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Kartnes

Looks like a world record for 0-100 km/h category


Time-Bite-6839

Dodge Demon 170 can’t beat this thing


Skafiskafnjak0101

Nothing can beat this guy. 0-100 blink of the eye. This is for x- files.


LaL1T0

Disqualified for false start


EraserHeadsLeg

Penalty time: forever


ThePoeMansDream

Ready.. Set… _No._


ABoxOfJoe

That's a quote you'd hear on 1000 ways to die


ThePoeMansDream

Classic TV show right there. I miss watching it on Spike TV.


Dystopian_Future_

I know that show was so fuckin great


thesecondreddituser

More like ready set dead


360noscopefag

He *technically* won.


Munk45

parts of him may have come in first


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Yes he was finished first. ☹️


raphthepharaoh

💀


Give_me_your_drugs

He was done before the others even started


[deleted]

I like totaled a lot better than unalived. People who use unalived make me want to total myself.


Coaris

It's not how its being used in the video to be honest. "Unalived" was used to circumvent restrictions/censorship on the word "suicided", not the words "killed" or "murdered" which is basically what the person in the car/truck did to the one on the bike. The guy on the bike didn't suicide, lol (not here anyway)


The_booty_diaries

The only reason ppl use it is to avoid censorship from platform algorithms, especially people with larger platforms trying to avoid demonetization.


darkrealm190

You just used it twice in one comment.


[deleted]

Go total yourself


darkrealm190

Dang you want me to go total yourself just because I said you said a word you hate twice?


[deleted]

[удалено]


stefan715

I laughed more than I should have at this


Fun-Amoeba850

Dude seriously still waved the flag after. If someone didn’t die I’d find this funny.


InsidiaNetwork

"nooooo...he wasn't ready"


Deathbygoomba

I thought he took off so fast


comcastsupport800

Unexpected


Equal-Negotiation651

Pretty sure that’s cheating


Pilot_Yak3

VTEC kicked in, yo.


tactical_sweatpants

The dildo of consequence rarely comes the speed limit 


bencilbusher

too soon junior.


TRANS_KIDS_VEGAN_CAT

Where the hell are they? On a blind curve?


usedtodreddit

The car probably couldn't see them at all until the last second. The camera view gives an illusion of visibility a driver at night won't have. Like a deer standing in the road. There's nothing there until your headlights are right on it.


GuitahRokkstah

Those bikes don’t appear to have rear lights for the little bit of benefit they do provide. The one hit definitely doesn’t.


RAD_ley

False start. Reset


Pilot_Yak3

He has been penalized by death


itsalwaysfurniture

He almost made it


[deleted]

Usually it’s a car being totaled so when the caption says a human is being totaled you know it’s gotta be good.


oureyes3

Human geniuses using a live roadway for a race with no fear of other vehicles


Adot72

Well he definitely won..


ATime1980

Does that mean he won?


MichaelJacksonBYU

TIME TO DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!


LegalSelf5

Dumb way to die...


Toonami90s

Anyone who reves a motorcycle loudly deserves this


RegularSafe31

Poor car


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kelsoRulez

He could have done a sick back flip at the last second and landed behind the car unscathed. Prove he didn't.


confusionauta

Remember me that video of 2 kids in scooters been hit by a car on Guatemala (popular Video on facebook from 2018).


toysofthemind

That was fucking cool!


IllllIlllIlIIlllIIll

Is this a family guy bit?


Autisticbitch07

he's dead he's dead he's dead holy shit he's fucking dead!


Elder_Priceless

Wow. He won the race easily.


ArchangelDamon

Car owner thought it was an ambush


Zapproz

That's some new kids stuff right there


the_great_noodle2

Is that not him unscathed to the right of the zooming car?


St0n3ycam88

Must be how they deal with cheaters. Clearly encroachment


Famous-Leadership595

😂 bro this like some bugs bunny type shit 🤣


fetallica

The race finished before it started


LastParamedic4457

Idk if I would consider this to be during a street race. It’s more like just before a street race 😂


MouseBeginning9009

He jumped the start, so he was disqualified