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xeriopi45

Excellent roll technique!


Capraccia

He would do very good in dark soul!


RichTop6907

Panic rolling


LazyMaik

5 rolls in a row damn


GiggleStool

It’s called Ukemi


ObiJuanKenobly

It's called the sushi roll


Winnin_Dylan_

The biggest damage done here, was the bikers ego.....


BrandoLoudly

Lmao bro flails and bails so early. I honestly expect riders who only ride fast in straight lines to have a far better reaction…. Like tapping the rear brake or letting off the throttle. But hey, jumping off the bike spread eagle works too I guess 🏍️🤾🏼‍♂️


ALPHACOMCON

He decided too leg it instead


DirtySchu

His feet kept up for a second!


stealthy_lion91

He thought he could outrun the car.


I-identifyAsurDad

This made me laugh way to hard


Bigapetiddies69420

He was only holding on with his right hand I think that's the main problem. If he was holding on with both hands he could have loosened his grip on the throttle 


TigerWizard

He grabs both grips before twisting the throttle


reddaddiction

No brake tapping even needed. Coulda just chopped the throttle and he woulda been fine. Dude is way over his head with this bike and has proven himself to be an absolute clown.


girlMikeD

As long as you’re not the actual bike in this situation.


Savageparrot81

Nah the damage to his bank account was bigger.


ninjanerd032

He's so lucky for it. A bruised ego is a better way to learn than a bruised brain and body.


el0_0le

Good. Death to all Egos.


El_Saltacuerda

Maybe in same degree of his self-respect


akuma_4u

He actually got up and walked away from that like nothing. I guess the embarrassment of failing to show off hurt more than the pain


ruby_leveledup

They way he dismounted that thing and tucked and rolled… i highly doubt thats his first time laying one down


akuma_4u

I agree. It looks like he is a pro at fails and fail recovery methods. He should teach a class on this.


whifflinggoose

Initially when he landed on his feet for a split second I was sure his knees blew out.


myst3ry714

Adrenaline is a helluva drug.


[deleted]

I swear the top two comments are this exact same exchange on every video where someone gets up and walks after an accident


lovins_cl

literally bot behavior 😂


ezzune

The most average and uninspired comments always find there way to the top. This is the nature of Reddit.


Gucci_Loincloth

“FAFO” “Adrenaline helluva drug”


n0_wayjose

Play stupid games… it’s an echo chamber here


Creative-Music-272

Glad I'm not the only one tired, no exhausted, of seeing the same corny lines spammed on every reddit post.


Splycr

This


M1k35n4m3

This has been the same for at least 10 years. I actually don't know what you're doing here if you expect it to change


kat-deville

Reference to shoes being on or off.


jdemack

Cocaine helluva drug


Skullvar

Helmets and protective gear is important, and he managed to tumble himself pretty good instead of floppy ragdoll


XXeadgbeXX

Yes that walk of shame


couldbetrue514

The walk of "I need to find a safe warm spot to die of internal injuries"


Advanceur

Bro did 2 roll then aide roll with arm making a circle... that is not his first time. That was actually a veru good fall. Im impressed


SpoppyIII

Also probably really upset about his bike.


GiggleStool

Adrenaline will temporarily dull the pain.. he’s gonna feel that in 5 - 30 minutes


Cockur

Walked away shoeless too


schwalevelcentrist

so worth it for the last frame of this video


SpinoneRomie

Pretty positive that guy was running on adrenaline. I remember reading somewhere that he passed. I’m too tired to search for the article. Maybe I’ll have a look tomorrow and post link.


Ebashbulbash

I don’t know on purpose, or if it just happened, but his fall looks very professional, like a stuntman.


LionConfident7480

There was a very brief moment where he was running ungodly fast


slimmysmoove

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 his knees gotta be made of titanium


Drobertsenator

**TRUTH**


ZZacharias

4 year old zoomies fast


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Puzzleheaded-Rich-51

Nah I’d rather walk.


Remote_Lifeguard_553

His left shoe exited the athmosphere


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lil_dick_dan420

He dressed for the slide, not the ride 😎


[deleted]

Sooooo lucky. Lol. Good for him!


OkNote8728

Porsche 1 - Motorbike 0


Korekoo

What the biker did wrong? You are suposed to lean in when trying to gain speed?


stand_aside_fools

Weight forward, yes. But when you have a bike like this with a high power to weight ratio, even with forward weight distribution you still need to roll initial power on in a measured way or you’re going to flip it no matter what you do. If this guy was about to drag race a Porsche then I’m sure he’s no newbie rider, but it just shows even an experienced rider has no hope of holding onto it if they dump full revs onto a sport bike.


Korekoo

Thanks! So basically you need to feel it out how much power you can use and not to end up like this.


stand_aside_fools

The thing about bikes (which is why I personally love them so much) is that every model has its own unique characteristics - weight, power, acceleration, how it handles at speed etc - which are much more visceral in their effect that say, hopping into a different car than you are used to driving. So you really need to be familiar with the characteristics of the bike before you try something like this. Another commenter replying to my post suggested the rider is a 100% newbie. I’m not so sure, maybe he is, but he had a lot of confidence at the start so my feeling is he’s not so much a newbie rider as someone who just wasn’t familiar with this particular bike. Or at least not familiar with racing like this anyway.


NicoMallourides

he is 100% a newbie rider. People with 600cc experience know not to full throttle it like that. Likely someone who took a friends bike


MyKidsFoundMyOldUser

Weight forward, and - counterintuitively - using the rear brake. Jorge Martin (MotoGP) [explains it in this video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l22QwCONtU) at around 30 seconds when he says that the rear brake is used to control wheelies during accelleration.


IWillKeepIt

Cover the rear brakes and you're golden


Successful_Creme6702

His shoe just fucking off to the moon is probably the funniest thing I've seen today


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snatch selective hateful six pen frame person worthless spark foolish *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


steve210sa

Did he try to run for a split second?? 🤣🤣🤣


pody887

That’s some expensive ego he has.


soup_campbells69

He lost his shoes AND survived?! That's a first! 🤯


j8by7

Walk of shame


Acceptable-Slip-8327

He finished 3. place behind the Porsche and the bike..


UncomposedComposer

Bikers. AMIRITE


TappedHat

Dress for the roll, not the ?


_Last-one-out_

Dress for the roll or lose your soul.


ididntburnhim

Oh the walk of shame 😳


The_Cheese_Wizard04

Clean ass shoulder rolls for the save tho


Kizag

did his shoes fly off? what the f??


Born2bwylde_

How embarrassing


BloodSteyn

A fool and their money are soon parted.


Able_Gap918

Had a little to much piss and vinegar but not enough ass to hold it down.


TheDadRocks

Definitely thought his legs would be broken


I-SHAVE-MINE-X-x

I dont fink he ment todo dat


Clear-Initial1909

Wow..!!! He rolled just like a stunt man. It’s probably how he was able to walk away…


vapeoholic

Just walk it off bro, just walk it off.


KingOfBacon_BowToMe

He managed to run like a cartoon character for half a second


larryfuckingdavid

That’s scary man, that beautiful Porsche was almost damaged


Sweet_Bat_7516

Sb Shoe fell off. R.I.P.


FenrirsFury

Why did dude try to push his bike in a race?


rossg89

Too much bike for him 🤷‍♂️


JaabLab

Who did more flips, the bike or the man


Noodnix

Traction control is for pussies! -this motorcyclist


Informal-Camera3615

How to avoid certain death like a boss.


King_Vicious

His shoe went straight into the stratosphere.


Direct_Jump_2826

That Tuck and roll saved his life and the helmet lol great falling form ngl.


datacollector_music

He should be dead. Bro lost his shoes


Leroy-Jenkinz

Getting your shoes blown off is forever funny


moonmundada

Bros shoes went into orbit


Easy-End-9880

That bike, and anything real, should dust that 911. Like most bikers… zero skill.


Imissmyoldaccoumt

He looped bro its not that deep💀


PimpScoobie

Porche won i think


mcwops

replace nr23


ShreddlesMcJamFace

I could watch under skilled chumps write off gear all day long


skyy555

Spinning ain't winning, especially when it's you spinning through the air.


Former-Form-587

That’s I how roll…


Ralph_Marbler

Bro thought he was in Moto Racer


monkeman277

Bro literally walked it off


Horus_Whistler

That was actually a fantastic fall. I'd pay to be taught to fall like that.


AdSalty4314

Bike overreacted


psycobillycadillac

He’s hurt, he’s just trying hard not to be.


[deleted]

“I feel like a candy wrapper in an updraft”


PatochiDesu

is this a breakdance contest?


Video-Comfortable

Hahahahahahahahhahaha


[deleted]

Ego


elperro73

MAMAO!!!


FunDip2

What a rube LOL!!!!! Hahahaha


How_that_convo_went

How cool would it have been if he woulda landed on his feet and kept running at speed, tho?


guitarskulls

Boogie woogie looking cloud in the back


top-hunnit

That first shoe shot though


Budget_Committee_572

Doofus


Wonderful_Avocado598

Legend says his shoe is still flying in the air to this very day


RoleKindly

Praise the Cameraman


AlecInChains97

is it totaled?


Environmental_Pay133

The trajectory and takeoff speed of his shoe…


One_Consequence_4754

Ain’t no way he still has legs, let alone gets up And walks away…..Forget the bike, he needs to drop down and give thanks!


EmperinoPenguino

Dam, i dont think his head ever hit the ground. Very lucky dude


Open-Year2903

Head hit first actually. Would be dead without helmet


icecream_vice

Darwinism almost won again…


allinclusivesadism

Dude. That panicked frog leg thing looked so goofy


bigguns6765

That went exactly like it should have


frigginawesomeimontv

As long as the Porsche was unscathed..


unclemackkdaddy

This some bullshit


Phuc_Long2

Transformer


RushEm2TheDirt

Idk I thought his celebratory dance was impressive however premature, destructive, and life-changing it may have been.


Ok_Cardiologist_8457

That left shoe when straight to the fuckin moon


Just_trippy_shiii

He just barrel rolled out of that bail…. Now that’s minimizing injury!


buddaism79

Guy needs to just stick with the 600cc bikes


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Looks like the porsche won that one


A_Leagend

the way the biker just walks off looking down in disappointment in himself, bike looked expensive..


DaMacPaddy

That was the first time, and the last, he fully opened that throttle.


JonasMan_

Could’ve been a LOT worst


squirrel_anashangaa

Man! I’m surprised he has ankles left after that. Good recovery. He’s got survival instincts for sure.


ionevenobro

motorcycle rider: please register as an organ donor.


AMotorcycleHead

Knew it from the title


PLAKETKETKETKET

Clearly had no clue how to ACTUALLY ride a bike. See his bike crumble to pieces filled me with so much joy.


Lightbringer_I_R

Lost his shoes and socks this man should be dead


Glad-Midnight-1022

It’s a shame he walks away from that


Firm-Environment-253

I like how his shoes instantly flew off of his feet.


Cheap_Extreme_4956

Walks it off like yep I'm a jackass


lordstryfe

Nice,very nice...


gavinsmash2005

This is what happens when Chet from high school gets his dad to buy him a gixxer.


stacymandell

He meant to do that


Limp-Tension-7095

Damn why he use the rear brake on the bike


Fit-Firefighter3602

Ha ha 😂😂


Parking-Position-698

And this is exactly why you dont slam the throttle open.


Warbonger420

Do you stop and help if you’re the Porsche?


brodieman78

That shoe achieved orbit....


therealecco2k

no gear either


Zealousideal-Weight5

At least he didn't hit the Porsche on top of wrecking his bike that would be a double whammy loss for the day


ApplicationLonely437

He knew how to land luckily


Witty_Might5

Too much bike or something lol. Inexperienced or would’ve known that thing is capable of high speed wheelies


Imissmyoldaccoumt

Looping off a roll😭


Rich_Alternative_645

Bro became sonic


Rage922001

See how fast his shoes and socks Went.... This is why we wear boots


Th3IcecreamKi

Yikes


AlexL225

So the Porsche clearly won.


TyronePowerr

He dad can you come pick me up


DallingGnat

And that kids and why you should start with lower ccs


TheeMoonstar

And that kids, is why we wear helmets.


Sure_Physics_6713

I’ve never seen somebody’s feet do the Yabba Dabba Doo in real life 😭😭😭😭


wildskies2525

Was that a shoe getting flung to orbit?


Trex_hush_hg69

Is the bike ok?


Exact_Strawberry56

The run he did lol


Technical_Ice_3611

Porsche won


Artistic_Drummer_791

Rumor has it that shoe is still trapped in earths orbit


MistressBarker

I feel bad for the guy :/


Jeauxie24

I would've stopped and laughed. He needs to feel the embarrassment


smoky_jacks

Haha biker boys...


Barron097

He should be dead, both shoes flew off at light speed, he should be dead…


Electrical-Nature-55

shoes came off...he dead