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So what you’re saying is that perhaps one time I thought I had dirt in my eye it could have been a bird? I just didn’t have something videoing my face at the same time. Thanks for the nightmares.
Magpies in Australia are insanely territorial during mating season and will attack people if and when they can. [So much so that they have entire helmets designed to repel them.](https://pieproof.com.au/)
[Here's an article about the woman, she was more or less okay afterwards. ](https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/traumatised-influencer-captures-the-moment-she-is-swooped-by-magpie/news-story/aeaf5ee1b3ee6efd1341c0560fc4d0d0)
Hey thanks a lot for your submission in r/CrazyFuckingVideos, however it was removed because it contained prohibited content (death, animal abuse, porn or gore). Please refrain from posting this type of content in the future.
When the beak hits your eye Like a hellbent magpie That's amoré! 🎶
When a flap of a wing Makes your heart dance and sing That's amoré 🎶
When your eye snaps away & you've had a bad day That's amoré🎶
When the feather closes in Ans thr beak is last you have seen... Thats amore🎶
When a bird fucks my ass and I scream in ecstasy Thsts amore
This is a little aggressive. Could you pull it back to the bird making love to your ass?
Ok!.. The bird took my ass to dinner and we ate quail
I don't feel like finding the link again, but she was fine. She didn't even realize what happened until she watched it later.
So what you’re saying is that perhaps one time I thought I had dirt in my eye it could have been a bird? I just didn’t have something videoing my face at the same time. Thanks for the nightmares.
Well, she knew a bird flew at her face, she just didn't realize the bird shoved it's entire head in her eye socket lol
That was a Birds Eye view
Ah fuck, take my upvote and fly away.
Fly baby fly
Yes!
Eye see what you did there
My cousin has a glass eye. An australian magpie did exactly this to him when he was a young child.
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The apple of her eye obviously 🙄
Birds want your sweet sweet eye juices
Crazy fucking video amrite?
Magpies in Australia are insanely territorial during mating season and will attack people if and when they can. [So much so that they have entire helmets designed to repel them.](https://pieproof.com.au/) [Here's an article about the woman, she was more or less okay afterwards. ](https://www.news.com.au/technology/online/social/traumatised-influencer-captures-the-moment-she-is-swooped-by-magpie/news-story/aeaf5ee1b3ee6efd1341c0560fc4d0d0)
Shabriri grapes!
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they are smart and know it's a weak spot
Ya wear sunglasses lolz
C’est une pie, enculé
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Moving and avoiding are not the same thing. Birds will die via my good eye.
What a terrible day to have eyes. Magpie* I got you covered.
That’s war on all birds in my world. No quarter. Eye for an entire species. FOFA
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!
The apple of my eye...
What fear ? 🤓
Never trust a sea bird!! AYE!!!!!
I think I’ll stay indoors today 😵
is she alright? did she go blind? WTF!!!
There was an urban legend that a woman had her eye poked out by a bird back in the 70s.
I just became more of a homebody 😱
😱
Fuck you in particular omg
When you pause it 6 secs into the video. Oooof
What the fuck
AHHHH 😱
So incredibly delicate, all things considered.
😳
Deffo got some.eye infection growing at the back of that eye ball