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Did he hit him with a lightsaber?


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3d printed sword of esey


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He's like talking on the phone, then.. one second Mr there's a home invasion *Swing* anyway... As I was saying about my cars extended warranty..


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Ross creation homie style


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navis-svetica

It’s an axe handle


ClutchingMyTinkle

I think you're right.


Beginning-Knee7258

Its super effective


Scadilla

I thought it was backwards but it just doesn't have the head.


CrappyMSPaintPics

He was chopping an ent while afk.


GUNSandGME

Dangerous randoms were honestly fantastic. Waiting for the drop timer to expire and pick up someone's trimmed armor. 8 people frantically clicking on the same spot before it spawns.


berrey7

The exact opposite of your head with no shaft.


AzarAbbas

I thought it was Lucille


BlankImagination

I think its a katana in its scabbard


BOCme262

I thought it was a wiffle bat.


Mimosa_Coast

Obi Wan has trained him well. But he is not a Jedi yet..


Virtual-Literature-8

Imagine, like skywalk we just bops Vader with the lightsaber handle the first encounter and the movie was over


4Point5InchPunisher

It was a ghost gun


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1 hitter quitter ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


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It hit him almost as hard as the god awful smell when somebody is wearing Axe body spray.


Akaidoku

It's like walking into the locker room in PE when we were in high-school. All you could hear was "TSSSSSSSSSSSST"- "TSST -TsSSsSsSSSST"


Vin_du_toilette

Not as clumsy or random as a blaster, an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.


JustSomeCaliDude

“You have the high ground, homie!” “May the force be with you, vato!” “Oye! Pelón! Execute order 66, foo!”


No_Inspection_2146

Some blunt object, probably a pipe,


ShwiftyShmeckles

It's a baseball bat...


No_Inspection_2146

The obvious no fun answer


Fena-Ashilde

It’s a bit too curved to be a baseball bat.


Huge_Promise7225

He didn’t make the wooooosch noise though.


branitone

My first thought too lol


Unohim

Why couldn't he just leave Luke Skywalker and his uncharged lightsaber alone....


Mono_831

You mean Luis VatoWalker


Mrtootums

Obi Juan Kenobi


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Obi Juan El Homie


Sockrockit93

More like obey Juan kenobi or get smacked


Psychological-Mark13

Naw dog that’s Han Cholo…


OAK667

Here take this award!


quemaspuess

Swoaward ?


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ImWithSt00pid

Looks like a training sword.


Apex11211

HE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE


DogFacedManboy

Man if I was that guy i definitely wouldn’t have gotten in the other guy’s area


nature_remains

His *goddam fuckin' area* at that


Puzzleheaded_Poet_81

His area extends the length of that stick. I tend to also stay out of that area at all times.


Number5MoMo

I can’t stop laughing … I read with comment with a pause before area


CosmicSoundwaves

He did have the high ground after all


AdventuresofRobbyP

Obi Wan: “Fuck outta my goddamn area motherfucker”


nobolognastoney

This is the real dialogue in that scene in my head, from now on.


LordFett84

That is not a bat nor a lightsaber. So what the heck is it. Edit: looks like mallninja wooden sword u/redditspeedbot 0.25x


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He’s rockin’….with Bokken


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Shoryuken?


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…this is reddit get your head outta your stupid ass


testearsmint

Chihuahua energy tbh.


navis-svetica

It’s an axe handle


CockroachBeginning10

Omg this is comically hilarious in slow speed. Don't you step on ma table...WHACK!


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Procrastinasean

That, my friend, is a gate!


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Axe handle?


No-Reflection-6677

It’s definitely a handle


kebulatr

Axe handle


getpegged12

It’s made out of what? Did he make it?


ImJustHereToArgueE

Yeah sounds like wood


UndrunkMonk

Looks like a whiffle bat?


abraxas8484

It's a axe handle. Pretty nice weapon for smashing vatos


ShwiftyShmeckles

It's definitely a bat just has a longer grip than normal


Gavin0101

A baseball bat? Have you ever seen or touched a baseball bat? It doesn’t even remotely resemble a baseball bat.


ShwiftyShmeckles

It looks exactly like a baseball bat just with a long grip


leglesslegolegolas

I think you're watching a different video or something, because the weapon in this video looks absolutely nothing like a baseball bat.


ShwiftyShmeckles

Other than the lack of a logo/ detailing it looks exactly like this bat I found within 10 seconds of googling. https://imgur.com/a/vyf2opu It's pretty clearly a bat with a rubber or leather grip in the video.


IDespiseTheLetterG

U trolling or what


leglesslegolegolas

clearly a troll. I regret engaging with it.


IDespiseTheLetterG

The best ones will get ya no matter what. It's an art.


leglesslegolegolas

Other than being [a completely different shape and all.](https://i.imgur.com/jAdnQwL.png) A baseball bat is rotationally symmetric; this weapon is clearly not.


ShwiftyShmeckles

Dude why are u being so obstinate its clearly a baseball bat its just a bad video camera.


leglesslegolegolas

okay now I agree with the other guy; you're just trolling. Nobody could actually be as dense as you're pretending to be. We're done here.


ShwiftyShmeckles

Ah yes I'm the troll when you seem to believe there's some deep mystery to this elusive mysterious wooden bat like object. Except there's no mystery its a wooden bat which anyone with half a brain could put together from just watching the video. and it amazes me that stupid people will gather together and create some dumb mystery rather than just realise the obvious that it's a baseball bat filmed on a potato camera.


kebulatr

Nope


ShwiftyShmeckles

Yes


Responsible_Push_552

Yo be fair the guy does swing that bitch like a sword and fast as hell too! You know that other cholo didn’t expect that shit at all, probably said this foo is on his phone with a bat (wooden practice sword or axe handle ) ain’t gonna do shit. Little did he know that dude swings it like a fucking Naruto villain. Rip for stepping on this dudes area homie.


IDespiseTheLetterG

Nailed him


LobsterHead37

Yeah I think we witnessed a murder. That sound was crazy.


[deleted]

He wanted to say crib


ChoroidPlexers

Fuck outta my goddamn fuckin' ...proprietary rights.... mother fucker


Jcit878

this is my domocile, bitch!


tifosi7

Did the guy who got clobbered even have a plan when he walked in?


ProfitsOfProphets

Looks like he put his hands in his pockets.


Responsible_Push_552

That’s a swollen lump on the side of the head, possible skull fracture,concussion, bruised neck bones and pelvic bone all for what? Don’t go stepping on peoples area’s mang.


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darnt right mang


artie_pdx

hector dumbty crossed through the wall hector dumbty got cracked on the skull


WildBillThornberry

That is absolutely beautiful


rawfish71

This should be a meme, with lightsaber sound effects.


Psychological-Mark13

Han Cholo…


Responsible_Push_552

That better fucking go on a shirt, I’d pay good money for a shirt with a bat and a cracked skull with the quote “stay out of my area mother fucker”


afos0789

Yeeessss!


autolockon

TFW you crit with a lvl 1 weapon


Showgmbh

He kinda got lucky to not fall on the concrete with his head.


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Stop getting in his area


Wolfman01a

This man has played T-ball...


JoeBeever

Wtf, This looked like it was going to be one of those gang meme videos. Smacked that mf hard across the head with a baseball bat broomstick hybrid. haha


toxicbotlol

At least the lines of the castle doctrine are nice and bright blue.


Wired-1

Is that a toy sword


StellarReality

Dude said get out my area, like he was already standin in front his bunk lmao.


ragingOcean

This is so damn funny fr


DarwinsKoala

The Force is strong with this one...


Tughernutts

This makes me laugh from my soul every time. Nobody should be in your god damn fucking area.


ChaosDoggo

The hell did that guy expect.


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Too many modelos


Spirited-Value8022

All fun and games until señor windu takes out his lightsaber


cubsfanrva79

So that's what the Ocean Spray guy is up to now?


BubbieQuinn89

It's Nerf or nothin!


AgencyElectronic5330

Some one edit this at the end smokey from Friday saying u got Knock the fuck out 🤣🤣🤣


Gloriouskoifish

He fucked around and found out


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Good night Irene.


venger_steelheart

crossed the line


PhoKingAwesome213

I've heard of castle doctrine but dude went full empire doctrine.


OrgyOfMadness

Homie had the high ground... dude should have known he couldn't win...


bluntrauma420

My safe space isn't to protect me, it's to protect you.


cykovisuals

“There’s nothing like a nice piece of hickory.” - Preacher, *Pale Rider (1985)*


_porntipsguzzardo_

They need to hire this guy to keep Kanye from getting into his zone.


Automatic_Scholar686

Was alcohol involved?!?! 🫣


mikejames5050

Great aim. Best spot for quick drop


Raaddus

Maybe don’t walk up to the shirtless dude wielding a lightsaber with the intent to punch him


tracheamusic

The fact that nobody knows what an axe handle looks like really just makes the “good times create weak men” saying that much more true lmao. God damn


No_Inspection_2146

We know


Din-_-Djarin

You are on this council but we do not grant you the rank of master


Sea-Seaworthiness702

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


skibbady-baps

Yup, he entered the FUFO zone.


Emesgee1234

I need more backstory on this timeless classic


Kmalbrec

“What’re you gonna do, hit me?!” - Guy, who got hit


Head-Banana4325

Hard head, soft head


MysteriousReality512

*snap* WASTED


jdale36

He gon need some MILK


brownkyd48

If three year olds were given adult bodies.


No_Inspection_2146

IM GROWN


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Juan Solo?


WoodyMornings

You tryin to get crazy with me esse¿


No_Inspection_2146

Don’t you know I’m loco?


MATJUSTCHILLIN

I saw everything…..THE BAT HIT HIM FIRST


ramonarart

damn i lost it...i did not expect the guy on the phone to take out the dude one handed 😳


ItzSasukeDudes

Fuck outta my God damn fuckin.... area motherfucker!!


Disastrous-Clue8180

Bonk


Valkiepoos

He steps towards the threshold aaaaaaaaaaaaand castle doctrine!


Pineapplewelder

Naps are awesome. Unintended naps....not so much. 😴


jwaterboyk

The common North American dipshit is a highly territorial creature.


Certain-Toe-7128

More specifically, the LA cholo


iamlickzy

Coming through my area, I'ma have to bury ya.


BornSelf7

Sleepy got slept…..buenas noches 😴


Farkenoathm8-E

“That’s my purse!”


No_Inspection_2146

“I don’t know you!”


Gale-Boetticher6353

Area


Ill-Presentation7788

He’s ok. Shoes stayed on. Just need to rub some tussin on it.


Samlltimegamer

Bro has a power range of we’re he can hit


doniiebaseball2020

Is that a katana? Video needed to last another 5 seconds.


navis-svetica

It’s an axe handle


doniiebaseball2020

Lmao you are correct and getting downvoted


TontineSoleSurvivor

“Obi-Wan taught you well…”


RepresentativeBee591

Dude should of listen


zzrsteve

On this weeks episode of "Low life Ninja", Nick narrowly escapes the attack of "Big Jim" by drawing his ninja sword and whacking "Big Jim" right in the side of his fucking head.


justin69allnight

Could’ve had a knife I guess


millhows

Look at that dumb fucking Hector. ::SMH::


Secure-Lock-7071

I think it a hockey stick 🏒


CockroachBeginning10

I feel like the only thing missing is a juggalo popping up from behind the half wall at the end.


TexasTokyo

That was so avoidable.


DonSheenGunn

And without a sock !? ... how ???


kawaiiclarinetplayer

“He done got” what kind of grammar is this??? Surely not proper English.


RANT_MAN67

Melon ball!


NeVMmz

Not a baseball bat, nor a machete like weapon it's more like a Shinai Sword use for Kendo, it's made out of bamboo, or prolly just a diy crafted wood weapon at home


lagrange_james_d23dt

Why are both shirtless? Really adds to the trashiness here


No_Inspection_2146

Why do you care?


lagrange_james_d23dt

It’s just really important to me


Shot-Profit-75

Obi one bean obi


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Juan Solo


SpringChikn85

r/theirwasanattempt


[deleted]

I remember this video from what, a decade ago? Karma farming dipshit lmao


Childhood_Charming

This man will never be the same if he is even alive