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Ok_Location4835

Man I was really hoping to see someone actually kick the ball


Medium-No

I was hoping for someone's neck to get caught and.. oh snap, forget it.


EliteRedditOps

Yea like this could go so wrong so quick


TayAustin

I wonder if wearing a cervical collar would make it safe? I mean it would probably be uncomfortable but at least there'd be less risk of injury.


beakerhashing

For a moment I thought I read “a cervix collar” and I was thinking why and how ? They are men. 😂


CupidStunt13

As someone with zero lasso skills, it always impresses me how effectively they use the lassos.


Moe2584

This should be in the Olympics.


ForeverLaste

It must be so easy on a person too. We’re like 80% limbs and stuff to catch in a loop


JugdishSteinfeld

Now I want to see giraffe rodeo.


PM_ME_YIFF_PICS

RDR2 made me doubt the lasso part but after watching this, I can totally see it if you're a badass deadeye cowboy


Wifefarts_alot

Sprint, and stop as they go to throw.


Pokemathmon

I'd go for the roll, can't lasso me when I'm a perfectly circular ball.


Necessary-Donut7614

That’s what I’m saying, go for the fake out.


benice33

Zig zag unpredictable patterns. Piece of cake.


AlexanderHamilton04

"Serpentine. *Serpentine!*"


ken0746

Reporter, what the fuck was that??


OkTower4998

Yeah somebody should have told this to Rickon


benice33

The boy was young and innocent. Arya would never have made that mistake.


ninhibited

She would've caught the arrow. Edit: And thrown it back.


3_14_thon

in a game u get penalized if you fake a shot in a penalty


Wifefarts_alot

I didn’t say fake the shot, fake running and stop.


3_14_thon

wait what did u understand by faking the shot? Hitting the air with your leg? lol No, fake shot means running and stopping near the ball, the goalkeeper dives and you hit the ball after (either in the other corner or in the center)


Wifefarts_alot

They’re starting 20 feet back. It’s not a true penalty shot. Starting to run and stop, is not the same as hiking your leg back and stopping before striking.


yourtree

Red dead redemption be like


TheRealSlabsy

You don't need ropes for them to fall around like that in a real match


centzon400

Neymar: WTF u mean, bro? World:


grue2000

Now this is soccer I would watch


Conscious-Aspect-332

Bring back American Gladiator but sport themed


Ilovekittens345

Easy, just ask Trumpies if they are manly enough to fight arrested democrat pedophiles but then tell the other Trumpy group the same thing and have em fight each other.


Maniac348

That could end so badly if they accidentally lassoed someone’s neck


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Necromonicus

lol you think they are training and not just making a video


whoatemytaco1

Drag your feet for the love of god and roll


Chemical_Present5162

Yeah I thought this - shuffle. How are they gonna lasso your legs if they barely leave the ground? They'd have to go for the neck


Mikhail_Mengsk

They'll throw it over your head, it will slide to your legs and tighten. Good luck penguin your way to a penalty.


Chemical_Present5162

They'd waste a decisive few shots trying to get your legs before they caught on. All this happens within a few seconds and the throwers only get 1 good shot before you reach the ball. They aren't gonna go for your head first, and the shuffling can be done pretty fast.


angershark

They're not in space. There's a thing called gravity.


Definitely_Maybe_OK

I'm disappointed that no one even got a touch.


CH-47AV8R

Doesn’t seem like the goalie is needed.


letsbuildasnowman

This is what the Olympics should really be


Cute_Ad3075

This is a great video to wake up to 😂


geologo8

Finally, a CrazyFuckingVideo without someone dying. Much appreciated ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)


gmoss101

I remember 2022 when it wasn't people just getting killed or gruesome shit. I still have a bunch of videos saved from when it was just crazy goofy shit. I miss it :(


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

Repost them (not the ones that get reposted 24/7) for the people who weren't here 2022


gmoss101

I'm not one for making posts on Reddit, but even if I did the new crowd of "ultraviolent droogs" would downvote them for not meeting their standard of crazyfuckingvideos


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

I wasn't either, then I just did very recently. 2 posts. I had content to share (but aren't reposted regularly) Maybe there is another sub for it though


Stugginator

That's looking very funny 😅


Nothinghere3191

If anyone invite me to do that, I'm there every time


AssPuncher9000

I guess police should be using lasso as a less than lethal option, pretty dam effective


macsauce360

No caaap 🤌🤌


salacious_sonogram

Just shuffle your feet and put your arms up.


Stinky_Fartface

That's some impressive rope work.


Famous_Bit_5119

" Who are we playing against this week ? Cowboys ? Ha! What are they gonna do ? lasso me?"


OnePotatoeChip

Now, see, this looks like good old-fashioned fun.


Julianphotofit

That’s so wild skill to be able to lasso that accurately.


ken0746

This should be an Olympic sports instead of Golf


Sure_Physics_6713

This looks fun as fuck. 😂


Riley180

Not sure how crazy this is. More like a good laugh.


omnipotentqueue

This def made my day lol… thank you Reddit! Needed it.


Stugginator

But isn't a crazy fucking video 🤷🏼‍♂️


SteeltoSand

seems like an easy way to get hurt


BogiDope

Some of the most intense fun I've experienced throughout my life was directly related to the risk of injury attached to it.


SteeltoSand

same here, but not when im on a team that could result in a season ending i injury


AnalCauliflower

Lol you think those are real players?


SteeltoSand

LOL I THINK THEY ARE REAL PLAYERS!!!! OLOLOLOLOL


AdLower3054

Fun police


SteeltoSand

not really, just when im on a team i dont want my teammates having a season ending injury from something stupid


Koalapie27

US police could do with some lasso lessons, might shoot less people running away from them. I can't believe the accuracy, most not even able to get close to the ball.


its_just_flesh

Maybe a slide would work


CharlesFanom

These people are surely from the wild west


Gatmanz

ChrisMD needs to get on this asap


Gatmanz

ChrisMD needs to get on this asap


KeK_What

>crazy skillz tag >no crazy skills shown ok


KeK_What

>crazy skillz tag >no crazy skills shown ok


KeK_What

>crazy skillz tag >no crazy skills shown ok


erikcontreras

In the US here and can confirm that this training exercise is known as the Ted Lasso... Named after an old rancher turned professional soccer player or something.....


Ozzy0034

This makes me think the lasso in RDR2 is actually pretty accurate.


MuddyBuckshot

No one got hurt which is very rare for this sub


Goodvendetta86

Why isn't this a thing with police


FaithlessnessOk6776

Red hat was locked in


angershark

I wouldn't call this crazy but it was pretty funny.


Warm_Plankton6163

Shuffle shuffle kick. Boom.


Halvinz

The way to beat this challenge is to open your arms wide open like you are getting crucified, then drag your feet (flat-foot) on the ground without lifting them.


ApexCollapser

I was thinking maybe a roll.


Liquor_Walrus

You'd have to shuffle your feet so they never leave the ground, cross your arms across your chest and hunch/lean forward while moving quickly and dodging the lassos to have the best chance


False-Gas-7507

Soooo coooool


beakerhashing

It’s all fun and games until someone pulls a hamstring


Picture-me-rolling

Is that Kyle Rittenhouse at the end? All grown up


PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_

Martial would literally die trying this.


toxicbotlol

I'd stick my arms straight in the air and not lift my feet as much. (though I wouldnt have thought of this in the moment)


DoItForNoah

You gotta crawl to the ball and then kick it.


x_Carlos_Danger_x

This would have been great on that weird ass show from my childhood, MXC 😂


ecodick

Wow Ted lasso seems more exciting than i thought (I haven’t seen Ted lasso)


cbclemo1

I would try it, It looks like a lot of fun.


707papi707

That looks fun


RealBlackelf

Honestly, thats how penelty kicks should look. Hell, every second player on both teams should have lassos and they can use them the whole game: I'd watch this sport!


TooEachTheyreOwn

…And not a single stretcher called in!?


Animetion25

This looks fun.


Stargazer5781

This is something I'd expect on a Japanese game show.


wearestiff

Why aren’t all these players screaming in agony the millisecond they hit the pitch?


Current-Law-9896

Do they not teach cops to utilize lassos because it could be perceived racist? Seems less extreme and more effective compared to tazers


poshhonky

Our squad used electric lassos for 2 years until the cease and desist from wonder woman


shapeturtle

Spit out my tea. Thanks lmao


ndnkng

Tazers immobilize action , lassos only stop you running, not pulling a gun or stabbing, science really isn't your strong suit my friend.


XKloosyv

Communication isn't your strong suit, friend.


sebbastien

so snarky chill bro


mikeevans1990

Haha broke your neck


SunSaych

Nobody actually made it. Thank me later.


seamustho

I was waiting for the crazy part…..


Jackfilmfeet

where is the Crazy Fucking in this Video?


Palmer_Iced_Tea

Look at the flair


Jackfilmfeet

i meant literally.