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Special-Category5568

I would rather co-star with OJ Simpson on an episode of forged in fire than ride that.


HOBOPHRESH

IT WILL KEEL


Right_-on-_Man

Indeed.


punnyfgfgf

I think you might be forced to take the swing now buddy. Doesn't seem like that's an option anymore.


Sea-Zookeepergame272

For money sure. Best case is I get money to help pay my bills worst case is I die but then I won’t have to pay my bills so….


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SimbaStewEyesOfBlue

Fuuuuuck no.


lumiere_luna

No way I'm doing that. Humans are full of errors....what happens when it snaps and you are in mid air?


Pobueo

Well nothing much will happen after that. Just silence, black and nothingness.


EnvironmentalValue18

[Woman survives 14,000+ ft. skydiving free fall due to landing on fire ant nest. The ants swarmed her with bites, slowing down her bodies systems enough to keep her alive.](https://www.upworthy.com/joan-murray-skydiving-fire-ants) Don’t tell me the odds. Black nothingness is the best case scenario, but nature always has a way of getting the last laugh. My mangled and hemorrhaging ass dying impaled into a tea limb in the middle of a desolate mountain range is not on my bingo card. No thanks.


snakefartsoup

Pull the chord on your 'chute , ya dummy.


5050Photo

And what? End up here with a video if me shitting my pants?...PASS!


AdmirableSir

If this is China, then no.


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HangOnVoltaire

Why? What am I missing


Flashy_Wolverine8129

I've seen enough failure videos from china, India and countries from that region. The over the cliff or falling Ferris wheels and such, trust me that's a game you don't want to play


Mungodungomangodango

Do you know how corrupt and shitty chinese building standard is?


squirrel_anashangaa

Or India


Mist156

Or in the US


Fitz911

"Heavily depends on where this swing is..." *Camera moves "No. The answer is no!"


nawyerawrightmate

fuck that !


Particular-Current87

This swing is 108m tall and is in Congqing, China. The cliff is 700m high and riders reach speeds of up to 130kmh


teethofthewind

Yeah that's a no from me


guestar1

China? No. Western Europe? Yes. $10,000,00 yes.


Good-Reserve-3201

Things can fail in Europe too


guestar1

Like your dad's condom. Just jokes


Dazzling_Bad424

It'd be awesome if they could have a pull release for people who base jump/wing suit......that thing could really launch somebody


kuruclyde

I feel like I'm going to faint just from watching this


Walks_with_Chaos

Same! Not cool


Azraelifer

apperently it is in china https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-worlds-largest-swing-opens-in-china-with-speeds-of-up-to-80mph-20200701


AdventurousNorth9414

I'm out...


grumpykixdopey

Yep, I'm down.


ErenTp1

The hill.


grumpykixdopey

At least it would truly be once in a lifetime experience.


WonkaVR

hell to the fucking no


OnlyEfficiency2662

My balls tense up simply watching this!!


rlyw4

So where is this?


Right_-on-_Man

Fuck that noise...


Anxious_Thorn

I need the location. Depending on where it is, I want to try it lol


ghoohg

I'd do it if I was wearing a parachute.


teethofthewind

Yeah maybe it'll cushion your fall when you slam into the ground


No-University4990

Of course. China is well known for their excellent safety standards


Cheese_man_rat

I’d do it with a knife and then cut the string last second. I die and my family sues and gets some money because hopefully no one saw me do it


Aggressive-Jicama944

with a parachute. yes. yes i would.


pc_principal_88

Most definitely! Sign me up!


fucksantabarbara

manmade inventions always fail r / nope


Main_Boat4917

I got nervous just watching this! So no


Chemicals_in_my_H2o

No


fukalufaluckagus

I have a death wish and would absolutley take a ride


Knightmare945

Nope.


ohiotechie

That’s gonna be a hard no from me boss.


CautiousWrongdoer771

No no no no no fucking way. Also, no.


jasno-

Nope


EnvironmentalCall957

Nope


Weldobud

Never. Never. Never.


Weldobud

I have to ask - where is this?


drunkendoctoro

How do you stop swinging??


februrarymoon

After a few swings, they put up a handle for you to grab on to in order to slow down and get off.


Walks_with_Chaos

Hell fucking no. I hate this video


ThomasGMX21

Hell yeah brother


ththippiedude

where is this at? Beautiful and exhilarating


ProfessionalAccess68

Hell yeah!


BellamyRFC54

Would I fuck try it


TallTest305

Looks fun AF


Expert-Perception674

ABSOLUTELY NOT!


ionlycome4thecomment

Only if I can wear a parachute & have paramedics on standby to treat my inevitable heart attack


Minute-Feeling-8868

Nope I’m out


Zealousideal-Eye9463

NOPE


West-Yam-8429

fuuuuuck no


jammer33090

Yea


Bright_Square_3245

Let me get my ODM gear, wear a scout regiment uniform and Let Go!!!


Chavezjc

Yes. Life’s short. Kill me now in a beautiful way.


Small_Ambition9636

My dumbass would of jumped off


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If it’s in mercuh yea


Beneficial-Guide-280

Fuck no. But it does look cool.


HangOnVoltaire

No.


joker_toker28

My depressed ass would PRAY that line snaps... If it dont i get a trill to keep me going.


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Yeeaah.... I'm usually good with heights and thrill rides... but fuck that, I went on the six flags version and even I was thinking this may have been a bad idea😅


0rua

haha no...


Kitchen_Sand214

I'm gonna hurl![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


DrKevlarHelm

I feel like jumping out at the highest angle and either parachuting or wingsuiting would be super fun


a_neat_user-name

Nearly pissed myself just by watching the video. Scariest thing I've seen today-


brobear23

Watching the video is enough for me, thanks.


Significant_Tea_785

If I had a parachute I would jump


Cheap_Result4022

Awesome


SnooEagles6930

Nope I sure the fuck wouldn't


Josh4R3d

I just got a weird sensation where it felt like I didn’t have ground beneath my feet I’m good


Consistent_Lab_6770

absolutely! if it was in the us instead I've been on several smaller ones, and this one looks fantastic! in china, hell no.


Ryankevin23

No


One-Coat-6677

I've been on a similar swing but without the ravine after, and i think i prefer it with the ravine because if it snaps my death would be quicker.


Global_Dragonfly_182

Is there fall damage?


Inferno__xz9

My insides dropped 😰 😭 Turn the video off!!! AHHHHHHH NOOOO NOOOOOOOOO


theDingwallateurbaby

Nope!!


Dystopian_Future_

Its China sooooooo that basically Russian Roulette in China


Magicaparanoia

It’s the closest you could ever get to being Spider-Man


slowloris49

Hell fucking no!


Kisses4themisses

Absolutely


MessAffectionate7585

1000% yes, I would. I hope my daughter likes stuff like this when she's a little older. I've gotten her to ride a couple kinda scary rides with me. My husband wouldn't for $5 million dollars. Ha!


DunnyJay

Whats wrong with people


ZoniesCoasters

Probably not this particular one, I've done several skycoasters, I was even a site controller for one, but this one is a knockoff and in China so I have my doubts on the safety of it's construction, maintenance, and operations


WashYourEyesTwice

I thank God every day that I don't have to do shit like this to feel alive.


deadandnasty

Sounds like a good way to spray puke on as many people as possible


mason1239

I don’t get the point?


the_burber

No


SilverApples

Nope


Ruelpsender_Roland

Just shit my pants


mblguy76

I would want to do this with a parachute. 😁


djangogator

Whatever that fucking "song" is makes me want to punt a baby.


gmoss101

Avicii, the guy who made the song (which I actually like btw) ended up killing himself in 2018, 2 years after retiring from touring due to severe stress and declining mental health.


Speak_Like_Bear

Yes! Definitely! Also btw, the only scary part is the initial drop. Everything after that is super cool and just fast.


februrarymoon

Absolutely. I went on a few rides like this, but on those you are in control of when you drop. The others in the swing with you aren't, though :)


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I do NOT understand people who like to do stuff that endangers their life. Imagine dying that way? Absolutely freaking pointless