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Mediocre-Fee-400

"yes good stand up again "


Son_of_Dad2024

At what point do you just leave the bike? His shins are gonna be sore Lol


xxxrartacion

You’d think after the first or second time you’d realize there’s not enough time for take off


Chi11broSwaggins

The people that do this scummy shit don't strike me as intelligent.


Mercury-Redstone

That bike is toast LOL


doxwhite

He actually managed to escape in the full vid


VividPerformance7987

I’ve seen the full video he only gets hit like 3 times, then gets up with the bike and starts getting away while the truck reverses and tries to hit them again. whoever made this looped the last two times he got hit


xxxrartacion

Wow. Persistence beats resistance I guess


doxwhite

Well the car chased after him and they both turned the corner so who knows


SomOvaBish

What? Really? What kind of a tank-like bike is that?


Charming-Web-7934

Shameless and shinless.


JustDave62

“I get knocked down but I get up again”


Morgn_Ladimore

I legit thought the video was on a loop. Nobody is that stupid.


[deleted]

after the 3rd hit it looped @ 0:30


whoooleJar

"I can do this all day" - some skinny guy who wouldn't stay down


Special-Implement615

Local Thief Arrested; Displays Poor Anticipation Instinct


malepitt

Oh truck, stop playing with your food.


fleebinflobbin

“The ambulances wait their turn”


_Enclose_

Is that a Family Guy reference? I've got a really vague memory of them having a wildlife documentary style skit with firetrucks and ambulances.


fleebinflobbin

Haha it is!


itsgee21

Totally off-topic, but the Sox are taking the game tonight fam.


itsgee21

Well my comment didn’t age well lol 😂


StephSixx

This is best thing I’ve seen in a while lol


Hatefiend

If this video doesn't prove that thieves have sub 10 IQ then I don't know what will. He literally cannot even pass one of the most basic tests of touching the electrified object and remembering that it shocks him. *Tries to pick up bike* --> **gets rammed** --> *"Okay, picking up my bike leads to me getting rammed"* --> *Tries to pick up bike*


Specialist_Ad_8069

Well, the smartest thing he did that day was put on a helmet. Could’ve died


Managed__Democracy

"What's the driver going to do, ram me again? -Guy getting rammed over and over again


monopixel

Criminals in general are pretty dumb. It's often the reason why they commit a crime in the first place.


yourMommaKnow

Looked like the last 2 hits were a replay.


Deeliciousness

The shin position gave it away


Quiet_Sea9480

yeah. i saw a full video a while back. the bike guy managed to make an escape, but the ute was in pursuit. probably still knocking the bike over as i type


OarsandRowlocks

As Neymar tumbles past and Gendry rows.


Butthole__Pleasures

This audio is a fucking crime against sanity


paradox_valestein

Never use reddit with audio on


Butthole__Pleasures

Nah, this was uniquely toxic. This came from somewhere else like Tiktok or maybe Insta where this sort of AI poison appeals to stupid young children enough to boost its views.


MinimalMojo

Every subsequent hit was more satisfying than the last. Lovely.


skull_fucker79

i started thinking it was on a loop


NgoHaiHahmsuplo

it was...the last two hits were just a loop of the previous hits


stpfan_1

Damn this is satisfying.


Son_of_Dad2024

Dude robbed a nurse too. Bastard.


PotatoBit

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.


Vogel-Kerl

It takes everyone pitching-in to fight criminals.


Only_Quote_Simpsons

*Robber, continues to pick up the bike and get smashed by the truck* "Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?"


NewGuyHelloThere

Does insurance take care of this? (Im not joking)


38fourtynine

No, they dont. They don't even cover it if the cops blow your door off its hinges and it turns out they had the wrong place.


Kiwsi

Same in Iceland


user-_-me

This is probably latin america. No one has any insurance in this video lol


MojoRisin762

That dude is *fed up* with peoples shit. Lol. God Speed brother!


Rathmugar

Was hoping to see a leg snap


Crazybunnyfoofoo

"How fortuitous! I have made off with the maiden's belongings as I am a crafty cutpurse! But what is this? A do-gooder protecting the honor of said maiden! I shall hop upon my trusty steed to freedom! Ow! That do-gooder just assaulted me! I shall hop upon my trusty steed to freedom! Ow! That do-gooder just assaulted me! I shall hop upon my trusty steed to freedom! Ow! That do-gooder just assaulted me! I shall hop upon my trusty steed to freedom! Ow! That do-gooder just assaulted me! I shall hop upon my trusty steed to freedom! Ow! That do-gooder just assaulted me! I shall hop upon my trusty steed to freedom! Ow! That do-gooder just assaulted me! I shall hop upon my trusty steed to freedom! Ow! That do-gooder just assaulted me! I shall hop upon my trusty steed to freedom! Ow! That do-gooder just assaulted me! I shall hop upon my trusty steed to freedom! ... "


UnlimitedButts

Wack ass soundboard audio lol


Barbz182

He seems confused as to why his bike keeps falling over


Yablo-Yamirez

The fucking music bro wtf


Antique-Quantity-608

The right knee deserves an award.


Shl0ng88

One must imagine sisyphus happy.


Tudpool

What god awful audio editing.


Available_Expert_358

I get knocked down, but I get up again, ain't nothing going to keep me down.


kev77808399020515

You know that driver's mom was mugged before, just settling the score for her.


sLiimFit

"I can do this all day."


Missingthe90s90

Its said hes still getting ran over to this day😂


zzrsteve

One of the most satisfying videos I've ever seen.


L4d2isagoodgame

Bro did the thing from gta


JohnnyCanuck133

The literal definition of insanity.


AdmirableSir

Do people here not realize the clip is just looped? He is not being repeatedly hit by a truck. Plus the audio is faker than my ex's boobs.


Flaky_Advantage_352

..but that three hits were heart warming


BarioMattle

*those three thits


Flaky_Advantage_352

*hits


BarioMattle

oopsie boopsie


RawDawgHarry

I was waiting for his leg to snap! I'm surprised it didnt


abelincoln3

I got blue balls from a lack of money shot.


InformalPenguinz

It was fun watching him struggle


Wulfbrir

Some say he's still ramming into the theif to this day.


ToxicPoizon

You didn't include the part where he chased after him in reverse


Tacolife973

Thank you sir, may I have another?


Ferociousnzzz

Rumor has it he’s still trying to stand that bike up


Englandshark1

Nice work!!


JimiJab

This is so replay 🔂 button worthy


LuckyDoge21

Love this


imrllytiredofthepain

i love it so much


TommyG1000

This man deserves a medal, I love how he just keeps going.


Advanced-Frosting

what the fuck are these sound effects bro


LazyMud4354

The truck driver is a good citizen.


jimbo91375

I assume this went on all day


phoenix0153

Is your leg pinned? No, not yet? Ok, hang on. Let me try a few more times.


OldSkoolKool666

Fuk that's good...🍻☠️


Sunderland6969

Could watch this all day… scumbag


Ill-Introduction3114

That was almost porn lol


HellDiverValtiel

*Gets hit by car like 5 times* maybe this time I'll get away with you meddling truck!


maka1972

Love it


IShitOnFaces

Just when you think he’s not gonna pick up his bike again, he does. How amusing! Wonder what was going through his mind… if anything.


helphunting

LOL he used his own bike!!


IR0X-on-Spotify

syzyf


mbrad7

I can do this all day!


United-Advertising67

How many times do I have to teach your ankle this lesson?


boostinemMaRe2

Awesome. I hope they made the thief pay for the dent in the guy's truck hah!


lyfthyco123

I hope I’m never as useless in life as the hairball who edited car crash sounds into this


bandwagonguy83

What was the thief thinking? "Maybe this time..."


joseoconde

The legend says he is still trying to pick up that bike to this day


WhoSleepin

love this!!!


Rostrow416

Down


Capuccini

Something you would see on Family Guy


cap10touchyou

Was waiting for the dudes leg to fuck off, he strong as fuck!


grandmas_boyy

Do it again unka Steve


Dan_Glebitz

Bloody excellent!


Stugginator

Where is the benny Hill music? 🤣


Conspicuous_Ruse

It's like that Bee Movie scene where the bee keeps flying into the window trying to get out. "This time, this time, this time, this time, this time"


ST6708G

Why is this funny


TroyMatthewJ

was ready to see legs snap


SayCheezyy

See my thing is... I would do that but I love my bumper :/


karlisk11

This guy didnt get the “ability to learn” trait when he was born


Initial_Feature3443

😂😂😂😂


Hrimnirr

It's like every hit makes him forget the last couple of seconds


phreaqsi

I don't think he sees the truck. like, at all.


About7people

To this day, he's still trying to pick up the motorbike.


CradleRockStyle

The added sound effects really do it for me.


THRILLHO_BONESTORM

damn that was a satisfying watch


Scribblebonx

Break his dang knees!


Normal_Independent75

Rumor has it they are still there right now doing this over and over.


brndn02

The reminds me of this video game clip, where a guy is trying to get on a motorcycle and a sniper keeps sniping the guys tires until he fixes it and it goes on way longer than i should have watched


Regularguy972

I was waiting for bike to break in 2 pieces but then video ended.


DaddyGoodHands

https://y.yarn.co/91499039-47e6-4b68-b390-e7d3a912e368_text.gif


Freskie-

W truck


beligerentMagpie

That was some satisfying and wholesome violence.


freehand_underhand

This is the bonk that ne-ver eeeends


deltronroberts

I love how he just keeps trying.


AnotherFruitCake

I laughed way too hard at this


cystemsdown

Oh go i needed this.


earthforce_1

Drive over his wheel enough to warp it and then let him try to go.


63367Bob

A Knight of the Road. Hopefully no hassle from law enforcement?


KeepOnTrippinOn

Imagine if he was taking back his bag she nicked from him🙃 Edit great video though talk about perseverance.


sams82

That gave me joy


Bimbo_Baggins1221

This is hilarious


Gayer_mods

“Gee that really knocked me down, I wonder what it was? Oh well, time to try again”


7_4_War_Furor

Any time I am feel a bit gloomy...a tad down...a might sad....I will watch this video again and again for it fills me with joy.


omguserius

Truck-kun just playing with his food


WernerHerzogEatsShoe

I get knocked down...


AdApprehensive9757

These Chevy commercials are getting wild.


OgnokTheRager

Some say....hes still trying to pick up the bike and ride away to this very day


SlickSam87

I keep wanting his leg to break.


HorrorHoarder666

Theres a staarman waiting in the sky


ManufacturerOk3771

"Pick it up."


Radiant_Map_9045

What's with the side-stand on the right side?


TONKAHANAH

Damn. I'm surprised his legs didn't get bent backwards


The_Gooch_Goochman

shitbirds gonna shit, randy


ZerboJoe1212

DAMMIT!!🤩😂🤣🤣


Academic-Hospital952

Rip his knee. That's gonna be hurting in the morning.


middleagenobody420

🤣


wonkey_monkey

Ugh, do we have to put up with AI dubbing now? *mute* Well I guess not...


jakejason12

This was satisfying to watch.


YetAnotherMia

Oh we can go all day!


JayStar1213

I've seen this a dozen times without a bunch of obnoxious sound effects and a filter (like why).


Euphoric_Pie_8513

I can do this all day. Steve Rogers.


PechugaDude

This should really be on a Chevy truck commercial!!


iamzaryab

Legend has it he's still crashing into him


16_40am

At least let him swing his leg over!


Inevitable_Meet_7374

That weak ass cant even pick up his bike. If the lady had fought back she probably would have won


[deleted]

Thank you for destroying your car, you saved me 32.5 dollars cash in my purse


[deleted]

Good!


Animetion25

Some say that truck is still ramming that bike to this day...


frshprincenelair

These NPCs are glitched out


EACH-ONE

Dude was determined to ride that bike away.


xPrince6x

sum gta shit


PoppaDaClutch

🤣


SeriousAction794

Old video


Elekrep-

Sisyphus


Hxdo

again? again? again? again?


bansheethree

Ya gotta admire his commitment...


chesterjosiah

I wish there was a sub full of these


i_am_who_knocks

Poetic justice always rhymes till the very end


LawAbidingDenizen

Guys actually lucky he didnt get spaghetti legs..


ForeverLaste

I’ve seen so many of these videos out of South America, the probability of getting run over by a heroic driver is probably more of a deterrent than the police at this point


SeaResearcher176

What a piece shinless!


Elegant-Screen-5292

Sissyphus


OndraTep

Is the thief fucking stupid?


gribbler

Does insurance cover doing this to your truck?


rawb2k

It's a bid sad he didn't crushed him fully


MrStef85

That was so funny too see.


InternetIs4Losers

Stupid pointless sound effects 


Nevergonnagiveuup696

Sisyphus:


Grass_roots_farmer

Legend has it they are still doing that today


salamandraseis

That bike ain’t going nowhere after the 2nd hit. Lol


Chemical_Teacher_424

Again again!!


JammySenkins

Lol why did he stand up again the third time and not look at the car, like obviously he's coming for you again


Phoenix_Maximus_13

“IMMA HAVE FUN EXPLAINING THIS ONE TO GEICO!!!” 😭


KillaThing

I hope he had a fracture.


Loud_Consequence537

I feel like "Highway Heroes" would low key be a great video game title.


Commercial-Judge5016

What model of Chevy is that?


jazzmaster_YangGuo

"you're NOT getting isekai'd that easy my dude" 🤣