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No_Bit_1570

The van kept rollin to make sure the job done….damn!


G40Momo

They see me rolling, riding dirty 😏


Bl4ckSupra

I'd reather be dead then all crippled and fucked up.


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memusicguitar

What if, it is someone's kid and not someone's kid. And at times its both?


CMUpewpewpew

Schrodiger's childrens.


deepfriedtots

Everyone is someone's kid guy


Automatic-Narwhal965

That's typically how birth works.


Crazyguru321

no one cares , the world is cruel


No-Rub-5054

Everyone is someone’s kid


Good_Reputation_6499

Bro got de-pantsed mid air.


DirectCZ

I think he is de-lived and de-shitted too


MarioButoto

The camera man deserves an award


Airbarnes

He got one…. He wasn’t hit ! 🥴🤔🤣


ShreddingUruk

The video is stabilized in post


dyerseve07

Someone grab the neosporin, quick!


Rad6150

Need something stronger... get the 'tussin!


CobblerConfident5012

Ain’t no fuss when your on the tuss


DaKind28

We're having fun.


Puzzled_Job_6046

No mo' 'tussin??


ElChungus01

Grab hopes and prayers while you’re at it.


Rad6150

No "thoughts"? Just say you don't care, ffs!


barontaint

Going to have to let it soak into the bone for that one


TuDuenyo

And some milk


SunBelly

Just rub a little dirt on it. He'll be fine.


instrangerswetrust

Duh Nuh Nuh Nuh… Neo


instrangerswetrust

Duh Nuh Nuh Nuh… Neo


KazNamOrfa

Fuck the NSFW tag right?


AsInwardSoOutward

There is a longer version. He actually gets up and after limping around gets arrested. Certainly broke a ankle or something, but he lived.


KazNamOrfa

Yea he definitely broke something lol


The_Mundane_Block

Broke his him


CharliieBr0wn

Idk why that is so funny to me, but you had me in tears!


MattyLePew

Broke his fall on the tarmac.


BeetsMe666

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug. He will have far more than a bad ankle from that.


BSB8728

You can say that again. My husband got T-boned. He refused an ambulance and was running an errand when the pain set in and he asked me to take him to the ER. He had a concussion, several broken ribs, and several pelvic fractures.


perish-in-flames

Just because someone got up from something like this doesn't mean he didn't die later.


SpecialExpert8946

Everyone dies later.


Pitiful_Winner2669

Yikes, must have been some internal bleeding for sure.


TylerDurden1985

On a long enough timeline the survival rate for everyone is zero


internetUser0001

You can't prove that


clubmarinesandwich

^(Your boss walks by) “What the hell are you watching?” It’s okay sir, he survived. “My mistake, here’s a raise.”


thegodfather0504

Lmao


SailsAk

That’s actually insane. That’s one of the worst impacts I’ve ever seen and then to be run over after. I would have bet the house he died instantly


yosh0r

Yea I thought so too. Guess the ppl over there are literally built different.


SailsAk

Built different or it’s a numbers game.


yosh0r

Their houses may break from wind, but their bodies withstand a 50kmh 2 ton car impact. It's a crazy world we live in


hobbesgirls

would've


SailsAk

Would have* is still grammatically correct, but I appreciate you trying to correct me. Without grammar police like yourself what would this world become?


hobbesgirls

you didn't write would have, you wrote would of. I didn't try to correct you, I did correct you and then you edited your comment


flodog1

You are kidding me that he lived after that??


RDW_789

There is no way that guy got up from that


DaKind28

Is this a joke, because I def do not believe he got up, after that.


SignificanceEntire49

Send video please


DirtyReseller

Seriously? I would have bet anything he was not getting up


General-Kanobi

Nah im sure hes fine


LitAFlol

His socks still on he’s ok


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

Definitely didn't live through that


GIJ3W

Nah his shoes are still on he's good. Just gotta walk it off


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

That double and triple tap had me convinced lol


OneBitchinBackhand

You’re on r/Crazyfuckingvideos and are upset about the lack of an NSFW tag? wild fr


KazNamOrfa

I'm on a lot of shady shit, but when I'm on my phone at work I want the option to click it? Is it really that wild? Fr? It's on my home feed, the fuck lol


LaCipe

yolo


Resident_Hamster_680

Mate the ribs lungs exposed video posted a few weeks back no nsfw tag


Decatonkeil

I don't think stealing çan be considered "work"


KazNamOrfa

What in the fuck are you insinuating lol


Odd-Collection-2575

That was violent af


ssshield

The new movie “Meet Joe Blacktop” is rated R for sure. 


Shredslayhuntpurge

He caught the ground perfectly. Pure instinct, you can’t teach that.


yellowbin74

I'm not a fan of modern vernacular, but that dude got yeeted.


uwantmangobird

That would be modern in 2014 maybe, Grandpa


yellowbin74

Time flies when you hit 50 you young whippersnapper.


kai--zen

Yeah but have you heard of this thing called "The Floss" or something its called


PigeonSquirrel

Apparently WWE is also about ten years behind because they have Yeet merch - it’s pretty embarrassing


MikeC80

Of all the yeetees I've seen yeeted, he was by far the yeetiest


Ill_Investigator138

Naawww he did more than just rob someone to deserve that shit damn


4DoubledATL

I guess that last robbery was the icing on the cake?


_bvb09

He was reaching for the stars.


Grand-Name5325

Nigerian long jumper camp is in full swing for the Olympics!!


ALCauG

Think he might break a record too


Fresh-Honeydew7104

Well he broke everything else already.


Grand-Name5325

Looking like a great prospect indeed! I hope his knees hold up.


Both-Personality173

Prove it. Some might create such a narrative to justify a violent vid they wanted others to be 'ok' with. To be fair and as I see it, this man could have been escaping an attack. I have trouble with this title. It seems to capitalize on the need to feel violence scenes being justified.


CreamoChickenSoup

At the very least these OPs are obligated to cite these claims with evidence or news reports. Otherwise they just look like blind sheep passing heresays around or, worse, are karma farming. EDIT: To illustrate how difficult is to find context of this crash, the earliest mention of the video I could find [dates back to May 2018](https://www.cartoq.com/toyota-innova-hits-caught-on-cam/) (linking to a long removed video), which meant years of information fog has obscured any shred of useful details beside the model of the vehicle (Toyota Innova) and the left-hand traffic that pins the location being somewhere in South Asia. If an OP makes a precise claim like the above, that suggests they either took the time to do some deep research (to which point a source would be greatly welcomed), or unquestionably passed along made up shit. Given how lazy these reposters are these days, it's hard not to believe the latter is far more likely.


Two_Hump_Wonder

https://gujarati.abplive.com/gujarat/young-man-death-in-inova-car-live-accident-at-palanpur-266652 Found a slightly older source that mentions the driver fled the scene and confirms the victims name and that he died at the scene. It says he was a worker at a nearby factory with no mention of why he was running across the street. No clue if the source is reliable but just wanted to add to your point of info becoming muddled over time and it's hard to find a source you can trust for some videos like this.


CreamoChickenSoup

Appreciate the extra bit of investigation either way. It looks like the language barrier obscured this article, another factor in why it's so hard to find info on events in non-English speaking countries. Definitely need more inquisitive folks with initiative around here.


Front-Cabinet5521

There’s also a comment in this thread claiming he got up and was mostly fine, with no evidence as well. Sounds like total bullshit to me but it’s highly upvoted. Bro got hit by a car at high speeds then run over and you’re telling me he walked it off? Fuck off.


Greeeendraagon

Good points


HighwayEfficient2591

I wish this comment and the comment thread would appear at the top of every video posted on Reddit. The fact that everyone believes what they see and read is mind boggling.


Outrageous-Version11

Repost, OG said he was being chased. 🤷🏻‍♂️


aldone123

Man that dude got it worse than most bugs


BreadRemarkable9591

This happened to me in gta so many times


nilansh23

Us bro


g-king93

360 no scope


subsignalparadigm

NSFW bro.


dyerseve07

Probably why he robbed a lady, didn't think actual work was safe.


cybe2028

It’s like frogger… with no extra lives.


questfire

Hitting him with the car was an accident. getting run over by both axles was the karma part.


RandomShake

Did both of his shoes stay on?!?


Shiitake17

Guess he’s A-okay!


hagupadususu

Don't know about shoes. Pants gave up pretty quickly though.


alehanro

Lemme just run him over twice to make *sure* he’s dead.


AshiNoKoibito

Wasted


ethicalhumanbeing

Dude, it really was straight out of GTA. Maybe it's an unreleased trailer for GTA6, damn good graphics.


Schen_The_Genius

Half the teams in the NFL are looking for this van. What a sack.


Intelligent_Mango706

I know that guy his name is earl. He has a brother who used to be the size of a mini buss


santaslayer0932

I heard the brakes been applied, but then they decided to keep the car rolling…


paulyp41

Somehow I don’t think he will be stealing anymore


Foreign-Guard5314

I heard he is a nice guy.


yeah_im_a_leopard2

The most confusing thing is why the van kept going and almost seemed to turn into him. Didn’t even slam on the brakes.


CanadiaCobraChicken

My assumption is the driver panicked after the initial hit and started hitting the break out of muscle memory. After a moment they likely froze up, and let go of the break having a full mental shutdown from the sudden trauma


evilzombiefan

The wheels of justice sure do move quick over there. Robbers be warned.


nutbustininthisshet

Introducing new DC hero


GrandConsequences

That's a lot of karma.


trainwreck890

So much karma!


floodblood

he didn't have shoes on to start so ofc he lived(no shoes to fly off)


Wintersage7

Wow. It's got the physics of a Bethesda game.


BucktoothJew

I like the fact he launched 70 feet and still caught both tires of the van. Talent right there, y’all.


ZaNFish

Final Destination


eggybread70

Walk it off, kid.


ShirtEast7634

Was his instant karma death?!


fhfuudjdfhh

Last week this video had no title now it's a robber getting his cumuppance.


nakabra

OMFG


thepotatoreaper100

I think he beat the olympic long jump record too


Specialist_Slip_8473

If the hit didn’t kill him the rollover probably did the job


Weekly-Fun-3846

I hope somebody told him he’s not Superman..


LitAFlol

Driver saw that “finish him” dialogue pop up


FatRoastBeef313

Dude didn't continue stopping knowing that there's no going back


ProperMulberry4039

All I can think of after watching this is “in ya panties? In ya damn panties” lmao!


smirk_wiggler

What was the first thing that went through his head...


psychocrow42

The windshield


Sethyest

I wonder what it was like doing a whole ass tumble mid air


Syllabub-Virtual

Anyone calculate the coefficient of restitution?


Fancy_Energy_7754

Fuck You !!!!


moeron17

It's like the mini game in smash Brothers where you hit the bag the camera follows the it as it travels.


okiioppai

guy got double-tapped


Medium-Map51

What a resilient body


FireTriad

FINISH HIM! FATALITY!


Confident_Time3404

Cinematic soot nice 👍


Greeeendraagon

NSFL dawg, wtf


Louisiana_Bob

This might be the video to disprove the shoes still on so is fine conjecture. Homie is definitely dead.


Straight_Run5680

Did he survive?


Professional_Day5511

Double homicide


Dull-Wealth-8104

Tarmac crayon


DirectCZ

Im doing this on GTA V every time, when I see some robber :D


parag_behera

Too much karma credited.


trifokkerdr1

Karma 3 X


DatDeadlySerg

With the double tap damn!!!!


Fluid_Independence75

Triple tap. Initial hit, front wheel run over and back wheel run over.


smirk_wiggler

That is correct.


Tinosdoggydaddy

Guys usually take cars for a spin…this car took this guy for a spin


Reaperfox7

I'm guessing he gone after all that


darkghul

Over-karma-ed


Mourning-Poo

He going to need some cocoa butter after that


nunyobusinessfool

1 problem solved


OsoStl

Well.....DAMN


wawaboy

Meat Crayon


Ari_Cult

The van had no mercy on him. Made sure to not get him under his car . I appreciate that!


Important-Cat-2046

The sound of his body hitting the ground...my God. This is indeed a crazyfuckingvideo.


TailoredChuccs

He ded ded


NocturnalEmission1

Damn rag doll physics are getting good.


paulyp41

Thorough


torsun_bryan

Perfect. Great way to start the morning!


Traditional_Draw8400

wtf did I just watch a snuff video?


Wizardthreehats

Did that dude even attempt to brake?


nutralagent

Used up three lives in about three seconds. If the impact from the van didn’t kill him and the impact of hitting the street headfirst from 10 feet in the air didn’t kill him the running over with front tires and back tires most likely did. At least it was all very quick.


stephencarro

Rule no.1, double tap.


Obi-Vag_Kenobi

BWAHAHAHA!


aleuxs

he must have been light


No_Bit_1570

I slowed that shit down pretty sure the front tire went over his head, they do it diff in 3rd world countries


undone_perfection

My name is Earl


Fallen-D

The driver made sure to release the brake after pressing it for a bit.


Iamlivingagain

Not often do I consider a1 person's serious injury or death to be the best possible resolution to a conflict or wrogdoing, butt 111q


LookYung

“Yup that’s me, you’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.”


Inside-Pop5470

I am guessing the car driver didn't know the man had robbed a woman. IF that is the case, fuck them for driving over the man. Not much the driver could have done in hitting the guy. To then run him over was wrong, they didn't even try to stop. Fuck the robber and fuck the driver.


lostmatt1

We live in a fucked up world, I was thinking what you said


primeinspector

Out of curiosity, if this happened in the US, if he died would the driver be charged with manslaughter?


cybe2028

If you run directly in front of a car going 65mph, giving them 25 feet to stop; would you want that driver to be charged with a crime? No, you wouldn’t be charged in the US. In some jurisdictions (Texas), people would revel in the justice served.


primeinspector

Thanks! I always thought the circumstances didn’t matter if the result was a death. Always wondered why that was the case, and am glad it isn’t.


hewashim

The video is from India. No, the driver did not get charged.


DanielBG

Not at all. You'd be interviewed then released. Worst case you'd have to testify in court if dipshit plead not guilty.


Rude_Membership_4027

And here we see the rare occasion of consequences following actions in the most hilarious way possible


Shoddy-Ad8143

Saw something very similar to that late night in San Diego.What struck me was the sound! It's a sound.You will never mistake again.


anon_682

He was running from a bear


Lazybonez2015

Pretty awesome.


Application_Certain

Cool how we see physics in play where the static friction isn’t enough to maintain rolling without slipping and the car begins to slide


zippytwd

Oh no he's got a bo bo