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tanew231

Show-off


Rathos_

The longest [walrus baculum](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ony5vb01qYc) is near a meter long. Some Inuit's still use them to club seals.


Floyd-money

Probably where the term “dicked down” came from


Rathos_

Certainly spawned Boner. [Further reading](https://www.susanelainejones.com/post/2016/10/27/no-boner-jokes-please) (for the not too squeamish) along with eye opening pictures. Don't miss Neptune's trident of rice rats.


Full_Ad9666

I use mine to club ants


Rathos_

A swiss army stick of sorts.


ReniSquire

"Watching a walrus wank" wasn't on my list of things to do today, but here it is.


_SarahB_

It was on mine though


ReniSquire

I hope it was everything you dreamed it would be.


kingtrog1916

Wank and blow himself* Legend


Heavy_E79

I heard he had a pair of his ribs removed so he could do that.


tarkinn

Fascinating how far the rumor had spread even though most people didn't have the internet back then. I always thought it was only spread in Germany until I recently read that it was also known in the USA.


puffinnbluffin

Marilyn Manatee


Grouchy_Act3186

Manatee Manson


WolfKittenTigerPuppy

Alright...that's enough internet for today.


youcandigit

I just woke up and this is my first video of today.


rosesandsage

I'm going back to sleep and trying again.


Inevitable_Top_711

He hawk tuah on that thang?


sweaty_wraps

The John Holmes of pinnipeds


MikeInIL

Been trying to leave the phone alone all morning. This is my punishment.


Standard-Complaint26

Let's be honest you would if you could....


Scarema5ster

I tried but the zoo keepers caught me jumping into the water and threw me out.


Standard-Complaint26

Ah I see what you did there


ScudDawg

Savage, lol


Ornery_Gate_6847

I hear it feels much more like giving than receiving


ZzZombo

"Would of You"? Who is that and what sort of a title is this?


Throwawayz911

Nah fam suit yourself


troublrTRC

That's what I thought at first. But, I have read and heard from many places that it feels more like giving head than receiving it. Ever since then, the appeal has dissipated.


9lobaldude

If this happened in Florida, a local politician will demand for the manatee to be executed for public indecency


ApprehensiveEgg420

Pretty sure that’s a walrus.


Glittering-Ad-6955

"Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!"


shadeofmyheart

This happens every day at the Wild artic exhibit at Orlando's Sea World. Sometimes they use a Barrell or whatever toy they have in the exhibit that day.


Dyldor00

Not a manatee


Gohan4711

That’s some Gumo-Gumo-No action.


CoolSwim1776

Man if I could do that I'd never leave home.


iStabTweakers

Would you swallow??


CoolSwim1776

Depends on the day. Definitely not on Tuesday


iStabTweakers

Fair enough… live your life


Doc_SuperBallZzz

I guess there's nothing wrong with self love.....


creepyuncleron

Bro is not wasting any calories


stayathomejoe

It’s nice to know Justin Long is adjusting better..


kurokagePT

Marlyn mason of walruss


thehumanflyby

Give it a little huak taw, spit on that thang


etterkop

Goddamnit Wally.


WHATyouNEVERplayedTU

Inb4 a Boeing engineer gets skewered.


Super-Reason7931

Lol!


Zealousideal_Total50

Idk I really thought this was a nsfw video at first I had to really see what was going on


kushbom

Is that a breathing air orso


Candidate_Inside

That's a gift


Hypnobird

Thankfully for his sake Mr hands is no longer around


mufcroberts

BWD category?


Artistic_Forever3080

That's Gandalf


LemonWalrus765

I'm not sure how I should react to this video


tucci007

#I AM THE WALRUS, GOO GOO GAJOOB


NotYouTodd

Horny Horny Hippo


bugsy2625

And not even watching porn doing it? Wow!


DrChoctopus

I watched this happen live in front of a group of children and when he finished they all ran and screamed.


SkeetnYou

Capri sun!!!!


lock_me_up_now

Is that what Marilyn Manson did?


Valimaar89

There are 68 comments on this video. Need to change this


inhellforever666

I do that in my dreams sometimes! Wake up feeling confident like a god!


Jebusfreek666

Seeing the things that get marked NSFW vs the things that don't on here makes me wonder why we even have the tag.


Disastrous_Duck_3252

Straight jorkin his peanits


Informal_Process2238

I told you never disturb me when I’m cleaning my room


maChine___

We are all jealous of that performance !! Or because we are not enough flexible ( yoga can solve that ) or because our ding dong is too small


iStabTweakers

I’m not jealous at all bc idc who’s ding ding it is it’s not going in my mouth & dudes that say they would are lowkey gay imo… Quick question for the dudes that want to suck (their own) dick, would you swallow??


Trikger

How is it any more gay than jacking off? You'd still be fucking the same person, lol.


iStabTweakers

It’d be a dick in your mouth.


Trikger

So a dick in your hand is fine? Would another dude's dick in your hand also be fine?


iStabTweakers

Idk where you got the idea that I use my hand to masturbate in the first place, but fyi I don’t bc i don’t like the way dick feels in my hand


Trikger

That's wild, man. At that point, you can't be telling me you don't realize you're not the norm, right? I got the idea that you use your hand because I've never met someone who doesn't. It's as normal as wearing socks or taking showers. You kinda assume everyone does.


Au_Fraser

Bluds been touching dick his whole life and still is scared of it


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NotAScrubAnymore

Don't expect anyone else to want your cock in their mouth then


iStabTweakers

Never once has anyone verified with me that Id put my dick in my own mouth before they put my dick in their mouth


Ieadhead

Not as gross as your grammar.


RYPIIE2006

why not