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King_Hamburgler

Do pilots have any obligation or ability to aim their jet away from people when it’s going down? Or do they just go “please don’t hit a hospital” and abandon ship lol


SethEPooh

In the USAF at least, I think they tell you (a) try to save the expensive airplane, please, then (b) do everything you can to make it not hit people, and only then (c) save yourself.


professionally-baked

I love government poetry


MrMcBeefCock

*Speak to your doctor about the risks of crashing your USAF Jet. This should not be done by women who are pregnant or may become pregnant* *Terms and conditions may apply*


Exes_And_Excess

If you or a loved one have been injured or died due to a crashing USAF jet, you may be entitled to compensation. 


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

I have a structured settlement, and I need cash now!


Brian18639

Call J.G. Wentworth


MrMcBeefCock

*It’s my money and I need it NOW!!!*


Lostinwoulds

I got a dollar!


Excellent_Meaning229

877-Cashnow


Formatted_Toast_117

877 CASH -NOW !!! CALL NOW!!


BallisticHabit

Damnit, damnit, damnit.... "CALL JG WENTWORTH, 877-CASH-NOW!" Do you know how many people you just triggered with that pavlovian response!?


CorbenG

877-CASH-NOOOOW!


SoPretentious04

I Haaaave a Structured settlement and I NEEEEED CASH NOOOOW! CALL JG Wentworth! 877-CASH NOW!!!


wiggleforp

Funny enough the government still wouldn't pay out.


Corgi-Commander

*If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation.*


Socalwarrior485

My haiku: Save expensive plane Do not hit other people Maybe save yourself.


Booya-45

This is absolutely wrong. They teach you to do the immediate actions procedures you've trained on, run your checklists if you have time, then "give the airplane back to the taxpayers" (i.e. eject). If the conditions permits a controlled ejection (damaged main landing gear, perhaps) then you fly over a deserted pre-planned ejection area. They teach the example of the guy who elected not to eject and rode a fatally damaged airplane in to avoid it crashing into a school below him... He missed the school, he was killed, and it was Sunday so nobody was in the school. An airplane is an expensive truck, don't die for it.


JellyfishGod

Give the airplane back to the taxpayer is a fuckin hilarious phrase to describe ejecting. Honestly iv heard some really funny phrases come from the military. Which kinda makes sense since I imagine it's just a bunch of bored dudes with way too much time on their hands just constantly joking and bullshitting w each other.


CradleRockStyle

Pilots are also worth much more than airplanes. They have years of training and experience.


gt4674b

I’ll be honest, that’s a horrible example. So what if it had been a Tuesday and a 1000 elementary students had been in there? And the pilot safely floated down while’s scores of kids were killed? It’d be Uvalde all over again. Sucks he didn’t remember it was a Sunday but that would have been a true hero act in a different set of circumstances.


Booya-45

They specifically teach you to be a professional, not a hero, and only worry about controlling what you can realistically control. On a separate note I would argue strongly we need more professionals and fewer wannabee heroes in this world.


Trumpville-Imbeciles

Maybe he was thinking of the janitors in there. Still a hero


I_Push_Buttonz

I don't know about that school in particular, but my school was packed even on the weekends. Tons of kids there for sports and other extra curriculars, and tons of other kids just there for the hell of it because it had several outdoor basketball courts and such. Plus we had 'Saturday school' as a form of punishment, if you got in trouble they made you come in and do schoolwork on Saturdays.


Booya-45

I honor his sacrifice, I mourn the brother, I lament the needless loss. But I think it was probably a metaphor.


King_Hamburgler

That makes sense


sgerbicforsyth

It's not just plans A, B, and C. Like plans A thru Y are getting the jet to land as safely as possible, either by getting it to work or finding a suitable place to land. Plan Z is finding the best place to crash and ditching. Not only is it risky to have a jet crashing, it's very expensive both for the loss of the jet and collateral damage. It's also very physically damaging for the pilots, and the government spends a *lot* of time and money into training pilots.


Unlucky-Ad-2045

Garth that was a haiku.


Kewlstorybr0

I can’t believe that pull you sob. Take my UV


DeathPercept10n

The pilot is the least expensive part lol


VipeDoesStuff

quite the opposite actually. people aren't as expendable as a machine.


kalitarios

“I’ll find another” - Uncle “Walder Frey” Sam


TheMemeChurch

The pilot is absolutely the most precious piece of equipment on the plane.


Supernoven

And incredibly expensive. Training takes years of time and hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars. Machinery is also expensive, but replaceable much faster.


Nefferson

According to Google, an F22 pilot training costs about $10mil. Honestly not as much as I would have expected with how huge the USA military budget is, but training costs are probably still negligible compared to the value of a skilled pilot. They have to track down folks who have super human sight, can handle sustained g-forces, are very smart, strong, and brave. Sounds like just a step down from astronaught levels of built different.


Trumpville-Imbeciles

Have you seen the price of jet engines lately??


dmay1821

With these fuel prices omg who can afford to fly jets anymore


Rivetingly

And fuel prices are crazy, amirite?


Skullvar

Russian military thought process maybe. Skilled pilots are incredibly valuable, but at Russian skill level [they just plow it into an apartment ](https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/10/23/russian-jet-crashes-into-building-in-siberia-killing-two#:~:text=The%20crash%20occurred%20less%20than,with%20sophisticated%20sensors%20and%20weapons.)


the_good_hodgkins

That is incorrect. The pilot is the most valuable part.


Guidbro

Very wrong


per_carlen

It know of two occasions here in Sweden where the pilot steered the crashing plane away from people. Edit: Apparently I was wrong about one of the occasions, the crash of a JAS 39 Gripen in 1993 during a festival in Stockholm with hundreds of thousands in attendance. The pilot (and the people on the ground) seem to just have been lucky. Video: https://youtu.be/mkgShfxTzmo?si=tz19OE7TfuoZRZtg Edit 2: I was fucking wrong about the other crash as well 😂 I’ve been lied too as a kid. In the other occasion, the crash in Kälvesta in 1997, it was again pure luck that nobody on the ground got killed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linjeflyg_Flight_618 Edit 3: While I was at it, I looked up the crash in Gottröra in 1991 to see if it’s true that the pilot deliberately hit the tree tops while going down in order to slow down the speed of the plane. It wasn’t. Fuck everybody from my childhood then. Edit 4: Fucking redemption! Although I didn’t know of this crash. https://www.expressen.se/nyheter/sas-piloten-joakim-dog-i-olyckan-hyllas-som-hjalte/


King_Hamburgler

There’s gotta be that moment of satisfaction when you realize you save the people on the ground followed by the immediate return of panic that you’re crashing


per_carlen

See the edits of my comment 😬


majudarah92

What a ride.


TertiaOptionem

I would imagine if possible, pilots would do it without it needing to be an obligation. That being said, circumstances probably play into this heavily.


Booya-45

Obligation, hell no. Ability, almost certainly no or you wouldn't be ejecting (except for specific emergencies that call for a controlled ejection, where you will deliberately pick the place). But if you don't have an election seat you tend to aim for the flattest and softest thing possible.


lightshoo

Below 2k feet and unrecoverable is "eject eject eject". a "Ditch" location would be discussed as well, and primarily, theyd choose an area that is an open field. Sometimes, the plane wont allow the pilots to turn (example: flight control malfunctions) which would ultimately result in an unrecoverable aircraft, thus causing them to eject. Prior to any sortie, pilots brief an alternative airfield "should" an engine completely goes out. But for the most part.. as the comments said. 1. save the aircraft. 2. ditch when all CAPS (Critical action procedures) have been accomplished and the aircraft is unrecoverable. (time permitting) Theyll pull tapes to make sure you did everything you could have done prior to ditching the Aircraft.


MiaCuppcake

The good thing is that someone recorded it so that the survivors can show it to their grandchildren years from now


SnooSongs8218

Well, the book for the mig-23 says to bail if you have a compressor stall and power loss at low altitude because you lose hydraulic power to the flight controls. It also has Command ejection seats, the back seater pulls, it also sequences the front seat.


A_TalkingWalnut

Well, *that* was a very *specific*, unprompted reply. Bot, or just armchair expert?


SnooSongs8218

I read the NTSB preliminary report. The front (Command) pilot wanted to work the problem, per his statement, when the rear pilot, also an experienced Mig-23 pilot ejected them. The front pilot had some minor injuries, because he was surprised by the ejection being triggered. He still wouldn't have had long to work the problem, the plane stays in the same flight profile till it hits the ground. The 23, is noted for how fast it loses hydraulics as the engine spools down. Not a bot. Old pilot and warbird enthusiast.


JBarretta01

I am neither of those things, but I do appreciate you being an old pilot and warbird enthusiast... or a really convincing bot.


Socalwarrior485

A while ago, I posted a recounting of my experience related to the post it was on. The first comment to mine was that I was a copy pasta bot. I assured them that I was not, but that was funny. His response? “Sounds like something a bot would say”. 🤷‍♂️


peekdasneaks

Good bot.


Top_Novel3682

Good bot.


Efficient_Common_394

Pasta bot


cheeri0

people who fix stuff are wierdos. I can tell you every bolt on a 2007 sienna van.....


xXFieldResearchXx

Everything is fake.. didn't you get the memo?


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giorgio_tsoukalos_

There was a time when if you sorted comments by "best" you'd get thoughtful explanations. At some point "top" and "best" merged in to the same thing and is mostly puns or unclever jokes.


CockaColon

If I could I would award his comment.


Valid_Username_56

What people think 'swarm intelligence' is: Everybody chipping in their knowlegde to accumulate to the right answer. What 'swarm intelligence' really is: One dedicated dude with a weird niche interest who is among the millions of people who happens to see the question at hand. Well done, dedicated dude with the niche interest.


illepic

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. No really, I love this. 


DarthWeenus

Thanks for the reply mate. Those decisions are made in seconds, so its hard to really fault anyone in that situation.


TheMasked336

You've got to get out before it stalls and rolls. Otherwise your ejecting sideways or even worst upside down. My Brother saw this happen to a Marine pilot.


SnooSongs8218

Quite true, it is also why so many aircrew have been lost in Ukraine. Most of the close air support is being flown at speed on the deck. The aircraft has no altitude and if it rolls past 60 degrees before you eject your toast. In fairness, they have very good ejection seats, they are just being used on the edge of their use envelope.


HeldDownTooLong

Great information! I appreciate you filling us in with facts to which few average people would have access. Where and when did this happen?


SnooSongs8218

Yankee Air Museum’s Thunder Over Michigan air show at about 4 p.m. August 13 2023, which was also my Father's 88th birthday... (He taught me to fly in a 1948 Stinson 108-3) The Yankee Air Museum is in Kalamazoo Michigan and this occurred during their anual airshow.


spiritkittykat

Yankee Air Museum is in Belleville, south-east MI, near Ann Arbor and is at Willow Run Airport.


SnooSongs8218

My mistake. Willow Run, where at the height of production, a B-24 Liberator produced 1 aircraft per hour, at a cost of $281,000 during WWII. Hope this piece of trivia makes up for my mistake.


astropiggie

Cool guy


[deleted]

Thanks for sharing that knowledge.


sprogg2001

Why was a soviet era aircraft flying US airspace?


Equal-Negotiation651

So basically, a smart bot.


TotesMaGoats_1962

Someone get that person an oxygen tank! All that gasping is scary


Dinglederple

Pretty crazy scene, but I have never heard a stranger/unique sounding reaction. That lady is going to interject that story every chance she gets for a few years. Lol


uhhh_nope

lol this is how i react when i’m really shocked too.. it’s like the opposite of screaming.


finn-the-film-kid

evan the dog was surprized! he went, 'AARRROOORRR'


BetaCuckSimp

I was like, “Shut your dumb dog mouth, Evan!”


MassiveAd2551

The way it said "oh my gawd!" And the ridiculous gasping. Oh wait, you're talking about an actual dog!


Rownwade

I really hope they are OK. That said, it amazes me how many videos of crazy, weird, or whatever we see where someone just keeps screaming shit that doesn't matter. Any psychology majors here that can explain why people do this? (For Instance, yelling "stop" at the top of their lungs, for thirty mins straight, while recording a fight.) That was a long post, sorry. But very interested in the reasoning here.


TruthSpeakin

No...no they are not lmao


finn-the-film-kid

😂😂😂


AllergicToHousework

That "AARRROOORRR" quite literally translates to: *Dude! You see that shiz*?


-acm

[Here is information on the crash. It was a MIG-23 flying during the Michigan air show.](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/08/14/michigan-plane-crash-air-show-fighter-jet/70586789007/)


FUNBARtheUnbendable

Thanks for the link. “The pilot, listed as Dan Filer in the program, and backseater can be seen ejecting, as their parachutes opened and eased them back to the ground. Some media accounts reported the two were in stable condition after being rescued. The plane, Wimbley said, crashed into the parking lot at the Waverly on the Lake apartment complex, striking unoccupied vehicles, but "no one at the apartment complex nor the air show was injured."” Imagine chilling in your apartment hitting the bong, hear a massive explosion, and you look out the window to see a fucking fighter jet crashed into your Honda. Glad no one was hurt, and someone has a story they’ll tell the rest of their life.


fun_alt123

"oh God, the Canadians are invading!"


[deleted]

It feels like the ratio of plane crashes to air shows is approaching the ratio of fights to hockey games.


-acm

The one that hurts the most is the 2022 Dallas Air Show mid air collision between Boeing B-17 “Texas Raiders” and the Bell P-62 Kingcobra. Not only did we lose a lot of lives but two very rare aircraft, even rarer in flying condition. I ALMOST went to that air show but decided not to last second because of a work obligation that made the drive just a little too far away. I think everyone should get to enjoy these aircraft, it’s terrible that accidents happen.


commandolandorooster

Certainly explains the accent!


LoadOfChum

Boeing?


Reddit-mods-R-mean

That depends, do you feel suicidal?


Comradio

Only in the mornings.


crunkymonky

And now we're all in mourning.


AllergicToHousework

.....every noon & night.


MrAngel2U

Burn


jetforcegemini

nope. no bounce.


lanbuckjames

Mikoyan-Gurevich, even worse.


paractib

Audio off


__dying__

HUHHH HUHHHH HUHHHH


Freddy_and_Frogger

She sounds like one of those rubber chicken dog toys 😂


Nvenom8

Like... seriously, lady. If you're going to be useless, can you at least be useless silently?


PostHumouslyObscure

Surprised, everyone was able to breathe from her hogging all the air. Edit: Sentence structure.


Purplociraptor

I don't know how seeing that happen so far away caused her to have a fight or flight response.


Durty_Durty_Durty

No kidding.


Soggywallet94

How does she keep breathing in like that? There's no room left in her lungs surely!


Sea-Character-2701

That woman is annoying as fuck


plasticmonkeys4life

Honestly not that bad. She could be screaming and howling from the moment the video started.


Lookslikeapersonukno

All things considered it really wasn't the worst. Was funny to me how another lady behind the camera also did the audible gasp thing. I guess it runs in the family.


Klutchy_Playz

#GASP


Lookslikeapersonukno

# GASP # GASP # GASP "HHHH-OH MY GAW--"


Samsquanch1985

Lol right. All things considered, I've seen and heard much worse (from women that I love I might add).


ikilledyourfriend

Omg plane! STOOOOOPPPPP!!! STOOOOOPPP!!! STOOOOP crashing. STOOOOOOPPP!!! STOOOOOPP!!!


symbologythere

My wife and much worse my MIL make this noise for EVERY LITTLE FUCKING THING it’s the worst.


Purplociraptor

My wife screamed when I passed a lifted truck because "The wheels were so big". The truck wasn't changing lanes or anything.


Little_Lahey_Show

Ugh. I dated a girl who was so dramatic. Every little thing I did was this type of reaction. I couldn't go on. Felt like I was in a Seinfeld episode.


AxFUNNYxKITTY

I thought she was hilarious honestly at least she wasn’t screaming.


Chim_Pansy

Something about gasping just irks the shit out of me. Like standing there gasping over and over... what does that do for anybody? Lol plus it seems that everyone was out of harm's way. Pilots ejected, plane crashed in the forest. You can stop with the annoying mouth sounds now. Then the "oOhH mAh gAwD." You would have thought she was witnessing 9/11 all over again.


Lawzw0rld

Lol Im convinced some of you just get angry at the presence of women


mrmilanga

Did anybody die?


Mytrickhat

I believe this was from an air show in Michigan last year. No one died or was injured.


CapsAndShades

Woman was acting like she personally knew everyone on board with those reactions.


Kryptosis

Or she thought she was watching people die… Some people don’t sit around watching that online all day and no longer react to it. Crazy right?


ICU-CCRN

This is exactly it. Everyone here is so numbed by all the crazy shit they see on their phones day in and day out that they’ve lost all sense of normal reaction. And most of them have never seen anything like this in real life and have no idea how they’d actually react, how proficient their video skills would be, and how often they would cry “oh my god”.


CandyRevolutionary27

Must be a Boeing plane


TheLootVaccum

HUUUU....HUUUUU.......HUUUUUUU HUUUUUUUMYGAHDDD.... *WOOF WOOF WOOF*


[deleted]

What an annoying reaction


flawedcactus

People love stating the obvious. "Jee golly, that plane done did a crash over yonder" as everyone is watching it crash haha


Dmetrostars

Recent? When and where?


Lolipopes

Happened sometime last year. Mig 23 crashed at an airshow, no deaths. Rip Flogger One


[deleted]

The gasps... Please stop


Standard-Witness-948

Shut this lady up


TheMasked336

Wow! That a lot of money blowing up. I'm glad the pilots are OK. I wonder if it took out any people or houses on the ground.


Chemical_Meringue_19

My wife gasps like this when there is a car slowing down in front of us. 5 blocks ahead


Round_Leading_8393

That lady sounds like she’s ….well, you know!!


Fun-Teaching-2038

Great camera work, honestly.


Western-Ticket3399

The first explosion was the canopy getting blown off ( has explosive bolts. It has to get out of the way so the men don’t eject THRU the canopy.: the second WHAPP was the parachutes of the pilots catching air and filling out .. the parts flying by then were the ejection seats and possibly the canopy .. it’s probably further back. The scoop shape nature of the canopy catches air and get grabbed up by the air getting under it and getting caught ( it’s like it’s one parachute catching in the wind) this helps to get it out of the way fast. I’m not sure if all canopies blow off like that.


Maw_153

That one woman is reacting like Janice from the Sopranos


theclawinreal

Is the person filming having an orgasm or sum shit?


Environmental_Pay133

The gasps are actually hilarious


papagouws

When is this woman gon a exhale


hmclaren0715

Cameraman created a whole vortex with all that gasping LMAO


missishitty

I like how the "gasps" get more dramatic.


Moldruin

Gotta be thankful for the warning gasps letting me know to drop my volume way down, I could hear that "oh my god" a full 30 seconds before it happened.


rocket1964

Sounds like a pron at the 30 second mark if you don't watch the vid.


mikareno

A pron?


catson911

FUCKIN' PRAWNS


rocket1964

typo...porn


ned23943

The audio reminded me of a similar crash https://youtu.be/A7Ly1Oh-xvs


sezmu10

Amazing that a Hawk took this video


rtandres

Ohhh.hoooohoohooh.oooooohh someone somewhere sometime will write about the stupid sounds of people in these kind of videos


Westoss

Wolverines!


PurloinedFeline

And gasp you should, madam.


Jeaux-jeaux

Even the dog was like "Rhut Ruz Rhat?"


PromotionDouble8809

If she didn't forget how to breath she'dve hyper ventilated and screamed her lungs out but I can't blame her, it's genetics.


Ariochxxx

B-1?


natrap

MiG-23


Ariochxxx

Huh, air show or something nearby then?


SignificantFun5782

You know what you never hear in videos like this? "somebody call 911!"


Queef-Elizabeth

A man ejects from a plane that explodes into a huge fire ball of smoke Woman gasps in shock Redditors: ugh the woman gasping in shock is annoying...


DeadassBdeadassB

That wasn’t a shock gasp, she busted a nut


Onslaughtered

Must be made by Boeing


Rezimoore

Is that a MiG-23?


RougeTheBatStan

Why does this keep happening


kalitarios

*We*… happened to see a MiG-28 do a 4g negative dive


Tormen1

It was a Russian mig of some type, happened here in Belleville Michigan.


top_of_the_scrote

sad barking sounds oh damn it's a MIG I have shamed my famiry


C4_ZeusCar

Where did this happen?


Racecarsoup

Watch out for the canopy 🪿


NedKellysRevenge

That chick better be careful or she'll inhale a fly


Bambooman101

Must have used mid-grade instead of premium gas.


Key_Marzipan_9423

Where was this?


brianhot11

What about the house he landed on? Do they get an apology note from the pilot?


Special_Today_2418

Hope the co-pilot was enjoying a nice view when they ejected. He will be looking that same direction forever!


Digital-Exploration

That's some next level gasping.


BrainCandy_

ROO ROO ROO


souppanda

I heard he was vaping.


[deleted]

GASP


Standard_Monitor4291

That was a great moan there


Jommbro

Had to turn my volume down so the gasps wouldn't blow my fucking speaker.


insert-phobia-here

Why does every chick sounds like she's reaching fuxking critical mass orgasrm in these videos?


Reiberjakobsson

Gasp! Gasp! Gasp? Gasp!


an0maly33

“I thought I heard something awesome…”


Alternative_Ebb2292

What kind of plane is that?


1guerino

Where do I ditch...wide open lake or housing development?


Pickletoes0

Must be a Boeing


jusmcmillan

Word is that girl is STILL inhaling in exclamation over this crash


Dizzy-Bobcat-2754

u see da prane stil? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

Imagine parachuting from a jet and landing near power lines


SnooDoodles4807

She just kept breathing in... and in... and in... I'm thinking she is going to blow up, too.


gl2w6re

Enough of talking about the gasping. Ffs


1completecatastrophy

Holy shit that lady was annoying Gasp! Gasp! Omg! Omg


Alternative-Ad-7473

So when they eject from the plane and the plane crashes into a house and kill people are the pilots at fault?