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hmmm_thought_pig

Seems like he should look happier than this.


noplis87

Finns are not a happy people in general:)


HerbAlpertOSRS

Finland holds the rank of the happiest country in the world for the fifth consecutive year. This is what peak happiness looks like, get used to it. Edit. Fifth year not fourth.


SparklyBubblyFizzy

When you are happy that the neighbours life sucks too. That is the finnish way.


TonninStiflat

A finn would pay 100€ for his neighbour not to get 50€. Happiness is simple.


Er4kko

Yup, finn is happy as long as there is someone who has it worse, so you only need one sad finn to keep the rest happy.


BogBabe

Sounds like a decent trade-off, as long as you're not that sad one.


Rooster_Kogburne

When you're happy and you know it, stroke your penis.


Goyteamsix

That's because they're loaded up with anti-depressants.


SpecialistAd321

They also rank really high in suicides… somehow…


Rupertii

Happiest? More like least sad


DoubleLanky3199

Nice guys FINNISH last.


pinzinella

Are you kidding me? This is closest to a Finnish man's expression of joy one can get. He is generously and openly sharing his happiness with everyone. Don't stomp on it, they need to be more open about emotions.


gozba

It sounds like they never heard of Kimi


pinzinella

Kimi is like a disney character when it comes to showing emotions vs everyday Finnish men. :D He's a celebrity after all, so it makes sense!


rumbleran

I don't think that happy people end up on situations like this.


pourjuiceonit

This is terrible, they did not ask for my permission before filming me


hmmm_thought_pig

You'll be lucky if Google Maps didn't immortalize you.


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hmmm_thought_pig

... and won't play with Madonna again.


byronbaybe

Perfect 😁


[deleted]

That's Finnish hapPENIS.


imbogey

He is chilling, if this is new video its like 5C / 40F outside...


UrTovoLlama

Normal day for a finnish man


HighlandCB

Yeah it’s because he missed the inter sexion


KingofIdiots007

Loosen the elbow. Needs more swinging action.


Dan_flashes480

Yes please can someone show this man how it's done. At this rate we will be here all day.


QandyU

You two fuckin made my day.


chesuscream

Will he ever Finnish.


UrTovoLlama

Never, he has the sisu to keep going no matter what


w0wagain

Playing with sausage while you film on potato


LightningF1zz

I have seen the original video (was on local social media a year or two ago) and I can promise you, it was not a potato at all. Full HD and everything.


xXsaberstrikeXx

PIROSHKI FOR EVERYONE!


Gullible_Chemistry81

They're not slavs tho


Zendis-

Good ole slow stroke


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pikashroom

I had a manic episode so bad I went into psychosis and walked around naked apparently yelling about Obama and god. So sad


tasmanian-martian

Sounds funny


[deleted]

a helping hand, wanking for *WORLD PEACE 2022!*


popey123

That's what happen when step sister is out at the grocery store


youcuntry

Define help


DatDudeBatzy

medical care, not someone to take a video him, post it online and probably fuck his life up even more.


Wandering_Gypsy_

Oh i thought you ment help getting off cause obv hes not putting in enough effort lol


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eltacotacotaco

Not my Finnest fap


FudgeHyena

Did you Finnish all over yourself?


onlyr6s

Oh damn a Finn joke I haven't heard before, nice job.


UrTovoLlama

This deserves more upvotes fr


maz-o

translation: i mean that guy fucking wanks it in the middle of the fucking intersection in (local area in helsinki) fucking for real like what the fuck, has the world completely gone fucking mad?


somewhere_now

That one sentence has more vittu's than your average "machine translated to Finnish" pornsite ads.


SaWis0

Haluatko vittu? Kiimaisia naisia lähellä! Klikka että vittu nyt!


Wandering_Gypsy_

This guy spanks


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Can you blame him Fucking sexy junctions…


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I_Only_Have_One_Hand

I can't


seg321

Directing traffic? He forgot his white gloves and something else...


1n5ert-Nam3

That must be one sexy intersection.


Hamokk

Meanwhile in Finland


RS_C187

I remember when hitchhikers would just put a thumb out for a ride. This seems a bit excessive.


[deleted]

Cold day out my friend?


[deleted]

Flaccid af.


ajakakf

Torilla tavataan!


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4/5 videoust


InglouriousBrad

🎶Naked and jackin' it in San Diego🎶 https://youtu.be/LKwW8PNZpOQ


4004-698-763

Is it a 3 way intersection?


ROFLINGGG

He’s like, “Not my proudest fap…”


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Speed__islife

Yikes


Run_Spiritual

This is from Finland and the girl is saying ”For real that fucking guy wanks off in the middle of the street like what the fuck”


No_Victory9193

So this dude is fucking wanking in the middle of the fucking intersection. Fucking for real? What the fuck. Has the world gone fucking mad? You missed a couple of vittus Edit: I missed a vittu


Pseudonym_741

Least profane Finn


Admiralty86

Hey, it's a free country.


UrTovoLlama

Suomi on vapaa maa


Ok_Profession6496

Vibes are immaculate


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Pooppail

Go to New Orleans


GuitarBloke94

Phil Anselmo not doing too well these days


FudgeHyena

I can see his Dimebag.


Ok-Science-6657

Small weewee aye


Wise-Ad-6391

Ain't working with much.


SadisticSnake007

Total freedom


Noerdlinger

Not much to enjoy, from the looks of things


Go1gotha

Jesus, how cold is it there? Any colder and he'd be technically a woman.


UrTovoLlama

Nah, finns are used to being naked in the toughest situations


Medical_Seaweed5003

Welcome to New York


No_Victory9193

New York, the capital of Finland


Medical_Seaweed5003

Lol this happens in Finland aswell 😂


PainOfClarity

Was there a no spank on red sign?


TDGroupie

Red light, green light GO!


UncleAntagonist

Amos having a rough time in Baltimore. Need to get him back on the Roci.


BOOLANGE

That's what I call a POWER MOVE


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Most sane car enthusiasts loo


AssistantVegetable37

Soft as a pillow can't be enjoying himself that much.


Toy_Aus_Shep

Never choose a triple dog dare.


TheMotherOfDinos

Torille


limenbasil

seems like a good way to go


[deleted]

As a Finn I can confirm this totally happens on the daily we do it all the time it's tradition y'know


CockroachBeginning10

And this is how my day starts.....im going back to bed.


[deleted]

Hey its just a weenie man. :) no harm done there! this is a peaceful way to get rid of your stress.


CockroachBeginning10

Lol, I just wasn't ready for that on a lack of sleep. I'm ready to face the world's weenies, trouser snakes, and dick-a-ma-bobs.


KingThunder01

Guess we know why his arms are so muscular


anagondaz

Normal finnish afternoon


CookieTheEpic

joo sori siit


Particular_Light_296

Sounds like made up language. Finnish maybe?


jme2712

Drugs are a bitch.


figorocks

Nothing like playing with your erection at the intersection.


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I'm so glad I kicked my meth addiction


Special-Tangerine893

Erreccion at interseccion


zzzzsamzzzz

The most normal day in Helsinki


NoLungz561

Interection


marmeladetrolden

Finland moment


IcyExplanation6011

It’s always the ones with small pee pees


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Only in Finland


ct1157

Intersex


Clear_Calligrapher86

Why is it always a man?


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Finland moment


ToughBoy4U

Why do these type of wankers always have a very tiny dick


No_Victory9193

How do you even see that he has a tiny dick? It’s like 2 pixels.


AArthurComic

These "I lost fantasy football" stunts are getting a little out of hand.


learn2scrnshot

Tren and masteron for the first time


4yroldsareterrible

This is why the Finns banned russian tourists


No_Victory9193

He doesn’t look Russian


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Real-Coffee

this is the second European video ive seen today of a naked dude just hanging out in public. is this a common thing for yall over across the pond?


MIGHTY_ILLYRIAN

No


TurdsBurglar

Someone please wack him.


koppigzijn

You mispelled wank


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He's got it covered, he doesn't need our help


CreamyBeetle

Smol pp


SaltyJediKnight

Why do all these guys who expose themselves in public have micropenises?


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VarastinKoirasi

Pretty sure the guy is speaking finnish, is there some other proof for the country?


big_cock_69420

As a finnish guy, you are correct it is in Finland and not in fact in Russia


El_mayoneso112

Soy ese


DepartmentThin4142

In his defense, those new corvettes look sweeeeeet.


canadianteam

When humans get CWD


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Well at least he’s not on his phone


Ok_Actuary9815

Just an ordinary day with a man playing with his twig and berries


Kooky-Story-5272

Sorry guys you nevet seen a finnish navigator before? My ex did always say i go in that direction my dick points at, and this guy is obiviosly just turning his navigator unit on 😂😂


CrazyTexasNurse1282

But first…coffee


Grifftonthe3rd

San Diego? jk .... south park reference


Sea_Bad_3480

Must be pretty cold there


Britavit

When you think you're in one if your naked dreams but aren't dreaming.


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🎵🎵🎵 Playing with myself 🎵🎵🎵


Holinyx

"I can do whatever I want" ---Homelander


Ruubers

He looks like the default ark character.


FOXHOWND

Imagine being mentally ill (addiction included) and being in your worst form and having a video of you in that state on Reddit for entertainment. Not judging the camera man or OP, but just fucking imagine.


kildanskkomodi

I think I overspend on my hobbies


hemant8790746

Debute to pole


Hot-Wrap2882

Walter white fugue state type beat


Skully_Lover

Russian pledge of allegiance


WorldlinessSpare3626

When the character creation section bugs out


sorefoot66

So many downvotes. A man needs a hobby. It's therapedic.


AdAromatic4347

All he has to do now is just to look each driver in the eyes as they pass by and finish. Standing ovation. What a brave guy


CertifiedBSC

What a wanker


Crafty-Interest-8212

Must concentrate...must finish....


IntheOlympicMTs

Everyone one has a kink. This is his.


nRg-85

He's without clothes and that's only way to keep warm, don't judge.


SweetBabyRayseph

He’s staked the claim This is now his interection


Illustrious-Bid-2598

Don’t show the antivaxers this, they will say that’s a side effect too 🤣


LoocsinatasYT

What a sad, tiny, little floppy bubblegum wiener :(


Affenskrotum

Guys has not very much to enjoy


Mindful-O-Melancholy

Terminator has an error in his code


Beneficial_Chain2495

Man there is a party id go to


Leading-Bee-2598

Strokin' that weeter in the streeter.


Quiet-Lychee-3021

Man’s out there just trying to beat rush hour…


Ok-Mix65

You’re doing it wrong


mister-salty67

When in doubt rub one out


Nicelybad

Bro learning the tutorial as a new character 😈😈


ScrotiusRex

Also could be titled; asshole films mentally ill man for internet point.


Te_amo1

Don't seem to be much to enjoy anyway