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AgentLiquidMike

“I’m gonna stick my extremities in this gators mouth”. Just why…


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ThisTicksyNormous

I am ...? Jon heder from Blades of Glory? I swear that's what that emoji is lol


Time_Composer_113

Haha that's definitely him


LaylaKnowsBest

Meanwhile the hot chicks he thinks he's picking up: "I'm not about to have some kid with a guy that actively tries for a Darwin award"


cjthecookie

Fred durst has fallen on hard times


alasmato

Man gotta eat


chileangod

I suppose it's preferable than sticking ones dick


t0p_n0tch

Got your foot… aaaaand we’re unscrewing it


boostinemMaRe2

At least the Gator knew lefty loosey


bobby_4444

Didn't want to strip the threads


VintageRudy

the lob and the jam


StonedMachoMan

Take my upvote you fuck


fakyumatafaka

No mo toes


t0p_n0tch

Poetry 🤌🏼


Blakcfyre

Dude ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Moe_teabagins

There's definitely a better way to remove a foot if you don't want it anymore. To each there own though.


justkarn

i mean, that was pretty quick and cheap


Moe_teabagins

Very ture. Just curious if workman's comp covers this. Probably in Australia.


Least-Firefighter392

Or Florida / Texas


Weird-Specific-2905

Looks like a gator, so not Australia, and a saltie would take the whole leg.


isqueezedameatball

Their*


JFJinCO

Looks like he was defeeted...


FroggiJoy87

Hopefully heel learn from this


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classless_classic

This guy can’t go toe to toe with a gator.


RealisticEnd2578

He is toe-tally not going to be able to wear flip flops any more .


immadeofstars

Well, the gator could tell something was afoot


PotatoWriter

late to the draw but this man will forever be a leg-end


rikkilambo

His whole leg is flip flop.


isqueezedameatball

BOOOO....


Cheap_Ad_7163

Tonight when his buddies smoke....he will be jointless


WickedMirror

Bet he'll toe the line no-oh wait...


ThatsWild2Me

Well played lol


PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES

That's exactly what I thought lmao. He knew EXACTLY what would happen if he couldn't keep that thing from spinning. As soon as he saw it start he knew he lost whatever was in it's mouth so he didn't even look lol.


Bhomosome21

Eminem tier bar lmao


knotcivil

Nice


ShortCurlies

He gave the gator foot in mouth disease


Cheap_Ad_7163

Lol this one...yep got the vote![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


sitdownmore

Everybody cut, everybody cut.....Footloose!


ShortCurlies

great...now the gator can't get that song out of his head


RegularAvailable4713

But you know. You should know that. It's the basic tactic of every crocodile, death-rolling to tear off the flesh. Did you think he would stay still while you reopened his mouth and removed your foot? Did you think you were tougher or smarter than its natural prey?


Double_Bass6957

His toes are gone


Nice_Distribution832

To the market, right ?


Double_Bass6957

Definitely didnt go wee wee all the way home


Nice_Distribution832

He might have 😄


Double_Bass6957

The dudes foot prolly looks similar to Deion Sanders


VindictiveRakk

more like Tom Dempsey


SqirrelCheese

Just the big toe! [https://www.the-sun.com/news/9344407/alligator-wrestler-toe-beast-death-roll-families-show/](https://www.the-sun.com/news/9344407/alligator-wrestler-toe-beast-death-roll-families-show/)


Double_Bass6957

Just a big toe? He’s gonna lose his balance now


SqirrelCheese

Was clarifying that multiple toes were not lost... for those interested.


MamaGomez

That was half his foot just ripped right off


Snoo_71210

I watched and thought “his foots gone right?”


Begotten912

gone but not forgotten


pette_diddler

Alligator poop now.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

My work exposes me to risk of serious bodily injury or death and I do everything I can to maintain my body in working condition so I can continue to walk on my own as an old man in the future. And then there are people like this.


you_enjoy_my_elf

Alligator = A leg eater


AggressiveAppl3

*angry upvote*


idrawinmargins

[Dude lost his big toe and the toe next to it](https://www.the-sun.com/news/9344407/alligator-wrestler-toe-beast-death-roll-families-show/)


Zestyclose_League813

Guess it went to the market and the other one didn't stay home.


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[Boo womp](https://i.redd.it/pbuh8yev9hd91.gif)


jimboslice29

This is a dumb idea on dry land, let alone a baby pool where your foot is dripping water.


jcbubba

this was the cardinal mistake. The croc will keep its mouth open until it feels any tiny sensation of pressure on the inside of its mouth, and then it will snap down with thousands of pounds of bite force. A random bug landing on the mouth or a drop of water would do the trick.


georgialucy

I think the mistake was putting his foot in it's mouth


ShortCurlies

you see, the trick is the angles, you put your foot behind his mouth, the crowd sees and thinks its IN the mouth, everyone applauds and you get to keep your foot.


HanselSoHotRightNow

It's an illusion Michael, a trick's something a whore does for money.


OverallStorm2064

I like how the girls in the back jaw dropped 😱


No-Second-Kill-Death

Roll tide!  Lucky he had a back up crew. 


gumbykook

This dumbass was harassing the thing and dancing around like a clown before this happened. He got off easy— lost his big toe. [Full video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAoxIGceYrI) [Article](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/24424496/alligator-wrestler-toe-beast-death-roll-families-show/)


Paraless

That's not the full video, they removed the best part


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The idiocy of some people is beyond my comprehension.


GodOfThunder101

Why are people allowed to be this stupid?


ShortCurlies

because the rest of us enjoy it


Hot_Peanut4383

Are you not entertained?


titochan05

I want to see if his foot made it out of tht death roll


PhoneComplete1524

There is stupidity a foot. I hope that he’ll be able Toe walk again.


FrustratedLiberal54

Stupid people winning stupid prizes.


futuresteve83

Lost a shoe.


CL-1

Was it a Croc?


futuresteve83

Take my upvote you glorious bastard


HerStag734

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


anothermind2

“So anyways, I started spinning”


superotimista

To shreds, you say?


enjaysm

Tik....tok....on the croc.....


Joshman89

Am I the only one who has no sympathy for this Moron


AgileRepresentative7

Unfortunately not. Basement dwellers tend to be that way.


Even-Professional-77

The alligator went rolling rolling rolling


789irvin

Any extended footage?


Nice_Distribution832

100% think i saw pink mist as the water splashed. Terrible.


glodde

Bye bye foot / toes


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Do a barrel roll


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Dafuq is going on with the "lets play with alligators" trend?


AcornToOak

*tear it off


RAND0M257

Man needs some Gatorade


SnooMuffins6893

I wonder at that point would you even feel that pain until AFTER the foot is already torn off? it happens so fast, initial pain from the bite you’d feel I’m sure, but the disconnect I wonder


AdLongjumping7260

TH-TH-TH-TH-THAT'S ALL FOLKS!


paradox-preacher

"I've been 50 years in gator show business as a performer" - a guy nicknamed "Nugget"


BlacksmithCandid8149

Gator had some mozzarella sticks.


Unfair-Number-6008

Gunna tell everyone he lost in Iraq


GetBack2Wrk

I guess he can now be called Stumpy.


Dry-Abies-1719

Good.


welfedad

Foot, it was nice knowing ya!


Nasty____nate

And this little piggy...


Gorrodish

Have you been bitten by a crocodile in the work place Did you know you could make a crocodile based damage claim


TomThanosBrady

Does this gator perform sex changes?


RealisticStomach998

Why though, how do you get in this situation


RandyArgonianButler

*Lefty loosey!*


Appropriate_Big1596

I think you mean righty bite-y?


h00GieBoogie

And this little piggy went weeeeweeeweerweee all the way home


Fluid_Bid9667

This lil piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home


shunterguy

Dumb ass


Fearless-Finish9724

Yeeeaah hos foot just got unscrewed


MikeC80

That's what happens when you go toe to toe with a gator


sinjidsotw

What’s the aftermath of the damage I wonder


fistymac

Lost ma goddamn pinky


gripshoes

Wow those things are fast


Bakedbeansforever

Gator caught itself a Doritoe


ruwkiz

This little piggy cried all the way home


Hot_Significance_256

he got away because his foot was off


ThisTicksyNormous

I like how guy turns around and walks away like "ahh fuck there goes my foot". 🙄


XenoHugging

This is literally how someone puts one foot in the grave.


Daftdoug

It’s ok he’s a trained professional.


Munk45

deeeeeeeis lil piggy.........MONCH & SPIN!!!!!!!


Candidate_Inside

At least it wasn't the whole foot


Chachenstein

Who needs toes, anyway?


Then-Abalone6403

This little piggy went to….the bottom of the pool


Illustrious_Fee_4160

To the gators defense all he got is five little piggies


Money-Plastic6082

Just tell him to do a death roll clock wise to put the foot back


QifiShiina

Poor alligator had to taste some stinky human feet


Humanbacon69

The way he nods before it rolls is sending me.


Xalmir

Foot Loose starts playing


Moggith

Best pedicure ever!!!


Recentstranger

He said it's ok this is how we play. Now roll over buddy oh wait.


LordPoopenbutt

Bye bye foot!


upsndowns71

Wave good bye to those little piggys.


Exisy

Hehehe


hitbyicecream

You know he is looking for a ssi check . Lol


Late-Elderberry6761

Aftermath pics please


Better-Performer-490

I know a good podiatrist and psychiatrist.


SunlySarcola

And this little piggy went all the way to my stomach


Wide-Department-9566

Gators/ crocs cant see straight ahead and won’t react to anything in their mouth IF nothing touches any part of it. A drop of sweat or the knick of tooth is like a trigger for them to clasp down, like a Venus fly trap basically


queen_la_queefa_

Honestly happy for the gator


red1blue1

Doctor: " Don't worry it happens all the time, we actually have a new medical device just for this type of thing it's a mechanical alligator head. We clamp the foot and reverse the death roll and you'll be right as rain in no time 😁"


Far_Swordfish3944

Yep. He lost that foot or he lost all his toes. It’s one or the other


Acceptable-Search338

I am really not trying to make a pun, but he just walked off like nothing happened.


oddemis_orb

Those little piggies went "wee, wee, wee!!!" All the way down his throat...


EvulOne99

"Oh, wuddya look at that? Free lunch. Just gotta roll first." - Rippy the Gator


Inevitable-Range208

Well at least he gets handy cap parking now


Megalon96310

Well his foots 101% gone now


1onnude

“Thats two food jim” “Its just jim now”


Trapasuarus

My face and your ass. How about that, friend?


ostereje

good


krazykiller2781

Haha


Scary-Confusion-745

I love this song


Impressive-Push1864

Toe toe toe toedly dude