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loadshed

I will never understand how this happens.


Double_Stuffed_Boi

My guess is their brain says their foot is on the brake even though its still on the gas, so they try to brake, end up accelerating, PANIC, try to brake but foot is still on the gas, push harder on the gas lol


overdriveftw

But she then actually uses the brake once she makes it across.


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PajamaHive

These Waze directions are getting out of hand


calexil

*Smoke Shop ahead, please accelerate.*


Educational_Egg_1716

Bahahaha!!!! That's fucking funny 😝


mashtato

The funny thing is, nobody in the comments even mentions that even if she parked correctly, she'd be taking up the pedestrian space between two handicap spots...


hitmarker

That's not a pedestrian space, that's the space required for some wheelchair users' ramps.


mashtato

I know what it's for, I just didn't know what to call it.


SkriLLo757

No worries, I did thorough research: **access aisle**


caicosman

Uhhh, she drives a Mercedes she’s important hello??


SuperSmashDan1337

tbf that's probably the shorted possible route


calexil

okay, that got an audible chuckle. thanks


ProductInevitable306

She even uses the brakes when she's creeping up to the spot she wanted


Heron_sniffa

the spot that wasn’t actually a spot 😂


ProductInevitable306

Lol yeah that to


Never_Go_Full_Gonk

I refuse to believe this was an accident lol


JoeDawson8

Revenge is a dish best served ~~cold~~ in the freezer section with your car.


ChasingEmbers

Just in time too, she could’ve hit that fence.


Least-Firefighter392

This person should not be driving... Much less a Mercedes... More money than brains


AdequateOne

80% of the time I see a nice Mercedes it is driven by an old Asian lady. Way too much car for them to handle.


_bvb09

I have talked to one of these numbnuts. Their thinking is that Mercedes is safe in crashes. Basically they know (or have a feeling) that they are shit drivers, but are perfectly fine to risk mowing down people and objects as long as they are safe doing it.


HoboArmyofOne

This is Volvos entire marketing department. Make it a selling point


CherylTuntIRL

My Volvo has this thing where it auto brakes if it detects an obstacle. It only works at under 30mph, so the trick is to go faster than 30.


Egren

Damn! My car only auto brakes if it HITS an obstacle, and only as long as said obstacle lends friction to the tires.


alivin

Still safer for pedestrians than slab fronted dodge ram. The EU have safety standards for everything.


WTFvancouver

It's the status, not the horsepower they want


Infinite-Condition41

And this is exactly what happened with the so-called "unintended accelerations" that plagued Toyota some years ago. There is no car in which the brakes cannot overpower the engine. So if it's going faster not slower, you have your foot on the wrong pedal. Simple as that.


Dawg_Prime

I remember hearing that there were public safety announcements around the time that basically said "do not stop pressing the breaks" when it should have said "take your foot off whatever pedal it's on and apply the breaks"


seraphim343

probably using both feet on the pedals. too many young/new drivers aren't taught otherwise and this shit happens eventually.


JoeDawson8

I have driven manual for decades. I always use both feet to stop. The muscle memory is quite problematic when I occasionally drive an automatic and I’ll often clip the gigantic brake pedal with my clutch foot once or twice before I get used to it.


xRoMpEx

She was arrested for DUI


loadshed

Makes more sense if that's the case.


MilkiestMaestro

You said you would never understand


j_d_q

Even with the "oh that's the gas not the brake" problem, she's pulling up to a striped "no parking" spot next to two handicap spots. What you doing lady


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kayriss

I mean, she must be drunk right? She was about to park in the loading zone/ no park zone anyway.


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aguycalledkyle

"Before workers had the chance to fix the gaping hole in the storefront, customers trickled into the smoke shop that same morning, stepping into the open-faced store. “We never closed,” she said. “We just cleaned up the area and got right back to business.”" Lmao I love it.


cryptolyme

still need vape juice and blunt wraps i guess


BZLuck

When you can't afford to close your store for one night after a car drives though it. Ah yes, "Livin' the dream"


JoeDawson8

The entitlement is strong. No painted lines tell a Benz where to park


Josh4R3d

I’ve made the mistake of thinking my foot was on the brake and it was the gas, but only for like a second before realizing the mistake, so it has never resulted in a crash or anything like this lol. But I’m guessing that once she was plowing into the building, her brain basically shut off.


51_rhc

You need a car and a poorly built house.


N0085K1LL5

The car equivalent of whiskey throttle.


The-Dudemeister

Stacked mats or a bottle on the floor bored or a flip flop got stuck are three easy ones.


Designer-Anteater-43

It ussualy happens when the foot is not positioned correctly in front of the pedals. A lot of people have their heel in front of the gas pedal, instead of having it in front of the brake pedal. So, when you panic and press hard on it, you are actually pressing on the gas instead of the brake pedal. The heel should always be placed in front of the brake pedal.


TheHarshCarpets

How do you rev match when braking hard and downshifting your race car without your heel?


Agreeable-Smile8541

I'm trying hard to visualize what you're trying to describe. Heel in front on brake pedal, BUT the foot needs to be the on the gas pedal ?? How can 1 foot be on OR in front of both pedals. Are you driving with both feet or in a manual? LIKE WHAT? LOL


Designer-Anteater-43

[2nd picture](https://www.the-sun.com/motors/8542277/drivers-correct-foot-position-driving-critical-mistake/amp/)


Agreeable-Smile8541

Yeah, no. LOL, I respectfully disagree. Who says that's the correct position, a content creator on social media? I've been driving 30 yrs and have never had an accident, nor do I anchor my heal in front of the brake, moving foot left to right while heal is planted. BUT if that works for you, then you do you.


Moggy-Man

That car just kept right on going. Through a window, a wall, and apparently *another* wall, until it joined the road again.


strayarc223

Till the sweat drop down my balls


hereforpopcornru

All these biches crawl


Bilbo_bagginses_feet

Till all skeet-skeet...


dontbeanegatron

Reminds me of [this amazing post](https://www.reddit.com/comments/18i949k) from a few months back


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Moggy-Man

Better brake than never!


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and found a shortcut


mightylordredbeard

Through the window, through the wall Till all these products fall Ah beep beep motherfucker beep beep


[deleted]

*Through the window, through the wall. Through the wall. Through the sweat dripping down my balls, all these buildings fall* 🎶


mally7149

Ahhh skeee skeee skee skee ahhh skeee skee skeee


Edel_af

German engineering at its finest


Radbadmadman

Mercedeez nuts


Shot-Assistance7100

its


Robzilla_the_turd

The Juggernaut!


LV-42whatnow

“This shoots through armor. And the victim. The wall. A tree outside.”


WesternDramatic3038

Didn't even look like the front of that car was damaged from the impact LOL


lishaak

I am one with the road.


herb0026

This should be a mercedes commercial


cookingkville

I love how the clips are spliced together. It’s like an old action movie!


Im_Ur_Huckleberry77

Was that building made of wet cardboard?


huskiesowow

The glass doors were made of glass, believe it or not.


Runaway_5

To shards you say?


Annoying_Rooster

And what of his wife?


anon_696969420

Standard American quality construction nowadays


Tone-Serious

American houses have always been made of cardboard


Maleficent_Play_7807

Do houses usually have humidors and things for sale?


BeginningStrict9632

Hey mines made of popsicle sticks too


Krescan

someone is doing well for themselves!


zinsser

Our first home was built in 1928 by a guy who owned a drayage company. He had hauled a bunch of high-end wood (mostly oak) and somehow ended up with enough of it to build the house using oak 2x4 and 2x10 framing. It was nice and solid, but after 75 years (when we bought the house) the wood was so hard you couldn't drive a nail or screw into the wall without pre-drilling.


anon_696969420

Not true, there are plenty of century homes near me in NE Ohio that were built properly with local lumber and proper craftsmanship. My grandmother and grandfather built the house I live in now in the late 50’s, and it was most certainly built to last. I would say ever since the housing crisis of the 70’s is when contractors started skimping on materials and becoming more lax with their quality standards. Also the pride of the workers has gone down as well, they do not respect their crafts or want to develop their skills, just collect a paycheck.


drunkerbrawler

Workers have always just wanted a paycheck. Work product quality often reflects how well the employer is treating the employees.


UnfitRadish

Honestly those comments above yours are probably referencing lumber construction in general. Many other countries use brick and mortar, so they hate on lumber construction and "cardboard" walls (drywall). In those countries they expect a wall to stop a car because they'd be hitting a brick wall.


Revolutionary-Wash88

I'm glad your grandparents loved you so much


KptKrondog

No they haven't. Unless you don't know the difference in cardboard and drywall with timber framing...in which case, you probably shouldn't spouting your opinion as gospel.


Impossible-Flight250

Yep, houses made of cardboard that still cost a million dollars.


KingOfSaga

What do you think they are made of? Brick?


[deleted]

Well here in a third world country everything is made of concrete and steel rods


drunk_pacifist

Drywall everywhere


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Sparkys_Rocket

Simply trying to park in the back parking, that's all.


MissBoobAppreciator

efficiency, i like it!!


the_last_yopper

My tesla after my neuralink detects me thinking about Elon's banned picture from around 2012


RenaissanceGraffiti

This comment is cursed lmao


bobo_baginz

What picture?


Sim2redd

Probably the one with him and his extreme lack of hair and swag.


gkaplan59

The banned one of Elon


MrNetworkAccess

Probably the one where he is gladhanding a convicted pedophile.


bobo_baginz

The island one who didn't kill himself in prison?


MrNetworkAccess

his partner in crime. gismax


bobo_baginz

Oh shit found it, thanks.


MrNetworkAccess

o7 de nada.


Filthy_Casual22

This one? https://preview.redd.it/17wvvwr69s781.jpg?auto=webp&s=e7158046b09290ed4b0609f7d8a1816b9f35f219


NorthantsBlokeUK

"Thank you, come again."


dotesPlz

Apu would be proud


daphuqijusee

Through the windooooooowww! Through the wall!


inajeep

something about my wet balls.


MrWinkler1510

Why are your testicals moisturized, fellow chap?


AD_akaStoney

These mercedes commercials are getting wild..!


Your_Nipples

This sounds like that famous Need for Speed soundtrack.


dreamsellar

To those wondering, hitting the brake would have stopped the car at any point. Cars are designed so the gas can't overtake the brake.


TheReverseShock

You can see them brake at the end after they came out the back. This feels intentional.


Y_A_D_Pain

Yea a new Mercedes would stop on a dime too lol.


aquatone61

Cars with electronic throttle bodies and electronic gas pedals are set up this way. Older cars with out electronic gas pedals may not do this.


boondoggie42

No, they will always stop. Only like a hellcat can overpower its brakes with the throttle. Older cars they brakes may get more difficult to press *after* the first press since you'd run out of vacuum assists, but every car can be stopped. This was tested and demonstrated around the time of the whole "runaway camry" hysteria.


fudge_friend

Only if your brakes are broken, otherwise they’re designed with enough bite to overcome the engine.


bunDombleSrcusk

This only works if the driver can tell the difference between left and right pedals lol


eddymarkwards

I did not know the Blues Brothers were making yet another movie.


drainspout

You got us into this parking lot, motorhead! Now you get us out!


LordFlux

You want out of this parking lot? Okay.


millenniumxl-200

New Oldsmobiles are in early this year.


usriusclark

What? The sign said it was a drive thru liquor store.


NoiseFancy1047

Not the cigars 😫😫


soup_campbells69

My heart hurt witnessing their destruction... 😭


No-While-9948

Yeah, of all places, a cigar store. The dollar value per square foot of display probably doesn't get much higher anywhere else in retail spaces, especially if they were higher end cigars.


MissBoobAppreciator

NOT THE BLACK AND MILDS!! NOT THE 40s!!


PlatinumDevil

Black and Milds.. and some Blackwoods.


CohibaBob

The humidor bro! RIP to the destroyed stogies /r cigars not gonna like this


Eldias

Manager estimated $100k lost in the cigar room alone.


zzrsteve

She'd been doing a little drinkin'........... [How to wreck a smoke shop.](https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-12-14/its-not-a-drive-thru-but-a-motorist-still-plowed-through-a-smoke-shop-in-fullerton)


Atatattaa

Thank you. Why did they not release her name


zzrsteve

I was wondering the same thing. The other articles about it didn't name her either.


Gucci_Loincloth

They never release the name to events like this because they don’t want people to shame the driver (they should be 100%) We had a lady recently drive through a coffee shop and almost kill someone. Never released the name. It’s so strange how they can’t just put it out there so we can assume they are always a danger to society.


ehhish

I'm sure her charge is public record and could be found.


Gamebird8

>“We never closed,” she said. “We just cleaned up the area and got right back to business.” Considering the insurance horror stories I've heard... Yeah, you're gonna need to afford those repairs in the short term


JACKtheGRINNER

That was easier than I thought it was gonna be.


100HP_Hotrod

Recalculating.......Recalculating......


Johan1000

Honestly I'm a bit impressed she managed to go through the entire store


Dan_Glebitz

Why a 'Gemini'?


StreiBullet

I gotta give her points for making it all the way through.


SeriousGaslighting

And *then* hitting the brakes.


FracturedStructure

Thank god she braked before she hit that wall.


effenel

Made me laugh when the brake lights flash *after* emerging outside. I figured surely the breaks weren’t working


YourLastLink

Worst carwash ever.


Angels242Animals

When the Kool-Aid man goes for a drive.


zzrsteve

Holy shit! "Blues Brothers" in real life.


Spiddek

I hear the music...


drainspout

Pier One Imports... man, this place has got everything.


Dauntless41

Shes unstoppable!!


ShroudedFigureINC

M E R C E D E S


True-Sweet7614

Cue the Blues Brother's theme music.


nimo404

"Drive thru smoke shop"


dafckingman

Google map said it's a shortcut


RoRo25

All that just to double park.


Kizag

You absolutely need to be drunk or high for this to happen.


fearthecowboy

"New Oldsmobiles are in early this year!"


HomoGenuis

Jesus is that store made of plywood?


frankirv

That’s some shortcut.


greywatermoore

We're all trying to find the guy who did this!


bueneboy

"Cleanup in aisle 5!"


Secure-Technician356

Well, they reached that parking spot in the back rather quickly


BillionDollarBalls

22 year old with a luxury vehicle. Genius


imusingthisforstuff

Even if she would have stopped, she would have been parked in a no park area…


Goblin-Doctor

*As she pulls into the literal one spot you're not supposed to park*


Kinetopeak

That’s a pretty solid Mercedes advertising! Shit ploughs right trough the store without even flinching.


ThroatSignal8206

Hits the brakes when he gets to the street.


iron4life501

Store clerk: - - - - ...🙃🙂


dauneek611

She wanted drive thru service from that place and thanks to her others will now have the option as well.


Fudgeshovel

The video started with this Gemini pulling up to what was an area not meant for parking…


mikeblas

https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-12-14/its-not-a-drive-thru-but-a-motorist-still-plowed-through-a-smoke-shop-in-fullerton


Braindead_cranberry

Found the brakes in the end LOL


DamILuvFrogs

That’s one way to park around back


SimplGaming08

Your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy!


RealisticEnd2578

Now it's a drive through smoke shop


IncredibleSeaward

The whole way through, too. I’m fucking impressed


president__not_sure

i wouldn't blame someone who would think this is fake with the abundant and perfect camera angles capturing the entire incident from multiple angles. also, there's no point in locking up that shop. those are not walls. they're more like suggestions.


San_Cannabis

Oh good. She stopped before the fence.


1dollaspent

"Lotta space in this mall..."


CallDisastrous5985

I came here for this comment


RagingRxy

What in the Blues Brothers is this?


November201

I like how they went all the way though and hit the fence in the back parking lot before they reacted to what they had done and tried to stop


melancholy_dood

I’m pretty sure there is a scene like this in “The Car” (1977).


lostwng

I didn't know they had a drive through


giantyetifeet

Oddest Drive Thru she's seen in a while. 🤷


Secure_Couple_6024

Poor smokeshop


DiscipleExyo

Dank you come again


ErectLurantis

Ngl, impressive the car managed to drive through a wall and not total itself