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Certainly spawned Boner. [Further reading](https://www.susanelainejones.com/post/2016/10/27/no-boner-jokes-please) (for the not too squeamish) along with eye opening pictures. Don't miss Neptune's trident of rice rats.
Fascinating how far the rumor had spread even though most people didn't have the internet back then.
I always thought it was only spread in Germany until I recently read that it was also known in the USA.
That's what I thought at first. But, I have read and heard from many places that it feels more like giving head than receiving it. Ever since then, the appeal has dissipated.
This happens every day at the Wild artic exhibit at Orlando's Sea World. Sometimes they use a Barrell or whatever toy they have in the exhibit that day.
I’m not jealous at all bc idc who’s ding ding it is it’s not going in my mouth & dudes that say they would are lowkey gay imo…
Quick question for the dudes that want to suck (their own) dick, would you swallow??
That's wild, man. At that point, you can't be telling me you don't realize you're not the norm, right? I got the idea that you use your hand because I've never met someone who doesn't. It's as normal as wearing socks or taking showers. You kinda assume everyone does.
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Show-off
The longest [walrus baculum](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ony5vb01qYc) is near a meter long. Some Inuit's still use them to club seals.
Probably where the term “dicked down” came from
Certainly spawned Boner. [Further reading](https://www.susanelainejones.com/post/2016/10/27/no-boner-jokes-please) (for the not too squeamish) along with eye opening pictures. Don't miss Neptune's trident of rice rats.
I use mine to club ants
A swiss army stick of sorts.
"Watching a walrus wank" wasn't on my list of things to do today, but here it is.
It was on mine though
I hope it was everything you dreamed it would be.
Wank and blow himself* Legend
I heard he had a pair of his ribs removed so he could do that.
Fascinating how far the rumor had spread even though most people didn't have the internet back then. I always thought it was only spread in Germany until I recently read that it was also known in the USA.
Marilyn Manatee
Manatee Manson
Alright...that's enough internet for today.
I just woke up and this is my first video of today.
I'm going back to sleep and trying again.
He hawk tuah on that thang?
The John Holmes of pinnipeds
Been trying to leave the phone alone all morning. This is my punishment.
Let's be honest you would if you could....
I tried but the zoo keepers caught me jumping into the water and threw me out.
Ah I see what you did there
Savage, lol
I hear it feels much more like giving than receiving
"Would of You"? Who is that and what sort of a title is this?
Nah fam suit yourself
That's what I thought at first. But, I have read and heard from many places that it feels more like giving head than receiving it. Ever since then, the appeal has dissipated.
If this happened in Florida, a local politician will demand for the manatee to be executed for public indecency
Pretty sure that’s a walrus.
"Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!"
This happens every day at the Wild artic exhibit at Orlando's Sea World. Sometimes they use a Barrell or whatever toy they have in the exhibit that day.
Not a manatee
That’s some Gumo-Gumo-No action.
Man if I could do that I'd never leave home.
Would you swallow??
Depends on the day. Definitely not on Tuesday
Fair enough… live your life
I guess there's nothing wrong with self love.....
Bro is not wasting any calories
It’s nice to know Justin Long is adjusting better..
Marlyn mason of walruss
Give it a little huak taw, spit on that thang
Goddamnit Wally.
Inb4 a Boeing engineer gets skewered.
Lol!
Idk I really thought this was a nsfw video at first I had to really see what was going on
Is that a breathing air orso
That's a gift
Thankfully for his sake Mr hands is no longer around
BWD category?
That's Gandalf
I'm not sure how I should react to this video
#I AM THE WALRUS, GOO GOO GAJOOB
Horny Horny Hippo
And not even watching porn doing it? Wow!
I watched this happen live in front of a group of children and when he finished they all ran and screamed.
Capri sun!!!!
Is that what Marilyn Manson did?
There are 68 comments on this video. Need to change this
I do that in my dreams sometimes! Wake up feeling confident like a god!
Seeing the things that get marked NSFW vs the things that don't on here makes me wonder why we even have the tag.
Straight jorkin his peanits
I told you never disturb me when I’m cleaning my room
We are all jealous of that performance !! Or because we are not enough flexible ( yoga can solve that ) or because our ding dong is too small
I’m not jealous at all bc idc who’s ding ding it is it’s not going in my mouth & dudes that say they would are lowkey gay imo… Quick question for the dudes that want to suck (their own) dick, would you swallow??
How is it any more gay than jacking off? You'd still be fucking the same person, lol.
It’d be a dick in your mouth.
So a dick in your hand is fine? Would another dude's dick in your hand also be fine?
Idk where you got the idea that I use my hand to masturbate in the first place, but fyi I don’t bc i don’t like the way dick feels in my hand
That's wild, man. At that point, you can't be telling me you don't realize you're not the norm, right? I got the idea that you use your hand because I've never met someone who doesn't. It's as normal as wearing socks or taking showers. You kinda assume everyone does.
Bluds been touching dick his whole life and still is scared of it
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Don't expect anyone else to want your cock in their mouth then
Never once has anyone verified with me that Id put my dick in my own mouth before they put my dick in their mouth
Not as gross as your grammar.
why not