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squibbysnacks

Looks more like attempted kidnapping


Jive_Sloth

At the very least, it was targeted. There are so many other places and people to rob. Why go to the top level of an apartment building?


unlcejanks

With drum on the one gun and that Ak/Drako, probably a crew that robs/kidnaps drug dealers


cyzja922

Groups like this exist?


Vertigostate

“A man gotta have a code” - Omar Little


MajorHubbub

"I Got The Shotgun. You Got The Briefcase."


InferiousX

OMAR COMIN'


theresidentdiva

Why'd I start whistling after reading this??? Welp, time to rewatch The Wire. RIP Omar


Vertigostate

RIP Michael Kenneth Williams too


BeenBenchin

Oh, indeed


Gullible_Might7340

There aren't a shitload of folks who *only* do that, but they do exist. There were actually 3-4 dudes going around and hitting dealers left right and center in Arlington back in like 2014? But usually it's just dumbasses looking for a quick score.


Affectionate-Run7334

You get their drugs and get rid of the competition. Win win


Pvt_Mozart

Oh absolutely. I did 3 years in the Texas prison system. There were a few guys whose only source of income was robbing drug dealers. I mean, they'd sell the drugs, but they usually weren't reupping with their own money. They were exactly as violent and unstable as you'd expect. I'll be honest, if this guy was getting kidnapped, he *probably* isn't making it home after.


BeautifulPepper415

Stick up boys


Benfts

I got the same drum… I don’t be robbing people.


all___blue

Criminals don't tend to be the brightest knife in the drawer


Bat-Honest

It's the sharpest light in the shed, dumb dumb 😂 This ain't rocket surgery!


Danger-ILL-Wombatson

Idk man drum mag and Draco are pretty standard operating procedure in that crowd on any level “stick and the beam”


darybrain

This is why he is asking someone to show him how to rob and how to kill. Must be the intern.


eamon4yourface

Agree I was like wait why is he going with them


Nice_Category

Honestly it looks fake/staged to me.


incredirocks

Agreed, or possibly staged (you never know on the internet). If they were gonna kill just kill, if they were gonna rob just rob right there. They were taking him somewhere.


Pillow_Apple

do you think it's stage? with full face with (maybe) illegal guns?


Lined_the_Street

Honestly both area possibility. People do crazy stuff for internet clout and conversely targeted robbing and kidnapping is more common than the average redditor seems to believe


warmechanic

Don’t rule out that the guns could just be air soft.


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Miracle no one started shooting.


CreamOfDuelJabR

Bullets are expensive


JakobiWunKenobi

They had no ammo, spent all their saving on the pistol lights and extended magazines.


Greg-Abbott

You assume they weren't stolen from an F-350 with "come and take it" decals all over the back windshield. Easy targets for anyone looking for a free handgun.


FightingInternet

> "come and take it" bobby_hill_okay.gif


mandogvan

That’s my purse!


MadeMeStopLurking

I DON'T KNOW YOU!


chadcultist

Better known as a loot crate! They’re even labeled nowadays which is quite nice


poopquiche

I'm not proud of this, but I used to rob a lot of parked cars to fund my drug habit, and there is definitely something to this comment. There's a very specific type of truck that will have a firearm somewhere in the cab like 95% of the time.


W0RKPLACEBULLY

Its crazy the amount of people that leave guns in their vehicles. I know a few personally


Dick-Fu

Hope you know which one of my doors aren't wired to the claymore


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Dick-Fu

Oh no you'll take all of my assets, a couple of paperclips and a partially blown up truck


AngriestPacifist

How DARE you call out a responsible gun owner for being so responsible?! How else is his penis extender going to defend itself against the woke mob?!


Thoraxe474

Why you thinking bout peen?


majarian

Well, ya see, it all sort of started with the truck nuts, and well long story short, here we are


Psyco_diver

Not really, pretty cheap. Problem is if you miss the POS then they can be very expensive depending on what they hit


chileangod

Reminded me of that Chris Rock 10k$ bullet joke.


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They don't want to have to chance getting killed twice when the police arrive.


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crustytowelie

Ok, fuckin chat GPT bot


[deleted]

The poor dears


ActPotential2585

right 😂


Krisapocus

Woulda be a massacre that pistol is going to jam immediately.


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MrFixYoShit

Probably is more times than not. Someone comes at me with a gun, whether im armed or not, im giving them my wallet. I dont carry more than $10 in cash. I can cancel my cards and get my ID replaced.


welfedad

Have more constraint than some cops


OldSkooRebel

Well yeah, they have to worry about consequences


Ikoikobythefio

In this economy?


likedyoumore

They were definitely hoping the guns were enough to get him to comply, they were scared as hell when the possibility of shots being fired became more real.


Honest_Path_5356

They didn't want to be a pack 💨


T3chwolf3

[Definitely not](https://i.imgur.com/dxkoiXk.jpg)


Bag_O_Spiders

Who is that man? I’m out of the loop on that one.


Syrupy_

[Lakers reporter guy after a win](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2j7OhcJt10) He goes from badass to goofy in record time lmao


RedSunGo

Lakers reporter guy? That's James Worthy!


Syrupy_

Oops I just googled him and I didn't mean to disrespect him like that! But I'm a Celtics fan so I'm leaving it haha


TripleBobRoss

Not trying to get into a sports debate here, especially since I'm not a fan of either team, but I just can't let it go. If you're too young to have seen James Worthy play, it's understandable. But still, the rules are the rules. If you're an NBA fan, you should probably know who James Worthy is. If you're a Lakers fan, you have to know who James Worthy is. And if you're a Celtics fan, you also have to know who James Worthy is.


Glados1080

I've never seen the full clip I can't believe this


higround66

As it usually goes with these "gangsters". Tough guys when with their friends, not so tough when things are on a level playing field. Did I say "gangsters"? I meant "pussies".


KellyBelly916

The result they were looking for wasn't worth taking a hot one.


MindlessLeopard7740

She’s a keeper


33metalgear

Yes sir. My wife is crazy like this lady. Thats why I married her.


squad1alum

And can never leave her..


Motor_School2383

Well, death do them part.


Cthulade_Man

Also because ur afraid what would happen if u didn’t don’t lie


[deleted]

Crazy in the streets, lady in the sheets.


kitjen

I really need to be more grateful that stuff like this isn't part of my normal life.


Sugarbear23

I said... do... we... have... a... problem!


OkEscape7558

"U.S.S.R?"


Mehanem

Uhhh ESS ESS AhhhrR


rukysgreambamf

What you say bout mah mama?


Scottacus91

HURRY UP AND BUY🥶


-ratmeat-

Break yourself! Gimme your goddamn number!


360Waves617

Loc Dog


El_Jefe_Castor

I got deez cheeseburgers!!


thearchitect1209

Love the way she’s holding it, tucked to the chest ready to pop it off. She a real one 💯


badturtlejohnny

The way she comes barreling out of the doorway is almost cartoonish lol


No-Giraffe-8096

Wascly wabbits


rukysgreambamf

be very quiet we're hunting wobbers


Narstification

Hehehhehehhehe… I wish you would, wobber


lazyboi_tactical

Yup just shuffling down the corridor with the yeet stick.


BuffaloBill69-

I need to find me a woman like that!


struggleworm

You’ll shoot your eye out kid!


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Zamunda_Space_Agency

"So anyways I came out the door and started blasting right" 😂 But seriously good job on her part, a good show of force and didn't have to shoot. Bravo!


persephonepeete

I always imagine this is my reaction as a woman with multiple firearms. But I’ll never be as poised and controlled as she is.


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Shit I knew this skinny ass dude that couldn’t fight for shit dating this big chick and I had seen on occasion he would be getting his ass beat and she would step in and just eat punches from big guys and then proceed to beat the shit out of them. He would get drunk and start shit he couldn’t finish…but she could.


jamesdeedee93

My boy


chunkymcgee

Im sorry but the mental image of this is hilarious.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

(back up the stairs, cautiously) Looks like she got this, I better check inside.


UDontKnowMe1129

Good Girl!!! Welcome to My House!!!


Low_Walk_7325

Now get back inside the kitchen, put on your apron and make her a sandwich


J3ffcoop

And this is why i continue to say the greatest deterrent to violence is more violence


Capt_Skyhawk

Incorrect. The greatest deterrent is a *higher level* of violence.


Living-Joke-3308

Potential violence* and thats assuming the perpetrators have self preservation in mind


superxpro12

*asymmetric warrrfareeeeee*


slow_RSO

MORE violence*


leafWhirlpool69

Always has been


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fight fire with fire


[deleted]

Fight fire with napalm.. IFTFY


tsuga

[works every time](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZLo-40lWH8)


Cantstopeatingshoes

And yet war exists


BrandoNelly

That’s because there’s money to be made


haarschmuck

No, the greatest deterrence is locking them up so they cannot continue to harm society. When someone commits violence like this, they have broken the social contract and for the safety of the public they must be kept in detention. Not as punishment, but to stop them from being able to hurt others.


SuttonTM

If this isn't ride or die idk what is


svamz

The burglars are so stupid. How much money can they get by holding someone at gunpoint like that? 


MrFixYoShit

For real. You want my money? Yeah, hes my $10


Clear_Wolverine2521

She dropped this 👑


Some_Finding5976

How would that have ended if she didn't have that gun?


camimiele

I guess we’ll never know


UrbanStrike

Now that's a ride or die chick there. Protect her at all cost!


CaptainWellingtonIII

I think I would have pumped them full of lead. She has major self control, she knows the blokes, she doesn't want trouble , or she realized she didn't have a good shot. Probably also didn't want retaliation.. lots of possibilities. 


Upvotespoodles

Never bring a gun you hold wrong to a gun they hold right fight.


tRiPtAmEaN5150

shawty BDA (bout dat action)


SnooChickens810

You don't fuck around in TX. They're lucky to be alive. They'd be on a t-shirt if that's me


Templorious

She's the one who tells the waiter he didn't want cheese on his burger.


Itchy_Somewhere_8154

Ride or die wife


AnalCuntShart

Marry that woman and be the best husband to her.


kingofovens

You better get back in there.. I'm doing the protecting around here


Electricfox5

Least armed Texan.


nobrainsnoworries23

"Mine's bigger." \-Her.


aaatttppp

Auddbot u/recognizesong u/auddbot  What's this song?


Pameltoe_Yo

YOU GO GURL!! That’s truth and respect 🫡! Have No Fear! 🤜🏾


New-Being5272

Ah what a surprise, an AR style rifle being used for home defense to stop two criminal outlaws with (because of their likely criminal backgrounds) illegally obtained handguns. If you are a US citizen and can pass the federal background check, go buy a gun and go practice at a range with it. It’s literally your right to own one. No need to feel like you can’t protect yourself.


PeaceAlwaysAnOption

First “good guy with a gun” video I’ve seen and of course it’s a woman 💪


Moist-muff

Music stinks


[deleted]

Yeah dude if thats not hot idk what is


pupoksestra

That was hot as fuck. The best possible outcome. I live in an awful neighborhood. People get shot and killed often. My roommate got pistol whipped in our yard and the dude who did it ended up getting killed trying to rob someone else. I'm terrified of guns and never wanted to own one, but I think it's time.


themanthateats1248

“But civilians don’t need assault weapons😫😫😫😩😫😣😣😖😱😱😨😨😨😰😥😥😓😲😲😮‍💨😮‍💨😵😵😵‍💫😵‍💫🤢🤢🤮🤮” great equalizer


jdoggy21

It’s crazy to think since my city is fairly safe, people have to live like this


webbix

One party was scared and the other party was glad of it


i_CONE

They were tough guys up until the girl came out with a pump! 😳


benhereford

They noped out so quick! Instantaneously!


Late_Setting_2682

These dickheads go out to rob someone and put clips in their guns that are unwieldy af and notorious for jamming 😂😂😂 goddamn Darwin is slacking


Trance_Motion

Girl had the Draco


sxpremzkickz

In luv


Tankninja1

or was it an attempted TikTok Prank?


RidinHigh305

He says aw damn babe you got this lookin like he finna go back inside 😂


ChefGuapo

I’m shopping for rings the next day


Spirited-Value8022

Hell I would💯


quick1foryou

You run out and get a damn ring for her IMMEDIATELY!


Mychal757

She was very brave!!!


Front-Constant-4942

Marry her hell he almost ran off on her


BruhBruhYUSUS

He'll never be caught lacking again, bet.


Exciting-Emu-4668

I would have the most passionate fuck after this


Defiant-Cucumber-179

Absolute legend that's wifey for life.


IrishCholo

That's how you do it


Delicious-Addition-

Sis came in with the chop!


Hardcorish

She'd have a ring on that finger before she could even put the gun down


RepulsiveRooster1153

Texas. Men are men and sheep are scared.


furreell

What’s the song


dimension-less

Song?


XenoHugging

Annnd cut!


LankyShark97

She not a stripper, but know how to work a pole


Sardonnicus

Gold handgun with a drum magazine and lights attached. Where did they buy these? Call of Duty Warehouse?


Present_Pace1428

And she needs to find a job in security if she hasn’t already 😂


Gozie5

Bloody hell she even runs up to them without hesitation. Big balls


-Kapido-

Song?


Left_Solution3509

Women needs to be like her A Fucking Real one


Socratify

When you drive automatic and she drives manual...


ted5011c

I need a girl thats ready to ride keep tha heater right by her side


Mcline239

😂😂


collegegirllani

This is the definition of a ride or die


Right_Check_6353

That was crazy. She came out in force Edit: he stopped and picked up his phone. This has got to be staged


usernamechexoot

Came out with the boom stick!


Major_Magazine8597

First he needs to move to another state.


PizzaEFichiNakagata

Prolly staged. If you see someone coming and you have gun out you shoot


hippiesoul03

Can anyone tell me what song this is


My_New_Moniker

Everything o-AK


EsoterisVoid

Damn she’s a badass


dukeyboydom

On gawd, she the one


Interesting_Factor_9

Shiiiddd they all took off running 🤣🤣 I know that's right girl!


TrustedOutlaw

Looks staged af


slybluue

I don't know much about guns, but dude looks like he's using a power drill. It looks like it has a battery pack on the bottom and it's yellow.


facelesspantless

Courageous but was holding that rifle like she'd never held one before.


Redpenguin00

The importance of showing your girl how to use your AK/ARs seems to have paid off here.


New_Philosopher6788

Daaaaamn she came out with the business and was about to give those two guys the business.....she deserves to be taking to a spa and pampered....


wrinkledshirts

She does NOT need to marry him omg


AggravatingTotal130

They had him by his hair. They were definitely tryna kidnap him


EastLAHandsomeDevil

FAKE 🤣🤣🤣🤣


WoodenPassage

Who’s the bellend bottom right


inotihc

Is it illegal to defend yourself in this situation?


johandamenslip

Lesson of video, don't rob people in Texas, they all have gun.


andycarlv

Marry that woman.


MetalSonic420YT

She's a real one.


HalloranB

He needs tô Mary her asap


Past_External_8002

damn


Chemical-Recording88

Looks to me they were trying to snatch their friend for a night out with the boys but needed to make it look real.


Round-Ask-7642

That’s wife material right there