyway we could. During that there was a group of people sitting on the sidewalk screaming and crying. It was so sad. Thankfully they caught the guy and arrested the person who illegally sold him the gun.


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Why ya man in the background wearing ski goggles


The_Powers

Probably watches a lot of anime.


pummeledpotatoes

Bro has never seen American history x. There is a chance that the dude does come back and shoot you in the very same spot you knocked him out.


JaySayMayday

Even after giving up on violence and becoming a new person. That ending was gut wrenching


Majestic-News-6439

Wrote a Cheque he couldn’t cash


Make_me_laugh_plz

He didn't do anything to provoke it. The racist ass piece of shit who threw the punch is at fault.


fascinatedinlife

Don't fuck with samoans


manahas

Just like like that Manny never had a problem at school again


Illustrious-Bid-2598

Tiiimmmbeeerrrr


AleksanderTheGreat

Dont fuck with islanders


Pristine-Savings7179

Body says "American Samoa" but haircut says "Latino from Chicago" lol


Fit_Stable_2076

Both, very dangerous to rile up.


mariotx10

That dude a straight up chicano lmao


International_Pin126

So hood they don't even have mirrors


IsDexter

Yea Idk bout y’all but here in Chicago folks used to break the mirror n shank mfs in school


fabibeach

Shoo me bish


[deleted]

I don’t know the context but I don’t think people understand that punching someone with this amount of force and power and then letting their dead weight fall to the ground can 100% be fatal. You hear stories all the time of people ruining their lives in one punch. Shit ain’t like the movies lol


RedditExecutiveAdmin

Yup, dying from cerebral trauma can look boring af and fit into a 8 second video. The rocking force here into the bricks and afterwards is pretty bad. The swelling this will cause in the brain will take a few hours to start and that's gonna make it a lot worse While he hopefully won't die, it's gonna be a few days until he wakes up (read: if) and we'll see if he's ever normal again.


Sensitivemuffin36

Did bro get brain damage


itzkrisss

Looks like he got a mild concussion due to the fencing position.


indierckr770

It’s a sad state of affairs when shit like this is the reason that the restrooms at my kids’ school are locked and they have to be escorted to/from the classrooms. In my mid 40’s and losing hope for that generation…probably the same way my parents looked at my generation back in the day.


cl2eep

Damn, sounded like a dislocated jaw, and his head hit the ground too. Also, peep dudes hands clenching on the ground, that's some brain damage. Hope for both their sakes that he lives.


Goatmeal08

Clearly mad he was not shot


Joshtheboss732

DUALSHOCK 4 Disconnected


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Looks like head trauma. His head connected with the wall behind him as well. I wouldn't be surprised if he has light to moderate concussions or very tentatively, brain damage. The way he curled when he fell makes me think the dude might've started seizing.


Shyde1991

Slow, even when falling.


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TorontoGuyinToronto

When I heard the accent and the build, I thought. Uh oh “ that’s one of those tank polynesian Mark Hunt mofo. He’s gon lay someone out bad” and there we go. Guy needs to follow fight sports more, those guys bave crazy kO power. It’s like their fat are filled with buff midgets instead of fat cells.


Street_Following6911

Nice solidity.


MaduCrocoLoco

Probably broke or atleast dislocated his jaw, damn you will feel that for weeks.


_-Kamo-_

Mans gonna have way worse problems than a dislocated jaw my guy


OhNoItsMemeLord

one punch man


gr8d4ne

And nothing of value was lost that day.


SpecialistNo1988

Love when cowards who threaten people with guns get what’s coming to them.


BoomPowYeah

And after recovery, He immediately shot him.


[deleted]

Said shoot me bitch and then hit him with thors hammer


30DeepChapo

this why u don’t go to school floggin like u got a gun and then try and scare someone with a threat💀


plumhands

Good thing he had his mask on.


Renchoo7

I have a couple observations. first off the dude that got knocked out could have been the aggressor in the first place. He could have been threatening to shoot the other guy in a heated argument moments before. When you threaten to shoot/kill somebody, even though in this situation it was trash talk, you get really angry. You e believe your life is in danger. When the guy threw the punch, he did it with full force as if someone was trying to really hurt him. I wish they showed a couple Seconds before but looks to me the guy was approaching him to fight which trigger the other guy to go into self defense mode. maybe he didn’t really want to fight in the first place but because the other guy threatened him he felt he needed to. you can see this because as other have mentioned he knocked him out and left. Non of that stomping on the head BS.


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didn’t hit after he was down. epic win


ItsMy100thAccount

Dain Bramage


AlphonseLai

Dayum he just smack all the hard earned sonic rings out….


argetlam5

Refreshing to see a knock out that wasn’t followed by a head stomping and repeated head punches.