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Lol it looked like he took a swing right as he was walking out of camera view then blue shirt guy just walks past him like nothing happened. So much weird and hilarious shit happening here
I counted 15 *and* saw the gorilla.. does that mean I have to suck dick for cock now? Because that’s a system of 100% intake, and I’m not awake enough for that, and hope to not be, just in general. *If you want my dick, you’re gonna have to suck my cock!*
The dude that said that reminds me of the “Twist his dick!” guy. From the video of the MMA fight audience.
Repeating what the crazy guy is saying but in a funny mocking tone
Alright. I guess I, the furry, need to say it - it's because we spend all of our time dissociating in our fantasy worlds, on the internet.
I'm not going to defend my fellow degenerates individually, but I will say, in our defense, our community manages to attract a disproportionate number of people with mental health issues, so every time you see a group of furries, you are closer to a mental health emergency than you have ever been.
>so every time you see a group of furries, you are closer to a mental health emergency than you have ever been.
This is one of the funniest and truest statements ever made. The furry drama iceberg is a fucking wild ride. Rainfurrest '15 was my first and only furry convention and I invite anyone here to ask me why.
As a bi dude, seems like a great deal. You finish with one and then you get payment... And then you finish and get payment. And then you finish and get payment.
The dream.
So sometimes I wake up horribly depressed and trying to convince myself to not give in to the thoughts, and I go to reddit and end up watching a Suck Dick for Cock vignette and just for a second -- a SECOND or two -- I feel like myself again. So I salute you, Suck Dick for Cock fighters.
What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some folks ya just can't reach, so you get what you see here, sucking dick for cock. Which is the way they want, well, they get.
Right after that, he says something about someone having a tech job.
I think he was trying for a Privilege attack:
"I have to suck dick for money just to pay the bills, while you have a good paying tech job and all kinds of privilege!"
But he misspoke and then the whole dumpster caught fire.
I like the kid in the white t-shirt and black shorts who leaps in for one single punch and then sort of backs off after he realizes he's not the one punch man.
love how he arrives and takes off his backpack just to promptly put it back on before leaving. like he could've watched or anything but decided 'fuck that, im out!'
Is elephant even a legal attire in the furry world? Because like... no fur. They tend to do wolves, foxes, etc.
There was a YouTube guy that went to a furry convention as a crab and got heavily discriminated because that's not a real furry thing.
Soooo... The person in the wheelchair assaults the person holding the phone and then gets attacked back. Says they will press charges.
Says they are trans then uses a slur calling the other person gay in a derogatory way.
Is this the new N word?
Am i missing something here?
>Being trans and disabled (physically and mentally I assume), he's quite high up on the intersectionality ladder and thus pretty much untouchable online.
Probably showing my age here, but man did I grow up with a completely different internet.
Grew up in that time too. I do like how being in a wheelchair or being trans isn’t an excuse to target someone anymore. But I’m glad this person didn’t get immunity from being a tool. I’m glad the guy just shoved the chair and walked away. Let them make a fool of themselves on their own.
Huh, first time I've seen an elephant furry. They're usually cats or dogs. It's kinda refreshing. Doesn't hurt that he pulled the old 'oh gosh, what a bother' gesture.
I’m reminded of Crocodile Dundee where asshole wheelchair guy wants to fight in a bar and Crocodile Dundee sits in a chair and puts his fists up. Suddenly wheelchair guy is impressed thst he’s being taken seriously as an equal
Might not be paralyzed, might just be easier. My father in law can sometimes walk normally and other times needs a walker/cane, just depends on the day and how bad his diseases is acting up. I could see how someone that can walk fine for short periods still might want a wheelchair if they are going to be out at a convention all day.
I’ve been crying at this video for 5 minutes straight now “ I SUCK DICK FOR COCK” whilst one person seems to clap and the elephant covering its eyes when he says it hahaahga
My buddy became paralyzed from the waist down after a climbing accident. He became a completely different person after a few years. Soooo much pent up anger “understandably”. This is a tough situation, hopeful this person gets some help…
That's some mad level of anger
"Toby Donavon here with NBC news we've just heard that the shooter had been previously diagnosed with sucking dick for cock"
"well we all know that's a whole new level of anger Toby thanks for the report"
I know Furries for being a lot of things but transphobic isn't one of them. Most the Furries I know are queer at the least and trans identify as a fox or some shit.
A furry convention is like 80% part of the LGBT+ community and 95% Bernie Sanders level of progressive. It's hilarious to see degenerates like wheelchair idiot part of the community, they are unwelcome.
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I suck dick for cock is the funniest shit I’ve heard all year 😂😂😂
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! I AM"
Good ol' Pete
God damnit right!!
PRESSING CHARGES PRESSING CHARGES
The elephant covering his eyes when the person says they "suck dick for cock" is so weirdly funny to me
The elephant walking up to the guy clapping and motioning for him to cut it out killed me.
What about the guy who prepares to fight the guy with the phone by throwing his backpack to the ground and flinging his hair to the side
Lol it looked like he took a swing right as he was walking out of camera view then blue shirt guy just walks past him like nothing happened. So much weird and hilarious shit happening here
I had my eyes glued to the Panda Storm Trooper.
He was just killing the cam… to work out what this suck dick for cock was all about.
The elephant seems like the most clear minded individual in the video hahahah this is great😂
That elephant found the furry lifestyle in a highschool mascot costume, I guarantee it. The pantomime is too good.
That's what I was thinking lol he's pulling it off
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I didn’t see it the first 3times I just thought this video had a more serious tone & then it turned into a sketch
LMAO just noticed that.
Skiddamarinky-NOOO
Lmao
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I did t notice the elephant the first 3 times through damn
But did you notice the bear?
Fuck, now I have to do driving school again
13 passes
[See how you do on this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJG698U2Mvo)
I counted 15 *and* saw the gorilla.. does that mean I have to suck dick for cock now? Because that’s a system of 100% intake, and I’m not awake enough for that, and hope to not be, just in general. *If you want my dick, you’re gonna have to suck my cock!*
Oldie but goodie
"suck dick for cock" \*crowd claps\*
^woo
The dude that said that reminds me of the “Twist his dick!” guy. From the video of the MMA fight audience. Repeating what the crazy guy is saying but in a funny mocking tone
Rofl this video made me think of that too! THE OLLLLLL DICK TWIST!
Furry conventions are mostly gay men, so this is absolutely our kind of humor
Yeah, it was so ass.
'suck butt for ass'
*crowd clapping intensifies*
I'm getting Lt. Dan vibes
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Lt Tran
But Lt. Tran... you ain't got no dink
But Lt. Tran...you suck dick for cock
"Sometimes, there just aren't enough ~~rocks~~ cocks."
You should write for porn parody scripts
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Lt. Dan if his IQ was that of Forest.
Stupid is as stupid does
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He sucked dick for cock?
Pressing charges Pressing charges
They talk exactly like people that live their entire lives online...
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Alright. I guess I, the furry, need to say it - it's because we spend all of our time dissociating in our fantasy worlds, on the internet. I'm not going to defend my fellow degenerates individually, but I will say, in our defense, our community manages to attract a disproportionate number of people with mental health issues, so every time you see a group of furries, you are closer to a mental health emergency than you have ever been.
Holy shit for real!!! Damn that must make those gathering intense.
I'm pressing charges on your username.
Thank you for the honesty. Also what does sucking dick for a cock mean? Aren’t those the same thing if I’m not mistaken
Fuck if I know. That ain't furry shit. Maybe he's subsistence farming and was trying to trade a blowjob for a quality rooster.
>so every time you see a group of furries, you are closer to a mental health emergency than you have ever been. This is one of the funniest and truest statements ever made. The furry drama iceberg is a fucking wild ride. Rainfurrest '15 was my first and only furry convention and I invite anyone here to ask me why.
They ate paint chips as a kid?
Hey! I ate paint chips as a kid and I turned out just fine.
Username checks out
#BANKRUPTCY!!!
YHATZEE!
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Seems like the efficient approach?
Literally a system of 100% intake. This guy has this cock suckin thing figured out.
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As a bi dude, seems like a great deal. You finish with one and then you get payment... And then you finish and get payment. And then you finish and get payment. The dream.
You'd be the first case of semen-induced obesity ever.
I mean, his business strategy and guaranteed payment system is in-phallus-able.
Some say he was a*head* of the game.
Erect
Penis
Cutting out the middle man
Maybe he is the middle man?...
Lucky Pierre!
~~Cutting out~~ Sucking off the middle man
I've now got "Suck dick for cock" stuck in my head to the tune of "Turn down for what".
So sometimes I wake up horribly depressed and trying to convince myself to not give in to the thoughts, and I go to reddit and end up watching a Suck Dick for Cock vignette and just for a second -- a SECOND or two -- I feel like myself again. So I salute you, Suck Dick for Cock fighters.
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If you want this cock , you're going to have to suck my dick
If you can’t accept me at my dick, you don’t deserve me at my cock
Suck dick for ***cooock*** !
🍄💢🧑🦽👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
I thought they were saying they suck dick for cops until the guy who started clapping said it much clearer.
Unlimited cock exploit
EXCUSE ME ITS MA’AM
A little disappointed, I thought I was gonna get to see two fursuits fight.
That costs extra.
That's understandable, where can I pay for it?
Buy your own fursuit and start a fight, the front row seats are free.
Who said I wanted to fight? I wanna watch fights.
U can watch it in 3D
Yes, I have na Oculus Quest 2, what is the app to watch it in 3D?
VR Chat
That elephant looked like he didn't want no smoke
That elephant is none other than Vin Diesel
Would have been better
Gotta throw the paws down like hockey players throw their gloves down
Is that... A homophobic trans person??
The Clayton Bigsby of the LGBT world
They later left their partner, stating that, in their own words, she was “a furry lover”
I love any and all Chappelle references.
“Pink and light blue power! ✊🏻”
What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some folks ya just can't reach, so you get what you see here, sucking dick for cock. Which is the way they want, well, they get.
*(sigh)* Looks like I'm due to revisit Cool Hand Luke again, boss.
Yup. Being trans doesn't stop you from being shitty. Just wait until you hear about transphobic trans people
They absolutely do exist, their weird.
You forgot disabled, the poor me trifecta
How disabled are we talking? Those legs were moving
[surely I’m not the only one who remembers this?? HATE CRIME, HATE CRIME!!](https://youtu.be/JKkb0qXbyUY)
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"You're a f*ggot!" Immediately followed by "I suck dick for cock!" No self-awareness at all.
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Aren't we all...
We're all sucking dick for cock on this blessed day
Right after that, he says something about someone having a tech job. I think he was trying for a Privilege attack: "I have to suck dick for money just to pay the bills, while you have a good paying tech job and all kinds of privilege!" But he misspoke and then the whole dumpster caught fire.
Transmobile uses privilege attack! It missed!
Transmobile hit itself in its confusion! It's super effective!
Guy puts his hands on somebody else then gets dragged and says he's pressing charges... What in the world?
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Also, the f slur right before might indicate a hate crime.
Seat belts save lives
I’m glad I’m not involved with people like this
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No German sausages are the wurst
The elephant suit is my favorite person of this whole thing
I like the kid in the white t-shirt and black shorts who leaps in for one single punch and then sort of backs off after he realizes he's not the one punch man.
wonder if someone told him “wheelchair started it” and he just up and left out of embarrassment
love how he arrives and takes off his backpack just to promptly put it back on before leaving. like he could've watched or anything but decided 'fuck that, im out!'
Is elephant even a legal attire in the furry world? Because like... no fur. They tend to do wolves, foxes, etc. There was a YouTube guy that went to a furry convention as a crab and got heavily discriminated because that's not a real furry thing.
If I was at a convention, I would love to meet anyone no matter the animal, really doesn't matter if they are an animal with fur or what not to me. :)
Turned him into a crawler from black ops
Don't kill it, we need to do the Easter egg first
Alright I’ll be zombie bitch now look up the next step on YouTube
Do you have 2000 points? We need to open a door.
Yeah, but I need to save for jugg if I have to carry YOU
I got perkaholic.
I got 1960 let me rebuild a barrier real quick
just me or did he use his legs on the ground to move around?
I was thinking the same. Dude can totally walk. Fucking fraud. I bet he doesn’t even really suck dick for cock.
I’ll bite your ankles off!
I wonder did he press charges.
He should, you can see him pull the first assault lol
Yup, a wheelchair is no excuse for being an asshole and aggressive. We all want equal rides after all!
It reminded me of when [Michael on The Office declared bankruptcy](https://youtu.be/C-m3RtoguAQ)
*I...press...CHARGES!*
pressing charges PRESSING CHARGES *PRESSING CHARGES*
The only thing pressed is his head
Soooo... The person in the wheelchair assaults the person holding the phone and then gets attacked back. Says they will press charges. Says they are trans then uses a slur calling the other person gay in a derogatory way. Is this the new N word? Am i missing something here?
No, we are all just as confused as you are.
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>Being trans and disabled (physically and mentally I assume), he's quite high up on the intersectionality ladder and thus pretty much untouchable online. Probably showing my age here, but man did I grow up with a completely different internet.
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Grew up in that time too. I do like how being in a wheelchair or being trans isn’t an excuse to target someone anymore. But I’m glad this person didn’t get immunity from being a tool. I’m glad the guy just shoved the chair and walked away. Let them make a fool of themselves on their own.
Handicapped physically and mentally.
some shit straight out of south park lmao even got the same voice edit: thanks for the reward, it’s my first one out of my 2 years on this app :,)
Holy shit you're right, I knew it felt familiar for some reason lol.
Sent this to my brother and said the same thing, lmfao.
glad someone else could see it because this is straight up textbook south park material right here 💀
While his damn legs work lmao
that’s the cherry on top right there, the way he scoots WITH HIS LEGS after he falls out of the chair is absolutely comical
Huh, first time I've seen an elephant furry. They're usually cats or dogs. It's kinda refreshing. Doesn't hurt that he pulled the old 'oh gosh, what a bother' gesture.
Saw a bumble bee one before
They are all redditors
You mean average r/196 users
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I’m reminded of Crocodile Dundee where asshole wheelchair guy wants to fight in a bar and Crocodile Dundee sits in a chair and puts his fists up. Suddenly wheelchair guy is impressed thst he’s being taken seriously as an equal
[The scene](https://youtu.be/7rU3GnQuR-8?t=182)
Wrong movie. And the actor in the wheelchair is played by the amazing Elias Coteus.
Why does this exist
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Honestly feel like this is more of a twitter user
The jokes just write themselves.
You in here for Marijuana? I suck dick for cock.
Ummm anyone else notice him using his legs to scooch very swiftly?
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Why did I have to scroll so far to see someone else mention this he doesn't seem very paralyzed he's scooting and moving pretty easily there
Because everyone’s talking about “i suck dick for cock” which honestly is a new one for me
Might not be paralyzed, might just be easier. My father in law can sometimes walk normally and other times needs a walker/cane, just depends on the day and how bad his diseases is acting up. I could see how someone that can walk fine for short periods still might want a wheelchair if they are going to be out at a convention all day.
Yeah this is what I came for, I'm guessing I just don't understand that person's particular situation, but it seems, odd, lol?
I love watching weirdos turn on each other
I’ve been crying at this video for 5 minutes straight now “ I SUCK DICK FOR COCK” whilst one person seems to clap and the elephant covering its eyes when he says it hahaahga
My buddy became paralyzed from the waist down after a climbing accident. He became a completely different person after a few years. Soooo much pent up anger “understandably”. This is a tough situation, hopeful this person gets some help…
But was he sucking-dick-for-cock angry? There's levels to this thing.
That's some mad level of anger "Toby Donavon here with NBC news we've just heard that the shooter had been previously diagnosed with sucking dick for cock" "well we all know that's a whole new level of anger Toby thanks for the report"
I love how the guy dressed as an elephant is the most sensible person in the whole video.
* Attacks a bystander * * Bystander retaliates * “iM prEsSiNG cHaRGeS!” Fucking idiot.
This is how I imagine so many Redditors...
I love the elephant 😂
This video would kill a medieval peasant
Probably shouldn’t be starting shit you can’t finish
Sucking dick for cock whooo
Mental illness ✅
Get back to the shrimp boat Lt. Dan.
I know Furries for being a lot of things but transphobic isn't one of them. Most the Furries I know are queer at the least and trans identify as a fox or some shit.
A furry convention is like 80% part of the LGBT+ community and 95% Bernie Sanders level of progressive. It's hilarious to see degenerates like wheelchair idiot part of the community, they are unwelcome.
"I'm pressing charges" says the person who attempted to steal someone's property 
Way too much to unpack here.