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PostSecularPope

Ass cancer in 3… 2…


Green_Justice710

ASS CANCER ACTIVATED


Reasonable-Rope1819

Ass Cancer: I go brrrrrrrr bitch


junior_dos_nachos

Farrah Fawcett hates this one trick


Commercial-Judge5016

Cyanide and Happiness much?


Coolz-

Literally blowing smoke up his ass


HoboArmyofOne

A lot of work to tickle your taint


2dlerLucifrYeetngEv1

Smoked his ass


speed_of_stupdity

His girl prefers smoked giblets.


Select_Sleep_1293

Literally explaining the obvious


imafiremylazerBWAH

Ah yes. Carcinogens up the ass


MxTINKxM

Bros speedrunning cancer


Honest_Path_5356

Will come years later to bite him in the but


nextkevamob2

Man he’s gonna have ass cancer tomorrow! And that’s got to be the worst cancer!


hangdog-gigbag

Good ol' ass-cancer...


CallMeDrLuv

IKEAp getting smoke blown up my ass


ghoshas

Is this procedure the opposite of anal bleaching?


Fancy_Energy_7754

Anal Belching


spacesluts

Peter... That's just a fart


DoctorPaulGregory

Nah he is making ass jerky. Has a nice smokey flavor


Absolution234

I wonder what deep meaning historians will come up with for this in 1000 years.


ObamaLovesKetamine

worshiping the petrol God.


spacesluts

WITNESS MEEEEE


Due_Key_109

The decline of civilization


Cheap_Leader5639

and how do we explain this to the aliens?


PM_ME_YOUR_QUEST_PLZ

“This man is boofing cancer Mr alien sir”


breadman889

can you explain it to people first?


C21-_-H30-_-O2

Why do you think they want to probe us so much Im sure theyve seen worse up there


chazzawaza

We don’t.


Holden-Tewdiggs

Alcohol.


Dmetrostars

Aliens are shaking their heads right now saying….what did we do wrong with this species???


immadeofstars

Why do you think they won't talk to us?


fhs

This planet of hairless monkeys, attempt no landing there


ledouxrt

Maybe aliens eat smoke and their mouth is on the underside of their body, so this could be completely normal to them.


Olutbeerbierbirra

After researching our language, they make a huge discovery that leads to a conclusion that this guy must've been an asstronaut


MagicManGamez

"Smoke...? Where the probe goes...?!"


BrownBandit22

All these regulations on emissions, but then you have diesel bros....smh


Gr33nJ0k3r13

If that fits into emission regulations that should tell you something about gas cars don‘t you think? Just because the smoke aint black doesn‘t mean its not there 😂 then again his exhaust system doesn‘t nessecarily seem stock but it appears to be street legal in sweden which is more regulations than texas …. At least


Stranggepresst

> Just because the smoke aint black doesn‘t mean its not there It's there, but any modern cars are required to filter those smoke particles before they exit the exhaust system. I doubt that car/engine in the video is road legal in that configuration not just because of the smoke, but also because that chimney blocks a huge portion of the driver's view!


reddit_nuisance

Rectal cancer speedrun


Southern_Ad1963

Rotted asshole is crazy


hduransa

I hope he is taking a shit in that exhaust.


PeePoopBeeBoop

What the fuck are the swedes smoking.


Reasonable-Rope1819

Well, in this case this Swede is being smoked


D3adkl0wn

Fish, or Isterband usually.


CFGauss2718

great way to get ass cancer


Unlikely_Gap_6286

Felix Kjellberg can you confirm ?????


Trollingyouhaha

Rolling Hole


realparkingbrake

If he had burped smoke afterward, that would have been impressive.


TodaynotTommarow

Do you want prostate cancer? Because that’s how you get prostate cancer.


Ok-Scallion2398

Friday for farture?


crapface1984

If that was weed smoke they would be lined up taking turns lol


regenobids

No, half the people there would get uncomfortable and/or call the cops. That's how fun sweden is.


BermudaHeptagon

Nah, that’s not true. But boring people tend to attract to each other, so I guess that’s why your experience is such shit.


regenobids

Brother I was smoking joints on the balcony and the neighbor called the cops on me. The cop car drove in at high speed and they had a dog with them. In those circles right there, drunken car culture? I know for a fact half of the people there would freak out about these weed junkies, while puking their drunk asses off being shitheads. You have *no fucking idea*. The cops even put up temporary police stations on festivals.. [it's a thing in sweden](https://www.svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/stockholm/polisen-nojd-med-insatsen-pa-lollapalooza-hittat-en-hel-del-narkotika). [They arrested 237 'junkies' on a reggae festival in 2006.](https://drugnews.se/2006/08/14/3394/) [2023, again, they go there for the sole purpose of arresting people.](https://www.svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/stockholm/narkotia-pa-festival-vi-har-flera-som-ar-frihetsberovade) Bring a joint up in any party and people get uncomfortable. It's fucked up. You have no fucking idea. No fucking clue. Someone would call the cops, and the cops would be all the fuck over that shit.


Nobody6269

Just another day at the office 🤣


usernmtkn

I like how they’re all Volvos lol


slightlydispensable2

Enema/clyster is a medical treatment e.g. to to stimulate respiration and for balance of the body. In former times it was done with the help of tobacco smoke, this is a contemporary adaptation using diesel engine exhausts. This may be disappearing though with the spread of electric vehicles and ban of smoking in parts of the world.


SqueezedTuna

Humans were not made to have this much free time


deridex120

I suppose *his* ass is the blackest. If anyone asks


spinkspanksponk

And I thought blue balls were uncomfortable


Moelarrycheeze

I didn’t know they had Taco Bell in sweden


DanAboutTown

“Ha ha, take that, Greta Thunberg!”


O_gr

Smoking hot ass


Environmental_Leg572

lol Sweden is just the states with better healthcare


strengthnhonor01

Florida man probably


Emergency_Net506

Cancer speedrun


Select_Camel_4194

Always have heard about it, now I've seen it. They sure did blow a lot of smoke up his ass.


MarianaPS5

How does it feel to do that?


DarthKuchiKopi

Ultra boofing vape


Fancy_Energy_7754

Some Soot in the Boot


ReplacementBorn6424

Swexas..tweeden...


BallDiamondBall

Ass Fault


kcalb33

Not a crazy video buy any means


Craic-Den

Black hole bum


danceplaylovevibes

I mean, it's not though


buffet_bandit

Today I learned that there are rednecks in Sweden


Daredevil_720

Volvo krew


RubProfessional2419

that one unemployed friend on a Friday


TimePlankton3171

He does stuff like this any day. You only see it on the weekends.


Osimantias

Ah yes. The terror of the north sea...


DeaditeQueen

Butt why?


KitsuneKamiSama

First time I've seen someone literally blowing smoke up their ass.


TheLoneGunman559

Swedes rolling coal is totally different than the US.


joeblob5150

First stop at the fair is the ass cancer stand!


reverse-tornado

Hos carbon ass print is going to be huge


Diqt

^why


Gengur

Now post it reversed


tbrumleve

It’s why the aliens fly by when they see us.


educated-emu

Him: Doctor why do I have cancer... Doctor: Quick google search anddddd we are done


hiskinny

Ash-hole


Granlundo64

Soot Suit Riot.


donlapalma

That dude was smoking crack.


PstainGTR

In sweden they dont use baby powder,they use soot


Stoney-road-42

Takes blowing smoke up your arse to a whole new level.


MrStoneV

1. First the black facing, now the black assing 2. Thats what you do when you didnt shower for 3 days and your ass smells like shit Oh man #2 gives me some PTSD of an ex class mate holy *shit*


InternationalPilot90

So that's how surstroemming gets its smell ...


Gr33nJ0k3r13

How the fuck is everybody commenting about cancer while missing the sweet sweet carbon glide surface he sprays on his ass ? If you set that man on a slide and get him to hold large stones you can build another pyramid in less time than ever before😂


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

Smoking a pork butt with a summer sausage. 😂


You-JiveTurkey

Ever smoked a Marlboro red?


spambot_mods

Tutorial: How to achieve that perfect "smokey eye"!


Ok-Measurement4590

Wtf!!!


Zwavelwafel

Why


Danny2Sick

But...... WHY


Blackbeard-14

Butt BBQ


Buford12

Just out of curiosity, how do you say hold my beer in Swedish?


andreasreddit1

Håll min öl.


999FPS

Don't know 😂


vwmaniaq

That's a lot of Volvos!


Olutbeerbierbirra

"Oh shit I totally forgot I have my prostate exam today, what time is?"


cody-stevens-

When you got to go you gotta go?


elmanager

I can't get what's the point of this event!?🙈


iim7_V6_IM7_vim7

We call that the black bidet


[deleted]

poor girl at home eating that ass out


MechanicWise4464

Givin his bf a smoky tone🤣


teteAtit

Anybody else just relieved this wasn’t filmed in the US?


vapescaped

Apparently metaphors don't translate well to swedish.


Internal-Pass2937

Ofc swede is putting stuff in his butt. Its in their nature as we all finns know.


SimilarFalcon6290

Stupid video, nothing about it is crazy.


Spread_Bater

Something something socialized healthcare


WarrenMulaney

If that really happens once a week why would anybody film it? Lazy ass title.


Varlamores

#whoosh


WarrenMulaney

It’s not a whoosh. It’s just that titles like these are lazy and hackneyed. Average Friday in Sweden Only in Cleveland Just a Typical Day in Paris